"TALKING"

Thinking

"Kyuubi talking"

Kyuubi thinking

'Exasperation or emphases'

Last time on naruto: End flash back

Naruto looked in the mirror. They meet there instructor today. He had read detailed files of all the people in every village including secret techniques, blood limits, and missing Nin. When he Went to bed one thought was on his mind, WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO HAVE A HAREM? And slowly went to sleep.

Chapter four:

Dream Scape

"Naruto you baka!" Naruto Heard a female voice say. He gained some sight and saw a picked harried (coughcoughbooblesscoughcoughcough) Girl. His first thought after the chest thing was; what the hell is a weak girl like that bein a ninja for? Naruto's Akuma Manako (blood limit: demon eye) Lets him see many things. Including people's charaka and stamina. Or in sakura's case, lack of, But what surprised naruto the most was how his HACK bunshin. (Healing attached charaka kage)

It has healing charaka so it can live like a normal person. For naruto it was used so no one would know he was missing. It lived the life naruto would have lived if he hadn't of meet kyuubi. Meaning everyone considers him 'dead last'. Hack (That's what I'm calling him in academy day flash backs) had simply pouted and said,

"S-sorry sakura-chan." He was sickened how his clone had a crush all though out the AC days on the 'WBB, Weak boob less bitch'.

End Dream Scape

Naruto was disappointed at hacks performance. (Thousands of hours doing Jounin level jutsu's will do that to you.)Naruto was even more disappointed at how naive Hack was. It was so caught up in trying to impress sakura it didn't even notice a hot, fine toned, (his demon eye lets him see though…. Things.) Just plain HOT. Girl after him, but he did have to admit. He didn't like sasuke, but he knew he'd have to be nice to sasuke…

"Or completely kick his ass to hell and back." Kyuubi appeared in regular clothes. Well as regular as silk is.

"Well I am the demon king so going to hell won't be a problem." They both laugh a little then, but kyuubi got down to business.

"Naruto. I don't want that girl in the harem. I'll kill her if you so much as think of it!" Naruto was shocked. He'd thought kyuubi would be okay with hinata.

"W-what's wrong with hinata?" Kyuubi was shocked she hadn't even thought about her.

"Oh. Nothing's wrong with hinata. It's that sakura bitch I don't like."

"Oh. I don't like her ether." Kyuubi gave a happy, good. But naruto knew it was more then that.

"So why did you come here?"

"Well for that and to talk about how you're going to handle your self now. If you use a lot of power people could become afraid of you."

"Well kyuubi I could care less. They didn't except me to begin with sooo, I'll go full strength against them. Who knows. Maybe they'll accept me this time." Pause "And maybe hell'll freeze over."

"Actually that dose happen, But you know you need to pass you exam first before anything."

"I know, I've already made a way to increase the power of my team mates to at least chuunin, if everything goes to plan."

"Alright naruto what's the stupidest demon got planed?"

"I giving them the Supiritto kyuutai jutsu (spirit orb)." Kyuubi smirked at that.

"Well sounds like you got every thing under control. See you. 'Uzumaki Naruto, Juubi of the demon realm, Genin of Konoha who failed 3 times-"

"Technically that wasn't me"

"Number one most hyper active ninja of Konoha, And also." She gives him a kiss on the lips

"My husband to be" She left leaving a; Tired, stunned, and Shocked naruto. After She left naruto formulated his plan and slept till morning.

Naruto heard a knock on his door.

"WHAT?" The person at the door eppeed and said,

"s-sorry naruto-kun." Naruto recognized the voice and screamed WAIT before scrambling to the door. He unlocked it and saw that face comparable to kyuubi's.

"Hey hinata what are you doing here?" As usual hinata stammered. Naruto made a mental note Find a way to fix hinata's shyness.

"H-h-hi Naruto-kun."

Hinata seemed nervous about something.

"Its n-not b-b-bad that y-you failed. E-Even the best n-ninja's f-fail s-s-some times." Oh god naruto's going to hate me now. Naruto was trying to figure out what she was talking about. Then he noticed her head band.

