Disclaimer: Probably not going to put another one down after this one. I don't own anything! Except the OCs and the actual concept, I guess. Whatever read the story. It's awesome. Yea, I know, I'm extremely modest.

Chapter Two:

That Fucking Skeleton…

"Why in the fuck did they pick me? I'm going to kill this kid!" Leon rolled his eyes as Cloud continued to rant about how he didn't want to be here and he shouldn't have to babysit a spikey haired little brat.

"Awww! Come on, Cloud! I was chosen to wield the Keyblade! I can't be all that bad!" Sora finished with a childish smile.

Cloud glared at Sora and then turned to Leon, "Yup. Gonna kill him."

At this point, Cloud got out of the passenger seat and slowly stalked his way over to the young teen. Again at this point, Sora slowly started to back away from the one-winged man.

"…and it won't even be that much of a fight." Cloud said as he glanced back at Leon.

Leon rolled his eyes and went back to flying the Gummi Ship. As he turned away he could hear Sora screaming like a little girl.

"LEON! CLOUD KEEPS HURTING ME!" squealed a twelve year old girl… I mean Sora.

"Cloud, leave the kid alone." He pauses. "If he gets hurt, you'll have to carry him." Leon smirked. Immediately, Cloud dropped Sora and moved away from him as if he were toxic. Cloud looked at the Gummi Ship doorway.

"Oh, look. We're here." Cloud walked past Leon while mumbling under his breath, "Freaking Leon. Always ruins my fun…"

Said brunette turns toward the blonde, "What was that? You wanted to give Sora a piggy-back ride?"

"I'm leaving." With that Cloud got off the ship before Leon actually said it loud enough for Sora to hear.

"What did you say, Leon?" Sora asked confused.

"Nothing." Leon said chuckling softly as he watched Cloud move faster at Sora's words.

The two started after Cloud when Leon asked, "Sooo…why are we here again?"

"Because, Kitten, some moron wants our help!" Cloud said as he continued to walk.

Leon stopped, "I didn't know we were on such friendly terms that we could give each other nicknames…Sunshine."

Cloud also stopped at this and turned around, "Noooo... I literally mean you're dressed like a kitten, smartass."

Leon looked at his outfit and briefly saw a fuzzy brown thing out of his peripheral, "What. The. Fuck. Out of all the fucking Halloween costumes I had to be a cat? Why couldn't Sora be the fucking cat?"

"Because he already had a costume…besides I like it. I think it suits you." Cloud replied.

"…You really think so?" Leon says hopefully.

"No." Cloud laughs and walks away.

"How cute! You have kitty ears!" Sora said pointing to one.

Leon looked back at Cloud, "Great, now I want to kill him."

"Ok! But just remember, then you'll have to carry him!" Before Leon could yell any obscenities, Jack came bounding up to the Guillotine Gate.

"Well, speak of the bonehead." Cloud said dryly.

"Shut up, Cloud. Before you piss anyone else off." Leon said as he pushed the now two-winged man to the side.

"SORA! YOU CAME!" Jack bellowed as he grabbed Sora for a hug. Jack put Sora down and stared at the two newcomers, "Oh! And you brought new friends! You must introduce us!"

"Jack, meet my two friends-"

"Whoa! I wouldn't go as far as calling us friends," Cloud interjected, "We're more like glorified babysitters."

Leon sighed, "I'm Leon and bigmouth over there," Leon points his thumb in the man's direction, "is Cloud." Cloud just flipped him off.

"Well…nice to meet you both…I'm Jack Skellington, King of the Pumpkin Patch! Welcome to Halloween Town!" Jack gestured behind him and led the way into Guillotine Plaza.

As the trio walked through the square they took notice of the ghouls, vampires, werewolves, and witches. The myriad of creatures were all going about their daily, or in this case nightly, businesses. One of the weird individuals, a ragdoll it seemed, came up to the group.

"Hello, Jack! Hello, Sora!"

"SALLY!" The skeleton embraced the female and presented her to the other two. "This lovely doll is my dearest Sally."

Leon and Cloud nodded.

"Not much into talking, are you?" Sally asked politely.

Leon and Cloud shook their heads no.

The other three sweatdropped.

As they continued to walk through the square the group continued to be introduce them to many other inhabitants of the strange little town.

"I am the 'who' when you call who's there!"

"I am the wind blowing through your hair!"

Cloud leans over to Leon and whispers "Are these guys serious?"

"Unfortunately I think they are." Leon whispers back.

Cloud then speaks louder so that everyone can hear him," As fun as this is why exactly are we here? King Mickey was a bit short on details."

"Haha short!" Leon chuckles.

Cloud reaches over and punches Leon.

"Oh yes!" Jack exclaims. "Well you see….

Hohohoho! CLIFFHANGER! Mwahahahahahahahaha! Evil laugh!

Sorry guys… Couldn't help it…