Hey... One thing... School is torture and... that's all I have to say... LAWL... Please enjoy...


"Noooooooooooo!" Lust screamed as she looked into the mirror.

"What is it Lust?" Gluttony asked.

"I… I have… A WRINKLE!" Lust yelled as she started to sob uncontrollably.

"Where?" Gluttony said as he squinted to see if there were any imperfections on her face.

"Here!" Lust said pointing to her face.

"I don't see it…" He replied after more squinting.

"You're just trying to make me feel better by saying you can't see it!" Lust cried.

"…" Gluttony sighed.

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"AGH!" Lust screamed as she awoke from her nightmare.

"… Food… Glorious food…" Gluttony said in his sleep.

"Gasp… Gasp… It was only a dream…" Lust gasped. (Yes, she literally said "Gasp")

But just to make sure, Lust got up and looked in the mirror.

"Noooooooooooo!" Lust screamed as she looked into the mirror.

"What is it Lust?" Gluttony asked, finally being awoken from his slumber.

"I… I have… A WRINKLE!" Lust yelled as she started to sob uncontrollably as in her dream.

"Oh… My… Grapes…" Gluttony said as he backed away slowly.

"What? You see it?" Lust asked.

"Duh…"

"NOOOOOOO!!!"

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"AGH!!!" Lust screeched as she jerked awake.

"Gluttony! Do I have a wrinkle on my face?" Lust asked as she sobbed.

"Oh… My… Pork chops…" Gluttony said eyes wide in fear.

"What!?" Lust asked as she shook him.

"You have a mole on your face… It reminds me of chocolate…" Gluttony said as he licked his lips.

"A… Mole? ... Would you consider it a beauty mark, and not a mole?" Lust asked.

"Mole… No… Wait… I see hair coming out of it… I want to touch it…" He said as he started to poke it.

"Stop that!" Lust squealed.

"Its fun…"

"NOOOOO!"

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"NOOOOO!" Lust shouted as she awoke.

This time there was something like a mirror floating right above her. She saw a wart on her nose this time.

Lust then fainted.

"Do you think we were too harsh?" Envy asked as he transformed out of the Lust with a wart on her nose.

"Naw…" Greed said with a smirk on his face.


There you have it! And happy late April Fool's Day! WOOT! HAPPY PRANKING!