I sat drinking some root beer. Ahhh~ taking that break from the show was really beneficial. A lot of things happened to me and we got time to recover from those horse sized ducks and duck sized horse. Switzerland and they arrived in the mail about a month ago.
FLASHBACK
I was in the HTD: AO room doing some renovations (Czech Republic, Motak, Lalan, Belize, Fiji, Germany, and Tibet helping of course) when there was a scream and Italy flew in locking the door behind him.
"What's wrong?" Lalan asked/ demanded.
"The horse sized ducks and duck sized horse came in." He gasped. His eyes were wide and it looked like he hadn't slept in a few days.
Motak looked confused (He obviously doesn't watch the show).
"AAHHHHH!"
Fiji grimaced. "That sounded like French Polynesia."
"What if the horse fucked someone?" I found myself saying with a smile on my face. Everyone looked at me, Lalan looked amused.
"Dammit Anthony!" I waved my wand and my male counterpart appeared.
"Hey Chris." He greeted. Anthony had blonde hair, blue eyes, and a strange curl like I did. We looked like twins actually. Most of his interests were the same as mine. Of course he had ADHD and had two mental ages like me. His personality was like mine, but he was a bit like my friend Thomas, and he's gay.
Czech, Lalan, Belize, Motak, Germany, Anthony and I decided to follow the ducks and horse to see what happens. We made it all the way to kitchen 2 when we had to crawl underneath the gigantic table. One of the ducks (Which I named Slovo) started fighting with Brazil. We crawled by him and crawled up the stairs avoiding about five ducks. Belize separated with us there.
We almost died at the stairs to the third floor (AKA , South America Floor).
At The Stairs To the Fourth Floor
My phone starting going off, but we were slowly walking up the stairs.
"Hello, Myu." I heard Anthony, and I swung my head over to him.
"Give me that!" I swiped my back.
"Ciao, Myu." We continued ascending the stairs.
"Switzerland will be back real soon." She said.
"Really? Cool." I said distracted by Poland and Lithuania running.
"HOLY SHI-!" I saw Singapore almost get squashed by a duck chasing Latvia down the hall.
"What was that?" Myu asked.
"Singapore. Your surprise came in the mail." The duck (a bit closer to where we were standing against the wall) lunged at Latvia. My eyes widened as it tried to eat him.
"Yay! They finally arrived!"
"Uh…I have to go, one of the ducks is trying to eat Latvia." I hung up.
"I'll save him." Czech Republic took off despite our protests.
"We need to find somewhere and discuss some things." Anthony said.
"Where would we go?"
About Eleven Minutes Later
"I'm surprised we made it outside!"
"Alright Antny, what are we to dicuss?" I asked my male counterpart, shortening his name.
"How are we going to get rid of these things?"
I noticed that Germany, Lalan and Motak weren't here.
"I don't know." I answered honestly. I couldn't think of anything at the moment.
"We're screwed."
"Yep."
"Wait! I have an idea!"
MEANWHILE…
Belize and Lalan were on the fifth floor and noticed something. They walked down to the HTD: AO room and found Anthony and Chris-chan urgently locking 69 locks on a door.
CHRIS-CHAN
We finally finished locking the ducks and horses in there. I took a deep breath.
"I almost died!"
"You almost died?"
"How?"
I saw Lalan and Belize approach us.
"I lured the ducks and horses in here."
"0.0 ALL OF THEM! BY YOURSELF?"
"Yeah, they almost trampled me at one point. Oh, Jesus."
Italy ran in here, his fake glasses almost falling off and his business suit (He's been wearing that for awhile) wrinkled quite a bit. He fixed his glasses.
"Chris! Anthony! Everyone is hurt, everything is a mess and Switzerland came in the mail!" He exclaimed.
"Get the nurses down here with any medical supplies that they could save. Bring people down in groups of five, and try to get Switzerland down here." Lalan ordered.
"Got it!" Italy nodded and dashed out.
I poofed away the room with 69 locks on it, and the four of us flopped down onto a cluster of couches in the room.
Piper, Randi, and Lasho burst in the room with a first aid kit. They rushed over to us.
Lasho hugged Lalan and I turned my attention to Randi.
"Chris, because of the amount of people hurt, we had to ask the rest of the Dysfunctional Family to come and help us.
"Redrose, are you serious!" I exclaimed using Randi's actual name.
"Yes!"
"Chris, are you okay?" Piper asked me.
"Just tired from running, PK." I replied.
"Italy is sending people in now." Anthony informed.
END FLASHBACK
Repairing is almost finished on the Fourth and Fifth floor. Everyone else (mostly everyone else) are still recovering. Half of the Dysfunctional family is gone, but they still drop by.
"There you are!" Lalan walked over to me.
"Yeah?" I threw the empty can in the recycling bin. Trash was a bitch.
"Time for the show."
"How many nations are down there?" I asked as we started down.
"…ten I believe."
A FEW MINUTES LATER…
"Welcome back to our show!"
Right on cue, the phone rang.
"I'll get that." I rushed over and put the phone on speaker.
"Ciao, This is Chris-chan from HTD: AO, and who is this?" I said elegantly.
"Hiii! This is MyuForTheFailureXD!
I described myself exactly as you thought I would. O_O that's slightly creepy, yet awesome! Phone 5!
Anyway, onward...
