Poor Roy... I almost feel sorry for him... Well... Not really...
Day 23: It's rained for 23 days straight… I don't know what to do… Everyone's been calling me "Useless" they're so mean. They don't know how it affects me… On my way to my office, I ran into two girls. They walked up to me and asked, "You are the useless one, aren't you?" And you know what sucks even more? They said it at the same time! I'm so depressed…
"Excuse me, but I need your signature." Said Hawkeye to Roy who was completely absorbed into his journal.
"Yes, of coarse…" Roy replied as he signed the document.
"Thank you, Useless."
"Why am I so useless!" Roy asked.
"Because, you just signed and agreement to give me everything you own."
"WHAT!" Roy asked as he looked at the paper he signed.
"And give us all a raise." Hawkeye continued.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Roy yelled.
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"No… Raise… my money… Useless… AGH!" Roy yelled as he woke up from his nightmare with him sweating in horror.
"That was the worst nightmare of all time…" Roy sighed.
"Hunny, are you alright?" Pinako asked as she turned over to face Roy.
"OH MY GOD! THIS HAS TO BE ANOTHER NIGHTMARE!" Roy shrieked.
"Do you need a goodnight kiss?" Pinako asked as she puckered up.
"AGH! MAKE IT GO AWAY!" Roy cried as he went into the fetal position.
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"Get… Back… Too old… For me…" Roy yet again mumbled in his sleep.
It turns out Roy was sleeping on his desk and Hawkeye overheard him and thought he was referring to her.
"I'm 'too old' huh?" Hawkeye asked as she got her gun out.
I wouldn't want to be near Hawkeye when she's mad... She's scary... Well, please review!