"TALKING"

Thinking

"Kyuubi talking"

Kyuubi thinking

'Exasperation or emphases'

Last time on NARUTO:

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" The man slumped unconscious on the floor. Everyone looked fear fully a naruto.

"Well that was fun, but I think I'll fight wild animals and not drunks from now on." Some people sweat dropped for naruto. He started going to the hokages office knowing he needed a location away from the village.

Finally chapter 3

Naruto was just strolling trough the village heading towards the hokage's office.

I wonder if my family had a blood limit like the Uchiha's. Hmmmm. I hope I don't get into uphI. Naruto had bumped into the wall of the hokage's office. A guard was secretly snickering.

Stupid demon. I only wish I could have been the one to push him into a wall.

" What do you want de- I mean kid?"

great. Just another villager who thinks I'm a demon. Maybe I'm a demon in strength and charaka, but that's it.

"I need to see the hokage. Tell him it's an emergency."

"Alright. Demon"

"Mister hokage. The de- I mean naruto says he needs to see you."

"Let him in." Naruto enters with a smile on. He loves entering the hokage's office because it means he gets to do his 3rd favorite pastime. His 2nd is going to 'Ichiraku raman' and 1st is eating ramen.

"HEY OLD GEEZER" Smack. The guy behind naruto slapped him on the head.

"SHOW RESPECT FOR THE HOKAGE!"

"Whatever."

"Well naruto what do you want? And if it's increase in your allowance the answer NO."

"Geezer I'm heart broken I thought we could enjoy the few minutes we have together."

"Just because I'm old, doesn't mean I'm dying anytime soon, so don't get your hopes up."

"Actually I can here for a new place to stay."

"What! Don't tell me they burned down your house?"

"No, but they might as well. This guy tried to fight me, but I got away. I couldn't go home because I knew they'd follow me. So I came here for a new place to stay. Preferably Outside of the village, but close enough to walk back."

"Well naruto you can use the house the fourth left you."

"WHAT THE FOURTH WAS MY FATHER" Why didn't kyuubi tell me? I'll kill her!

"Actually No.

gee that's a bummer.

He was your adopted father. So basically you have all his stuff."

"Alright! Where is it?"

"I don't know. Before for he died he put an extra seal on you so you could be the only one to enter the house. Normally only blood Uzumaki's can enter, but his clan died from a blood limit disease."

"You still haven't told me where it is."

" Well like I said only blood can enter. All he told me was that it was in the southern gate. And by the way how did you escape?"

" A little fox helped me. See yaw old man." As naruto left a block hit him on the head.

Well better head to the southern gate. Naruto had to sneak past all of the guard.

Seems the southern guards are more alert. Hn. Still easy enough for me to pass. Once naruto made it to a forest he started looking for the house.

Now if I were a great ninja.. Oh wait I am a great ninja.

After 30min of walking naruto comes up to a mansion the size of Kentucky. Naruto looked at it. His first thought was,

this can't be the place.

"BAKA! This is the place now go in and get some sleep. Tomorrow I'll tell you about our family"

Alright I'll…Hey wait 'our' family what's that supposed to me? Kyuubi? Once kyuubi had finished her sentence she retreated back to her cage. When naruto opened the door it shrunk to two trees. Don't see that every day. He started to were the two trees used to be. As some as he passed it rippled like water.

"hm. A portal nice touch 4th.

Once in he found a map. Which had directions to other maps. After 4 hrs of searching he only got though a fourth (ironic huh?) of the mansion. The training grounds kitchen, which was packed with ramen.

By the looks of the selves he's got hmm 200 packs of ramen. Should last me a week or 2. He pooped in a couple packs of ramen for dinner. ( a couple for him more like ' How the hell dose he eat forty packs of packs of ramen and live?' Naruto went to bed early since he could scale the building on another day.

NOTE: kyuubi's talking will be underlined since people were annoyed with some much bold print.

"Naruto.. Naruto.. NARUTO WAKE UP!

"OW My head.. Hey kuybi.. yawn why you here?"

" You wanted me to tell you about your family right?" When she had said that naruto sprang up.

" Oh wah. So tell me already. Yawn what were they like?" Kyuubi was getting nervous.

"naruto. Promise me. After I tell you this you won't go crazy or anything." Naruto was getting scared.

Were my parents murders or something?

"Heh. I promise." Now he was really nervous.

" Alright ready?"

"Tell me already."

