I awoke to large thump downstairs. Sounds like the mail room. We had finally given Italy his own mailing room. He calls the room, "The TD Italian Mail."
What was I doing at 3: 30 in the morning? Well…here's the list.
I'm not sleeping.
I'm finishing my PJAS powerpoint that was due before break(I have to present on Monday)
I'm helping Italy with the mail.
I'm getting something to drink.
I did one of Rache-kun's dares and watched Omegle porn hours earlier. It wasn't pretty.
I sat down in kitchen with my water. My laptop is sitting on the table. I'm ordering stuff for the show and I'm working on my powerpoint. I finally started the Tables, it's last thing I need for it.
5 minutes later, and I had 15 columns done and I ordered two more things for the show.
5 minutes after that Italy came in.
"How's the powerpoint coming along?" He asked me. Was that seriously what he first asks?
"I only have 8 more columns left until I'm done with it." I replied.
He nodded. "Can you help me downstairs when you're done?" He asked before yawning.
"Sure." Veneziano looks tired.
"Ve~ Thank you." He smiles at me before leaving.
"I click out of the ordering site and continue my powerpoint. When I FINALLY finish it I celebrate with a root beer and a tiny dance. Then, I take my laptop, and go downstairs to The TD Italian Mail room.
The first thing I notice is Italy asleep in his chair, his fake glasses dangling lazily on his face. I chuckle slightly, and pick up a piece of paper off his desk. It's a letter telling me that I need to deliver packages to people's doors. I blinked. Wow. Really.
I got to work any ways. I dragged about 10 boxes outside before I put my laptop im my room and came back. I noticed that even with these boxes out, there were many boxes stacked up in Italy's work room. The room wasn't too big, so it was pretty cramped. I dragged out 25 more boxes and decided I should start delivering.
I put the 35 boxes onto the kitchen table and took a breath. The first box I looked at had Romano's name. That's when I decided that I would put them into groups. The end result was: Romano's box on the chair, my 12 boxes on the ground, Honduras's box on another chair, America's 5 boxes on the counter, Russia's 2 boxes on another chair, China's and England's boxes on the right side of the table, Canada's 7 boxes on the left side of the table, and Italy's boxes outside his mail office on a table.
I put my boxes into my room, and moved America's boxes to where my boxes had been on the ground. Now, I had a mission: To get Italy and Romano's boxes to their room without waking Romano and possibly Spain. I steadily went up to their room on the 4th floor. I quietly opened their door, set the 8 boxes inside, and left.
Back in the kitchen (Actually it's kitchen 1), I moved around some more boxes.
"Hello Chris-chan." A voice said and I almost jumped.
"Hello Honduras." I said grabbing his box.
"Helping Italy?"
"Yes. He looked tired, so I decided to help him out. This box is for you." I stated giving him his box.
"Thanks." He winked, grabbed a drink, and left. I stared out after him. Honduras is weird to say in the least.
LATER….
About 30 nations, Lalan, and I were sitting in the HTD:AO room lounging around. I looked at the clock, 2p.m. Time to start the show!
"And, we're live, in 5, 4, 3, 2…" Qatar motioned to Lalan and I.
"HELLO!" Lalan shouted.
"Welcome back to HTD: AO!" I added our sudden shouting scared most of the nations in the room.
"The program where you can truth, dare, or torture anyone!"
"First off, we are going to do the dares that my friend Rache-kun sent us." I exclaimed pulling out the piece of paper.
"Okay, we need Russia over here."
Said nation strolled over.
"Da?"
"Say you love Belarus."
"…I love Belarus, but only as a sister!" Russia exclaimed.
"That was surprisingly easy." Lalan commented.
"Next, France needs to mail himself to Rache-kun's house, but first we need to truth him."
"Yes?" France said.
"Are you a rapist?" Lalan asked bluntly.
France made a weird noise, "NON! I am a lover, not a rapist. That is clear!" He stalked off to mail himself.
"Alright! America has to kiss Russia." I said. Russia nodded and dragged America back over, and before America could say anything, he was kissed.
"What the fuck, dude!" America shouted when they parted.
"Russia loves you, da?" I said tilting my head. Oh, this was going to be fun.
America twitched, and ran away screaming.
"It says that you have bring in…the demon?" Lalan looked at me quizzically.
"The demon." I repeated, waving my wand. Suddenly, Rache-kun's white and black cat appeared.
"I'll return her tomorrow, da?"
"Lalan, you have jump out of a 35,000 story building." I said before laughing. Lalan pulled out her own wand and she disappeared with Mongolia. I turned on one of the TVs and Lalan was at the top of a 35,000 story building.
She turned to Mongolia (who was holding the camera). "Here I go." She jumped.
"KAAAAAAAAAAAA~"
"While Ukraine is getting a make-shift boob job, I am going to turn Rache-kun's friend Austin, into a girl." I waved my wand and heard a scream from miles away. I grinned, "Now, she will watch the worst show ever."
