Chapter 2
demon "i am the mighty kyuubi"
normal people chatting " ramen-sama i missed you"
jutsu " explantion no jutsu"
thought " im thinking of thinking"
disclaimer: me no own naruto or any other references to copyrighted materials don't sue me all but my bag of cheeto's im eating.
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Last time
"should i tell him,"pondered the Yonbi,"from the way he took it last time he might just shutdown." after a few moments Yonbi decided to answer, "Well actually Naruto no you won't gain them automaticly they will just be slowly grown as your spine will lengthen and your ears move up your head.
Naruto there's something i have to tell you, the last time a human became the juubi, the one you all know as the, RikudÅ Sennin, changed the world with his creation, he brought forth the creation of chakra, he had effected every creature on the planet.
The most common effect was death Naruto, this world used to have over 8 billion people spread over the whole world, now that number is barely pushing over 2 billion, 3 fourths of your planets population dead, but since this happened once to your people already they have built up a resistance to it. But even with this resistance do you truly believe Konoha survived with our so close proximity?" and with his peice said Naruto's world turned black
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When Naruto woke up he had ony a single thought going through his head. "everyone is dead" after this thought had finished he couldn't take the strain anymore he broke down and let his emotions flow "Baa-chan, Sakura-chan, iruka-sensei, Kakashi-sensei they're all gone". He couldn't control himself as he thought back to the last time he had them.
(flashback)
He had just gotten a 2 year long mission to act as the konoha liasion in Suna that starte the next day. He had already told Konoha 11 about it and that before he left he wanted to spend a night on the town with his friends and now he was just waiting for them to show up. once they were all there they decided what to do, after about 15 minutes they decided to go see the new Princess Gale movie.
After the movie ended they decided to just go clubbing, after a few hour the club they were at decided to sponsor a karoke contest with the winner getting some money Kiba eager to show off and earn a quick buck quickly got on stage, out of all of them only Lee, And Naruto were brave enough to join Kiba as he got on stage , after they got up he started to singalong with the text on the screen
I've been 'round for a long time
And I learned along the way:
If you wanna go on the radio
There are words you just can't say!
Well, I thought hard about it
And I found a way around it
Help me go on the radio, you gotta say the words I can't.
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Come on, ma'am, won't you give me your hand
And say the words I can't?
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't
Down in Carolina
I met a girl with a nice
after these words the crowd shouted" Vagina"
So I reached down between us
And I whipped out my
a loud roar of "Penis" crossed the room
Skipped right past the suckin'
And got right down to
"Fucking" was yelled
She turned and said: "I gotta ask,
Would you slip it into my?"
the Konoha 11 shouted "ass"
Help me go on the radio and say the words I can't.
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Come on, ma'am, won't you give me your hand
And say the words I can't?
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't
Her husband was a trucker
He was a filthy mother
"FUCKER" was screamed by the whole room
I didn't wanna wrastle
With this no-good stinkin'
Hinata shocked everyone with a scream of "ASSHOLE"
I heard him come through the kitchen door
When I was bangin' his filthy
Sai screamed "WHORE"
I knew I'd end up in a ditch
If he caught me ridin' his
Chouji yelled out "BITCH"
Help me go on the radio and say the words I can't.
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Come on, ma'am, won't you give me your hand
And say the words I can't?
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't
"Mercy, please!" I told him,
But he grabbed me by the
Sakura viciously yelled "Scrotum"
And he did something heinous
He exposed his
Sakura and Sai loud enough for the whole room "ANUS"
I said "I don't mean to seem crass,
But why are you buttering up your?"
TenTen and Ino yelled "ASS"
He said "My wife's a beard, and she lured you here.
'Cause I'm queer and I love it in the"
Sai alone yelled out "REAR"
"Help me go on the radio by saying the words I can't.
You have to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Sir and ma'am, thanks for lending a hand.
By saying the words I can't.
You have to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song,
The filthiest song,
The dirtiest song that ain't."
As Naruto Kiba And Lee left the stage they couldn't hold in their laughter
Kiba was the first to stop laughing" Man that was hiliarious, Naruto i was wondering why you picked that song."
"it looked like the funniest on the list"
"Yosh,it was a very youthful selection Naruto" exclaimed Lee as they sat and listened they slowly realized that they had won the only other song that didn't sound like a dying Drunken Walrus was some old dude with a cane sining about it bein good to be evil.
at the end of the Contest the winers were announced. "And the winners of Battle of the Song sing of are, the 3 Shinobi" after collecting their prizes they left to wander around Konoha. after a couple of hours they found themselves in front of the academy when naruto got an idea
"hey guys why don't we take a picture for old time's sake?" after agreeing they all grouped in front of the academy's entrance while naruto made a show clone to take the picture.
after the picture was taken a enough times for everyone to get a copy they decided to go their seperate ways.
(end flashback)
as he smiled at the memory he openned his eye's with once again a single thought "i can't just sit around and mope noone would want me to do that" when he opened his eye's he noticed it wasn't just him and Yonbi any more all around him the bijuu stood towering above the tree's as he lookeed at them he voiced a question " so what now"
while they looked at him Kyuubi gave him a grin that promised pain and humiliation. " Now, kit, we train you to truly be god of the bijuu."
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A man wearing a brown tattered cloak with a hood, the hooded figure had 2 scrolls on each of his legs and he had a large sword on his back with a hole in it, as he removed his hood he revealed himself to be none other than Uzumaki Naruto, he was travelling thruogh the Spine, While many would have considered this suicide due to the rumors of half the king's army going missing in it, he had no fear for he had proven him self to this land's people.
Of all the race's of Alagaesia they were the one's who reminded him most of the people from his time period, or as the Elves callrd them the Gray Folk1 . As he was walking he startd to notice the marks around him such as worn bark in the trees and gouged logs,
"well either there's a dragon around here or one of those Lethrblaka2 things, but by the lack of missing or upturned earth im inclined to go with the first." as he thought about it he decided to follow the marks, after walking for about an hour he came upon a sight that he thought he wouldn't have seen for a long time he saw a dragon circling in the air, With a rush of energy he decided to see what could possibly interest what was probably the last dragon out of hiding.
As he got there he heard the voice of a young man saying "Brom, Saphira just said there's some one coming from the forest"
"Well, we better prepare huh Eragon?"
be fore brom got an answer eragon had gotten his bow and strung an arrow aimming straight at a bush." he's already here Brom"
with this said Naruto came from behind the bush and said something that most in his situation wouldn't say. "So," he statedin an amused tone, " which one of you is the new Shur'tugal3?"
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hope you liked the chapter also i need some help with who to pair Naruto and Eragon with
only Arya and Rhunon are a no go.
oh yeah and plz reveiw dudes
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the song is " The Dirtiest Song That Ain't" by Voltaire
1 im not sure if the name is right but these are the peple who mad "magic" a language
2 the Ra'Zac's mounts
3 means dragonrider in the ancient language