"TALKING"

Thinking

"Kyuubi talking"

Kyuubi thinking

'Exasperation or emphases'

Last time on naruto: "Sasuke do you think we should eat breakfast?" sasuke: Finally. An intelligent question. Well as intelligent as sakura gets. I'm going to and I think you should do the same. This naruto is different. Until I know how strong he is I suggest you be nice to him. Who knows he might just teach you something." Sasuke went in his house and left sakura out side. She decided if sasuke's going to eat she'd eat to.

HOKAGE'S TOWER

Singing: Naruto was strolling to the park one day. Burning flowers all along the way. He was taken by surprise by some mean villagers, and they almost pillaged him aaawwwaaayyy. Like my singing? Anyway naruto was in the hokage's tower. After five minutes of waiting he his sensei showed up.

"Alright naruto. What have you that is so important that you had to pull me away from my studying?"

Naruto frowned at that.

"Hokage we both know that your 'studying' was reading icha icha paradise. And I want you, kakashi, hinata, and the rest of my team to use my new spirit orb."

Kakashi and the 3rd were surprised. What did naruto want to test that involved them? And why was hinata coming?

"Why's hinata coming and what's so special about this spirit orb?" Naruto started creaking his neck. Getting ready for a long speech.

"Alright the entire human way of charaka is wrong"

Of course they were shocked. Naruto just challenged the entire charaka system. And by the sounds of things he has a solution.

"Naruto where did you get-"

"Questions at the end. Aright charaka isn't supposed to be in coils. It's needs to be in spirals. The difference is that coils are close then spread out. This ultimately reduces the speed and power of your attack. In spirals, it twists and also gains speed which adds to power. Now you guys have been using charaka the wrong way for years."

Naruto murmured something which sounded like, 'some longer then other'.

"And have become accustomed to using it wrong. The spirit orb forcefully fixes and adjusts your body to use this increased power. For example. Sakura would be considered weak lower genin on the field. The spirit orb would make her 2nd level chuunin. (There are 5 levels like there are five celestial gates for humans. For demons there are nine.) Now if we use it on you old man, you would become at least as strong as a five tail. Now there's also a way to integrate this into new children. Of course if you guys accept konoha will be the most powerful Ninja village when the next next generation graduates.

As for hinata, she's my girlfriend now so I want her to come. And she has that self-esteem problem so this'll help her. And I'll tell you the rest of the plan after words, because I know that people will think it's suspicious if sasuke can defeat a dozen jounin Uchiha or not. And I'll tell you how I got this justu later… Now any questions?"

Kakashi and 3rd were shocked. They knew kyuubi had something to do with this, yet they still trusted naruto. 3rd: I sure hope I don't miss place my trust naruto.

"Alright naruto. This will be judged as an A high class rank. Kakashi go tell your students to pack up and meet at what ever time you said to meet them. Naurto… Don't kill anybody."

Naruto and kakashi were shocked at what the hokage said. "Kakashi I'll give you 'it' later" The hokage wondered what 'it' is. He decided that it was icha icha paradise and released them. Naruto headed home (apt home not demon realm or forth state. I say 'state' in stead of east state because it really is the size of Kentucky. That's why he doesn't go there anymore.

Kakashi was nearing sakura's house. It was dinner time so he heard there conversation.

"So sakura what happened today?" Sakura was excited.

"Well I have." She blushed. "I have sasuke-kun on my team. Oh and baka naruto." Sakura's parents were happy at the name 'sasuke' then frowned at 'naruto'.

"So who's your sensei?"

"Well his name is kakashi." Her parent's eyes widened. "W-what's wrong with h-him?" Sakura noticed her parents frowned like they did when she told them naruto was on her team.

"Yeah. What's wrong with me?" Sakura and her mom jumped while her dad kept reading the paper.

"Kakashi! Sorry, nothings wrong it's just that you never passed a team before." Sakura knew what this meant. He's never passed a team before? Oh well with sasuke we'll pass for sure.

"I just came to tell you sakura that you pass the exam." Everyone: "WHAT!" After that kakashi could see why she's so loud.

"Well the hokage requested that I pass your team."

Mom, dad: So the hokage wants the Uchiha to pass even at the expense of the demon. Oh well at least our daughter passes.

