"TALKING"

Thinking

"Kyuubi/blade talking"

"Demon or juubi talking"

Demon or Juubi thinking

'Suppressed Talking or thinking' (Hidden thinking from partners.

'Exasperation or emphases'

Very important note please read

"Well naruto-kun you're in heat." As anko said that she had opened reviling: Kurenai, Haku, Hinata, Temari, kyuubi and Tenten.

"Ah hey Tenten what are you doing here?" Tenten and all the other girls put up the same perverted smirk as anko.

"Well I got invited, but let's get down to business." The last thing naruto new before everything went dark was that he had unknowingly created 6 hack bunshins. When he regained conciseness. He saw that kin had joined the party. And many of his clones look beat, even in sleep.

Chapter 11 chuunin exams start in next chapter.

All the girls where now asleep. Naruto had slip away once he woke up.

At least my thirst is gone. I wonder what time it is. Naruto went over to the wall to see scratch marks. Either some one had a lot of fun, or was nice enough to keep the date. When he counted all the scratch marks there were 21. Having a heard time putting 7 and 7 and 7 together his dad stepped in.

"Hey kit it's been three weeks." He heard from his dad. When he had to wait a few minutes to have it sink in.

"NANI! I only have one week to train?"He screamed out loud.

"Well kit you really don't need it. You're as strong as I was a billionth of my full power." Naruto seemed a bit more relived until he heard his stomach growl.

Dang, when was the last time I ate? Oh wait, three weeks ago. Naruto was proceeding to get food when the wind hit his nose. The sudden hit of fresh air reminded him that there was an outside world. Besides his house and the chuunin exams.

Might as well go out and see what's happing. He then started heading outside. His nose was bombarded by fresh air.

Man never thought I'd be glad to see the sun. Naruto said. Of course that was before the sun hit his eyes making him cringe. He'd been in the dark room so long he forgotten what bright light was like.

On second thought I take that back. He thought as he put a hand up to the light.

"Naruto kun." Naruto heard. He turned around to see. He saw blank air and ignored it. When he spun around he saw Haku in front of him naked. When the shock had worn off he looked down to see her body with out realizing it. Big mistake. His nose bleed could be compared to Niagara Falls.

"(giggle) Like what you see naruto kun?" Haku said laughing a naruto's large nose bleed. Which you'd think they'd take him to the hospital or something.

"You know you really don't need the chuunin exams. I think you're strong enough as it is." She said as she proceeded to walk towards naruto.

SHIT, why do they want sex so badly? Naruto was tired. He wanted to do nothing but sleep today. Unfortunately for him the girls idea of rest is sex. And he really needed a break.

"Um kit, I think this is my fault." Naruto heard juubi say.

What do you mean?Naruto asked forgetting about haku.

"Well when I came into your body it accelerated your growth. Meaning when your fourteen your already king."

Well what's bad about that?Naruto said missing a key detail.

"Well as king the ladies won't be able to keep there hands off you."

"So what's that add up to ero-sannin?" Juubi scoffed at that name.

"Hey kid there's nothing wrong with that man."

"Yeah, yeah. So what's happing?"

"Well you see because of this acceleration all the girls would already be obsessed with you. However when I added the extra zing, well. It put your attraction meter into. How to explain this? Well before I came it was 70/100. When I came it jumped to 130/100. When I added my boost it went to 560/100. So that's HEY WATCH OUT!" Juubi screamed. Naruto jumped just in time to miss anko nearly body slamming him.

"Oh, naruto Kun let's-" Before she could finish naruto yellow flashed out. But there was no location she he just poofed to some random place.

"Hey anko-chan where'd naruto Kun go?" Anko smiled weakly.

"A, I think our genjustu didn't work." Haku looked confused.

"What happened?" She asked still staring at the spot naruto yellowed out of.

"Well he is ether hates us or is afraid of sex." Anko said nervously as she started to walk back in. Haku, still standing there was crying oceans. As for naruto. He thanks the gods that he designed a default suit that would appear anytime he used his yellow flashed without having a set destination. He was currently standing in front of a shop. And he would be only in his boxers if it wasn't for his default clothes. Many people were staring. After all, it's not everyday some one yellow flashes into the middle of the street. As he entered the shop he saw a familiar hair style. Along with a few stares.

