-In which, a family-friend dinner always bring crazy announcements

Okay! Yippee! I got another chapter in! Yay! This one is based on Ang Lee's Eat Drink Man Woman. It's pretty funny. And I guess this chapter is dedicated to the Thanksgiving holiday. Enjoy!

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❤❀~Dinner Annoucements are Something Else~❀❤

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It was . . . somewhat a success, C.C. guessed. It wasn't a totally out-of-this-world event. After all, there was no pizza, but she guessed it was fine since Lelouch worked his butt off trying to cook this really fancy meal for all of their friends (who knew he was still alive). She supposed he actually did something nice just because it was the first time he would see them all—well, actually, he didn't care about the rest; it was the first time he would see Nunnally in two years! And that, that made him do his complete best when making this dinner.

The witch sighed. Lelouch had made it so that she couldn't bother him at all while he cooked and slaved over the hot stove. She had been getting so bored lately, but now . . . she smiled because she knew the news would hit Lelouch hard. Hard in the face. And she . . . oh, she'd get a kick out of it!

"What are you smirking about, C.C.?"

"Oh, nothing, Lelouch. Nothing at all..."

Lelouch only raised an eyebrow as C.C. chuckled to herself but otherwise ignored the strange woman.

It was then that someone cleared their voice. It was Kaguya who had been a bit nervous since the start of this whole dinner. "Erm . . . everyone," she started out horribly shy. "I . . . I have an announcement."

Everyone at the table became quiet and just listened.

"I . . . it's nothing bad or anything, but I . . . got married this morning."

"What?" Lelouch asked, more happy than surprised. At least, she wasn't going to continue pestering him about the Sumeragi-Zero clan thing anymore.

"Who's the lucky person?" C.C. asked. From the way she emphasized her words, it made it seem as though she knew something everyone else didn't.

"Let me guess," Kallen said. "It's that boy, right? The one that kept sending you love letters?"

"Well . . . actually, no..." Kaguya said, still playing with the hem of her dress. "I . . . I married Milly!"

Everyone didn't know what to say. C.C., though waiting for a different annoucement, just smiled at the shocked expressions on Lelouch's and Suzaku's faces.

"I hope you aren't mad, Lelouch, but I just couldn't wait for you anymore! Milly's such a wonderful person and . . . Cousin Suzaku, I hope you don't go killing her! I love her so much!"

Everyone turned to the knight because they knew Lelouch wouldn't hold it against the girl. Besides, they all even Lelouch wanted to see the infamous Suzaku's reaction. And what he said shocked . . . most of them.

"I accept the relationship," the brown-haired boy said through clenched teeth. "Because I, too, have an announcement to make." He cleared his throat and stood. "Today is a wonderful and joyous day and—"

"Cut the speech and go to the annoucement!" Kallen said. Everyone else agreed.

"Alright." He turned to Lelouch who was sitting next to him. "Lelouch-niisan, I'm asking for your blessings so that I can marry Nunnally."

Lelouch almost choked on his tea and, when he didn't, opted to spit in Suzaku's face. "EXCUSE ME? YOU AND MY SISTER? WHAT THE HELL? I'LL KILL YOU!"

It took Kallen, Lloyd, Cecilia, and C.C. (who couldn't contain her laughter) to hold Lelouch back from mauling, boiling, chopping up, and scratching Suzaku.

"Pl-please, older brother!" Nunnally finally spoke. Throughout dinner, she had had her face cast down. "I love him!"

"THIS IS NOT LOVE! THIS IS PEDOPHILIA! AND NECROPHILIA!" Lelouch shrieked.

"Hey, I'm not that much older than her!" Suzaku protested. "And I'm not marrying her because she reminds me of Euphy! I love Nunnally!"

"SHUT UP, YOU TRAITOR!"

"ME? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PRETENDED TO BE A TRAITOR!"

"YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST, I DIDN'T SEDUCE THE INNOCENT CHILD-QUEEN OF MY COUNTRY!"

"Oh, and speaking of country, Lelouch, the Black Knights are wondering when you would like to return to duty." Kallen decided to say at that moment. It was the only thing she could think of to stop the fight. Plus, she had been holding that off for months now.

The fighting ceased then, and Lelouch just stared at the girl. "Huh?"

"Well, you know, we would all like you to come out of retirement," Cecilia explained.

"NEVER!" Lelouch almost snarled. "I mean, I like my quiet life just as it is." And I refuse to risk my life again.

"But, Lelouch, you'll have to pay for the extra person in your household now." Lloyd said, trying his best not to laugh.

"What?" Lelouch went back to wanting to kill his best friend. "YOU GOT NUNNALLY PREGNANT?"

"No, Lelouch," C.C. said, trying her very best not to snicker. This was the moment she was waiting for. "I'm pregnant."

Everything seemed to freeze. Lelouch's face became ashen, and his muscles tensed, and . . . "C.C. . . . pre-pregnant...?" He fainted and landed on the floor with a loud thud!

"Ooh," Lloyd chuckled. "He's really dead now."

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It's totally random, yes, but . . . I think it's a nice one. Very . . . unexpected.

lIkE iT? pLeAsE rEvIeW!

Oh, and for anyone who reads my other Fanfics, I'll be working on Healing now, then Two Hearts and A Beating Sin, and finally Sakura DOROPUSU.