A minute later Lalan came back.
"HOW THE HELL CAN FRANCE BE MAILED BEFORE ME?" Switzerland screamed. I went into the hall. Italy was dragging France in a box and Switzerland was yelling at him.
"We already had Rache-kun's address. I will mail you next." Italy asserted. I went back into the room, and threw the piece of paper away.
"Lastly," I started, "EVERYONE HAS TO KISS EACH OTHER!"
I was immediately glomped by several nations.
Two minutes later…
I stumbled into the kitchen, my clothes ruffed up and my hair messy.
"Whoa, what happened to you?" Belize asked picking up a glass filled with soda.
My eye twitched, "Everyone had to kiss each other."
"Ah." Belize started drinking some of his drink. He eyes grew wide and he spit his drink back into the cup. I couldn't help but laugh.
"What the fuck!" He screamed and we both heard laughter. Honduras slinked into the kitchen laughing his ass off.
Belize glared at Honduras.
"I didn't think you'd take it." He said still laughing.
Belize was still glaring, "You knew I would, that's why you left it out here. Being my laid back and lazy self, you knew I would take it."
I heard the phone and I left them alone to dash to pick it up. Lalan was already there and she put it on speaker.
"MyuForTheFailureXD:Yes. Me again, blah blah blah.
It came so fast! I'm so happy! Oh BTW, Chris-chan, where might I be able to find a bacon wand like yours?
Any pairings you say? -evil Russian aura surrounds me and the phone you use-
This is only gonna get more interesting~
BTW, loved the FrUK. It was great :)
Alright, dares and all that schnitzel~
Oh, you coming to my house Switzerland? BRING IT ON. I got 2 pretty guns in the attic waiting~
I dare Germany to pull on both Italy and Romano's curls for five minutes!
I dare Prussia and Switzerland to get a makeover from Poland! Make em pretty!
:D
I dare Turkey and Greece to be locked in a closet for 10 minutes so they can work out their differences. Please stand Japan outside so he can make sure they don't kill each other.
I dare America to jump off Lady Liberty completely naked and try to land in a
bucket of water! I'm not sure why, I just want him to do it.
I dare Russia to give Belarus a kiss on the cheek. Neither are allowed a weapon, and it must last 5 seconds.
I dare All to become one with Mother Russia!
Bye bye for now! I love you all~"
"I'm coming right now!" Switzerland shouted from the box he was in. Italy and Guatemala were mailing him finally.
"Wait! Switzerland! You and Prussia have to get a makeover first!" I called. Prussia and Poland were already set up. Two minutes later Switzy stormed in and waited his turn.
I saw Lalan dragging Turkey and Greece to a nearby closet. The three were all yelling at each other and Japan lagged behind. Lalan locked Greece and Turkey in the closet telling them to, "Put that in your juicebox and SUCK IT!" Japan stood awkwardly in front of the door.
"Myu-kun, I will send you your very own bacon wand! I'll send you one right now." I ran off to do that.
I came to see Sweden and Denmark fighting about a video game they were playing. Turkey and Greece were screaming at each other from the closet and Japan was yelling things that weren't heard.
I turned to the TV to see America jumping off of Lady Liberty while shouting things. I walked closer. It seems like Bangladesh had to jump too. America was talking to Bangladesh, but I didn't hear what they were saying. America amazingly landed in a bucket of water and he flashed a thumbs up to the camera Bangladesh had. Two minutes later the two had to run from the cops.
I looked at my watch and ran outside of the mansion. A car pulled up and out stepped Belarus. She approached me, "I'll tell you next time, but I don't think we'll be moving. Welcome back! You get kiss Russia! I'll show you where he is."
We walked down having casual conversation. It ended when Belarus flung herself at Russia who started running. I caught him by the scarf, "Nope. You have kiss her cheek for five seconds." He sulked.
"Here you go." I gave him to Belarus, "No weapons." I added. They did as they were told, then Russia ran away.
"EVERYONE HAS TO BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA!" I screamed.
"NOT ME~" Switzerland yelled. He was in the outfit that Japan had imagined him in, in that one episode. He grabbed his gun and got back into the box, which was then taped up.
"NOW, I'M COMING FOR YOU MYU!" He screamed as Italy and Guatemala carried him away.
Everyone was screaming in thought of becoming one with Russia, except for Belarus, Russia, and I.
"I BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA FIRST BITCHES!" Belarus was chasing Russia. Russia was screaming in terror. Prussia grabbed my arm and pulled me into the hallway. He was wearing a dress that looked GOOD on him.
"I'm NOT becoming one with him." He stalked off in his dress, heels and bow.
England came down the hall.
"Is the show ending?"
"Yeah."
He nodded and went into Italy's office.
I stood there in my spot.
With France gone for now, and Belarus stalking Russia, we won't be able to meet up for awhile.
Between the chaos, I found myself utterly alone. Again.
I will do the other person's dare next chapter.
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