"I suppose it is possible to die of happiness," Fred said wonderingly, poking Colin with his shoe.

"Oh, you dolt, he just fainted!" Padma said, lifting the fallen boy and pointing her wand to his head. "Ennervate!"

Colin awoke with a start after she uttered the spell. "Oh!" he groaned. "I was hoping this was all just a dream!"

"Frankly, Colin my boy, I don't think any dream your little mind could come up with would compare to this," George said. "Come on, we still have May through December, and we have a schedule to keep. Hop to it!"

Colin summoned all of his Gryffindor courage and grabbed his camera to shoot Lavender Brown, who was currently ready to go to pose for May.

The Room provided a photo backdrop for Lavender by growing a tiny field of wildflowers—namely, lavender—that she leaned down into, wearing a sheer lacy dress hiked far up her legs so that if she moved them one inch more, you could see the lacy underthings she was wearing underneath. Not that you couldn't already pretty much see them through the see-through dress…

Next up was Padma, who emerged for the set full of lotus blossoms in a bright red sari.

"How do I look?"

"You look fantastic!" Lavender squealed while changing, and the other girls laughed a little uneasily. Something was missing.

"Padma," Ginny began slowly, "I'm not sure your outfit is…revealing enough."

"What do you mean?" Padma asked crossly. "My midriff is showing!"

"It looks like any other sari," Parvati tried to explain.

"They're all right, Padma darling," Fred agreed. "You probably have the biggest and roundest knockers here, too, so we need to show them off."

Hermione dutifully went to Padma and tried to tighten the cloth around her sari, but Pansy became frustrated with her slow work and shoved Hermione out of the way, pulling the red cloth harshly against her chest.

"You're hurting me, Pansy!" Padma shrieked.

Colin summoned more of his courage to help the distressed Ravenclaw and actually shoved the terrifying Pansy Parkinson out of the way. Pulling the cloth back an inch at a time, Colin finally pinned the sari back so Padma's breasts were practically falling out of it. With McGonagall's quick shortening spell on the skirt of the sari, Padma was set to take her pictures.

Padma winked at Colin, who was now mystified by her knockers that he'd helped free. "Owl me sometime when you're free, eh, Creevey?"

"Ooooh, Padma, they're practically Australian Dirigible Plums!" Luna cooed. "You know, the Australian plums are five times bigger than their English counterparts…."

McGonagall, for her part, stayed in the catsuit for the duration of filming.

"Professor," Fred said weakly, "don't you feel uncomfortable in that…thing?"

"No, Mr. Weasley, I find it…strangely liberating. Why? Do you feel uncomfortable?"

"Erm…of course not. You still look like a teacher to me. I was just watching out for your comfort level, is all."

"Right. Of course," McGonagall said while stretching out in her cat suit, nearly making her own breasts pull a Padma and pop out of the suit.

Fred stood up abruptly. "I need to go to the loo—NOW."

"All right, boys, my turn!" Ginny said triumphantly, wearing a microscopic red bikini top and short shorts.

"As a matter of interest, why did you choose a swimsuit instead of lingerie?" Hermione asked, perplexed.

"You know Harry even better than I do, Hermione, and we both know that he prefers the natural look. Plus, with a body like this, no lace is required to dress it up!" Ginny twirled for the room to highlight her slender body.

Ginny's photo had her up in a tree in blistering July sun, straddling a tree limb. Winking at the camera, she licked a popsicle slowly and used the other arm to push her breasts forward while she leaned toward the camera.

While Pansy changed into her own bikini for August, Hermione cornered Ginny. "How did you do that?"

"Do what?"

"Look so…sexy." Hermione blushed. "I know I wasn't into the calendar idea before, but now that we're having so much fun, and we're probably going to raise a lot of money…well, I don't want to be the disappointment photo for September. You weren't nearly as revealing as Parvati, but you still looked smashing. How do you do that?"

Ginny grinned. "It's a gift. But I can teach you. Come on, I'll help you find the perfect outfit—I know one of Ron's favorite fantasies!"

Hermione eep-ed while Pansy posed in a skimpy silver and green bikini in the pool the room had generated, set up in front of a set of a giant mansion.

"You don't look nearly as sexy as you think you do, you know," Astoria snapped.

"Draco Malfoy likes two things: wealth, and being a Slytherin. I happen to know how to appeal to that side," Pansy replied snidely.

"Oh, you think you do," Astoria smirked. "But I think I know Mr. Malfoy a tad more than you do."

A/N: I am so sorry that this is late! I just had a busy weekend... Sorry again! Enjoy!