"Oh that's why." Hinata seemed confused at naruto response. She was also wondering if naruto was going to invite her in, but she remembered she had to get to school.

Naruto ran into his apartment and got his headband. (Hinata wasn't present during the teaming and found out via messenger.

"Naruto-kun y-you did pass." Hinata was glad that naruto passed. Speaking of which notice how she doesn't stutter on naruto-kun.

"Well hinata I was wondering if you'd like to walk with me to school?" Hinata was jumping on the inside, but she calmly answered

"y-yes".

As they walked hinata noticed the stairs she was given and climbed them. Wait. Wrong use. She was surprised naruto didn't notice them, but realized that it must be the reason why he had such sad eyes. Speaking of eyes.

I can't see naruto-kun eyes. I can see happiness, but that's it. Oh well if naruto Kun's- Hinata's thoughts were interrupted by naruto saying there here. Most every one was in the class.

Naruto saw sasuke and thought about how he would approach him.

I should become friends with sasuke, but with the way my bunshin acted he'd scuff and act tuff, and the teachers are watching. Maybe I should put on a show. Naruto was about to go to sasuke when a herd (yes herd. One even had horns ) of fan girls, went to argue about who was to sit next to sasuke.

Naruto was feed up he wanted to show everybody that he is not the same naruto.

"Uchiha Sasuke. Most promising student." Kakashi was currently looking at sasuke like the rest of the teachers.

"Yes kakashi. He may be a little unstable so be careful."

"That's the underestimate of the year." All the teachers and hokage continued watching sasuke to see naruto on the desk. (Like in the amine before they kiss. (Naruto: DON'T EVER BRING THAT UP!)

Sasuke looks up to see naruto on his desk.

"Get off dobe." Naruto extends his hands for friend ship surprising sasuke.

"Sasuke I want to say I'm sorry." All the girls that were yelling to get away from there precious sasuke shut up.

Thank kami they shut up.) All the Teachers instantly stiffened.

They thought they'd never see the day when naruto would apologize to some one. Let alone sasuke. Even the gods in heaven were shocked. Then they remembered what happened to the first juubi. A god cannot spy on another god. Juubi was the king of demons which makes him a god a god in his own right.

Sasuke was shocked, but quickly rebounded.

Friends are a weakness, if I want to kill itachi I need to hate.

"Get away dobe" Naruto got pissed. He could see why his clone wanted to kill him. Now he had the power to do so, but the village wouldn't... Screw the village he'd force sasuke into friend ship.

"Come on sasuke. Shake my hand."

Sasuke scoffed. A vein popped in Naruto's head.

"This is the last time I'll ask you nicely. Shake. My. Hand. And. Be. My. Friend." Sasuke looked him straight in the eye and was surprised to see no emotions coming from them.

"NO" All the fan girls were thinking along the lines of. Why would he be a friend of YOURS when I could be his girl friend? The teachers were thinking.

"Naruto you couldn't force yourself to shit."

Two tails wiped out and tied sasuke leaving only his head and left arm.

"Now let's try this again. Shake. My. Hand." All the fan girls were speechless. They almost wet themselves to see sasuke in a death position. They were even more shocked to see it was naruto doing it. The tails brought sasuke up to heads length with naruto.

"How do I. cough know this cough this isn't a trap? How do I know you won't kill cough cough me?"

"If I wanted to kill you... Well I do, but this village will try to kill me... No wait I've already had. 80 death attempts on me. And around 32 near death experiences. So this village can't do much."

Every one was shocked at what there were hearing. Naruto had had almost a hundred murder attempts on him and acts as if it's nothing. The jounin were most surprised. Naruto had such mastery of kyuubi's powers. He'd have to be in contact with him (They assume it's a guy) for at least a couple years.

No one kept tabs on him so he could easily one day meet the fox and not have anyone to tell him it's evil. The hokage sent one of his ANBU. Let's call him ugly, to do an evaluation on the student. He popped in just in time to see sasuke unwillingly shaking naruto's hand.

"I'm here to do some last minute evaluation on a few students." He picked some random kids before moving to naruto.

"So tell me about your self kid."

Naruto instantly knew what was going.

