"TALKING"

Thinking

"Kyuubi/blade talking"

"Demon or juubi talking"

Demon or Juubi thinking

'Suppressed Talking or thinking' (Hidden thinking from partners.

'Exasperation or emphases'

Very important note please read

Last time on naruto:

"I want some one to tail them. When the shinobi fight call me so we can kill them." The guard nodded and left.

In the forest the gang is doing things people don't normally do. Like water walking and tree walking.

1) When naruto punched Inari he added charaka padding to the punch. Putting the padding increased the power of the punch which caused the crater. The regular punched would have been more of a slap. 2) By making Zabuza an S class missing Nin he was more of a challenge for the team. 3) I couldn't figure out a good part to put hinata in. And I had the garra idea for a while. So I decided that I'd kill to birds with one stone. 4) Also there's some more stuff to read at the bottom so please read that. And any questions at all, review, then PM me. 5) Zabuza's death will be really crappy. I just wanted to start the chuunin exams quickly. I also skipped on a lot of semi important things, but the chuunin exams will be great! GREAT I TELL YOU! 6) I'm writing these as I go. 7) I'm not high, but I'm not smart and failed English a few times. (Random voice, coughcoughseventimesinarowcoughcough)
Chapter 8 the long ones. May go up to chuunin exam

"Sasuke use less charaka." Kakashi had just advised sasuke on how to water walk. The team had gotten tree climbing in an instant. But it seems water walking took the remaining time they had earned.

"Well. It seems that you two can water walk, but it's not an instant thing. If you train more it should become automatic. Well let's go find naruto guys." It was about 3 o clock on the bridge when the 3 arrived.

"Hey naruto teach me a technique." Sasuke yelled out as they approached the bridge.

"Sure thing." Naruto happily replied.

"I'll take watch" Sakura said. (Pretty boring conversation huh?)

"Alright sasuke, this is a special attack. I designed it specifically against people with high speed or quickly activated shields. It's called Aka Handou no jutsu (bloody kick technique). It needs blood on your arms even though the attack says kick."

"Why's it say kick?"

"Well when you use the attack the blood is transferred from your legs and the attack requires more of an arm slap like a kick. Plus when you say it the enemy would go on guard for a kick not a punch slap combo."

"Alright let's learn." Naruto thought sasuke multiple techniques: Kaki Uzumaki batsu no jutsu (fire Uzumaki attack), Suirou no Jutsu (Water Prison Technique (His kage bunshin is his trade make along with "believe it" and "That's my nindo." That's why I hate it when hinata steals it in her fight against neji.) After the 2 weeks the group was near a spring. Naruto and kakashi had left bunshin to watch over the guys.

"Kakashi I want to give you something." Kakashi had a slight glee look on his face, but it was covered up by confusion and his mask.

"I'm going to give you one more gift, but you have to promise me that the next genin team you get, you'll actually 'teach' them. Cause I've been doing all the teaching." Kakashi laughed nervously.

"Deal naruto now what's this gift?"

"Well name all the stages of the sharigan." Kakashi looked puzzled.

"Well there's the one dot. Next two. And finally three. Plus any combo of the 3 in each eye, but the most powerful stage is the Mangekyou Sharigan."

"Well, that's very good kakashi, but you forgot the final stage. There was a forgotten sharigan that was given to warriors that pleased the gods. Tenshu-sharigan. (God given sharigan.) This sharigan needs to be given by a god. I'm the demon king. So I can give you the advanced version. It works like the sharigan only. You really do copy a technique. If you were to copy gai's Taijustu, it would be exactly as good as gai's, but if some one better came, your Taijustu would switch to become as good as there is. The same can go for Ninjustu. If some one those a justu better then someone you copied your body adjusts to become better. If you take it I'll be passed out for a few days, but like I said. You'll probably make it up to my strength. So have you deiced if you want it?" Kakashi was shocked. He was being offered some thing better then Itachi's sharigan.

"I'll take it." Naruto did some seals and put up the energy needed to make the new sharigan. He then passed out for a number of days.

"If you hurt my child I'll commit suicide." Naruto woke to hear that. Of course he did what anyone with a huge curiosity span would do. He ran out to see Inari's mom with a sword to her throat.

"HEY. What's going on here?"

"Just leave kid."

One of the guys said.

"Naruto get out of here he's to strong." Inari said hastily. Of course naruto took to fighting these guys. After he mopped the floor with them he got some Intel.

"The others went to the bridge." Inari said with a lot of worry in his voice.

