Don't Touch My Bun-Bun!

Written By Blazeraptor54.

*Aussie slang warning…g'day mates. *

By the way…Waltzing Matilda is a beautiful song. Listen to Rolf Harris version.

Velvet Scarlatina was many things. She was a rabbit faunus, her trait being her proud rabbit ears that stood atop of her head. She was the affectionate team mascot of Team CFVY, or Coffee, and beloved by them all. Most of all, however, during her first year of Beacon Academy she made herself the name of being one of the most awkward girls around.

Her accent, shy nature, and often nerdlike knowledge of trivia made her a bit of an outcast to anyone outside of her team. That was, however, unfortunately still true. She dressed modestly, never showing skin, lest her mother tan her hide. Her father and mother both worked in Atlas as biological scientist, working on the newest ways to increase crop growth.

When nearly seventy-five percent of all humanoid life was situated in massive cities, if a grape vine could start producing thousands instead of hundreds, it would benefit everyone in the long run. She never saw poverty firsthand, which is something most Beacon students never had too. She had lived a very comfortable life, and if she didn't find her calling to do her public service as a Huntress, she'd probably had been a singer.

Then again, she always did get stage fright. Then again, however, her favorite hobby was always taking photographs. New places, new people, new experiences, they all were captured with a professional hand. Her chocolate brown eyes was currently looking through the lens of her camera, and her weapon, wiping smudges off its crystalline frame.

To everyone, she was the shy girl, and it was true. However, there's only person in the whole of Remnant she got to be fully open with minus her teammates. He was currently sitting on the floor, going over a book he had bought named The Red Queen. Which was a story about a man going crazy, or is he, about a deity that slowly taking over the world.

His eyes left the book, turning toward her.

"Velvet," a young man called to her from the floor, "you know Coco isn't mad at you."

"I know, it's just, I never was one to get into conflicts. If the whackers wanna be that way, then let 'em, I'm not going to get in a tizzy over some stupid new blood blokes." She replied to the young man on the floor, only to feel her feet get grabbed. "Babe, what are you doing?"

He smiles at her, his azure eyes filled with warmth, "what? Can't I rub my girlfriend's feet, you seem stressed."

"Uh huh, rub my feet, eh? Is that what you're really wanting to do with me, since we're gonna be alone all this week?" She coyly questioned him, making his lips curl into a sly smirk, eliciting a yelp from her when lightly pinched her toe. "Ouch, you little wanker, stop that!"

He giggles before kissing it, getting up off the floor. She felt her camera getting gently taken out of her hands and sat down on the nightstand next to her bed. She sighs, looking up at him. His blonde hair, azure eyes, and face an adorned with three whisker marks on the sides. He was human, despite them, some sort of weird birthmark. Apparently, they ran in his mother's side of the family stretching back until Gods knew when.

"Bun-bun, you know that I love you. So, I want you to relax today. Besides, class is over for today, and with Coco and the guys hitting the towns on one of those three men missions…well…" He cups her chin gently. "Getting flustered over that first-year brat is no way to spend it."

She sighs, but then smiles, gently laying her cheek into his palm. "You always have a way with those gentle earbashings you give me." She both lightly complained but complimented him.

"Always aim to please, Bun-Bun." He replied before kissing her gently, bringing his free hand up to gently caress her ears. She giggles into the kiss, backing off a little. "I always love rubbing your ears, ya know. So soft, like…Velvet."

"Harty-har-har, you, and that first-year blonde will get along just fine." Velvet said before grabbing her boyfriend's uniform by the collar gently. "I keep telling you though, it's weird that Ozpin made the little one a team lead."

"Oh, you mean, Silver? Meh, it was either her Weiss, or I don't think a Schnee needs their ego more inflated. Although the one, with the bow on her head, she seems to be the better fighter out of all of them." He commented before taking a moment crawl up the bed, making her lay flat on her back. "Enough about the new bloods though, I want to talk about how my lovely girlfriend feels."

She smiles, gently moving her hands up to caress his face. "How did I get such an attentive fair dinkum of a boyfriend?" Velvet asked him, whilst he gently caressed her sides.

"Simple, my dear Bun-Bun, you were the first one to see me for something other than the illustrious Fox Prince Of Beacon Academy. Pretty much, you got to see me in my entirety, and made me feel human ironically." He answered her before lowering his lips close to hers, brushing them gently against hers. "I also should mention that you're an amazing kisser."

