Jasper struggled to get his key in the lock while balancing a stack of books that wouldn't fit in his bag, a cup of coffee, and a giant bag of candy that he somehow ended up with from the drugstore. Edward was going to yell at him but he'd recently developed an intense and overwhelming love for gummy bears and Walgreen's was having a sale.

He finally got the door unlocked and shoved open, dumping the entire contents of his arms onto the floor (coffee included).

"Goddamn motherfucking, dick-licking donkey-sucker," Jasper spat as his coffee cup hit the floor and exploded. He had honestly had the worst day in the history of bad days and things apparently weren't looking up anytime soon. He flipped the coffee-coated walls off and stepped over the pile of crap, heading towards the living room and not giving two flying fucks about the mess.

Jasper was still grumble-cursing to himself when he turned the corner into the living room, but what he saw on the couch immediately put a smile on his face. Edward was stretched out the length of the couch, sound asleep with their new kitten, Seth, curled up in the crook of his neck. Jasper reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone, snapping a picture of them before tip-toeing over to the sofa.

He stopped by the arm of the couch where Edward's head was nestled into the corner and leaned over, softly kissing his temple, his eyelids, his forehead and then his nose. Edward smiled but neither he nor Seth woke up. Jasper chuckled to himself as he leaned even farther over and kissed Edward's lips, lightly at first but with increasing intensity as he began to stir.

Edward groaned and reached up, threading his fingers through Jasper's hair and slipping his tongue into Jasper's gummy bear-coffee flavored mouth. It was kind of awkward making out upside down, but Edward couldn't think of a better way to have been awakened from a nap. The ginger kitten on his neck finally cracked an eye open and mewled, stretched, and hopped over to the recliner to continue his own nap in peace.

Now that there was no fear of smooshing their new addition, Edward pulled on Jasper with more force, urging him to flip over the arm of the couch and land soundly in the non-existent space between his own body and the back of the sofa. Squished together like that, Edward leg-hitched his boyfriend and kissed him properly, twisting his hips a little in the process.

"Wanna fuck my bad mood away?" Jasper said with a grin as he broke the kiss and tried to catch his breath.

"Baby, I don't really need an excuse, but sure. Whatever you need," Edward replied, his voice still raspy with sleep. Jasper wiggled around so that he was straddling Edward. Sitting up, Edward grabbed a fistful of Jasper's shirt and pulled him closer. They kissed each other greedily and Jasper never missed a tongue-sucking beat as Edward stood up and gestured to Jasper to wrap his legs around his waist. Edward walked backwards into their bedroom, carrying a groaning and panting Jasper who was monkey-clutching him for dear life. Every time was like their first time and last time all rolled into one. Intense, needy and usually really fucking dirty, but with an underlying affection that made them both see stars and hear angel music and smell cupcakes baking as they loved each other raw and pure.

Edward deposited Jasper onto the bed and made quick work of his jeans, sliding them down and taking Jasper's cock into his mouth in one fluid motion. Jasper arched up and clutched Edward's hair, guiding him as he fucked his mouth. Edward nudged Jasper's legs further apart as he slid a finger into his mouth, wetting it alongside Jasper's already-twitching dick.

"You better not come yet," Edward said, dropping Jasper's cock from his mouth and narrowing his eyes.

He continued to twist and pump and squeeze Jasper with one hand while he slipped the other one down, circling his entrance and then slipping a finger inside. Jasper whore-moaned and thrust down on Edward's hand as he slipped a second and then a third finger in. Jasper really was about to blow his load and Edward's own erection was on the verge of becoming painful, so he stopped teasing and reached for the lube that Jasper had shoved under his pillow earlier that morning.

"Goddammit Edward! Please mother-fucking hurry," Jasper groaned as Edward slowly coated his dick with lube and then checked once more to make sure Jasper truly was ready to have his bad mood fucked away before replacing his fingers with his cock. He slid in slowly, but when Jasper started pushing back Edward stopped being gentle and buried his cock deep inside Jasper's ass, grabbing his hips and lifting him up to meet his thrusts.

"Fuck, baby," Jasper panted. "Just. Like. That." Edward gave his boyfriend what he wanted, pounding into him and grabbing his dick that was already slick with spit and pre-cum. He squeezed and twisted, cupping the head of his cock before sliding back up and down again as Jasper writhed underneath of him. Edward felt Jasper's dick twitch in his hand and pushed into him hard, hitting that spot deep inside and causing Jasper to come so hard that he ended up with jizz on his chin. When Jasper was finished, Edward grasped his hips again and pulled almost all the way out before slamming back in. He repeated the motion several times as Jasper panted underneath him and dug his nails into Edward's ass cheeks. He finally surrendered, completely losing his mind as his own orgasm overtook him. Edward stilled, shaking as he came down from the high and eventually collapsed on top of a very sticky and very satiated Jasper.

"I love you," Edward mumbled into Jasper's neck. "So fucking much."

Jasper rolled Edward off of him and turned onto his side so that they were facing each other. He smiled as Edward leaned forward and licked the jizz off his chin and then stood up to get a washcloth to clean up.

"If you really loved me you'd go get that bag that's on the floor by the front door and bring it back in here for me," Jasper said as he lazily scratched his chest and stretched out much like Seth had done earlier. He might have purred a little, too.

"I'll be right back," Edward replied as he headed towards the living room. Jasper started counting backwards from ten in his head. He was at two when Edward yelled from across the apartment.

"Jasper, goddammit! Did you buy gummy bears by the pound? For fuck's sake. And why is there coffee all over the wall?"

Jasper just grinned and pulled the comforter up around him. He needed a nap before he fucked the angry out of Edward.

a/n

Well then. Anyone want a gummy bear? The fun thing about this story is that you can pretty much guess what I'm eating/wishing I was eating while writing. The title is a perfect example.

Thank you as always to TheRainGirl4 for swooping in and beta'ing whenever I'm ready for her. And to LyricalKris for the quasi-picspiration. She described to me a backwards couch kiss picture she'd seen...I hope I did it justice!

Off to write some angst now. Thanks for reading and reviewing! xoxo