"Alright I'm going you should probably take your mom inside and hide." Inari nodded. Naruto then used Hijutsu: Shunshin no Jutsu! (Body Flicker).

To race off towards the fighting area. When he arrived he saw Zabuza and kakashi fighting in the mist.

"Naruto glad your here go over and help sasuke." Kakashi ordered. He hadn't reviled his new sharigan.

"Got it." Naruto raced over into the ice shields.

"Naruto you baka. Why'd you run 'IN' the shields?" Naruto gave a small smirk.

"Hey we'll still be able to kick his ass. How those he fight?"

Sasuke was about to say when needles flew straight at them.

"He moves at high speeds from one mirror to the next while throwing his needles. There hard to break."

Naruto: 'Damn. I can't use the Body Flicker justu anymore with out risking internal damage.'

"I got an idea, but you're going to need to get his by his needles." Sasuke looked confused.

"Alright, but this better work."

Haku said some crap then threw her needles. Sasuke got hit.

"Dou Rinku no justu (Body link)" Naruto said while doing some seals. To sasuke naruto seemed to disappear.

'I get it. When he threw those needles he relived his position to naruto. By using the body link he linked to the needles which still had a small charaka link to the thrower which caused this guys justu to link up with him. Not bad. Now I just have to avoid being hit.'

Naruto's plan had worked and he was now moving at the same speed as Haku.

"H-how did you do that?"

"My justu linked me to you and you were moving at high speeds so now I am, but I don't' intend to fight you yet." Sasuke saw a message being written on the floor. Sasuke use Kawarimi no Jutsu.

Alright naruto. Sasuke then used Kawarimi no jutsu.

To naruto sasuke was moving in extra slow motion while doing the seals.

"Aka Handou no jutsu (bloody kick technique)" Naruto did his new untested technique. When it hit the first mirror he did Kaki Uzumaki batsu no jutsu (fire Uzumaki attack). His hair turned white, and a clear white energy surrounded him. He then did bloody kick again, but this time the entire sections of mirrors were destroyed.

He did it 2 more times and the entire dome was destroyed. Having destroyed all the mirrors, Haku's mirrors the justu was canceled.

"H-how did y-you d-do Th-that?" Haku asked nervously. Naruto shrugged like what he did was no big deal.

"Just a justu I learned." Sasuke point of view. After receiving the message sasuke did Kawarimi. He switched with a pebble outside of the mirror.

'Now why didn't I think of that before?' He then saw all the mirrors breaking. After they broke naruto and that guy came out. (Sasuke doesn't know she's a girl yet.) He then heard kakashi call them over. (Kakashi didn't show Zabuza his eye because he sensed the other people.)

"Well I must thank you for killing Zabuza, so I'll kill you as my thanks." A short fat man came out. Haku recognized this man. Suddenly Zabuza came out looking nearly dead.

"Haku are you alright?"

"Zabuza! You're alive!"

Haku looked happy at that. Then naruto showed up.

"Hey Zabu. Let's join forces and kill these guys."

"Fine, but only till there dead"

"HEY FORGET ABOUT US!" One of the mob guys said. Zabuza ran up and stabbed him in the heart with his hand only to get hit by an extremely lethal poison. Upon closer inspection all of the mob's weapon had a green shine to it.

"Well I'll have to handle this the hard way. Hitokage karate goshujin kei(Soul reaper your punishment)" After the justu was said the entire mob disappeared. Then five seconds later reappeared dead. "W-what did you do with my army!" Gatou asked scared and confused. "I killed them all. And you won't survive either." Before naruto could even pick up a kunai, gatou fainted. "Geeze what a wimp." Naruto then heard crying and turned around to see Haku over a nearly dead Zabuza.

"Zabuza you can't die!" Haku was crying over Zabuza.

"Haku don't cry." That only made her cry harder. (I hate it when people do that, oh and her mask was off, but no one was really paying attention to her face.)

"But, I have nothing left to live for." Zabuza smiled. Haku had gotten to the point of where she'd jump off a cliff knowing she'd die just for him.

"What about that blonde harried kid? Stay with him. I'm sure he'd take care of you. Live for him like you did for me, but have fun." Naruto had come over by now.

"Hey kid. Take care of Haku as my last wish. And if you don't I'll come back to kill you. And don't think I won't." With his wishes said he slowly closed his eyes. Then died. (What? Just because you close your eyes doesn't mean your dead.) Haku got up with a sad face.

"I wish to join you as zabuza's last wish." Naruto looked at kakashi.

"Alright, but we'll have to talk to the hokage when we get back."

BACK IN KONOHA.