"Only for you to know, Naruto."

The two began to make out before Naruto gently brings her closer to him. Slowly, but surely trailing a kiss down her neck. It made her grip the back of his blonde hair, hissing slightly as he bit into the crook of her neck. His hands were already undoing his school uniform when a knock rang through the room.

"Bloody hell, someone's having a laugh." She grimaced before leaning up, giving him a peck on the lips. "To be continued."

Getting up from the bed, Velvet walked over toward the door. Opening it, she finds one of the new first years there. The silver-eyed girl, Ruby. She was a child, having ignored the tie on the door which meant that a couple wanted some privacy. Velvet couldn't be too mad at her. She was after all too innocent to understand such things.

"Um, hi, sorry if I'm interrupting you from studying. You left your tie on the door... I was also looking for Coco, and someone said this was her team's room." She explained her presence to Velvet, smiling shyly, poor child reminded her of herself when she first came to Beacon. "Is she around, I was hoping to meet another female team lead here at Beacon and discuss ways for me to bond with my team."

"Sorry sheila, Coco and others are out right now. You're more than welcome to come in and talk for a moment. I'm Velvet, Velvet Scarlatina." She greeted the little girl with a smile, and holding out her hand to which Ruby took in a moderately strong shake. "Got some muscles on you, don't ya?"

"I do some curls in my free time, helps me operate my scythe." The silver-eyed girl admitted before Velvet moved to let her inside, noting the blonde on a bed. "Oh, hello!"

"Hey there, Silver, nice to finally meet the illustrious leader of Team RWBY." He stated before getting up, and stretching, having buttoned his shirt back up. "Say, if you need ways to build up some standing with your team, I can give you a few a pointers."

"Oh, um, sure, I guess. Are you a team leader?" Ruby inquired, watching as he nodded. "Oh, neat, are you a second-year student?"

He held up three fingers, "I'm a third-year student. I'm a leader, and my team is currently out having a week off."

"Week off?"

"Team at the third-year level get options for time off since they're required to take missions. Paid mission mind you, and sometimes they earn time-off based on reported performance. Coco, my team leader, is currently using some extra credit to get us some of that early. Speaking of that, babe, could you earn yourself some brownie points? I'm thirsty, and I think your closest to the mini fridge." She sheepishly pointed out, giving Naruto a tempting offer at "brownie" points. "Can you also get our guest something."

"Sure, Bun-Bun, strawberry soda?" Naruto inquired whilst walking over to the mini fridge, only to hear Ruby mumble out something. "What was that, Silver?"

"I was wondering if I can have one too."

"Sure," Naruto got hers, and his girlfriend's out. Reaching in to grab a mango flavored one for himself. "So, Silver, you don't mind me calling you that right?"

"Um, not really, I mean we all have to have nicknames. At least you're not calling me kid, or short stack." Ruby pointed out before looking at her feet as she was handed the soda. "I feel like Ozpin made a mistake."

"Pfft," Naruto chortles before looking at Velvet and then back to Ruby. "Ozpin doesn't deal in mistakes, he only puts people up to tests. Silver, you're not just selected to be a team lead because of random pickings, nah, you showed some sort of take-charge attitude."

"Oh, um…"

"Naruto is right because he has the same worries when he got picked. He got put in with a group of blokes that…yes?" Velvet inquired when Ruby raised her hand up, mentally noting that this might be a common occurrence to get interrupted by hand raises.

"Um, what is a bloke?"

"Oh, that's just slang for boy where I'm from. Anyway, he got put with a group of blokes that were incredibly disorganized. I mean, good Gods, they were truly whackers. He couldn't handle them, and he went to Ozpin. Ozpin told him…what was it, babe?" She inquired, having forgotten that part.

Naruto smirks whilst leaning on her, and then gave a poorly imitated Ozpin impression. "You were selected because out of everyone on that team, you seemed to have the willingness to put aside your differences. A step, a single step, forward is better than remaining standing where you once was." He finished with an impassioned flare.

"Oh, um, what did he mean by that?"

