2012 baby! This one's in Belize's POV. Enjoy.

I walked into the kitchen. Bangladesh's contextualized vocabulary has made my head start aching. Also, I was thirsty, so of course I'm getting something to drink.

I opened the fridge, and screamed.

"HAHAHAHA!" I knew that laugh.

"Guatemala! Why the hell are you in the fridge?" I shouted. I noticed that he had a black eye and I blinked.

"Dominica shoved me in here about an hour ago. I don't remember how she got me in here, though. Hell, I don't even know how she FIT me in here. I'm lucky you only screamed. Chris-chan wasn't fazed but she shut the fridge after she saw me, Russia smiled at me, and Romano screamed and punched me in the eye."

So that explains the black eye.

"Why don't you get out? Are you trying to scare people?" I asked with a weird face.

"Actually I'm stuck. I think I'm lucky, Italy threw Honduras into the freezer."

I stifled a laugh. This year was going to be awesome.

I heard Chris-chan yell.

"Well, I've got a show to help host." I said.

"Wait, can you help me out of here?" Guatemala asked me.

I thought for a second, "Nah." I closed the fridge ignoring his protests.

I walked downstairs and into the room where we host the show.

"Belize, finally!" Chris-chan came up to me.

"Yes?"

She ripped a page out of her notepad.

"I need you to get these people." She handed me a piece of paper listing the people she needed.

I nodded absently. I exited the room and looked at the list.

America

Russia

Ukraine

Estonia

Japan

Guatemala

China

I was confused for a moment before I remembered that not many nations were in the room. I didn't want to miss much, so I bolted to America's room. I walked right in to see him still sulking. I grabbed him and set out to find Russia. I saw him, Ukraine, and Estonia pass by a hall way, so I ran to the corner.

"RUSSIA, UKRAINE, ESTONIA!" I shouted run up to them waving one of my arms. They turned.

"Da?" Russia looked at me.

"Chris-chan needs y'all down for the show. Here, take America with you." I sat throwing America to Russia and ran up stairs. I saw China.

"Japan headed down for the show, and I'm heading there now, aru." China informed.

I nodded and dashed down the stairs hearing China's, "Aiyahh!"

I rushed down to the kitchen and flung open the fridge.

"I'll help you." I rushed out.

Guatemala nodded and we both got started on getting him out.

China passed by five minutes later, giving us a quizzical look on his way downstairs.

After pulling, moving around and swearing, I finally heaved Guatemala out of the fridge.

"I'M FREE!" He sang standing up. He fell a second later. I laughed and he glared at me.

I sighed and helped him to his feet. He opened the freezer and Honduras crashed onto the floor. Guatemala flicked the freezer closed and we left him, walking downstairs, and into the HTD:AO room.

The first thing I saw was Nepal attacking China and yelling at him about something. Russia was a few feet away smiling like usual, and standing next to Chris-chan and France. I recalled how the three were with each other often.

Chris-chan saw us and waved us over. Once there, she told Guatemala to go see Italy. She turned to me.

"Can you answer the phone next?" She asked me.

"I've been busy all day. Plus, my lazyness is kicking in." I told her.

"Please?" She begged.

"Fine." I sighed. There was no use arguing with her today.

Just then the phone rang, great. I walked over there, and put the phone on speaker.

"HELLO~" I said the usual greeting.

"Hallo there~

I can see you all cowering in fear. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks Chris-chan! Someone appreciates my dares :D

YES! My ten minutes of FrUk are almost here! Be prepared!

Sorry Switzerland, I didn't hear what you said. *Evil laugh* COME AT ME BRO!

Okay, I had this idea while being an idiot at the mall. I want a battle between the Axis and Allies in loincloths, and the only weapon they all have are baseball bats. Random and pointless, I know. Degrading? HECK YES!

I dare Austria to put on a cat maid outfit and strut down a runway. This is for my friend's birthday :) And I want Hungary to record it.

GROUP HUG ON JAPAN!

That's all I have for now my lovelies~"

"Your dares are appreciated." I said happily and Myu-kun hung up.

I saw Switzerland go over to Italy and interrupt his discussion with Guatemala. He said something about mailing himself to Myu-kun's house.

I went into one of the closets to get the loincloths for the battle (a chest cover for England), and the cat maid dress for Austria.

"ALRIGHT! Before the battle we are going to do the group hug!" Chris-chan announced.

"3…2…1…GROUP HUG ON JAPAN!" We all practically jumped on the poor nation.

I handed Austria his outfit since he was the closest. I handed the Allies and Axis their outfits.

"Because I don't want this place looking like shit, we are going to have the battle somewhere else." Chris-chan said. Then, she ran up to me. "Get our outfits." She said. I sighed and quickly grabbed them.

"Alright, let's go!" Chris-chan pulled out her bacon wand and waved it. A second later, I found us in a gladiator-like arena with the Axis and Allies in the arena, everyone else in the stands and myself in between the Axis and Allies. I sighed.

"Rules: No weapons beside the baseball bats. No running away. No killing. Maiming is allowed." I said before I was poofed into the stands. The battle started.

BATTLE POV

The Axis and Allies charged at each other. America swung his bat at Germany, who blocked the bat with his own, and narrowly avoided being tripped by Russia.

Japan and France were using the bats like swords, trying to strike the other. France thrust his bat forward, but Japan ducked and whapped him in the side. France swung at Japan again, hitting his shoulder and Japan moved back a couple feet.

