T_T I love you all. I was laugh my ass off reading your dares. Guess what? FRANCE IS BACK! So that means I can do the France dares!

"AAHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!" I screamed running. Honduras was chasing me with this creepy grin on his face. I think he's been talking to France recently. France got back yesterday, and he had immediately glomped Chris-chan, who was HAPPY that he was back.

I jumped down the stairs and ran into the HTD:AO room and rammed right into Chris- chan's back.

"What the-"

"Save me, now."

I was thrown into a closet.

"Belize, is that you?" A voice whispered.

I jumped.

"Who's there?"

"France."

"Russia. We're planning to do something that involves Chris- chan." Russia whispered.

"Wait…Russia, how are you fitting in this small of a closet?"

"I'm down here, and France is on my lap, da?"

o.o "…o…kay…" That's creepy. That's not something that you hear or see every day.

"Wait, what are you doing in here?" France asked.

"I'm hiding from Honduras. He was chasing me."

"Ah."

"Hey, Belize, he's gone!"

The closet opened and I zoomed out shutting the door, so I wouldn't blow Russia and France's cover…and their position.

"You came zooming out. What's in there?"

"A ghost."

"Oooh! I wanna see!"

Chris-chan yanked the door open.

"Have any threes, da?"

"Non, go fish."

Chris-chan saw them…and broke out laughing, and soon enough, I was too.

"Oh mein Gott, you do know that doesn't look right, right?" She chuckled.

France grinned creepily, "Ohonhonhon~"

"Try anything, and you get smashed into a wall, da?"

France paled, "Understood."

The two came out of the closet whispering to each other.

"Holy crap, it's time to start the show!" Chris- chan exclaimed looking at her watch. She motioned to Qatar.
"WELCOME BACK!"

"TO HTD:AO, where you can torture anybody!"

We scared a bunch of other people in the room.

"Hopefully today, we get some FABULOUS dares and truths!" Chris-chan cackled.

"I second that!" We both high-fived.

As if on cue, the phone rang.

I ran over and put it on speaker and said the usual greeting.

"Hello, this is FallingDown98. I was going to do this for a different truth or dare but does it really matter? Oh well, I can do it for both.

I want France to give me a sex-ed lesson so that way I'm prepared when I have you lock Romano, Canada, America, Spain, and England(After he's a boy again) in a room with me. P.S. the room should probably contain condoms for all the guys.

Thanks. Bye." The phone hung up.

"Alright, you all, get in the closet. France.." I used my bacon wand to summon FallingDown98 and they went into another room.

The phone rang again.

"MyuForTheFailureXD: Oh Hello My Lovelies~

-Tearing up- I- I FEEL SO LOVED! I'm not joking when I say, you made my day. I love this story. It's awesome as Prussia. Keep being awesome and I won't injure Switzerland as much as I plan too!

Thank you for the bacon wand! I absolutely love it! All my friends are SOOOOO jealous! :D

To the where the magic happens (Right now you are thinking dirty thoughts. SHAME!)

Please, get this message to Switzerland as he is currently being shipped to me:

Oh my! I'm so scared! A man dressed in a frilly dress with a bow in his hair is coming to get me! Oh nooooooooo! Pfffffft, not! I'm waitin for ya Switzy!

I'm sitting here on my porch with both guns ready for fire! Be ready for a fight!

(I heard something of a prize? XD Alright, my request is that you please write the Epic Battle of The Century between Switzy and me. If you would prefer me to choose something else, that's fine though! But if you could write his battle with me, it'd be awesome!)

I dare America to finally admit that Canada tops him! And that he likes it that way. Cuz c'mon, we know he does.

I dare Turkey to take off his mask in front of everyone. And keep it off for the whole chapter. If he fails, he will feel my wrath. I want Greece to take pictures and send me some as well :)

I dare Belarus to be locked in a cage while Russia becomes one with whoever he pleases. All her weapons must be removed, and she may not be let out until the person Russia chose to become one with is in a safe place.

I dare Finland to finally admit to enjoying being Sweden's wife. Again, he knows he enjoys it. See Santa Finland! For Christmas (which just passed...) I want you to admit your love for Su-san! -Insert adorable puppy eyes here-

BTW, if you're ever alone, you can talk to me :D ILL BE UR FREND.

Your forever loyal reviewer who loves this story with all her heart,

Me! Myu-kun :)"

Chris-chan laughed, "I'll just need your description of you, and I'll start writing ;D"
I saw America screaming something at Russia and I walked up to him.

"America, admit that Canada tops you. We all know he does."

America looked at me weird.

"DUDE! All because his country is above mine doesn't mean nothing! Besides, he's my brother! Of course I like it that way, because it's always been that way. Hmph."

"Denial~" I whispered and he looked at me weird.

"BELIZE!" I looked over and I paled. Dear God, it's Honduras. I bolted.

"LEAVE ME ALONE!" I screamed at him.

"Belize! Stop running around! We have a show to do!" Chris-chan bellowed as I ran by her.