So the hokage want to see if kyuubi changed me. Well she has. Anyone who stays with that psychopath bitch will change. Naruto was weighing his options. He decided that he would tell something no one expected. Or for the people that did expect it, he'd give it to them.

"Well my name is Uzumaki Naruto." All the students (the fan girls found seats now. Sakura is between naruto and sasuke) thought,

and then he'll say he likes ramen and sakura and wants to be hokage. Stupid dead last/ dobe.

"I like ramen and killing." Skipping to the jounin+. They were all shocked.

The third was saddened greatly. Iruka was there and had befriended naruto and thought he knew him well.

"Oh and my best friend slash sensei. Kyuubi" Iruka froze all the jounin gasped and the students were confused. Except sasuke. He wanted to find this 'kyuubi' and have him train him. If dead last got this good over night. He'd defiantly be able to kill his brother in a week or two.

"'SHE' was an excellent sensei over the years." The hokage was surprised. He and the rest of the jounin, (the ANBU and chuunin teachers didn't figure it out), were able to piece it all together. Kyuubi made a special bunshin that could 'live' for years. She then transport naruto away and molds him to her own shape.

"Kakashi. I want you to be extra careful with naruto. Follow him whenever you can, but make sure you don't get found out. Which could be difficult" When the hokage had stopped talking. The smarter of the jounin realized naruto knew he was being spied on. It wasn't a coincidence he started talking right as the hokage stopped.

"My hobbies are training with my sensei and learning new jutsu. And eating ramen. My jutsu library is at least 7 jutsu. Which may not seem like much, but there all my own invention designed to take down anything with in the range." For once sasuke was paying hard attention to naruto. He wanted to know every about how strong the dobe. No. Naruto is.

Some one in class spoke up.

"Why don't you show us one?" A few class mates agreed.

Yeah naruto let's see how good you are. Sasuke mentally agreed with the others. Seeing no way out of it

"Alright"

Kaki Uzumaki batsu no jutsu (fire Uzumaki attack) at that moment naruto's charaka grew to chuunin level. His hair turned white and white non charaka energy surrounded him. It seemed steady with no flocculation. A person outside would simply think a chuunin was showing off his power level.

Satisfied with the results. Naruto powered down. Everyone was in shock, but once again sasuke spoke up.

"What's the attack Do?" Naruto looked him straight in the eye and said.

"Exactly what you felt. Increases power, But the increase isn't much so there's four levels. Of course it doesn't just pump up your power. The more you use it the stronger you get. It puts a strain on your body like increased gravity. So it's good for training." This time it was ugly's turn to speak.

"Very well. That'll be good enough. Iruka." Iruka perked up. He was still shaken form naruto.

"Come with me" With that ugly and iruka left. With the teacher gone everyone started talking about naruto. Naruto saw sasuke get up to talk to him so he went towards hinata.

"Hey hinata-chan."

Oh my god he called me hinata-chan." Hinata's blush deepened.

"H-hi naruto-kun" Naruto was sure he liked hinata so he asked her.

"Umm. Hinata... I was wondering if you'd..."

Why is naruto-kun so nervous? And what is it he wants to tell me."

"I was wondering if you'd be my girlfriend." Naruto blush matched hinata's. Infact she would have passed out if it weren't for the fact she hadn't given him her answer.

"Y-yes naruto-kun. I-I'd l-l-love t-to."

This would be the point were Kiba would come and kick naruto's ass. Of course there's 2 problems with that. 1 He wasn't paying attention to naruto. And 2. He couldn't kick naruto's ass if his life depended on it. Hey didn't that happen during the chuunin exams?

"Naruto. Tell me where I can find your Sensei. I demand that you have her train me."

Naruto smirked. He had sasuke right where he wanted him.

"Well sasuke-'kun'" He liked the annoyance coming from sasuke.

"My teacher taught me everything she knew. SO. If you want training you'll have to suck up to me." Naruto saw huge anger and hate about to explode from sasuke so he spoke up.

"That's what I'd normally do, but since we're on the same team." Naruto saw a flicker of hope in sasuke.

Of course as much as he wanted to say.

