"TALKING"
Thinking
"Kyuubi/blade talking"
"Demon or juubi talking"
Demon or Juubi thinking
'Suppressed Talking or thinking' (Hidden thinking from partners.
'Exasperation or emphases'
Very important note please read
Hey every one! I may start the next story pretty soon so, yeah. Any way review and stuff and if you guys are wondering there's a lot of unexpected stuff in this chapter. So don't expect me to put any warning signs. And I've re-read this so there should be less mistakes then normally. Oh and before I forget. WHAT PART OF "FAILED ENGLISH SEVEN TIMES! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND! OF COURSE I SUCK AT SPELLING AND GRAMMER! And I think that's everything I wanted to say.
Last time on naruto: If you become 'MY' slave. Then you'll be free of Orochimaru."
"Doesn't sound too appealing. And what's the difference between being your slave and Orochimaru slave?"
"Well you should be able to tell I'll treat you better and no I'm not a pervert. Even if my sensei is pervert." Kin weighed her options. She really had nothing to lose.
"Fine, but first you have to prove yourself in the chuunin exam. Beat all your opponents in 5 minutes and I'll be yours."
"Alright that's what I'm talking about. See you later kin-chan." Naruto was about to leave when kin yelled out.
"Hey wait! What's your name?"
"Naruto! See ya!" Naruto left to the tower till the chuunin exam.
Chapter 9. Haven't thought up a title.
Five days after naruto's meet with kin the next exam started. Within those five days naruto had explained to his teammates what happened. Meet anko who agreed would teach him after the preliminary matches, if he passed her test. And drew funny faces on garra while he slept. During those days sasuke walked in on naruto. He wanted to see if he was having the same problems that he and sakura are having. While closing in on the door he heard sounds.
"Spank me harder naruto."
'Okay, that's weird.' Sasuke slowly entered the room so they wouldn't notice. What sasuke saw scared him into his sharigan. Hinata was in one of those mid evil head things where your hands hang out and naruto had a giant paddle. And he was using to spank hinata.
'Okay, maybe they got it worse.' He then noticed that they were both naked. Being the guy he is he wasn't blown back by a nose bleed. He decided they wanted privacy and left. He then headed to his room and cradled himself for the rest of the day.
It was now time to start the starting matches. Which soon started.
"Okay we're (cough) about to (cough, cough) start the preliminary matches." Kiba seemed to be the most, if not the only confused.
"Hey! What do you mean preliminary matches?" Kakashi seemed to think the sick judged needed a break.
"Well kiba there were too many finalists. So were going to cut it down with the preliminary rounds."
"(Cough) Thank you kaka-(cough)-shi. (Add random coughs here and there.) These matches are individual. So if you want to drop out, now is your chance."
"I'll drop out." Everyone looks at naruto.
"Why's everyone looking at me? The guy behind me said it." Behind naruto is Kabuto.
"Very (cough) well, but are you sure you want to leave? (Cough) If you do it'll create an imbalance in the matches and one person will have to fight twice."
"I'll fight twice." Every one looks ahead to naruto.
"Alright, burger king, have it your way."
FIRST/ SECOND MATCH:
1) Uzumaki Naruto vs. Rock Lee (Leaf)
2) Uzumaki Naruto vs. Kin Tsuchi (sound)
Naruto looked confused.
"I got two matches straight?" The sick judge looked at him with a semi cold glare.
"Well a shinobi never knows how many enemies they have to fight. So think of it as early experience." Naruto looked at him with a blank expression.
"Fine, I'll kick both there asses. Of, and kin I do have something special in store for you." Over the time naruto had gone much more blood thirsty. And started to torture his opponents rather then fight them. He had made a genjustu specifically for making the user live there most feared thought. When he tested it on a normal non shinobi villager… Let's just say they'd rather worship naruto like a god then have him do it again.
Naruto and lee were down in the fighting place, area. (I don't know lee's moves other then the drunken fist. So I'll just describe what he did.)
"LET'S DO ARE BEST NARUTO!" Everyone one winced.
Damn that boy is loud.
"LEE DO YOUR BEST AND THE FLAMES OF YOUTH SHALL PREVEIL!" Everyone had one thought.