China and England were walking over to Italy. He looked petrified. His white flags were confiscated and he wasn't allowed to run away, so he had to fight. He really didn't want to, but somehow his memory of putting Honduras into the freezer gave him the will.

China and England swung their bats at Italy. Italy ducked England's bat and blocked China's. He kept dodging the two's attacks.

Germany was panting. America and Russia constantly kept him on his toes. He was going to lose if he kept dodging their attacks. Grr. What was he going to do?

Japan and France were in a heated battle. France swung for Japan's shoulder so he could knock him to the ground. Japan ducked, and twisted around behind France, tripping Russia in the process. He hit France in the back of the head, and he crumbled to the ground. Japan hit France again, and it was lights out for France. Night, night!

"Stupid frog." England mumbled swinging her bat at Italy's knee. China knocked Italy's bat out of his hands. Italy scrambled for the bat and England swung at Italy's left arm…

Both America and Germany were panting. Even with Russia now fighting Japan, things were still difficult. Germany barely heard Chris- chan shout for someone to take France away. America swung and broke Germany's bat.

"Verdammt!" Germany shouted. He then saw Italy. England smashed her bat on his arm, and the pasta-loving half-nation fell to the ground. Germany's lost concentration and America gave him a finishing blow. He fell to the ground. 'How did I lose so easily?' Was his last thought before his vision went black.

America cheered and joined Russia up against Japan. The Asian nation was near his limit. He didn't want to lose the battle.

When England smashed her bat onto Italy's arm (it didn't break (the bat didn't)) Italy fell over, and England and China cheered. Thinking that they had defeated him, they didn't pay attention to Italy moving. They only turned around when he got up. Italy's left arm was limp by his side, but his right hand was clutching his bat. Italy's face was dirty, but his auburn eyes glowed and his mouth was in a scowl.

"How? How is he still standing?" England said in shock.

"I don't know, aru."

Italy raised his bat, let out a cry, and charged towards the two. He jumped on China and started wacking him, his left arm was awkwardly wrestling to get China's bat. Somehow, he did. Then, he did a little drum solo and ended it with a baseball bat to China's face, knocking him out. Italy looked at England and knocked her out too. He quickly apologized for hitting a girl.

Russia delivered an epic hit to Japan's stomach and a weird smile came upon his face as he watched the nation fall to the dirt.

With France, England, China, Germany, and Japan defeated only Russia, America, and Italy remanded. This was going to get interesting.

With 2 Allies members and 1 Axis members left, Italy knew he was outnumbered against the two strongest nations in the bunch.

America came at Italy first, immediately aiming for his head. Italy blocked the attack and nailed him in the stomach. America took a few steps back. Russia came out of nowhere, but Italy rolled to the side. He used his flag waving skills to smack Russia's leg a few times. He jumped to his feet and blocked an attack from Russia and America. He jumped back a few feet when a bat was thrust towards his face. Italy threw one of his bats at America as Russia came towards him. Italy moved back before doing a front flip. In slow motion he went above Russia's head and he used both his hands to slam his bat into the back of Russia's head. Russia fell forward as Italy landed perfectly on his feet.

"THE AXIS WIN!" Chris-chan screamed.

Cheers went through the crowd.

BACK AT THE HTD: AO ROOM

I plopped onto one of the chairs in the room. My lazyness has overtaken me. I watched as Austria strutted down a runway as Hungary recorded it. My attention turned to France talking to Chris-chan next to me.

"Will it get neutered?" France was asking Chris-chan.

"Not for the ten minutes. Any longer and it will."

"Wait, will Myu- kun be okay with the fact that England is a female?" I asked

"If she isn't, then she can always request it again when England is a male. Actually, she can request FrUk anytime she wants. I do support all pairings." Chris- chan replied.

England was walking over and heard this. She paled. "Damn."

France picked up England and ran over to a closet. Chris- chan locked it and stood there, probably to count the ten minutes.

A minute later I see Chris-chan laughing silently. I close my eyes and….

"Hey, Belize, get up!"

I jerk awake.

"WHAT! Wha happened? How many minutes have I been asleep?"

"Three minutes." It was Italy. He was holding a piece of paper.

"What's this?" I ask him

"OH! Chris- chan's friend Rache-kun sent us some dares and truths." He replies giving me the folded piece of paper.

I looked at the closet that France and England were in. I heard a bang, a moan and some other noises from in there. I got up and walked to Chris- chan.

"What's going on in there?" I whispered.

"Well, At first they were fighting, then they started making-out, and it sounds like they might have quick sex." Chris- chan whispered back.

"Quick sex? Never heard of it."

"That's what I call sex that is quick." Chris- chan winked.

There was another moan.

"Have you had sex before?" I ask

"Fuck no! I just know the different kinds of sex. I know what sex is, but I've never had it. Before you ask about France and Russia, I wouldn't have a threesome with them. Besides, I think I might be gay." She answered.

We heard some more noises and some faint voices.

"Yep, quick sex." She confirmed.

We waited out the last few minutes hearing England scream France's name a couple times and some more noises.

Chris- chan told them their time was up.

"Here, we are going to conclude the show for today. We'll do Rache- kun's dares next episode." Chris- chan said before walking away.

I walked up to my room, slipped under the covers, and fell asleep.

Sorry if the FrUk wasn't catering. I couldn't think of anything, and my sister was distracting me by playing Just Dance 2. Also, school starts up again tomorrow, so it might take me longer to update. First update of the New Year! Woo. Also, the next chapter might be in Chris- chan's or Lalan's POV. Who shall it be?