No own WWE (as always).
Monday Night Raw
John Cena comes out to explain what he thinks about last sunday night. As reported on WWE's website.
Cena- Now, before I get serious, I'm just proud to say... the champ is STILL HERE!!
The crowd went crazy.
Cena- Now... last night at ECW One Night Stand, I overcomed the odds. AGAIN. I survived the hardcore, the boos, all that crap. But... I had "help" to win the match. Take a look.
The JumboTron plays what happened on sunday.
Cena- Now, I didn't need help. I pretty much kicked his ass. That was just pretty much some "unwanted assistance" that I had. And if I had help just to...
What'cha gonna do when we come for you?
Rey Mysterio came out while he was holding a microphone.
Rey- Now, Cena... look here, man. I knew you could do that match yourself, but when RVD hit that frog splash, I thought the WWE wouldn't have a championship anymore. And Sabu cost himself MY World Title. So we are still champions. And that son of a bitch Paul Heyman wasn't just gonna give the title to RVD.
The crowd was shocked at what Mysterio just said.
JR- Good lord! Tell me Mysterio didn't just say that!
King- He didn't say that. Are you happy now?
Rey- ECW dosen't deserve to have a championship. ECW dosen't...
Rob Van Dam's music hit. Much to the boos of the crowd. He made his way to the ring.
RVD- (looks at Rey) Now you hold on. I'll get to you in a minute. (looks at Cena) Cena, last night at ECW, it was nothing but a damn fluke. (He points to Cena's belt) THAT... belongs to ME. I deserve that belt. Everything at ECW was supposed to go MY way--
Cena- YOU HAD YOUR DAMN CHANCE!!!!!! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, YOU GOT IT, AND YOU BLEW IT!!!!! And this title is on my shoulder and NOT on YOURS.
RVD looks at him for a moment, and then slaps him.
Cena laughs for a second, and then punches RVD. Then they both start a brawl. RVD got the upper hand knocking Cena down with a kick. But just before RVD got to do anything else, he got low-blowed by Mysterio. Cena got up and threw RVD to the outside. Outside, Cena knocks RVD out with his title belt, busting him open.
JR- Come on. This is an assault! This is plain brutal. Somebody stop this!
Rey then removes the covers off the announce tables. Both of them.
JR- What the hell are you doing?
King- Come on! There's no need for this!
At the first announce table, Cena held up RVD in a sitting position on his shoulders. Rey got back in the ring. He hopped off the ropes, and did a seated senton through the announce table!
JR- OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! VAN DAM'S NECK HAS GOTTA BE BROKEN AFTER THAT!!!!
Cena wasn't through. He looked under the ring and got a ladder. He set the ladder up. He then looked underneath again, and got two tables. He set them on the announce table where JR and King are.
Cena- GET OUT OF THE DAMN WAY!!!!!!
JR- My God, King. This i-- This is not right. Who cares if Van Dam's in ECW?
King- Evidently they do, JR.
Cena climbs the ladder while dragging Van Dam up there also. He then gets him in F-U position.
JR- Oh my God. OH MY GOD!!!! JOHN, DON'T DO THIS, JOHN!! DON'T DO THIS!!!
King- Oh, NO!!
RVD gets F-U'd off the ladder through 2 wooden tables and the announce table.
JR- OOOOHHHHHHHH, JESUS!!!!!! GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!!
Cena and Rey head towards RVD. They look down at him.
Cena- YOU WANNA BE THE CHAMP???!!!! HUH????!!! PROVE IT!! BECAUSE TUESDAY IN ECW, IT'S GONNA BE YOU AGAINST US IN AN EXTREME RULES HANDICAP MATCH!!!!!!!
JR- Good lord! What an impact that will make! How will Van Dam respond?
RAW goes off the air...
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