FINALLY, a chapter in guess who, LALAN'S POV!
Finally, I'm out of the infirmary and into the crazy that is the HTD: AO room and…just about everywhere else in the house. Apparently, that wedding was crazy. Wait. IT WAS! I saw some of the craziness.
"I swear! I was sober!" I heard Belize exclaim as I walked into kitchen 1.
"What happened?" I asked slightly smirking. I want to know what happened.
"Well, I thought both Honduras and Belize were drunk, but he's telling me that he was sober." Chris-chan said.
"Woah, woah, what?" I was now grinning.
Just then Honduras (speak of the devil) walked in. Belize tried to hide himself.
"Don't try to hide yourself from me Belizey." Honduras grinned.
"S-shut up!"
Belizey?
"Aww, someone's questioning their feelings." Chris-chan bantered. Belize glared at her and Honduras just laughed. I chuckled while saying, "What?"
"Well, at the Wedding, everyone was drinking." Chris-chan started.
"I see where this is going." I said.
"OH!" She suddenly exclaimed, "It's almost time for the show."
We started up a conversion on the way down.
"What to know what's weird? I haven't seen your brother at all."
"Oh, really? I saw him yesterday." I replied. He had come into the infirmary to escape.
A little while later we were sitting in the HTD: AO room with about fifty other nations. I was watching France and England fight when I heard that familiar, "Kesesese~" and felt someone sit next to me.
"Finally back from the infirmary, huh? Must've been unawesome. You've missed out some awesome things."
"Hey, Prussia. I was still there because I got sick. My country is still struggling, you know? My boss and I are working hard." I told him. I'm still working on getting my country into a better state than it is now.
"That's unawesome. Wait…did you sleep on the ground or actually sleep in the bed?" He asked. He was grinning, but his tone wasn't suggestive.
"Well, one of the sources to my back problems is from sleeping on the floor for all those years, I found out. So, I was advised to stop sleeping on the floor." I had to say, my back feels better.
He laughed, "After all of our attempts, we'd never thought that you wouldn't stop sleeping on the floor."
"Pffft, I thought it was America who first came to that."
"It was." He bluntly stated as he glared at Russia.
The phone rang and Chris-chan picked it up.
"HELLO!" She said the usual greeting.
"Hello, this is Simonana. here are my dares/trues *evil grin*
Dare for Russia (hopes he doesn't kill me afterwards),
Wear a French maid costume. You can keep the scarf on.
Dare for UK,
Keep Belarus from assaulting Russia while he wears the French maid costume without knocking her off.
See I am nice^^
Dare for America,
You can choose to eat super healthy food prepared by China or hamburgers prepared by UK.
Truth for Prussia,
I always wanted to know why your name Russia with is a P in front. And don't answer it with "Because I am awesome" or alike.
True for Canada,
You are most of the time invisible and you have Francs blood in you. So have you ever watched the nation in their private times, or in there embarrassing moments when they thought they were alone? And if yes do you have a room with all of the others nations secret? Like videotaped or something?
And a dare for Canada I couldn't resist:
Imitate America and do something he will get blamed for :) I know you want it, too.
Dare for Japan,
Tell one of your crazy dreams aloud, to everyone. *gives you a bullet proof vest* I love ANIME AND MANGA!
France true for you,
How many nations have you slept with? Just curious.
Dare (not really) for Romano,
Bake a Valentine chocolate heart with help from Austria and give it to Spain."
Dare for Germany,
Make Italy drunk with beer, and then play with his curl for 10 min.
Austria truth,
Do you like to drink beer? And how many do you need to get drunk?
Switzerland and China dare,
Switch bodies with each other *send with post the switching body gun*
Estonia dare,
Say something rude in Russia's face^.^
I think that is enough for now :)"
I listened to the caller and laughed at some.
I watched Russia followed Belize (Who looked pissed off) to a room to change. England reluctantly stood by Belarus.
