Chris-chan was doing her homework.
Chris-chan: "The square root of 144….YES! FINALLY! I'M DONE WITH MY DREADED HOMEWORK!"
Romano: "Good to know?"
Chris-chan: "Meh, shut up. ANYWAY, TO THE COMPUTER!"
A few minutes later of silence…
Chris-chan: "HOLY ZAK BAGANS!"
Lalan: "What?"
Chris-chan: "We. Got. A. Review."
Lalan: "Woo!"
Italy: "Ve~? Where's that girl who's always stalking France?"
Chris-chan: "Rache-kun? OH! She's at her Dad's right now. ANYWAY!"
From: Russia Tashi Lupin
Ice and America: I dare you guys to a drinking game... WITH COKE! :D
Finland; When are you and Sweden going to have your baby?
Lithuania and Spain: LET'S PLAY DRESS UP!
Prussia: You need to teach me how to waltz. Don't say you don't know how. I'm
sure Old Fritz dragged you to a fancy party or two.
America, England, Sweden, and Finland: I am going to tell you a story. It is
about why America looks like Finland and Sweden morphed together. Rules: No
leaving, No puking, and no dissing the MPreg fairy. "Once when the New World
(America) was being first discovered there was an MPreg fairy. This MPreg
fairy was on the prowl for gay couples to bless a baby with. Gay couples were
VERY scarce. But then the MPreg fairy found Sweden and Finland in the woods
having some 'fun time'. The MPreg fairy was delighted to find such a happy gay
couple, so he blessed Finland with a baby boy. Sweden and Finland named their
baby America. After a while, they forgot all about their son and he was left
to live alone in the fields. But one day three men came. Their names were
France, England, and- could it be?- Finland. Finland didn't recognize his son
and America didn't recognize his mommy. So England took America home and raised
him as his baby brother. HAPPY END!"
Austria: Did you, or did you not top Spain while you two were married? OH
SPAIN~~~! Who topped during sex? You or Austria?
Any female nation: Do you guys get your periods?
Everyone: LISTEN UP! I listened to the whole "Sigh No More" album by Mumford
and Sons the other day, (and many other M&S songs), and I made a chart for
which Hetalia character(s) go to which song. SO YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM! NO
CHEATING!
Sigh No More: Prussia and Germany. I see it as Prussia's advice to Germany,
kinda.
The Cave: Lithuania. This was just... It fit Lithuania the best, methinks.
Winter Winds: America/England. It fit, okay. Especially the lyrics: But my
heart told my head this time no, this time no.
Roll Away Your Stone: Germany/Italy. I have no idea why. I'm just gonna stop
telling you my reasoning.
White Blank Page: Iceland/Liechtenstein/Canada
I Gave You All: Denmark/Norway
Little Lion Man: Romano
Timshel: BROTHERLY Iceland and Norway
Twistle & Weeds: Spamano
Awake My Soul: China
Dust Bowl Dance: America
After the Storm: Austria/Hungary
Below My Feet: Prussia
Lover's Eyes: Poland/Lithuania
Hopeless Wanderer: Russia
Where Is My Heart?: Sealand/Latvia
Belize: "So, what are they?"
Chris-chan: "Well…Iceland and America have to have a drinking contest…WITH COKE~!"
America: "ALL RIGHT! THE HERO IS SO TOTALLY GOING TO WIN!"
Poland: "TOTALLY!"
Poland and America: *Doing weird finger thing at each other* "TOTALLY~~!"
O.o
Iceland quietly came forward.
Iceland: "Do I have to do this?"
Lalan: "Yes."
In about two minutes, everyone was looking at the table America and Ice were sitting at. Dozens of cokes were at the table. Belize was in a cheerleading outfit, obviously, he was the judge or whatever.
Honduras started laughing, "Nice outfit."
Belize: "SHUT UP! Besides, you had to wear one before with India, Central African Republic, Alexis, Rache-kun, Chris-chan, Ahmed, and her Social Studies teacher."
Chris-chan: "I can't take Ahmed seriously more than I already did. I didn't like him anyway."
About that cheerleading incident…
Belize: "On your marks, get set, go!"
America and Iceland started downing drinks.
Five minutes later…
Belize: "America wins!"
Denmark: "Aww, come ON Ice!"
Ice: *Faints*
Russia: "I wonder if he is dead."
Chris-chan: "If he is, I call first dibs on poking him with a stick!"
China: "What, aru?"
Chris-chan: "Nothing…"
Ukraine: "What's the next dare?"
Chris-chan: "Actually it's a truth for FINLAND!"
Finland: "What is it?"
Chris-chan: "Um…It asks when you and Sweden were going to have your baby." *A moments silence* "AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry couldn't help but laugh!"
Sweden: "'ell?"