So that's where he gets it.
"Sure lee. Let's see who has the larger of the flames of youth." Lee and gai looked stricken.
Both: "YOU KNOW ABOUT THE FLAMES OF YOUTH?" All the jounin had put up sound lowering justu.
"Yeah, it's quite popular where I'm from. Infact there's a justu based on the flames of youth. I can teach it to you and gai sometime."
"OH THANK YOU! NOW GAI AND I CAN SHOW PEOPLE THE FLAMES OF YOUTH WHILE PRECHING AOBUT IT."
"You sure that it's not screeching about it?"
"Huh?"
"Nothing." The judge coughed. Which isn't new, but it was to signal the start of the match.
"Alright, (cough) Ready, (cough) BEGIN!" Naruto ran off to the side when he was suddenly stuck, but it was his own body getting stuck from his charaka stopping him.
"Kit. We got a problem. Your charaka is molding it's self to be demonic, but in the process it's stopping you form using any justu." Naruto was worried. He decided that he'd have to beat lee quick and easy. Up in the stands neji activated his Byakugan. What he saw made him open his eyes so wide. That the titanic mistook it for an ice burgee, and crashed into it. Anyway, away form that alternate universe. Neji saw that naruto's body had ZERO charaka. This is impossible since even civilians had charaka. In reality naruto's no charaka show was because his charaka was molding so fast that it was invisible to everything.
"Neji what's wrong?" Tenten asked confused.
"This… boy has no charaka. As impossible as it sounds, I just thought that he was masking it, but when the fight started he tried to bring some out. Yet none came so I cheeked him, and all his charaka is gone." Everyone in the room heard this and was wondering why he wasn't dead. Or how he was going to perform what ever he had in store for the sound girl. Naruto turned also heard neji and so did lee.
"Naruto you have no charaka like me?" (Please note that most of the things lee says are loud.) Naruto shock his head.
"No, my charaka is molding itself at a rate so fast your byakugan can't keep up. So you see nothing, but I have enough power to still get you Kin-chan" Naruto winked at kin while her two team mates gave her a. 'Your friends with this guy?' look. Naruto and lee had both gone all out and were moving at high speeds. Naruto kicked lee blocked with his left arm. (I'll be alternating starting with naruto.)
Left kick,
right block, uppercut,
duck gut punch,
rebound spinning kick,
downward punch at an angle stopping lee's spinning,
forward thrust,
right handed block,
charaka enhanced punch to the gut.
"Naruto I thought you said you couldn't use charaka for the moment." Naruto chuckled lightly.
"Actually I did, but I never said I couldn't take up bits of charaka to store for an attack."
"Very smart."
"Thanks, but if I couldn't have done that punch then I'm sure you would have won." Lee smiled before falling to the ground.
"Winner, UZUMAKI NARUTO."
"Hey judge how long was that match?" The judge almost looked like he was expecting that.
"Well (cough) From the time (cough) I said go to (cough) To when I announced you the (cough) winner, I'd say 4:59 seconds." Naruto smiled.
"Well kin I'm still in your time limit. So let's start." Kin got straight into a defensive position.
"Now, I think I still have enough charaka for that genjustu." Kin fell anime style.
"You made a big deal of a GENJUSTU?" Naruto smiled an evil smile that could rival garra's.
"Well it's only the scariest genjustu ever. EVIL GENJUSTU" Everyone sweat dropped till the felt something in there body.
"Oh and I've decided to let everyone have a taste, but don't worry it's only 3 of the maximum genjustu." Many people eased at the 3 part. At least until they went into there genjustu. This will be done by various people.
Sasuke
Sasuke saw his family getting murdered. Only he saw every single murder done in a different way. Then he saw his bother kill his parents. And it was the worst of all of them. He started by ripping out everything in there body that they wouldn't die instantly from. Then he used a justu after ripping out there hearts so they'd stay alive as long as possible. After they were dead he went towards sasuke, but instead of killing him he fought him. Of course sasuke was losing badly and having the same treatment done to his parents done to him. But every time he was hit he saw another death with more emphasis on the blood and organs.