"I'll leave you in the dust", but he knew the type of test they'd get. And until he's sixteen and has all of juubi's powers. There's always the chance he might need them.

"Alright Sasuke. I'll do you a favor." The hope grew.

"If we pass the sensei's test. I increase your power. Not temporarily like them Kaki Uzumaki batsu no jutsu (fire Uzumaki attack), but permeate Like my tails." Sasuke seemed to have a question that he was unsure to ask.

"I'm assuming you have nine tails, hence your sensei's name 'kyuubi'?"

Naruto laughed a little.

"Yup. You got it right." The all the teachers came and took the students. And all a little nervous when they had to pass naruto. After 1hr 55min naruto found his teacher sleeping in. (He was using his demon eye.) He then saw his sensei getting up. He also noticed he had the sharigan. So he formulated a plan.

5 minutes later.

Kakashi came in to see a red tail hit him in his left eye. When it receded he noticed his eye felt. Normal. He lifted up his projector to see what was wrong. He then relished he didn't' have the sharigan ability. He took out his mirror and realized his left eye was a regular eye. Naruto started explains what he did.

"I used my tail to take the sharigan and reform it into pure energy. If you're late to our next meeting I'll destroy it. And all the jutsu you copied will be destroyed to." Kakashi was dead scared. If naruto had the power to do that with emotions to. He could kill people easily.

"Ah. Alright naruto. Let's meet on the roof." He then transported to the roof to meet the genin a few minutes.

On the roof.

"So tell me about yourself. Likes, dislike, hobbies and dreams." Sakura finally talked.

"Sensei shouldn't you go first?"

naruto, sasuke: Damn. I was hoping she'd stay quiet.

"Me. Well, let's see. My likes and dislikes are none of your business. Hobbies... Hmm. Dreams for the future… Well you next pinky."

The three genin only learned his name.

Naruto: He probably likes icha icha paradise. And his hobbies are reading it 24/7… And being 2 to 3 hrs late for meetings. Doesn't have many dislikes and dreams were most likely ether fulfilled or crushed. Naruto was so engrossed in thought he didn't notice sakura went.

I'm sure it mostly involved sasuke.

"Alright raven harried your turn."

Good it's his turn let's see your life. 'Pal'.

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I don't like much and hate a lot of things. My dream is more of an ambition. To kill a certain man."

Naruto Kakashi: Saw that coming a mile a way, and yet a still got slapped in the face.

Sakura: Sasuke is so cool and mysterious.

"Alright blonde your turn."

Sakura remembered back in the class.

", but sensei naruto already went." Naruto decided he could tell his sensei the truth.

"Actually sakura-bitch that was a lie to scare all the jounin that were watching." Kakashi looked a little relived that, that wasn't what naruto really was like.

"Alright what's the real you?"

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like my sensei: kyuubi. Friends. And girl friend hinata-chan."

Everyone: I didn't know naruto and hinata were going out.Naruto continued.

"Oh and ramen. Dislikes. People that are mean to others. So basically 99.99 of konoha. My hobbies are eating ramen and practicing jutsu.

My dreams are to take over my fathers land and NOT. Become hokage." The 3 were shocked when they heard naruto say he didn't want to become hokage.

"Alright then meet me back here at 10am sharp. It was going to be 8, but I want my sharigan back." Kakashi chuckled lightly at that and was about to leave.

"kakashi-sensei" kakashi looked over at naruto and gave him a 'yeah?'

"Can you meet me in the hokage's tower? And want to talk to you guys about it."

"What? Sex?" naruto's eye twitched.

"No you stupid… sigh. Just meet me there." With that kakashi left preparing to go to the hokage's tower.

"And you guys better eat." Naruto then transported away leaving sasuke to be annoyed by sakura.

"Sasuke do you think we should eat breakfast?"

sasuke: Finally. An intelligent question. Well as intelligent as sakura gets.

"I'm going to and I think you should do the same. This naruto is different. Until I know how strong he is I suggest you be nice to him. Who knows he might just teach you something." Sasuke went in his house and left sakura out side. She decided if sasuke's going to eat she'd eat to.

HOKAGE'S TOWER