Oh schnitzel... I killed Russia. England, please make it to where your scones don't kill nations that can kill Busby's chair over, and over...
I dare The Bad Touch Trio to have a contest to see which can get the most phone numbers (other nations and humans) in one hour. And they have to do it shirtless (Not that I think they'd complain.)
I dare Japan and England to say 'in bed' at the end of every sentence they say. And anyone else Chris-chan wants to torture with this.
I love you crazy people~
Bye!"
"We love you too! By the way, he didn't actually kill Russia; he just got him sick and made him pass out."
Lalan pulled out her moon wand and summoned the BTT.
"Oh good, you're already shirtless."
"What do we have to do?"
"Stay shirtless, and have a contest to see which one of you three can get the most phone number in an hour."
Lalan waved her wand again.
"I also erased almost all of the numbers you had." She grinned.
"Let's do this. Imma so totally win because I'm awesome."
"Your time starts…NOW!" The three bolted out of the room.
"Summon Japan."
The Start of BTT Phone Number Contest
The second they all exited the room, they were dashing down the hall.
"ITALY!" They all shouted.
Then they all started fighting about who would get Italy first until they reached The Italian Mail room.
"Come back later." Italy growled before slamming the door.
The BTT rushed up stairs.
BACK WITH PEOPLE
All of us hosts paled at hearing FallingDown98's dares. The wedding between her friend and France wasn't a problem. It was the two hosts of the opposite gender having sex that bothered them.
Anthony was homo and refused to do it. Belize ran out of the room screaming, "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!" , Lalan started shaking and put her scarf around her neck, and I had problems because I'm really insecure, and I'm confused about my sexuality now. We all felt uncomfortable with it.
When Lalan started sobbing I made up my mind.
"Okay. Sadly for FallingDown98 we are going refuse this dare. We'll still do the wedding. I know I said at one point that you guys could torture us, but there are things we will refuse. This is one of them. We are only refusing to do it because, Anthony's gay, Belize…I really don't know, probably has to do with Honduras, haha, I won't do it because, I have sexuality confusion and I really feel uncomfortable, and Lalan won't do it because….oh dear." I looked at Lalan who was in a corner shaking. I think she's crying.
"PHONE!" I yelled as the phone rang.
"Simonana here.
LOL a nice chaos/mess you got there:D
Let come to the topic:
Prussia dare:
Because I didn't like your answer, stalk Belarus in same fashion she stalks Russia for a day. Make her creepiness AWESOME!
For France
Choose two nations (yourself not counted) that in you option would make the most unusual couple possible and lock them together for 10 min. And before you lock them give them each instruction they have to follow, while being locked in the room.
For America:
Give 10 compliments to England. You are not allow to say in that time the word hero AND if you ** off UK before you are done, you have to start over, but you are not allowed to use the same compliments again.
First I have already send a vodka bottle that will help Russia, to come again under the living :) If not feed him sunflower seeds.
My friend dare: She wanted to see Russia impose France for a whole day. The whole complete, annoying, groping, drinking from a wine glass (it should be vodka in the glass) and of course walking and speech. France can teach him the laugh and french. He has to do everything what France would usually do.
Romano, be nice to Germany, just like your brother. It is a dare.
Interesting I was in a dare mood.
Have fun, drugari~"
"Spasibo~!" I chirped before dialing a number.
"Lasho, get down here. It's urgent." I hung up.
I summoned America and told him what he had to do.
"Iggy…
Your scones are delicious!
You are waay better than France!
Your eyebrows are not caterpillars.
You are awesomer than Prussia!
Your cute when you talk to those creatures.
France and I both find you adorable when frustrated.
You so totally deserve respect for knocking Russia out. (Is this actually a compliment?)
-Insert last thing here (I'm going crazy trying to think of something xD)-
"Thanks, in bed." England awkwardly walked away while everyone else laughed.
Russia strolled in France style (They see me strolling, France style. I know they be trying to catch me perverted /shot) sipping vodka out of a wine glass.
Russia looked at a piece of paper before pocketing it, and walking across the room.
"Hey, how much longer for the BTT?"
"Um…Five minutes."
I summoned Romano and Germany and told them the dare.
Romano jumped on Germany's back and asked for a piggy back ride, and kept asking him until he agreed.
The BTT Burst into the room and rushed over to Anthony and I.
Anthony counted up the numbers.
"It's a tie."
The BTT groaned and argued with Anthony for five minutes ("Are you SURE?" "YES!").
I told Prussia what he has to do.
"Does she want me to DIE?"
"I don't know."
AAAAHHH! Okay guys! What I am going to do is that next chapter, I'm going to have Prussia stalking Belarus, I'm going to Russia act like France still, I will have France do the weird pairing, we will have the wedding, I am going to do Switzerland's dares, and any more dares that get sent in.
Note: For any of you guys that have read World's DumbestHetalia Edition and/or The Chaos of March Seventeenth, I have some news!
WDHE: I'm thinking of still continuing, I still need ideas.
CMSBA: I'm considering continuing this, and also I'm making bloopers, and some of them will make fun of my grammar and spelling errors! That story I think is crap, but hopefully if I still continue it, it will get better.
OTHER NEWS: I am going to make one-shot drabbles! Even us hosts, and my country OCs will be in the one-shots, but not all of them will be in every one-shot. Also, some of the one-shots may be about times in between the dare show episodes!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ITALY BROS!