Hokage
The hokage saw konoha in ruins. Every thing was burning and then he saw Orochimaru. He was laughing at the destruction and pointing at some thing on the hokage. When the third looked at his hands he saw blood. And when he turned around he saw countless dead bodies on the ground. And the worst part of it was that he was laughing. Some how he knew he was the one who killed them. And he was happy. His sub-conscience knew that he was sad to no extent. Yet his conscience was as happy as can be. He then saw more konoha shinobi. One of them being a 17 year old version of his grand son. He killed the other shinobi, but tortured his grand son. He tried putting off the genjustu. He could feel his real hands moving to dispel it, but it remained. He wanted to cry, but his conciseness only made it worse, which made him laugh harder.
Orochimaru
This is weird. His night mare involved hundreds of women after him, with not one guy. I wonder what that signifies. He put in all his energy; he would still be able to attack konoha if he was found out now. For a spilt second it seemed that the justu broke off, but that only switched. Now he saw his arms melting from his age catching up to him. He then saw sasuke get killed by itachi then itachi suddenly explode. Not only was he dying of 'old' age. But he now has NO chance to get the sharigan. At least with itachi there's still a sharigan user. But now there 'BOTH' gone.
And that's pretty much it. I could do other people, but you all no me by now. Oh and every one else had ones of people dying and them being killed in a weird way. Kurenai was in her genjustu when she realized how the genjustu worked. Naruto was sending his charaka to everyone in the room. The reason why it couldn't be broken is because normal genjustu put charaka in the area, so by simply putting charaka around the area they make the genjustu unbalanced and the disruption cancels it out.
However, because it's coming form a direct source you need to disrupt the pathway created. And she also felt the grass Nin release a bunch of power which seemed to get rid of it. But it was unfocused and that's when she figured out how to cancel it out. Kurenai then got out of her genjustu by focusing the breakdown in a straight path towards naruto. It effetely cut the genjustu from both ends. Kurenai then saw that everyone in the room was shaking. Well everyone except naruto and the judge. Apparently naruto didn't want the judge to be shaken, or else they'd have to cancel the exam for a new judge. Now that they all had a taste of fear naruto cut off the justu with two minutes to spare in kin's time limit. He then used his tail to suck the fear from everyone in the room. Fortunately the only person who noticed was Kurenai.
"So kin, want some more? Or do you give up?" Kin eyes were blank like lees when he passed out in his manga fight with garra.
"Y-yes master." Naruto looked over at the judge.
"This fight is over she gives up." The judge looked at the girl then everyone at the stage. He suddenly was glad that he was the judge and not a guard or participant.
"Winner: Uzumaki naruto." All of the genin, save a few, looked fearfully at naruto and wondered how he invented that horrible justu. The sexy no justu seems so right compared to that one.
"Well I don't know what each of you saw, but what ever you got. Kin got three times as bad since she was the primary target. Every one in the vicinity gets a third of whatever percent level the justu was at. On that note I'd like to say congrats to Kurenai for being the only one to break free of my justu, but remember the higher the level the harder it'll be to break the justu. Now with that said I'm inviting her on a date so we can discuss are genjustu after the tournament. Now, any questions?" Kurenai was blushing while people were glaring at here for not helping them out.
"Naruto." It was the hokage who spoke.
"That justu will be listed as an S-class genjustu, and I forbid you to use it again, unless under extreme circumstances, punishable by no ramen for a year"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Fine I won't use it again, but can I still teach it to people?"
"Fine, but only if you trust them with your life, and even then it's not enough." Naruto nodded, and headed over to make arrangements for there date. A few matches later it was sasuke's turn and he won. Unfortunately sakura lost to ino by mind justu. Hinata vs. Neji proved that hinata was stronger then neji.
Yet she gave up as easily as she won saying she wanted naruto-kun to kick his ass. This confused everybody since she could have one. Anyway the final matches were now being done. Every one, but garra, neji and sasuke were praying that they didn't have to fight naruto. The matches would take a few minutes to arrange. And the fact that Naruto threatened to kill them if he didn't fight neji plus garra saying he'd kill them if he didn't fight naruto didn't help. In the end they decided that they'd have a better chance against a one tailed demon then a nine tailed. During the matching time naruto and the hokage had a small chat.