"HEY ERO SENNIN!" Naruto half yelled. He didn't want to kick kicked out. Not yet anyway. He then walked over to sit next to him. After getting hit for the name he started to talk.

"So where've you been?" He said.

"I'm just talking to my team mate." Seeing the confused look on naruto's face he points forward. Naruto looks and sees a chair.

"Um, naruto look ahead of you." After turning the other way naruto looked up to see two women. The first was pretty and had a nice figure. And had a pig in her hand. The second,

"HOLY SHIT SEE INFORNT OF ME HE SAYS! I"D LOVE TO HAVE A-"

Shut would you.

"But, look at her."

You can have your perverted moments later.

"Grrr, fine, but I expect to use her as a pillow." Naruto then realized that the woman in question was Turing red.

Is she sick? He thought. Till he noticed that his head was facing her, well. It's not her face. Quickly realizing what he was looking at he proceeded to blush.

"SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT!" Naruto said waving his hands in defense. Jiraiya was just grinning thinking how alike naruto was to him.

"Naruto meet tsunada" jiraiya said to naruto, while his glee was still on.

"So, uh, what are you guys doing here? Team reunion?" Naruto asked still nervous of tsunada. He then noticed shizune.

"Actually kid were here cause jiraiya was about to tell us something till you came and looked at tsunada."

"Hey that wasn't my fault. So why are we here?" Naruto asked jiraiya.

"Well naruto. The 3rd wanted tsunada in the village during the chuunin exams. He said "We might need her". Jiraiya said, careful not to give away the fact that there's was going to be a sound-sand/leaf war happening.

"Oh you mean the leaf and sound war." Naruto said as though everyone on the country knew it. Both jiraiya and tsunada both had there mouths open.

"H-how do you know about that? It's the 5th most well kept secret in the village." Naruto raised an eyebrow. And so did shizune.

"Dang, didn't know I used four of the villages secrets. Wonder which is the most important." Tsunada finally got out of her shock, while jiraiya had a disbelieving look.

"Baka, why would there be four spots wasted on you?" Said the pervert. Naruto decided he'd count. He even used his fingers to show emphasis.

"Let's see one: That I'm king Two: That I hold kyuubi Three: That the fourth isn't my father. Even though that's what he thinks. And four… Hmm, don't know a fourth. I'll have to ask him." Naruto's ramen arrived and he was about to eat.

"Forget it." Tsunada said. Naruto looked up while jiraiya looked crushed.

"That village is nothing, but a waste of time. I left, Orochimaru left. Even you left. So don't try and- SLAP" Tsunada had a shocked look on her face as she looked at naruto.

"Don't. EVER. Insult the leaf. If you have to take it out on me. Infact. Meet me outside. Unless that Sennen title was given to you by mistake." Naruto the stormed out of the shop with many people looking at him.

"Jiraiya. You REALLY nee to train your students better. The forth was a perv and now he is." Tsunada said as she walked out. Shizune was still in shock of the kid slapping tsunada. When she came around she ran out with her.

"Kid you'll pay for that." Tsunada said. "Normally I'd only use one finger, but this time I want to pound the sense in you." Naruto smirked, she underestimated him cause he's genin.

Yo, dad how should I beat her?" Naruto's pervert sense went off which confused every one watching him.

"Beat a little sense into her then take her to a hotel." Naruto groaned, but quickly got recomposed him self.

"What's wrong brat? Realize that you can't beat me?" Tsunada said holding up one fist. Suddenly naruto disappeared. They searched around for him, but didn't find anything. Next thing tsunada knew naruto reappeared behind her and hit a nerve in her body. Before she could even register the hit he was gone. She then swung around ignoring the pain. She only wound up hitting a spiky 'pole' which stung her entire arm. Tsunada

Damn, that could have taken off my arm if he used a blade. The 'pole' then puffed into naruto. Naruto went for the gut while tsunada was going to use her finger to knock him out. Tsunada then noticed spikes coming out of his sleeves and tried to jump back. Only to find her feet were being held by something underground.