"HONDURAS IS CHASING ME!"

I heard a loud sound and looked behind me. Chris- chan had knocked him out by slamming one of the sides of her two foot square machete into his face.

"DUDE! You're gonna kill someone with that!" America shouted.

"I'll put rubber on the sharp parts." She then looked at Turkey and Greece.

The two paled. Greece grabbed a camera and Turkey took off his mask and started a photo shoot. The two argued.

I got out a cage and lured Belarus over by putting Russia in front of it, then moving him and trapping her inside. I confiscated her weapons.

A second later Russia was gone. So, I walked over to Finland and Sweden.

"Alright Finny, say you love being Sweden's wife." I looked at him. He sighed.

"I enjoy being Sweden's wife." he said.

"Wow. I expected it to be harder to get you to admit that." I said surprised.

"KESESESESE~ That's what she said!" Prussia laughed.

I threw China at him.

"AIYAHHHH!"

I called up Switzerland and delivered the message.

"FFFFF- I'm in yo mailbox, so you better check yo mail!" Switzerland said and hang up.

I let out a light laugh. The way Switzerland said that sounded…ooc?

The phone rang. I put it on speaker and said the usual greeting.

"Hello~ It's FallingDown98, I'm the perverted person that called a bit ago. I want Liechtenstein to kiss every single male country in the world and Switzy must do nothing about it. Also I would like lessons from Hungary on where to find the best yaoi and

Germany and Italy must switch personalities for a couple of chapters. That's all! Bye for now, oh wait, one last thing. I dare someone to wed me to Romano AND Canada!" The phone was hung up.

"Well, lucky for you, Switzerland isn't here to say anything about it! Wait, every male country? Then that includes me too, damn." As I said that, the female nation strolled up to me.

"Do I have to do it?" She asked.

"Well, it was a dare…"

"Will big brother be mad?"

"Not if we don't tell him."

She giggled, and I was kissed first. It was short. Liechtenstein went off to complete her dares.

I pulled out a wand and poofed Hungary off to FallingDown98 about the yaoi. I then switched Germany and Italy's personalities. This is going to be fun.

Suddenly, a loud 'BOOM!' noise made me go deaf for a second. I turned to see the BTT flying through the air. I then saw the cannon. Then I saw Germany launch himself from it, and face-plant into a wall.

The BTT made a crash landing onto Chris- chan, who was in a priest outfit for the Wedding.

"You may kiss the Bride." Chris- chan groaned. After that, it went to Hell. It was at the doorstep when the cake, food, drinks, and alcohol were brought in. It was England who started the drunk chain. It was funny watching Germany and Italy drunkenly argue and stumble around. It was funny watching America running (stumbling) away from Russia who was running (more like jogging) away from Belarus. It was fun watching the BTT bother Chris- chan. It was amusing watching Latvia (who was drunk) get dragged away by Estonia and Lithuania while shouting random things. I think he started cackling at one point. It was amusing watching Canada, Romano and FallingDown98 throw cake at people. It was amusing watching England talking to Bangladesh. It was awesome when I snapped a picture of Guatemala tripping over a table and face-planting into the surface. It was nice seeing Greece and Japan getting along like they always did. It pulled me away from watching all the drunks. It was sad when Honduras drunkenly found me. It was creepy when he asked me if I liked someone.

"What the fuck!" I screamed as Honduras fell down. It made me feel better. A little bit. It made wonder for a second that even he wasn't drunk, would he still have kissed me? Does he even LIKE me? I know you do crazy shit when you're drunk, but…forget it.

Chris- chan's POV

I finally got away from the BTT ("BABY COME BACK, YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL. ON. ME.") I took in everything that was happening. Belize and I are going to have to calm it down if this mess gets worse. I swapped the priest outfit for my favourite dress (should I really be wearing it at this time? Oh well, I can use my wand to fix and damage.).

Hm…speaking of Belize, where is he? Through the commotion I spot a strand of green hair sticking up. I run towards him and stop dead in my tracks when I see him. What. The. Shit?

Okay, this is enough. I stumble into the kitchen 1 and see China awkwardly drinking tea at the table.

"What the hell is going on, aru?"

"The Wedding reception. We're going to have to wait for everyone to sober up. Ugh. If only Belize and Lalan were available right now." Chris- chan groaned sitting down from across the table.

"Why aren't they if I may ask?"

"Laka is still recovering from her jump off that building and after seeing what Belize what up to, I came up here."

Before China could question, Belize and Honduras came in.

"Belizey~ you're so mean~" Honduras whined.

"sigh…you've already kissed me like, a dozen times and you're very drunk. You need to sober up, dumbass."

"So~please? Eh!" Honduras tried to get at him.

"ACK! I said no! Ack! Rape, RAPE!" Belize flailed trying to get Honduras away from him.

Chris- chan smirked, watching the amusing scene, and China just stared.

THE NEXT DAY

"Well, unfortunately, we are out of time, so see you next show!"

Someone's questioning their feelings ;P