Sakura: YES! WE PASSED! THEY MUST HAVE THOUGHT THAT SASUKE WAS TO COOL AND STRONG TO TAKE THE EXAM, AND IT'D BE A WASTE OF TIME TO GIVE HIM ONE SO THEY JUST PASSED US 'IS'( INNER SAKURA) HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH ect.

"And we got a 5 Day mission tomorrow so meet at the, (insert spot here) at, (insert time here... and don't add 2 hours.) So don't be late."

Mom, dad: yeah right.

"Um. Sensei, what rank is it?"

Sakura and here parents were thinking C rank for the time, but what kakashi said shocked to no limits.

"A high class rank"

"WHAT!" All of them were stunned. Sakura's dad, they thought they were a team good enough to pass AND give an A high class rank. Her mom was scared that her little girl was going to be killed. And sakura was scared that a genin got an A high class rank.

"Don't worry the hokage is coming with us." Everyone went at ease from that. "Well I gotta go tell sasuke see yah." He left to leave them talking about what was going to happen in the mission. Nearing the uchiha mansion he knocked on the door.

"Sakura go away it's late." Kakashi started wondering what time sakura got home.

"Well I'll just tell the hokage that you don't want a mission tomorrow." Kakashi heard: Falling, running, falling, swearing, and more falling… and finally a monkey sounding like it was doing a kangaroo. The door opened to revile a panting sasuke.

"What kind of mission."

"Hello to you to and the hokage is coming with us. The mission is a testing, but don't tell anyone. More details later."

"What rank?"

"A rank see yaw." Kakashi left before sasuke could open his mouth so wouldn't have to answer questions. Sasuke: There giving us an, a rank? Hmm. Still it'll make me much stronger. And I'll kill my brother sooner. Now. Back to Taking care of my cute, soft, fluffy kittens.

THAT MORNING

It was six in the mourning when kakashi felt his left eye burn. He turned to see a tail retreating back to a blonde kid.

"Hey naruto. Told yaw I'd be on time." Naruto smirked and said his high's when.

"I GOT YOU". He turned to see a small kid run. Trip over his scarf, barley miss a poison ivy bush, and almost poke his eye out.

"Hey Konohamaru."

"Not bad, that's why I respect you as my rival." The hokage had stepped in.

"Hey naruto I hope you don't mind me bringing khm. (I don't want to continuously write his name. Yeah I'm a lazy writer. Or I'm a Shikamaru writer.)

"No prob."

With that naruto started his justu. Dou Rinku no justu (body link), Hijutsu: Shunshin no Jutsu! (Body Flicker)" The first justu linked all there bodies to naruto. The second transported naruto which with the first pulled the others with him.

They had arrived in a darks room with six small pillars each 1 of the five glowed for different people.

"Alright here's the deal. Each of you can see a light on the little stub pillars right?" They looked over and nodded.

"Alright what those are. They're called Spirit orbs. You see the charaka chart is all wrong. The spirit orbs will even out your pathways by forcefully correcting them. It'll be a hell pain feast as your pathway is fixed. Now I guaranty that every one in this room will be as strong as a chuunin. Except khm he may just be mid or higher genin. Now if you train you could be at kage level by 17 meaning Anbu by 15 and jounin by 13." (Note naruto's team mates are 12) "Any questions?"

Nobody had a question. Maybe because naruto explained it so well or because I don't want to type it up. They took there spirit orb and the day pain feast began. Naruto went to the demon realm for some well earned down time.

During the pain naruto is in the demon realm.

Hey naruto I'm glad you're here.

"What's up blade?" See I gave him a name for a reason.

I was wondering if I could kick your ass in halo 2. If you have the time. There currently in human form.

"KICK 'MY' ASS! I'LL SHOW YOU WHO CAN KICK who's ASS!" 2 entreating (for blade) days later.

Well naruto that's. Seven hundred and eighty two wins and 0 loss's for me. Naruto sucked at halo 2 if you hadn't figured it out.

"Well what do you want me to do? Sigh."

Flash Back

Naruto why don't we make this interesting?

"Sure what do you propose?" Naruto felt a bet coming on. One he was sure he was going to win. Boy was he wrong.

Then naruto when I kick your ass you have to do something for me. Anything, but only one thing.

"Deal! Hey wait a minute! If, No, WHEN I beat you. You have to do something for me. DEAL!

End flash back

"Well I want you to have sex with kyuubi. And trust me I'll know if you do or no. Naruto was about to protest.