'I basically wrangled them in by putting them on their asses during spars. You're a team lead, Silver. You can try to be friendly at first, but if someone continually disrespects you then you've gotta put a stop to it. Sometimes words work, sometimes being stern, and then there's the times that simply putting someone on their butt gets the message across better, ya know. I'm not saying let them fear you, never let them fear you, but at the same time never let them control you." Naruto explained to Ruby whilst smiling, noting her nods between his words.

She smiles slightly, "I kind of understood."

"Let me guess, Weiss Schnee?" Velvet inquired.

"How did you know?!" Ruby excitedly questioned, bewildered at how Velvet was able to pinpoint the source of her issues.

Velvet sighs before taking a deep breath, "well the Schnee are always so full of themselves. It's at best a genetic trait at this point. Schnees only ever listen to three things. A stern word, a strong paycheck, or a strong fist. You have to be strong in any recourse, but from just what my parents tell me when working for a Schnee…it's usually up to being stern." She gave her input, noting Ruby's silver eyes widening at that as she popped the tab off her soda can.

Naruto smiles, finding his hand on his girlfriend's. "If you got anymore issues, please feel free to come by again. However, me and Velvet were getting into some pretty heavy studying…so…" he lightly pushes Ruby to the door.

The girl nods, and then smiles, "I got ya! Hey, thank you by the way, I hope we can be friends!"

"Sure, Silver, we can be friends. I'll probably stop by your table tomorrow, until then…good day madame!" He jokingly called out before watching her giggle as he closed, and locked the door.

Yawning, Naruto stretches before popping his shoulders. This was one of the few times that he and Velvet could be alone. Barring any other interruptions, they would be fully enjoying their alone time. Sasuke and Sakura were out doing their thing, and Gods know what Tenten was getting into. He shuddered at the thought of the weapons mistress of his team getting into a bar.

Tenten had a drinking problem, stemming from the fact that she felt very underused. This for some reason made him look over his shoulder, seeing a smiling Velvet. She was already kicking away her skirt. Funny enough, everyone assumed women wore panties, but some women like Velvet preferred boxers.

Her eyes spoke all the motivation he need to come back over to her. Wrapping his arms around her, giving her a kiss. The two stayed lip locked for a while, and slowly as their tongues met. They continued standing there, making out. The noises of their kissing the only sounds coming from the room before Naruto stopped, breaking the kiss, and turning her to hold her back against himself.

Velvet took a deep breath, smiling at him when she craned her neck to look behind her, "you're going to be amazing father one day."

"Well, considering that I pretty much raised several different kids out an orphanage. I think I already got my daddy badges down pat. Wish my parents could be around to see me, but…you know…" He sighed before looking off toward the window. "Do you think they'd be proud of me, Bun-Bun?"

She saw his shift, his parent's deaths were always a little touchy. Simply, the only thing she could do to make him feel better was to grab his right hand. Caressing it with both of hers, and kissing his cheek.

"I'd love to think that they'd be beaming with pride. Now, c'mon Mr. Fox Prince…your princess Bun-Bun needs some attending." Velvet flirtatiously beckoned him to follower her back to the bed. "Oh, and dear, could you be on top?"

Naruto just dries his eyes, smiling blissfully at her, "anything for my Bun-Bun."

{The Next Day.}

"You'll come waltzing Matilda with me. Waltzing Matilda with me, waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda! You'll come waltzing Matilda with me!" Velvet sang out as she put clothes on, last night had been amazing. She stops when she feels a pinch on her now skirt clad behind. "Meep!"

"Little Bunny Foo Foo is going to be playing this weekend. I know you love musical movies," Naruto said as he leaned up to drag her back into her arms. "So, would my Bun-Bun care to accompany to the movies?"

"Well, duh, I think I'd be quite a rip snorter of a time. Then again, last night was quite ripper. My Fox Prince, are you quite rapt with your Bun-Bun right now…or is that a bowie knife you kept hidden?" She teased him, slightly grinding him whilst his face flushes red.

Naruto merely kissed her chastely before smiling with his forehead on her forehead. "Now, now Bun-Bun, I don't want to make you get in trouble for being late." He pointed out only for her to slightly pout.

"Fine, bugger me." She haughtily huffed before looking at his smile. "What is it you loon?"

"Maybe later," he teased her, making her blush. "You can get buggered later."

"You know I don't like it there, besides are you going to let me leave on a chaste kiss?" She questioned him, but her eyes held a flirtatious gleam. "Give me a pash, love."