"Very well Haku you will take a test to see your level of skill. Kakashi stay here so we can discuss some important things. The rest of you are dismissed." The team had gotten back from konoha. When they got back they had Haku instated as a konoha ninja.

"So tell me about the Tenshu-sharigan"

"Well for one I've been able to see everyone in the village except naruto even when he was right in front of me. I also found uchiha itachi is in the village and wanted permission to test my new sharigan against him." The hokage looked shocked to hear itachi was in the village and he didn't know about it.

"Go ahead, but I want more details on you sharigan later." Kakashi nodded and left a distance away from itachi and fish face. (I couldn't find his name. Please tell me or I'll continue to call him fish face.) He didn't appear right in front of them because he knew they'd leave if he did.

"Fish face we have a visitor." Kakashi then decided that they weren't going to leave.

"Hello. I'm here to escort you to prison." Kakashi said in a happy tone.

"Fish face, go. I can handle him." The guy nodded and left.

"Well kakashi. I'll make you live the death of your friends over and over for three days." Itachi activated his Mangekyou Sharigan. Kakashi started to left up his head band.

"Don't bother. You should know that that my sharigan is the most powerful obtainable." Kakashi had lifted his head band up showing he didn't have a normal sharigan.

"Really? From what I've been told 'MY' sharigan is the most powerful obtainable." Itachi looked at kakashi sharigan. He suddenly felt as if his own sharigan was cowering in fear from that one.

"Oh, and if you feel your Mangekyou weaken. That's an effect of this." Itachi wasn't one to run unless faced against some thing he couldn't handle. And he couldn't handle this. So he decided to retreat.

"Good to know that I can take itachi anytime I want." With that. Kakashi left till a couple days later.

SOME TIME LATER

"So kakashi what do you say?" All of a sudden three people jumped through the window.

"Hey guys what's up?" Kakashi said to his team.

"Hey kakashi, sasuke you're paying for that window, (Sasuke looked at him with a death glare), we just came to make sure you nominated us for the chuunin exam."

"Well I did. Here are your applications. I was going to give them to you tomorrow, but I guess since you're here you can have them. Go to room 301 at the academy and turn in your applications."

"Thanks kakashi see yaw." All three genin disappeared in there own way. Sasuke turned into a shadow raven and flew off. Naruto ran into a wall and seemed to disappear. And sakura grew wings which started spinning before she got encircled in an orb which grew smaller and smaller tell it stretched out in a flash. (Think of the bird song from major's mask.)

"Wow kakashi. When did you teach them that?" Some random person said.

"Oh you know here and there."

ACADAMY AT 10 AM

The team had just walked in. They all saw the genjustu, but sakura decided to speak.

'Damn, can't see just shut up for a day?'

"Please let us through. There's a genjustu on the sign since were obviously on the second floor and this is room 201. If you don't move I'll kill you myself." Sakura then released a massive amount of killing intent.

"Hm. Not bad but can you handle THIS!" The guy threw a kick and sakura threw a punch. She then saw some one coming into her attack so she took out a kunai and put up to the guys throat, while she had one fist holding the other guys leg and her other foot balancing a kunai on his neck so that all she had to do was push it in. Needless to say every one but her team was shocked.

"First bushy brows. Don't interrupt me when I attack. Second funny nose. When I make a demand you either go with it, or die. Now you and your weird friend will move or I'll chop off something that'll make you with you were born a girl." With everything said she let the too go.

"And if you're wondering, I'm actually the weakest on my team." This shocked every body. Nobody, but naruto and sasuke had seen that guy come in, but this girl not only saw, but countered and stopped the other while putting both of them in an easy kill situation. When the team reached the waiting room they saw familiar faces.

"Hey team eight!"

"Hey naruto." Shikamaru said. Then hinata's team came up.

"NARUTO-KUN!" Hinata screamed.

"Hey hinata."

"You guys should keep quiet." Kabuto came up.

"Many of the shinobi that came here have short tempers."

"And you are?"

"Kabuto, this is my seventh time taking the exam."

"Really, then you must know a lot about the exam." Hinata said.

"Yes. I have nin info cards on every ninja here." Naruto was skeptical.

Hey everyone. Sasuke, sakura, and hinata all twitched a bit form stopping to look over at naruto. In the same order. What? Hey. Yes?

Naruto: This guy isn't trustworthy. Play along, but don't give him anything big. They all agreed.

"Well just give me the name of the people you need."

"Sasuke: Naruto Uzumaki and garra of the desert."

