Chris-chan sighed when Russia told her some news. France told her something else and she groaned. She noticed the camera and shooed the two away.

"Hello peoples! Welcome back to HTD:AO! Unfortunately, I'm the only host here today. Oh yeah, did I tell you that you can torture the Hetalia characters, OCs, and hosts?"

"WHAT!" Went around the room.

"Yep."

"C'MON!"

"Too bad~"

CHRIS- CHAN'S POV~

Over the commotion of the nations screaming and shouting, I heard the phone. I ran over and picked it up, putting it on speaker.

"HELLO~"

"Hello, this is cCtrlv! HEY, Switzerland, I think I observed your perverted western neighbor enter Liechtenstein soil around a couple days ago…drunk and naked….. Annnnnnyways…

AMERICA! CANADA! What does it mean to share an undefended border?

Russia has to have a deep make-out session with Belarus. He should think of it as a goodbye kiss, since she has been chosen as the first astronaut (or cosmonaut to you :P) to go to Mars! Just think about his little sister planting the Russian flag on another planet just for him!

Are there any female nations that are…dare I say it…virgins? *blush*

Hungary just loves yaoi moments, doesn't she? Well, I love hetero moments, so submit to French l'amour for this chapter….ohonhonhonhon :P"

At this point I turned speaker off.

"Canada gets an easy dare. He needs to simply use his invisibility and put a sticky note that says "Snog me." On everyone's back. I'll give him a free maple cookie package and maple ice cream if he does it successfully."

I turned speaker back on.

"England will be turned into a girl. Have him one for two-three chapters. Change him using my gender gun! Well, let Switzerland beta test it. It's compensation for hearing the tragic news of his neighbor messing with his sister.

France can't get too "in the mood" with fem!England. If he does…his masculine sword will get neutered.

Germany, if he fills out this stack of beaurocracy for me, there's a private beer brewery that's begging for a capable and alcohol-consumable owner….

Prussia, Spain, and France, snog Liechtenstein, and live!

Oh England, how bad did I butcher English back there?

Well, that's all I've got for now, bye!"

"Bye!" I hung up the phone.

Switzerland glared at France, and started chasing him with his trusty rifle.

Russia and I high-fived! France lost the bet! Haha!

Canada turned to the camera, and explained what sharing an undefended border ment.

I grabbed Russia by the scarf as I poofed Belarus over with my bacon wand.

Belarus grabbed Russia and started snogging him. I had no regrets. It was payback for last time.

"I think some of us are as far as I'm concerned." Seychelles asserted and Czech Republic nodded.

I saved France but wouldn't let him go after Hungary yet. He still had dares to do.

"You lost the bet." I smirked.

"I know." France sulked. I threw him at Spain and Prussia.

I stalked over to Canada and told him what to do. He blushed and I gave him the sticky notes.

With my awesome wand I got ahold of the Gender swap gun and excitedly skipped over to where Switzerland was guarding his sister. I pulled him aside to turn England into a girl. Once done I spotted France and I nabbed him before he could pounce on England.

"Get too in the mood and your masculine sword gets neutered!" I said sweetly.

France eeped and I laughed.

"Now you have a Liechtenstein to snog."

"I already did."

I looked at him, then dragged him over to where Hungary was with Austria.

"Alright…here you go, have fun." I grimaced handing France to Hungary. She took him, sighed, and stalked off with Japan (holding a camera just in case) close behind. Maybe we can sell our dear caller any pictures worth giving her. Mwahahahaha!

On that note, Prussia's and Spain's screams started on the same time the phone rang.

I jumped over a table, knocking down the house of cards Honduras had set up.

I picked up the phone.

"HELLO~"

"It's MyuForTheFailureXD for the third time. I can hear you all cheering.

First off, to whoever said that, I am not crazy for having France as a role model. I'm super awesome and have good taste in role models. Isn't that right France-nii-chan?

Ahem, I believe I asked last time for France and England to be locked in a closet for ten minutes. Where. Was. That. Ten. Minutes? I demand them!

China has to choose one of the two. Oh, did I leave the most important part out last time... Silly me. -dark aura forms- Whoever he chooses, is who he's going to spend ten minutes in the closet with. If he can't choose, I'll simply have all three of them thrown inside. :D

KAWAIII, Spain and Romano! Spain, you're welcome.

Switzerland can't kill me, I'M INVINCIBLE!

The time has come for a German Sparkle Party for Prussia and Germany.

Your absolutely favourite reviewer,

Myu-kun (as you can refer to me)."

I said thanks and hung up.

I wrote something down in my notepad.

"Myu-kun(although this is disappointing) we're going to have to wait for England and France 10 minutes in closet til next show(chapter) ." I asserted.

"But, we'll be able to talk to him about the role model thing." Russia added giving me my phone. I glared at him. He took my phone that I poofed up last week!

I dialed France's number.

"Bonjour?"

I told him about what Myu-kun said about him being a role model.

"Myu asserts the truth!" France said before I heard him scream and hang up the phone.

I summoned China.

"Well, China, you have to pick one."

China grabbed Russia and ran into a nearby closet.

I did the Cheshire smile, "Russia, France and I installed cameras into every room here yesterday, which reminds me, we moved again!"

We are now in a mansion that I poofed up with my wand of course.

I heard Spain mumble something about sending Myu a tomato while skipping over to Veneziano, who was working at his desk.

Switzerland grumbled something in German that I didn't catch.

I saw Prussia run over to Germany and they both ran upstairs.

"Myu-kun, I always smile when I think of what possible things you hit us with." I smiled thinking of what she would dare next.

My thoughts were interrupted by Italy telling Belarus that he can't mail her to Mars. Then I noticed that a lot of nations weren't in this room. I was aware that America was still shivering in his room and that Canada was still doing his dare. I started thinking about what the other nations were doing.

I was interrupted again by Italy mailing Belarus to NASA loudly.

The phone rang again and I picked it up.

"Hello?"

"This is X or DP and I dare Finland to kiss Spain, and Sweden can't kill Spain." They hung up.

As I summoned the three nations I groaned when I realized that I've been in this room all day.

I told Finland what to do and he kissed Spain for two seconds. Sweden looked normal but I bet he was pissed off.

Suddenly, the glasses that Italy for some reason had been wearing hit my eye hard.

"What the fuck was that for!" I said slightly chuckling.

"You knocked down my house of cards!" Honduras came up to me. I grabbed his hat and flung it at Italy. He grabbed his glasses and caught the hat and ran. Honduras screamed and ran after him, his hands trying to cover his hair.

"ITALY! Give me back my hat! I need it!"

Italy's next eight words had me on the floor laughing.

"Who gives a shit, GET A FUCKING LIFE!" Italy yelled.

"Alright folks, that's going to conclude today's show." I said when I caught my breath and got up. I heard France scream and then I realized that Russia has been gone for more than ten minutes.

At that moment I heard both of them scream then latch onto me. The dragged me away crying about their experiences.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!