He obliged her by slamming his lips into hers. Holding them for what seemed like minutes, and honestly if she didn't need to pass Oobleck's class, she'd be tempted to have some morning fun. Sighing, she gets up after breaking the kiss. A small trail of saliva connecting them. She yawned, her bunny ears standing straight up.

Naruto drank in her stretching visage before smiling at her. "You be careful Bun-Bun, I'll more than likely meet you for lunch." He told her before getting out bed himself. Quickly getting his pants on.

She moved over toward the door, sticking her tongue at him before opening it.

"Oh, look, it's little rabbit!"

"Of fuck me sideways…" Velvet growled in her mind before as she sat the cafeteria. "Of all the times of the day, Cardin, you choose now to start your lunacy."

"So, you got quite the little brain between those ears of yours. Question for you, are you sure these are real?" Cardin questioned her as his burnt orange hair swayed to the side as he reached for them. Only for her to back away a little bit. "Oh, c'mon now, let me have a touchy feely."

"Um, how about you just bugger off, right? Cause only boyfriend is allowed to touch my ears, you little nitwit!" Velvet stated to him, only for his other friends to come around the table.

Cardin mocked her with a fake gasp, "hear that guys, little bunny rabbit here has a boyfriend! Shocking, I know!" He mocked her, and then he smirked. "And he's the only one allowed to touch her ears!"

"I bet he gives them a good tugging during the night, her boyfriend is probably that giant she has on her team." Dove pointed out, glaring at her slightly. "Such a bad little bunny rabbit, your parents outta be ashamed to know what you use your ears for."

"Yeah, bad bunny!" Sky jumped in, although it got a slightly annoyed look from Dove.

Cardin turned to Russel, elbowing him, egging him on. "Dude, you gonna join in, or…"

"Yeah, sure, bad bunny…woo." Russel unenthusiastically joined, making Cardin sigh.

"See, you're not even fun to make fun of sometimes. Oh well, Faunus aren't that much fun anyways…besides she a rabbit, probably has multiple boyfriends." Cardin pointed out, feeling a hand on his shoulder. "See, Russel that got you…wait…you on my left…"

Velvet gives a small smile to Cardin, sipping her tea, "should've shut the hell up."

"So," a voice filled his right ear, "my girlfriend has multiple boyfriends? Hmm…well I do have a cloning semblance if that counts."

"Babe!" Velvet gasped, blushing red a little bit. "That's not funny right now, Naruto…"

"Oh, look at him, go figure!" Dove shouted as he made a gesture of drawing whisker marks on his face. "A Faunus getting with a Faunus!"

Naruto took a seat by his girlfriend, looking at the four new bloods. He crossed his legs, so far it was just words getting thrown out. The blonde took a deep breath as he watched as they laughed at his expense. Not showing the slightest hint of raging anger inside of him. It had taken years of practice, but he could be thinking of stabbing someone hundreds of times whilst smiling at them.

Indeed, he was struggling not to grab the knife behind.

"Well, to be frank, I'm human. These are birthmarks, but nice little joke there. Speaking of jokes, I got four of them, but you seem to have that covered." Naruto said making them stop and turn to him. "Oh, I'm sorry, was that rude of me?"

"Motherfucker I will break your arm!" Cardin angrily growled as he looked at him.

"Well, jokes on you, I'm ambidextrous." The blonde pointed out, smiling brightly.

Dove growls, holding a fist up, "I'll bust your teeth in!"

"I got a really good dentist. Laughing gas is my drug of choice, besides, Bun-Bun here would love to see my giggling face." Naruto stated whilst pointing a thumb at his girlfriend, making her giggle. She knew damn well he was trying to keep from getting in trouble, because it would look bad for him to thrash these first years in public. "Then again, Bun-Bun, I keep eating too much sweets."

She blushes at that one, hiding her face a little bit with her hand, "Babe…"

"You know what, I bet if I spit in your face, you'd get froggy!" Sky pointed out, readying himself just in case that set the girl's boyfriend off. "Well?!"

"I keep napkins with me at all times. Sometimes I get these really bad nose bleeds out of the blue. So, yeah, spit away. Besides, I got a little dirt from my last little dance with a Wendigo Grimm. You see," Naruto pointed at his right cheek, indeed there was a dirt patch here. "I could use a spit shine…boy."