"Damn!" I heard America shout and snapped his fingers, "I guess…food from China. I would die if I ate Iggy's food."
"BLOODY GIT, my food is delicious. Besides, I wouldn't want to cook that bloody junk food anyways."
I couldn't hear them anymore because Prussia started shouting. "WHAT? THAT'S JUST A FUCKING COINCIDENCE!"
I lightly chuckled and thought 'Sure~ It is.'
I barely heard Canada say, "Well…um, not videotaped." Over England screaming. Looks like Russia's done changing. Jesus, England could be used as an alarm.
"Well," I heard Japan start "Honestly, I once had a vision of Switzerland and I dancing a-and singing." He stuttered. He hid his face.
I could tell Chris-chan wanted to shout something at Japan, but she shouted it at Micronesia instead. "YOU GAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!"
He just looked at her.
I turned my attention to France, who was in front of the camera Qatar was holding. I stood up.
"How many nations I've slept with? Ohonhonhon~ England, America, Prussia, Spain, Scotland, Netherlands, Portugal, and I think Andorra. I forgot the rest; I need to make a list. I've attempted sleeping with: Most nations, Chris-chan, Rache-kun, and who could I forget our lovely Lalan here." He finished when I walked up to him.
"Fuck. You." I said narrowing my eyes. I didn't hate France, but I don't like him. I think of him as more of an acquaintance.
I was about to bolt away from him when I heard England yell, "AMERICA, YOU BLOODY YANKER!"
America sipped a milkshake, "What! I didn't do anything!"
I noticed that Belarus wasn't in the room, but the screaming from a nearby closet with a myriad of locks explained her absence. But back to the argument…
"I didn't throw a hamburger at you!" America protested (ironically) holding a hamburger from God-knows-where.
"There's one right in your hand, git!"
"I'm going to eat this! S'e?" He retorted by stuffing the burger into his mouth.
England was about to yell the phone rang. Chris-chan was instantly there.
"Hello, It's FallingDown98.
Yay! I am now one with Romano AND Canada! Thank you so much. I dare... Austria to tell Switzy (when he gets back) that I dared his little sister to kiss every male country in the world. I also wish for the bad touch trio to have a threesome with each other! Yay for yaoi. Also, just cause I like some yuri too, I dare Belarus to kiss Liechtenstein on the cheek. (That way it can be platonic or romantic) See you next chapter!"
As Chris-chan was writing in her notepad, the phone rang again, so I picked it up and said the usual greeting.
"YES! :D
A description of myself? Okay~
I am extremely tall (like, scary tall) with long-ish brown hair and brown eyes. I'm also kinda pale... My personality is extremely sarcastic, I don't take things seriously a lot, but I have a temper. And I'm not afraid unleash my wrath. Though, most of the time, I'm nice and fun. :)
Hope that'll be enough for you~
Dare time-
First off, Switzerland is IN MY MAILBOX? Why hasn't he come out yet? HE
AFRAID? :D
Alright, hmmmm... I dare China and Japan to have an Epic Dance Dance Revolution battle.
I dare Prussia to eat the yellow chick peeps. A whole box of them. With
Gilbird watching. I have a feeling someone has made him do this before... Oh
well...
I dare anyone of Chris-chan's choice to eat a whole plate of England's scones.
No drinks. No anything else. Just the character and a plate of scones. Yay~
I'm sure you all remember my first review, where I asked if you'd rather be ran over by 50 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck. Well... -sends in the mail 50 duck sized horses AND 1 horse sized duck- HAVE FUN~
Bye Bye! :)"
"I like beer, but I don't drink often, which means I don't know how many it takes for me to get drunk." Austria loudly stated. Looks like he's available to do his truth from earlier, same with Italy, Germany and Estonia too.
"OUCH! It takes about nine or ten." Prussia shouted, voice muffled by the peeps and Gilbird pecking him.
"Hurry up Prussia."
"The awesome me will finish when I awesomely finish."