"Naruto.. You're a demon." Naruto was shocked. Then all the memorize of being called demon came back.

They were all right. They might not have know it, but they were right. He was the horrible demon that attacked. He had started crying.

" Now naruto your father was juubi (ten tails). He was He also my uncle and married to your mother (duh) who was the first Nine tails. They had kids and you were the last to be born. Naruto had stopped crying, but didn't show his face to kyuubi.

" When an evil snake named Orochimaru Summoned your mother and forced her to get revenge for him on the leaf village. Uncle tried to stop it, but."

Kyuubi had starter crying. Naruto knew that either his father or mother died.

" That snake had some how reversed the energy demons fight with and that caused all but a couple dozen fox demons to die. The only members left of the royal family are you, me, father and my older brother." Kyuubi was now crying harder. Naruto was afraid to Ask, but something told him to anyway.

" What happened to mother? If she was the one who was summoned how are you here?"

" Well while mother and the forth were fighting she was able to tell the forth what happened. When he figured it out he, had a friend finish a summoning scroll for foxes. He summoned you, but something went wrong. The sealing killed mother, but since it was supposed to seal a fox it summoned me and put me in to you. Before I was sealed and mother died she told me to tell you everything of I ever contacted you.

" There's more?"

"Yes first you have to go back to the demon realm for training . Then you'll come back here our stay in the demon realm. If you go naruto your excepting 2 things.. The first is to be the next juubi."

" What do you mean the next juubi? I thought the king lived?"

" He did, but he only has 1 years left. The king absorbed most of the pollutant, but being a 10 tailed he lived, but over the years he's lost his powers. He lived one year for each tail minus the three for the me, you, and my brother. So 3+710+1 equal 11 and that's how long he had to live."

" So I'm supposed to go to the demon realm for training, become the new juubi and what was the last one?" hey I can talk again! Any way kyuubi was now blushing. I mean she's blushing a red that didn't exist until now.

"Well. You have to get married.. And clans members usually marry the cousin.. and I'm.. kinda you uncle's niece.. so." Naruto caught on and realized that he would eventually have to marry his best, and only friend.

" So… When do we.. You know, get married" (you thought I was going to put something else in. Didn't you?)

" Well the min some one sees you in the demon realm you and I are married, but we can worry about 'those' things later. Let's head to the demon realm." And with that kyuubi used her Realm Portal no Jutsu.

" This is the demon realm?"

"Yup."

" I thought it'd be like hell, but it looks better then kon, aah what are you doing with that stick?" kyuubi had pulled a stick out of no where and looked as if she was going 'beat' him with it. As for the scenery. Just imagine a forest with lots of caves.

" Oh I'm, this, well. I'm going to open your demon mood 2."

Flashback

Naruto mentally snickers while kyuubi screams there's another justu.'

"What?"

"I said there's another justu."

"Oh. What is it?"

"It's called 'Kitsune Bi no Kowaku! (Enchantment of the Fox Tail 1'"

"level 1? There's more?"

"Yes infact there's four. 1 is activated with pain. You gain heightens senses. Ears and eyes become fox like. Nails grow to claws and teeth grow to canines

End flash back

" Can't you 'TEACH' me how to open it?"

"Yes.. but this is faster. Lv2 you get fox form. That way you won't stand out much. "Transportation barrier no jutsu" Naruto was on the ground struggling to get free from the justu.

" Don't worry naruto. This will hurt you more then it hurts.. Actually it'll just hurt you. Think of it as punishment for the bunny thing.

Flash backs

"BUNNY!" "I'M NOT A BUNNY DAMMIT!"

"I'M NOT RELSING YOU. " Even if you are a cute bunny." "I HEARD THAT!

Kyuubi there's an ugly face of a bunny in my head. "THAT'S ME YOU YOU STUPID CHIBI OF CHIBIS!"

What a weird dream and that ugly rabbit was kinda cool. "GOD DAMIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, FOX. FOX DAMIT NOT RABBIT

End flashback

Naruto was nervous. He didn't know how badly he needed to be hurt or if she'd stop when the justu activated.

"Come on kyuubi don't be sour." Naruto was ready to beg if he had to.

"Alright I won't beat you"

"Really?"

"No."

"Sadist". And the beating began. Smacks punch pokes in the eyes. After 10 min.

"Oh wait I remember now I was supposed give you some demonic charaka and you'd transform." Naruto would have screamed at her if he had not still been tied down. After he changed (and planned to get her back later.) He went to see the king.