"Son of a bitch…" Sky growled, reaching back to gather strength before Cardin caught his hand. Shaking his head, at least he wasn't stupid enough to swing.

Russel was about to say something, until he looked right into Naruto's eyes. He stopped when he felt the coldness in his eyes. He looked at Cardin, who was still holding a confident smirk on his face. The team leader of team CRDL just scoffed.

"Saved by your boyfriend, Bun-Bun." He mocked her before nudging for his teammates to leave. As he followed them, he suddenly snatched one of hers and yanked a little hard. "Oh, dude, they are real!"

Velvet growled, pushing him away. However, she just saw Naruto sit there. His body was rigid. He took a very deep breath. She knew right then, and there, they had crossed a line even for him. He turned to her, his azure eyes had changed to fully crimson eyes with foxlike slits in them. He smiles at her, bringing hand to stroke her sore ear.

"Don't worry, my Bun-Bun, they aren't going to mess with you again." He stated before giving her a kiss and getting up. "Do me a favor, could you take out Team JNPR and RWBY? I don't want them to be around…if you catch my drift."

"Of course, I do, love. Please don't kill them, they're just a bunch of stupid blokes." She reasoned with him, and then he smiled.

"Oh no, I'm not going to kill them…I'm just going to make sure they know…" He said darkly before walking toward the door with her. "I love you, ya know."

"I love you too…don't do something too rash."

{That Night…}

Team CRDL was laying in their room, the night was young. Soon, the weekend would be upon them. An intense physical workout had them tuckered out. For some reason, Velvet had been leading the exercises. She had gone hard on them, of course she would though, couldn't she just take a joke?

Exhausted, Cardin was slowly closing his eyes when suddenly a hand reached smacked over his mouth. His team all cried in muffled surprise as well. His eyes looked over, seeing the blonde hair of Velvet's boyfriend from earlier. Naruto was it, but how did he get in here, and why?!

He slowly emerged from under the bed. He smiles sickly sweet at Cardin, wasn't his eyes blue? No, they were red right now, why were they red?! Slowly, Naruto brought himself closer toward Cardin. That devilishly sweet smile making the boy shake more out of fear.

"Listen…Teams JNPR and RWBY are out with my Bun-Bun right now. Your neighbors two doors down won't hear any of this. However, I just want to say that I've been putting this to some thought. I was just going to beat you all up, but no-no…that's not the proper lesson here." Naruto noted Cardin was going to try and say something, only for him to place a kunai to his throat. "Shh-shh…daddy's talking right now."

"Whamthmfumk?!" Cardin screamed whilst muffled as he shook, feeling the cold blade on his throat. Noting his team's rigidness in the bed they probably had a knife at their throat as well.

"Shh…" Naruto hushed him whilst stilling smiling brightly. "All my life I had people make fun of me, and I'm used to anything anyone can throw at me. Hell, I'd let you spit on me, and tug at my cheeks if it meant letting you have your fun. You're all just children, so simpleminded…so fucking weak."

"Weamk?!"

"Yes, little boy, weak." He confirmed, absolutely showing no sign of anger on his face. This with the fact that a knife was literally at Cardin's throat made him seemed hundreds of times more menacing then he would've if he had just busted them across the lunchroom. "You're like a newborn baby compared to me, let me give you a hint...not even Glynda-Fucking-Goodwitch fucks with me."

Cardin's eyes widened tremendously at that, he felt like wetting himself. Somehow, judging by how soaked he felt down there, he probably did. The rust-haired teen looked into the cold red eyes of Naruto, noting the blonde's clones were probably giving them all a similar talk. The older teen took a deep breath, looking right into the team lead's eyes.

"Starting tonight. Velvet Scarlatina is off limits, no one goes near her. If you get picked to be a sparring partner, you'll take your happy ass up on the stage and fight her. After that, there'll be no talking, you'll walk away. If I catch you so much as look in her direction otherwise…I'll stab one of your eyes out." Naruto warned, all the while maintain that smile on his face.

Cardin whimpers under the hold on his mouth, tears welling up in his eyes. "Mmmsowwy. Pleamdonkilmme!" He struggled to say, only for Naruto shake his head.