"So tell me naruto about your charaka molding it self."
"Well it's switching to demonic charaka. From what I know I'll only be able to use demonic charaka. I think it'll only take a week or so to fix completely. But do you think I should switch to Taijustu completely so that the villagers won't sense my demonic energy?" The hokage had got into a thinking stance.
"Well use your demonic charaka. Infact, use as much as you need. Even more actually." Naruto seemed confused.
"Why?"
"Well I just want to see how the village will react when they see you transform into a fox. You can do that can't you?"
"Yeah it's easy." The hokage smiled a semi evil smile.
"Well you see if the village thinks kyuubi taken over half of them will wet themselves and the other half will scream their heads off. So it'd be pretty funny." Naruto smiled that was a great idea. Naurto then went over to see the final matches. They turned out exactly the way he wanted. All he needed to do now was train.
MATCHES:
1)Naruto vs. Neji
2)Gaara vs. Sasuke
3)Kankuro vs. Shino
4)Temari vs. Shikamaru
Garra looked at the people who ordered the matches. He made a mental note to kill them later. Naruto was glad he got his match. He then went over to leave after he was told what was next when he remembered something. He raced to the back to see kin sitting near the wall. He then ran over to her.
"Um, sorry if I hurt you. That justu was untested I just thought that it would shake you up enough so you'd quit." Kin looked up to him with blank sad eyes.
"When are we leaving?" Kin asked quietly.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"For your place? When are we leaving?" On her second sentence her voice grew back to normal.
"Hey! Your voice is back to normal. I knew I should just put up a shock wave in stead of pulse form. Well follow me!" Naruto took kin with her. They started walking down to his apartment. When they got there kin saw it was a dump and pretty small.
"So this is where you live? I was better off in the hotel"
"Yep, hungry?" Kin shock her head. She ate while in that waiting room. Even though it was pretty late she still thought her figure was more important then food.
"Well let's sleep." Naruto made some hand seals and the two of them were in there pajama's.
"Hey I hope you like theses."
"There okay." Kin lied; they were the coolest things she ever saw.
"Oh and we're sharing a bed." Kin looked at him with wide eyes.
"Now before you say anything it's just so that we can trust each other. So if you want to sleep any where else go ahead, but don't come crying to me when the side effect of the genjustu pop up." Kin looked shocked. Then she remembered that he couldn't do anything perverted.
"Hey you agreed that you wouldn't do anything perverted!" Naruto smiled.
"Sleeping in a bed together isn't perverted, but sleeping naked in a bed is. So technically I'm not doing anything perverted and I promise I'll sleep on my side of the bed." Kin wanted to protest, but she knew she had to face that genjustu if she left. So she slept with him.
Kin: Damn that sounds so perverted. DAMN HIM. Naruto kept his word, but during the next there was a cold breeze and kin new she'd die of hypothermia before sun raise. She then felt something warm wrap around her. Using a combo of sound and sight she found that there were tails sticking out of naruto and they were wrapping themselves around her.
Damn he must have planned this. Kin soon found that she was inching closer to the boy. And she found that she was lying on top of him.
Why am I so attracted to him? She then took went to sleep. When she woke up she found her self on top of naruto.
"Morning kin-chan." She heard before the naruto she was lying on went poof. The two of them had a quiet breakfast. After words naruto had kin help him pile all his stuff. He then transported them right in front of the fourth's state.
"T-this is where you live?"
"Yup." Naruto said happily.
"But then why'd we stay in the apartment?"
"Like I said we needed to trust each other. And now that we can let's go in and get you a room." After the two found a room they went to tour the village.
"So tell me again why were I'm coming with you."
"I never said you should come with me. You just assumed I did." Kin looked embarrassed.
"So I can leave till later?"
"Yup, just be back at 12." Kin then ran away fast. She knew Orochimaru wouldn't be pleased if she left without word to her teammates. Naruto was running to meet anko. His date with Kurenai was at seven. And it was about 10.
So it's ten o clock. That gives me nine hours till the date. Plus the hour I need to get ready. So I have eight hours. Anko shouldn't take more then seven hours, considering my test didn't even take one. Oh wait we didn't have a test.
"Hey kit great job with kin."