Hello Kentucky fried chicken. Naruto was very puzzled at this opening.

"A sorry sir I'm your son. Naruto"

Actually naruto Uncle loved KFC so much that he named you after. Infact your name was put in the dictionary as a second meaning for KFC.

"HOW THE HELL COULD YOU NAME ME AFTER KFC? DO I LOOK LIKE POULTRY? NO! SOON AS I'M EIGHTTEEN I'M CHANGING MY NAME" Much to his surprise the king just laughed.

I am sorry kit, but I just wanted to see your face when I told. I believe up there it means rice balls or something. Which is a coincidence since that's my 2nd favorite food."

Well naruto I'll be seeing you later"

"huh? Where are you going?"

"I've got to go back in you to prepare my body for you. Don't worry the king will explain." Naruto had a confused look on his face. Kyuubi disappeared. After a few second naruto body felt like it found something it didn't know it lost.

Alright kit Do you need any bathroom breaks? Because once we get started I don't want us to get interrupted.

"No I went when I came here. When I saw kyuubi's fox form I didn't need to go to the bathroom for a while." Naruto felt something yell it's ass off in his mind, but he just thought.

Payback.

Alright kyuubi is preparing her body for your use. It's going to hold your sprit.

"Wait! people are going to notice that I'm gone. Not that they'd care or anything, but the hokage would get worried about me."

Don't worry I've a Kage Bunshin of you using healing charaka so it won't diminish till midnight on your 12 birthday. I've also set it up to make you fail the test 3 times so everybody underestimates you. So when you go back. Go all out. Got it?

"Yes SIR."

For the second time that day the king laughed. He then explained the process of what they were doing with training and stuff. He thought him every thing he knew and downloaded some memories into him. After the kings last year was up, he died. And naruto gained a tenth tail, but he was only as powerful as a two tail. He'd get full power at sixteen. All the foxes thought him fox techniques which most had the word 'kyuubi' or 'nine tails' in them.Naruto was able to see his bunshin and was constantly ashamed. It was doing very. Actually it wasn't doing anything. Spelt though class. Picked fights and got his ass kicked. And worst of all it could only eat 20 bowls of ramen. Foxed naruto (the name when naruto is in the demon realm). Could eat.. 57 bowls of ramen in 3 minutes depending on how fast it could be cooked.

On naruto last days he was getting strange looks from girls and he was thinking they were sick. Of course being the idiot that he is (naruto: I not an idiot) yes you are and as I was saying. He simply thought they were all sick.

Why are all the girls red like that? I wonder if they have a fever. Oh well.

Naruto you baka

"I'm not a baka! And what do you want blade?" Blade is the name of kyuubi's brother and eight tailed fox.

I can to tell you cause no one else would

"tell me what?"

You might need to get a harem that's why all the girls blush when they see you.

"What! How many girl!"

Not too many with kyuubi five or six. If jaws could stretch naruto's could swallow the titanic and the iceberg it crashed into.

"SIX GIRLS! I'M BARELY ABLE TO UNDERSTAND ONE I'LL DIE WITH SIX"

Well that's your problem. See ya. And then he left to leave naruto in shock.

Well naruto now you can't say I didn't give you some thing for your last day. I could have left you in the dark, but no, you and your damn cheerfulness had to make me tell. Oh well. The last day naruto had been enjoyable. He had a big birth, got drunk and nearly slept with 3 girls had it not been for blade. At 11:59 earth time, he went back and got ready to show up a few people. He checked the bunshins mind and went though its memories and got ready for his new team. Of course he still had kyuubi to help.

Flash back

Iruka Sensei was just about to call out his team. Team Seven: Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke. At that name Bunshin naruto stands out.

"Iruka why dose a great ninja like me have to be with sasuke?"

"Well naruto sasuke is the best in the class. You're the worst. If we put you to together it makes a balanced team." After that some people laughed. So naruto sat down.

"Your jounin instructor is Hatake Kakashi. All jounin instructors will be here at regular school times. So don't be late." Naruto mumbled something that sounded like

"I'll beat any jounin." Some how everyone heard it. And guys like kiba were trying not to laugh there ass off.

End flash back

Naruto looked in the mirror. They meet there instructor today. He had read detailed files of all the people in every village including secret techniques, blood limits, and missing nin. When he Went to bed one thought was on his mind,

WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO HAVE A HAREM? And slowly went to sleep.