Next I heard was, "Russia, you look like a pussy in that dress. Like France's slave or something."
Then a stream of kolkolkol's followed and I heard one the doors break.
I heard Myu's call again a loud, "WHAT THE SHIT?" pierced the air. I turned to see it was Chris-chan who had said that. She pointed at a camera.
"MYU! YOU DESCRIBED YOURSELF THE WAY I THOUGHT YOU WOULD!" She exclaimed.
"There, I kissed the girl!" Belarus said rather loudly pointing to Liechtenstein.
"Nice to know." Chris- chan said in her monotonous voice.
A drunk Italy with Germany pulling at his curl came into sight. Germany looked really uncomfortable. Suddenly, Italy grabbed Germany and smashed his lips onto his. Germany went stiff in shock.
"COME ON GERMANY, YOU KNOW YOU LIKE HIM!" Chris-chan cheered from next to me. "If only they weren't drunk." She sighed. I looked at her. There was a sad smile on her face and she looked about ready to cry. She pulled out her wand and waved it. For a second everything went white, and then the room returned to normal. I noticed that Italy wasn't drunk anymore. He left a stunned Germany and exited the room like everything was normal.
Chris-chan then waved up a game system and started getting everything set up for the DDR battle. Odd, thing was, she acted like the GerIta kiss didn't even happen. Germany's face told that Chris-chan didn't undo the kiss.
"Alright China and Japan, what song?" Chris-chan asked.
"Hm…This is DDR extreme 2."
"I don't have the original. This is Sava's. Deal with it."
"How about…Sakura, aru."
"This one's fast."
I sat down. Unfortunately, this is right next to closet were the threesome were having closet sex.
When song started, the two were fast. Their feet moved rapidly on the mat. They both wouldn't give in to the other's taunts. They both ended…with the same score.
"AIYAHHH!" China's bellow came at the same time as a groan and some quick Spanish from the closet. It was a funny combination.
"Just do another song."
The two settled on 'Absolute'
The two had become so competitive. They even started doing flips and other acrobatic-like things. I eventually got distracted because the Closet Threesome got obnoxiously loud. I think I heard Chris-chan leave the room at some point. I moved away just in time to see the song end.
"NO! JAPAN! WHY! I JUST LOST MY GROPPING RIGHTS FOR A WEEK!"
"MWAHAHAHAHA! I defeated you!" China laughed.
Japan just nodded and said, "You won fair and square."
Just as Italy walked in his phone rang.
"Ciao?"
"ITALY! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN I GET BACK! NEXT TIME DON"T TAPE SO MUCH NEON GREEN AND RED DUCT TAPE ON THE BOX!" Switzerland screamed. Italy screamed and hung up.
I exited the room to clear my head and find Chris-chan.
I found England cooking in the kitchen.
"Hey, have you seen Chris- chan?"
He turned, "In fact I have. She said that Russia had to eat my scones."
"Okay." I said watching him put the scones on a plate. Russia was downstairs, so it shouldn't be hard to find him.
"Thanks." I grunted taking the plate and heading back downstairs. I opened the door, and what do you know? Russia's right there.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" I screeched in my higher pitched voice. Almost everyone winced.
"Chris-chan, has decided that Russia is to eat the scones!" I shouted. Everyone looked terrified.
Russia just shrugged and took the plate from my hands. He picked one up (the worst looking scone in the batch actually) and took a bite. He then ate the rest.
"HOLY CRAP! How can he be able to eat a whole batch of England's scones!" Someone shrieked.
What happened next surprised everyone. Russia fell backwards onto the floor.
"Holy shit! He's out!" I exclaimed looking at him.
Then, everyone, after two minutes exactly, started cheering.
"HEY, what'd we miss?" The BTT asked exiting the closet.
"Nothing much. Alright, time to end the show." I turned to the camera.
"Thanks for watching! See you all next time!" I waved at the camera.
JEEZUZ! I got sick on Monday! Now my head hurts, see you all soon!