"Oh, there-there, little buddy. I'm not going to kill you. This is just having a very good understanding. You see, Velvet is the love my life. I never had that growing up, love, oh no…I lost my family whilst too young to even formulate what love was. So, I grew up cold…very cold to myself most of all. I value her above myself because she saved me from myself. She may not look it…but she beat me in fight. So, ask yourself this um…" Naruto removed his hand off the kid's mouth, "what's your name new blood?"

"C-C-Cardin…" The younger teen got out before having his mouth closed off again. "Mmph?!"

"Cardin, hmm, little bitty cardinal. Hey, that's a good nickname for you, Cardinal. Little birdy, don't you know that a rabbit can easily kill a bird? Imagine what a fox can do to all of you. So, unless you have a death wish…you'll stay away from Velvet Scarlatina, right?" He questioned the younger teen, already hearing the other muffled acknowledgements from his other teammates. "Because, let's just say this…hydrogen peroxide has a very good use of removing blood from bedsheets."

Cardin's eyes widened, nodding his head vigorously. The blonde closes his, opening them to reveal blue ones. "Oh, I'm glad we came to an understanding, Mr. Cardinal. Now, I'm going to exit the window you all leave cracked open for air circulation. Best learn to sleep sweaty, wouldn't want some…Wendigo Grimm getting here at night right?" He asked Cardin who shrilled under his hand as he looked at the window, seeing a tied-up Grimm growling right outside of it.

"Funny thing about Wendigo's, they have knifelike hands." Naruto stated before pulling the kunai away, and slinging it right into the head of the beast. It died instantly, making Cardin go still again from sheer panic. "Just…a little factoid."

Naruto made his clones disperse, they disappeared into little puffs of smoke as he pulled away from Cardin and co.

"Gentlemen, I bid you all adieu. Remember," Naruto made sure they all were looking at him.

"Don't Touch My Bun-Bun."

{A few days later.}

Naruto was walking out of the theater with Velvet. His arm was interlocked with hers as she leaned up against him. "I meant to ask you inside before the movie, but that little pash session we had was a little bit more intense than usual." She said whilst blushing a little bit.

"Hey, I wanted to make out, sue me." Naruto teased her before she stopped him, holding his hands on the middle of the sidewalk. "So, what did you say to Cardin…and why have you been acting so…"

"Possessive?"

"Yeah, I mean, I get that you're usually passionate in everything we do. However," she giggled a little bit. "That night you came into the room, you've never taken me like that before."

"Let's just say, I made them wet themselves. I may have gone a little far, but meh, screw 'em. Besides, I wanted to just show how much I loved you. I mean, Bun-Bun, you've changed my life for the better. I was at the limit with myself, and you saw the real me. I love you, and I want to spend the rest of my days with you after we get out of Beacon." Naruto told her before moving his hands up to her face.

"Call it a promise, because I don't have a ring to give you." He finished whilst pressing his forehead against hers, "but I was thinking Naruto Scarlatina doesn't have a bad ring to it."

She whimpers, but smiles a little bit, "I'm reckon you're on point. Are you saving up?"

"Of course," Naruto told her before kissing her lightly. "I know we've only been together nearly two years, but I know you're the one for me. So, let's both get out of Beacon before starting our true journey together hmm?"

"I love you, My Fox Prince."

"I love you too, Bun-Bun."

{End…?}

If this gets enough attention, I may do a part two. However, but let's just that this is meant to be a one-shot as part of RWV3N's and I's March Madness extravaganza. I said I had one wildcard pairing story, and I meant to do a Velvet one-shot in February…specifically for Valentine's Day. However, life happened, and well I'm starting to enjoy spring storms at home. By the way, if you're wondering if this has a full story idea…yes…because apparently, I have a hyperactive brain that can't keep focused on one thing. RWV3N is convinced I'm a robot, and I've been working at a factory long enough to think so.

Also, I like to imagine a silent rage Naruto just being someone who has a smile on his face that just says the most out of pocket things to you. It's all to goad you to try and swing, and you know subconsciously that if you do it's game on.

So, with this, this might be on top of my Naruby shot, plus my Winter and…*checks notes* Neo. Alright, well back to work. Hopefully, if everything goes according to plan, I'll have four short stories uploaded, along with Broken Moon, To be What You Must, and maybe Cook Is A Ninja.

Love ya guys, stay safe out there!

-Blazeraptor54.