"Naruto: Kin." Kabuto pulled out three cards.

"Garra has 47 A 13 B and 4 C. Not much is know, other then he has come out of every mission unharmed. Kin. She's from the newly formed sound, so not much is know other then it's a pretty insignificant village. And naruto…27 A rank 34 B rank 31 C rank and 17 D rank." Every body looked at naruto.

"What? Didn't I mention I did a few side missions?" Naruto's real stats were much lower with only 6 A 2 B 18 C and 17 D. The rest were earned though hacking. As for kin, juubi said she'd be nice to have. And don't expect me to flash back to when he first saw her.

"Sound is in insignificant huh? Let's show him who's insignificant." Three figures moved over to kabuto. One threw a kunai which was easily dodged. The figure was starting his sound waves when he noticed they were being redirected towards the blonde kid. Everyone else noticed to.

"Your sound is useless because it's only air amplified with pressured waves. Therefore a little charaka redirecting and sound nullifiers cancel it out." The three were about to respond when.

"Alright listen you bastards. My names ibiki and I'm the examiner for the first test. (Insert instructions here) You have fifty-five minutes. I will give you the tenth question in the last five minutes of the exam. Any questions no then start… NOW!" Everyone started taking the exam. Some people realized that these questions were next to impossible to answer and they'd have to cheat. After two and a half minutes naruto raised his hand.

"Yeah kid?" Ibiki answered in his dull, but threatening tone.

"I'm done with the test." Sasuke and sakura looked shocked that naruto gave up. The sand siblings were wondering if he was serious.

"So you give up?"

"NO. I've answered all the questions."

"Hm. Let me see" Naruto walked up and handed ibiki his paper.

"… Theses answers are all… Correct." Naruto smiled before taking his seat again while the examiners looked at him suspiciously.

"And by the way. The next time you try to intimidate my team mates, use killing intent. And if you did we didn't sense it. And so help me god that if you threaten them I'll make sure kyuubi has ripped you to shreds." All the adults flinched. Ibiki thought about telling the hokage then remembered.

FLASHBACK

"Ibiki, naruto may act strange or do things you wouldn't expect him to do, but unless he grows tails don't bother me about it."

END FLASHBACK

Ibiki just decided to just watch naruto during the rest of the exam. During the last 30min naruto started doing seals. When he was done there was a red orb in his hand. He stared at it for the rest of the time.

"Alright. If you don't take the tenth question your score will automatically go to zero."

"But then of course we'll take it."

"Ah. But if you get it wrong then you'll never be able to become a chuunin."

"BULL SHIT. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO TOOK IT LAST YEAR!"

"Well they were lucky, but I'm offering you a chance to save yourself." Many teams left. Then ibiki explained the true propose of the test and how chuunin are all important and stuff.

"And that's why you take this test." Just then a woman jumped through the window. Naruto juubi: 'HOLY $#! SHE'S HOT.

"Hey my name's anko (Last names not important since it'll be changed to Uzumaki eventually.) And I'm your examiner for the second part of the exam." "Kit let me take over." 'Fine, but don't do anything perverted'. Naruto then remembered who he was talking to. The 'INVENTOR' of perverts.

"Wasn't that a bit extreme?"

"What's wrong kid? Did I scare you?"Anko asked using a voice adults use to there children.

"No, but you'll be afraid of how easily I can make you moan and groan with just one touch.

"Is that an invitation to bed?"

"No, that's a demand to be in bed, and maybe teach me a few of your 'justu', if you know what I mean.

"Cute. Maybe I might just take you up on that offer. We let's move out." Many people had sweat drops. Once naruto got back control he asked juubi if he had to be so blunt about it. When they reached the area anko turned around and threw a kunai at naruto. Naruto being him didn't even move as it neared him. When it had cut his cheek anko came up to taste his blood.

"Mm. Your blood taste so good. Every bone in my body is telling me to rip out your heart and eat it." Naruto smiled at that. 00.

"That's really attractive. I'm serious that really turns me on."

'Turns me on? Jesus I'm turning into juubi. Oh wait I already was.'

"Naruto you turn into juubi and I'll kill you." Naruto looked confused and his outside face showed it.

'Kyuubi what are you doing there?'

"Naruto since we don't spend enough time together I thought I'd spend more time with you."

'Okay, need anything?'

"Yes. First I didn't like the way you called me to help garra. Of course I was happy to, but you made it seem like I'm your slave who those everything to and for you."

'And you don't?'

"No. So if you want one, you're going to have to find another girl."

'Okay.'

"Good. Now go find your team mates."