Thanks juubi. Need me to do anything with anko?
"Yes. I sense she's still a virgin, so whenever you get the chance touch her as much as you can and say it's an accident."
No way pervert, but only as a last resort.
"You mean if she goes crazy and tries to kill you? Fine, but either way I still either want to touch her or see her naked."
Just put yourself in a bunshin and use demon eye pervert. Naruto cut off the link as he saw anko in a tree. She then threw a kunai at naruto who let it hit him. But when it did he used an extremely advanced version of Kawarimi that switched him and anko. When they switched anko grabbed her kunai.
"Not bad naruto. Now for your test, you must make me bleed. No Ninjustu, we'll be using Taijustu for both of us. And if either one of us break the rules you'll fail or I'll pass you. Got it?" Before naruto was even able to say yes anko ran up and punched him. He quickly ducked under the punch only to have a kunai in his arm.
"You'll have to move faster then that." Naruto ran at her keeping the kunai in his arm. I'll lose less blood if I keep it in there as an insulator. When he was in kicking range she jumped out of the way.
"Fool" Naruto muttered as he threw the kunai in his arm at her.
"OH SHIT" Anko said as she twisted in a very uncomfortable way to dodge the kunai. Unfortunately she forgot naruto had his own kunai and she saw him about to take one out. He threw it only to have it caught and anko then thrown back at him. He then had a kage bunshin throw a kunai at anko again.
"HEY NO NINJUSTU" Anko said to late as the real naruto tackled her to the ground with a kunai in his hand.
"You said no Ninjustu, but nothing about genjustu." Anko looked at the clone to see that it was just a genjustu.
"Hem. Not bad, but you left your weak point open." Naruto looked confused till felt something in his pants.
SHIT. Thought naruto as he knew he was open.
"Kit I think you know what to do."
Man, do I have to?
"Yes, unless you have another suggestion."
Fine. Naruto answered reluctantly. Anko thought she had this in the bag. Or sack, your choice. She then realized that something was in her pants to.
"Naruto wha-" That's all she got out before she felt a wave of pleasure coming at her. She tried to pull his hand out, but found that her body only made him go deeper. She then wondered if this is what sex feels like. Anko then felt a prick in her arm, but between the moaning and pleasure she didn't really care.
"Um, anko should I stop or something?"
Anko: Well you should take off you clothes and do me till dooms day.
"N-no naruto-kun just keep going." Naruto decided that he had enough time. The only thing for him to do was go meet Kurenai. And she was still hours away. After five hours of pleasuring anko naruto had to leave.
"Bye naruto-kun, come back soon and maybe we can have more fun." Anko said with a smile. Naruto groaned. He then went and thought fuzzy and green how to use 'the flames of youth.' After that rather disturbing hour, naruto went off to get ready for his date.
DATE
Naruto was waiting in the restaurant for Kurenai. He had to use his best genjustu so no one would kick him out. As he saw Kurenai walk into the room he noticed that she had a perfect figure.
"Hey kit you know you could use some genjustu to-"
Shut up. The last thing I need is a nose bleed in front of her.
"Hey, naruto"
"Hey Kurenai." The date was great and stuff. (It's just talk till they get to kurenai's house.)
Hey kit, since anko didn't give you action I'll make kurenai those."
What are you planning dad? DAD? Naruto's pervert scenes were going off. And he soon found himself releasing a scent. One further inspection he saw is was focused on kurenai.
"Naruto why don't you come in."
Damn you dad. Naruto made a kage bunshin in his house. He had it make a note saying he would be out all night.
"Um, I don't know maybe I should go home now."
"No, I insist." Naruto decided that maybe juubi's plan didn't work and it was only coincidence that kurenai invited him in. That was until he got in and she started flirting with him.
"Naruto you look so hot in your cloths, why don't you take them off?" Before he could answer she was taking off his cloths.
"Um, kurenai-san what are you doing?" She didn't say anything. Unless you count the moans form the "nightly session" as saying some thing. That morning naruto noted to get his dad later. After he escaped kurenai's house he went for some ramen. At least until he passed the bathhouse short cut and his pervert scenes went off. And speaking of short naruto's only grown an inch if you were wondering.
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