Damn, that means that both of these are shadow clones. So even if I attack one it won't really hurt him. What tsunada didn't anticipate was that her jump caused her to lean back. Exposing her gut to a ready naruto clone. The punch landed twice as hard as both naruto's puffed out of existence. Tsunada got up and did a scan of her body quickly.

WHAT? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! This kid hit me 67 times, and he hit points on the body that arouses people, is he? Is trying to…

"Hey kid" Tsunada said out loud. Naruto then stopped moving. When he stopped he was in the exact same spot he was when they started. Only he had some ramen.

"Hey, I went to get some ramen so I left some shadow clones, hope you don't mind." Naruto said with his foxy grin. Tsunada looked shocked. The forgotten jiraiya and shizune. (I did forget about them) Were in shock. If naruto was this strong now, what did he do during the academy to get dead last? Naruto was about to eat his ramen when his dad reminded him he needed to get theses women.

"So tsunada ready to admit I'm a more kick ass ninja?" Tsunada scoffed.

"I'll admit you're a dumb ass." Naruto frowned.

"You got two choices. One, you admit I'm better the you in everyway and am smarter, then, you and come to konoha with us. Or two, I release the charged points on both you and your friend and we get a nice hotel room." Jiraiya was in shock. WHY DIDN"T I THINK OF THAT? The points would arouse the women so much they'd do the first thing they see. Shizune was shocked that the kid got her two.

"Whoa, kid your only what? 13? I'm 50. My body is just a genjustu. And even if I was 20 I'd rather do it with jiraiya then you." Said person got a glee as he got a nose bleed from imaging him and tsunada.

"On second thought, I take that back." She said quickly, noticing the nose bleed jiraiya had.

"Alright then not coming to a decision brings us to option 3. I take you to the hotel room and arouse you so much you'll have no choice, but to make love to me. The we'll head back to konoha." Everyone was in shock till Shizune spoke.

"Wait, we could have not have had to come to konoha if we picked two?" She asked.

"Yup, but ladies your mine for the night." The next thing jiraiya knew the 3 of them were gone.

"GODS, WILL I EVER GET TO SEE BEAUTIFUL WEMON WITH NARUTO AROUND?" Many people started at this guy till a little less then a dozen women ran past. A few made mental notes not to skip church anymore. Back with naruto he had teleported into a hotel room that he had a reserved when he got ramen. The girls were pissed that he had kidnapped them.

"Well everyone welcome to naruto's how I… Well I haven't thought of the rest." After that lame intro naruto released his charge. For the girls it hit them like a ton of bricks. There first reaction was to masturbate when they notice that they were being held by naruto's clones.

"So tsunada who's the best round here?" Naruto asked with a soupier tone. She didn't say anything. Just kept the face showing the she wanted it and she wanted it now. Seeing no reaction from tsunada he walked over to shizune.

"So shizune's your name right?" Naruto asked. No reaction.

"Sigh, guess we have to do this the hard way." He said he the rubbed to fingers on her slit once. The pleasure for shizune was too much. Her natural impulses stated taking over and she moaned in pleasure. Naruto ran her a few more times before she started screaming in pleasure.

"Well your name 'is' shizune right?" He said in that tone. She nodded taking a short break from her pleasure.

"Well tsunada. Looks like you leave me no choice." Naruto started to channel chakra to tsunada's slit. Increasing her sense of touch by 5. When naruto ran his fingers down tsunada it was too much for her. She broke free of her hold (Did I mention naruto tied them up?) And started to pull down naruto's pants till he was wearing nothing. Naruto's body aged up to 16 so he was now taller then tsunada. After quickly freeing shizune he tsunada and shizune started to have a threesome. Morning would bring new things that would scare naruto shitless.

(Insert nervous laughing.) Well. I'm sorry I'm late. I overslept my spring vacation. Any way I don't when the next chap will be up. So Sorry bout the long wait, I'll try and update within a 2month span before going back to regular posting. Also this chappie was short, because I wanted to start writing on Saturday not today. Any way I'll still be doing nine tailed child, so fans don't worry. Don't know when I'll start forbidden life, but might be after I'm done with these two.