Alien: COOL
me: its not tragic yet
Alien: Well your life will be tragic if you lay a single finger on S'pore
me: but it says it will take a long time
since it is a new one
so i'll send you
sent
uh...
huh...
Alien: COOL IT RATED K
IT HAD BETTER STAY THAT WAY
me: its on Fanfic already?
Alien: Yup
me: whats the title?
Alien: I got it in my mail the instant ya told me
Memoirs of the ten stalks
me: ok... what is it about
I mean which countries?
Alien: U studied history
me: which countries
is it about?
Alien: S'pore
M'asia
Indo'asia
Majapahit
Sent at 9:25 PM on Saturday
Alien: Wait aren't they supposed to be one with each other
And China aru~
me: lol
u read fast
...
Alien: How do u think I sneak books into the toilet and finish 5 chapters?
me: uh huh
so u finished?
Alien: Finished wut
Bragging
If so
Nope...
me: I mean the chap
Alien: Finished it under a min
me: ...
so u like it?
Alien: Ah the eternal horror of an author who realises how voracious her readers are
OF OURSE
*Course
Can we have an epic battle
me: Well...
well
well
You'll see
Any way, You'll guess the whole story from the title
Alien: Erm...
French cooking
me: see the genre
Alien: It came up when I searched ten tied stalks
me: ...
wrong
Alien: Adventure
me: Its drama
Alien: Daring to critisize Iggys cooking
Starting an all out war
me: ...
T_T
Alien: Ending in a flood of scones
me: u are impossible
Alien: The ground will be stained red
With wine
me: ...
Alien: Tears will fall
With the destruction of pasta
Why must people fight aru~
And yes
i m possible
XD
me: ...
I prefer Anastasia now
T_T
The sleeping one
*Which princess likes to sleep besides sleeping beauty? Anastasia*
so tell me what u read just now
I dun believe u
Alien: read what
me: the fic
Alien: Oh
Singapore has an Ipad
M'asia uses gmail
Piri is S'pores maid
me: in order
Alien: Erm
piri is s'pore maid
Before that M'asia's poor inbox
me: Uh huh
Alien: Then S'pore sleeps
And dreams of food
me: ...
Alien: GLORIOUS FOOD
me: food?
Alien: MARVELOUS FOOD
me: ...
wrong
Alien: FEAST
Yes
me: before that?
the descriptive part
Alien: Gah cant i get to the important part
the FOOD
If you ask me thats the central point of the whole thing
Gyahhhh
Fine
me: lol
Alien: S'pore is Temasek
She runs
She sees a boat
me: ships
Alien: he sees China
me: she*
Alien: Nhao China
*Nihao
Nihao Vietnam
Hallo M'asia and Indonasia
me: ok... back to feast
Alien: Am I having you guys for lunch
AND THE FOOD
GLORIOUS FOOD
MARVELOUS FOOD
me: and wine to dine
Alien: mmmhmmm
And S;pore dances
Had too much wine i suppose
Meh~
me: lol
Alien: Indo gets jelous
Yeh get jealous man
me: lol
why?
tell me
Alien: We serve awesome curves even when drunk
To the dance floor
me: ...
Alien: Yeah and maybe she shook her butt in Indonasia's face while dancing
Ooof..
me: ...
Alien: "its displeasing that a small island can rival a great empire as you"
me: U know I was thinking of putting this on the fic
Alien: Well duh
S'pore has pilates class every week
me: ...
Alien: Yeah yeah
Empty threat
me: I will
literally
but that became 'was'since u typed the butt thing in
hello?
Alien: well
I was on a high
And it was the only explanation why someone could get jealous of an awesome nation like S'pore
me: lol
anyway continue with the story
no more of the high stuff
Alien: Ok fine
Then Singapore awakes from her distant reverie
me: wait
Alien: And i have to go
And no humiliating S'pore
Im kinda proud of her
me: ok bye bye
Well, enjoy