Bugs was taking through to Wile E's kitchen, where he found Daffy sitting down at the small, circular dining table. Bugs sat down beside him, whilst Wile E remained standing.

"Where's Road Runner?" asked Bugs.

Wile E twitched nervously. "I am sure he'll show up soon."

"Oh who cares about Road Runner!" snapped Daffy. "We wanna see your new lover!"

Wile E sighed heavily and his nervous twitches started to become a little more violent. "He's…he's right behind ya," he squeaked.

Bugs and Daffy exchanged puzzled looks, and then turned their heads only to see Road Runner standing proud.

"What!" exclaimed Daffy.

Road Runner nodded. "That's right, I am Wile E's…girlfriend." He strode over to Wile E and the two of them lovingly embraced. You could see Wile E was a little awkward to the hug at first, but soon relaxed into it.

"Oh my god!" yelled Daffy, who was completely shocked and disgusted.

"Well, I'll be honest wit' ya guys. I didn't see this one coming," commented Bugs.

The duck shot up from his chair. "This is a joke isn't it!" raged Daffy. "You guys aren't really gay are you? You just think it's funny to play tricks on us!"

Road Runner lifted an eyebrow. "No Daffy, Wile E and I really are together, and we really are gay. So if you have a problem with that, then that's your problem, not ours." He put an arm around the coyote.

"Don't tell me what my problems are and aren't buddy!" scorned Daffy. "What you two have here is disgusting and I shall never approve!" With those words, the duck stormed out of the kitchen, down the hall and out of the bungalow, making sure he gave the front door a good ol' slam behind him.

Bugs shook his head, quite embarrassed by Daffy's ignorant reaction.

"That's exactly why I did not want Daffy to come!" whimpered Wile E, who was evidently hurt by the duck's scornful comments.

Bugs nodded. "Yeah…I just figured that out."

"You're cool though, aren't you Bugs?" asked Road Runner, with slight caution in his voice.

"Of course I am doc, I didn't expect it, but I am cool…and don't worry about Daff, you should never listen to what ducks say."

Road Runner relaxed and smiled. There was even a small grin on Wile E's face.

"But although unexpected," Bugs carried on. "This does answer a lot of questions. It now makes sense why Wile E was so scared on the phone."

Road Runner laughed a little. "Yeah, Wile E got himself in a right state over this…bless him." He rubbed his nose against Wile E's cheek, whilst the coyote blushed.

"And it also explains why you wanna call yourself Damian…am I right?"

Road Runner nodded. "I do feel that Damian is more me, now that I have realised I am gay."

Bugs paused and raised an eyebrow. "Wait…who does that small Toyota belong to outside?"

Road Runner and Wile E looked at each other. The coyote let out a small pathetic sigh and then slowly nodded, "Go on, tell him."

Road Runner spoke, "It's an engagement present I gave to Wile E."

Bug's jaw dropped. "You guys are getting married?"

The couple nodded.

"Well…Congratulations."

The couple smiled and kissed.

"Better not tell Daff," commented Bugs.

Road Runner laughed, but Wile E was not so amused. "Actually…on that note Bugs, we'd appreciate if you didn't tell anyone…about us…not yet…and for god's sake try and stop Daffy from telling everyone!," exclaimed Wile E.

The coyote was trying desperately to be tough, but tears kept welling up in his eyes. Road Runner kept kissing him and wiping them away, whilst Bugs could not help but turn his head during their moments of affection. Although he did not have a problem with homosexuality, it was just not really his kind of scene.

Once they had finished their intimacy, the bunny spoke again. "Hey…it's not up to me, nor is it up to Daffy, when you guys wanna share with this information with everyone else. Don't worry; I'll make sure Daffy keeps his mouth shut"

Wile E half smiled "Thank you, Bugs." His voice was still trembling. It was all too much to take in over such a short space of time.

Bugs nodded and with those words he left his chair. "Better go find Daff, and knock some sense into that idiot."

"Ha, make sure you knock him hard," exclaimed Road Runner.

Bugs smirked and then left the room.

"You see Damian, if only everyone were like Bugs, coming out would be so much easier," whimpered Wile E.

"Maybe so." Damian chuckled, "But there would be baby bunnies born every minute knowing his reputation.

Wile E gasped and gave his partner a playful slap. "Behave yourself."