"Hey naruto. How bout that kin girl? I think she works for Orochimaru."

'Okay I think I'll try that out. What were you saying about kyuubi?'

"See anyone missing naruto?"

'Huh?'

"Look around." Naruto noticed sasuke and sakura were gone. He then used his demon eye to find sasuke and sakura. Nobody noticed his eyes and what he found shocked him.

"S-sakura somebody m-might n-notice." Naruto say sakura giving sasuke a blow job.

'Okay this is defiantly going under the 'scaring me for life' category.' Before naruto shut off his demon eye he saw that Orochimaru was in disguise as a grass Nin or something. His long tongue holding up anko kunai.

"I believe you dropped this." Naruto turned to Orochimaru.

"Listen Orochimaru you hurt my friends and I'll kill you." Orochimaru was shocked that the boy knew who he was, but from what he analyzed none of the others other then anko who already knew.

"I have no idea what you're talking about kid." She/he left.

"Well anko-chan I'll see you after the exam." Naruto left seeing sakura and sasuke perfectly fine.

"Hey guys anything happen when I was gone?"

"Nope not really." Answered sakura. After the instructions were given, the team headed into the forest. After ten minutes they had both scrolls. On there way to the tower all three of them frizzed.

"Nice to see you all. Hello sasuke-kun." Naruto broke free of his hold and instantly started fighting Orochimaru. Naruto body flickered all over the place before he launched his favorite attack.

"Kaki Uzumaki batsu no jutsu (fire Uzumaki attack)" With his usual look on he threw ten thousand punches a second before he realized he was hitting a mud bunshin. Because of the speed he was attacking it wasn't allowed to dissipate and because he under estimated his enemies skill and the fact it didn't disappear right away, he didn't notice Orochimaru giving sasuke a cursed seal before leaving.

Sasuke was knocked out. And sakura had probably passed out form the killing intent. Naruto was angry at his own stupidity. His team could have been killed. And if he would have activated demon eye he would have seen that it was a fake. Naruto released his ENTIRE energy supply at once. It would recharge in a few seconds, but all of Fire County and more felt a demonic energy that only had one feel to it. 'REVANGE'. Konoha was afraid that kyuubi was free. Naruto instantly body flickered into the tower. He opened his scroll then got medical attention for his team.

Then left into the woods for kin. Juubi said that he needed more girls (much to naruto reluctance.) And kin was an excellent selection. Once He found kin he quickly disposed of her team mates.

"What do you want leaf?" Kin spat out leaf.

"Well you work for Orochimaru right? Don't deny it I've already met him." Kin shock her head. Either this guy was an ally or enemy.

"So what do you want? I don't have a curse seal either so if you do work for Orochimaru don't waste you time with it." Naruto looked at her puzzled. He knew very little about the seals, but he knew enough form when he wasn't sleeping in class to know that they enslave the victim.

"No I don't work for Orochimaru."

"Then what do you want?"

"If you become 'MY' slave. Then you'll be free of Orochimaru." "Doesn't sound too appealing. And what's the difference between being your slave and Orochimaru slave?" "Well you should be able to tell I'll treat you better and no I'm not a pervert. Even if my sensei is pervert." Kin weighed her options. She really had nothing to lose. "Fine, but first you have to prove yourself in the chuunin exam. Beat all your opponents in 5 minutes and I'll be yours." "Alright that's what I'm talking about. See you later kin-chan." Naruto was about to leave when kin yelled out. "Hey wait! What's your name?" "Naruto! See ya!" Naruto left to the tower till the chuunin exam.

(NOTE:It may be awhile befor the next chap.)

Hey everyone. I'm thinking of what stories to start next and I need you to vote.And I needthe list ofeveryone that made it to the chuunin exam preliminary matches. And main matches. Also about why it took so long to make this. Well I was really excited to start the chuunin exam and I even went as far as to add extra stuff in the chapter. Like kyuubi popping into naruto's head. Any way here they are.

Another life leads to another love: Sequel to a forbidden life leads to a forbidden love. Kyuubi goes back in time to be with the one she loves. Got permission from "A foolish writer".

Nine tailed child: Naruto passes the genin exam, but the day before he meets his team, he meets kyuubi. And SHE gives him her son. How will the village react to see a nine tailed on naruto's head?

Powerful scrolls: Naruto opens the scroll of sealing, and for some reason had enough time to also learn the Rasengan and yellow flash. How will this change the story?

The titles will most likely change. Also put in a title when you vote. It's to hard (Hah I didn't say that word) to make one up myself. Well see yah.