Finland: "…LOOK OUT, A BOWLING BALL!"
A random bowling ball came out of nowhere, distracting everyone.
It landed (leaving a dent in the floor) right in front of Belize.
Belize: "WHAT. THE HELL!"
Chris-chan: "Ugh. Can't other nations be tortured for once? Besides…..YOU KNOW THIS AIN'T MY HOUSE RIGHT? NOR IS THIS MY COMPUTER! I DON'T HAVE NO LAPTOP!"
Lalan: "There she goes…speaking in that Southern accent."
Chris-chan: "AT LEAST MY HOUSE ONLY HAS FOUR PLACES WITH HARD FLOORS! THIS PLACE HAS FUCKING WOOD FLOORS!"
Prussia: "Fucking wood floors? Wait. You can fuck on the floor? Awesome!"
Lalan face-palmed, but was laughing.
Romano: "Next dare bastards!"
Chris-chan: "OKAY~! Lithuania and Spain have to play dress-up."
Lithuania now looked a little afraid. Spain suddenly came back into the room with Belize. Spain had a weird smirk on his face.
Random Nation: "OOOOH! Someone's about to get raped!"
Another random nation: "SHUT UP!"
Chris-chan: "Okay, only Lithuania and Spain can play. So everyone…BACK UP BITCHES!"
Everyone but Spain and Lithuania backed up.
ONE DISTURBING YET INTERESTING GAME OF DRESS UP LATER…
Chris-chan: "Lithuania and Spain (On my word), now you need to keep those on for the rest of the chapter."
Lithuania protested, his hair bow bobbing in his agreement.
Chris-chan: "Too bad. NEXT, it says, "Prussia: You need to teach me how to waltz. Don't say you don't know how. I'm sure Old Fritz dragged you to a fancy party or two.""
Prussia: "Okay."
Chris-chan pulled out a bacon strip wand ("IT'S NOT EDIBLE ALFRED!") and summoned the Reviewer.
Russia Tashi Lupin appeared.
"HOLY- Oh, hey."
Chris-chan: "Welcome to the show…I guess this is a show…whatever. Here is your waltzing teaching.
Everyone stood back as Prussia thought Russia Tashi Lupin to waltz.
When they were done the plaudits was one of approval.
Chris-chan: "That was really good. Now, Hetalia Truth or Dare: ANOTHER ONE! Presents: "Story time with Russia Tashi Lupin." The audience needs to refrain from leaving, vomiting, and dissing the MPreg fairy."
All the nations gathered around Russia Tashi Lupin on the ground like first graders. Russia TL(fo short) sat in a chair.
Russia Tashi Lupin: "This is about why America looks like Sweden and Finland put together." Several nations laughed. "Once when the New World
(America) was being first discovered there was an MPreg fairy. This MPreg
fairy was on the prowl for gay couples to bless a baby with. Gay couples were
VERY scarce. But then the MPreg fairy found Sweden and Finland in the woods
having some 'fun time'. The MPreg fairy was delighted to find such a happy gay
couple, so he blessed Finland with a baby boy. Sweden and Finland named their
baby America. After a while, they forgot all about their son and he was left
to live alone in the fields. But one day three men came. Their names were
France, England, and- could it be?- Finland. Finland didn't recognize his son
and America didn't recognize his mommy. So England took America home and raised
him as his baby brother. HAPPY END!"
Romano: "What. The. Hell?"
Finland was hugging America and crying. Sweden was watching. England looked not amused.
The other nations had other things to say, but they decided to keep it to themselves. Romano had said most nations' thoughts.
Chris-chan: "She said HAPPY END! CLAP, NOW!"
Everyone awkwardly clapped.
Russia Tashi Lupin: "Thanks!"
She was poofed away.
Chris-chan: "Okay, next we have…a truth for Austria~! RTL wants to know if, when you and Spain were married, did you top him during sex?"
Chris-chan let out a fit of giggles.
Prussia: *Playfully nudges Austria shoulder* "Yeah Roddy, answer the question."
Austria coughed, and Spain's face turned red.
Chris-chan: "ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
Austria: "…Well…."
Spain: "…em…"
Chris-chan: "QUIET SPAIN! Only Austria can answer the QUESTION!"
Austria: "…Nien…"
Prussia: *Falls on the floor laughing* "He can't top ANYONE!"
Everyone just watches Prussia on the floor.
Chris-chan: "Next, she asks if the female nations get their periods."
There was an awkward silence.
Chris-chan: "A panda bear was just raped by a penguin."
England: "…What?"
Chris-chan: "WELL…! That's all we have time for today! RTL We will finish your last dare in the next show (Chapter 3) thanks for sending in your dares and truths."
Lalan: "We appreciate it!"
I no own Hetalia. Only chapter where I will have this disclaimer.