'You swore on your demonic honor. Seeing only one way out of it.

"But what if kyuubi says no?" Naruto was sure he had him there.

Kyuubi's in heat and I know because I can sense sex a mile away. Cursing inside naruto went to kyuubi's room.

"Hey kyuubi."

Naruto I've missed you so much. She went over and gave naruto a bear hug.

"So, uh. Kyuubi. I heard that. COUGH. You were in. he… he… he…" Kyuubi realized what he was trying to say.

OH NARUTO I'D LOVE TO. They had sex and stuff and this is supposed to be M. SO. I might be willing to make part later during the chuunin. Naruto thought sasuke and sakura justu on the spot. He gave Kakashi the hokage and khm scrolls filled with justu that only the group could read. Khm would be trained by the hokage and kakashi while naruto trained the other 2.

SCENCE BREAK

It was the 5th day and the Third had just explained to the village a new training method that'll be used at the academy. (I'll also put that in the extended version.) When ever team seven would walk down the street sasuke and sakura would be coagulated on such a good idea. But naruto would only get a 'hnf'. He didn't care though. He had the demon realm if things got bad. Speaking of which he needed to finalize the treaty

"See yah guys I need to go to the hokage's tower." After his good-byes he headed towards the tower. Tower. "Hey old man. Got the papers?"

"Yes naruto there right here and waiting for your signature."

"Alright" After the signature naruto left. The next day.

"Kakashi your team will be getting a C class mission today." Naruto smiled.

"YES! It's about time!" Everyone smiled a little at that. Same old naruto.

"It's to protect a bridge builder named Tazuna." As if on que he walks in.

"My name is tazuna." We kinda figured it out when the hokage told us.

"You expect me to put my life in the hands of these Idiots?"

The hokage took this time to get back at naruto.

"I assure you tazuna, There the finest idiots in all the land."

"Especially naruto." Sakura had added in also getting a bit of revenge.

"Shut up wubb-chan."

Wubb. Weak-ugly-boobless-bitch. The nickname naruto had given sakura after the orb training.

"What ever baka no kitsune."

Naruto had told everyone about kyuubi. They accepted him. Sakura said he's still a short baka. Emphases on the short. Now, he's only a short 'fox' baka.

Sasuke had said that having the most powerful being ever, helping, (technically that's not true since kyuubi isn't the strongest and juubi is, but he is juubi so it is kinda true.) along with the 2nd best student, (Sakura) and konoha's greatest ninja that wasn't a kage. Kakashi. Will undboutly make him strong enough to kill his brother. Same old sasuke. The hokage and kakashi already knew. And khm (I knew that was a good idea.) Only said as long as his boss trained him he didn't care. As for hinata.

Flash back

"Hey hinata-chan."

Hinata blushed at naruto. Like always.

"Hi naruto-kun." Naruto got a serious look on his face.

"Hinata I have to tell you something." Naruto then went to explain his true story.

"So… Do you still like me?" Naruto cringed at the last part. He was afraid hinata wouldn't like him.

"Naruto I'll always love you. And I hope I can be one of your wives." (Remember he has a harem to do!)

End flash back

"I don't know hokage-sama that short kid with the ugly blonde hair is kinda stupid looking."

Naruto had a vein pulsing on his head. Well, it's more of a coconut boil on his head with blood flowing though it fast. Kakashi saw that if naruto went on a killing spree, not even all the kage in the world could stop him.

"Actually tazuna naruto's the best fighter we got. Sasuke is an uchiha. And sakura is the smartest person in the school. She just hides it underneath that fangirl." The hokage took this chance to speak before tazuna spoke and mingled with death again.

"Kakashi have your team at the meet at the North gate in 30min. Dismissed."

The team took off together there stuff. Kakashi brought a few of the books he hadn't read.

Naruto will be able to take anything jounin or lower. As long as we don't run into S-class missing Nin we'll be okay. Sasuke could take 3 or 4 chuunin max. Sakura could probably take 4 or 5 high genin at sasuke level before the orbs. Other wise 1 or 2 chuunin. Geeze she still the weakest on the team. The orb may have increased her power, but she's still the weakest of all four of us. Together sasuke and sakura could take 2 jounin. Over all there's nothing to worry about but naruto going crazy and massacring the entire wave country… At least we'll get rid of a few spies if he dose that.

After the thirty Minutes The team got ready to leave.

"Alright team let's move out."