I want school to go away... But it won't... Well, here's more horrific nightmares... But I have a question... Do Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Wrath, Sloth and all of them sleep... Can they sleep? I guess...
"Gluttony, I want you to go on a diet." Lust said to Gluttony as she looked at him in utter disgust.
"But, Lust… I love my fat…" He replied kissing his tummy.
"You may love your fat… But I don't!" Lust replied as she turned away.
"We… have a special bond me and my fat…" Gluttony continued.
"Look, it's either the fat or me… Which one do you want gone?" Lust said as she handed Gluttony a book which said, "Get Rid of That Gruesome Belly Fat Now!"
"… I don't know… I… I choose… To get rid of the fat…" Gluttony said as he started to cry.
"GOOD!" Lust said as she magically had a gym behind her.
6 months later…
"You're as skinny as a toothpick!" Lust said happily.
"My fat! I miss it!" Gluttony cried as he looked at himself in the mirror to see that he was the size of a toothpick. (Now that's hard to imagine…)
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"AGH!" Gluttony yelled as he woke up from his sleep.
"MY FAT! YOU'RE STILL THERE!" He yelled joyously as he kissed it.
"You couldn't get that fat off you if you tried…" Lust remarked.
"GOOD! It's going to stay like that!"
"You should really go an a diet…" Envy added.
"NO!" Gluttony replied quickly.
Well, there you have it... I CANNOT imagine Gluttony thin... To me... He looks like Winnie the Pooh... Yes... You heard me right... Well, review are most certainly welcome!
