"Why on earth did you not tell me you had a girlfriend you idiot! We spent the whole night together!" yelled Coco at the top of her voice.

Bugs was trying to calm things down, as people started to stop and stare in the bar. He was getting quite embarrassed, but then again it could be argued that he had it coming to him.

"I can't believe I'm hearing this!" exclaimed Lola. "Why did you not tell me about this woman? Did you even think to mention you already had a girl when you were on top of her?"

Bugs choked on his whiskey at that comment. He responded in between coughs and splutters. "Can we all…just…calm down. Please…give me the chance…to explain."

Both of the girls looked at each other and folded their arms. "You sure as hell better explain!" snapped Coco, returning her attention back on Bugs.

"And it better be good!" added Lola.

The truth was, Bugs did not have an excuse for what he did. Although he was trying desperately to weave some excuse together on the spot, the girls were not buying it. Coco slowly approached him on the stool, tilted his head and WHAM…gave him a huge slap across the face.

"You deserved that you arrogant asshole!" spat Coco. "Pray to God that you never see me again or I might just kill you!" With those words she stormed out of the bar making sure the door made a huge slam behind her.

Bugs' cheek was throbbing. "Geez she's got a hand like a whale's fin!"

Lola still remained just staring at her boyfriend with her arms folded. Bugs looked up at her, "I'm sorry! Geez Lola, what else do you want me to say?"

There was a short silence between them as they looked into each other's eyes. "Bugs?" responded Lola eventually.

"Yes?"

"Go fuck yourself." After those words, she paced out of the bar area.

"Hmph," grunted the barman. "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn." He then chuckled to himself. Bugs shot him a disapproving look, which triggered the barman to stop his laughter immediately.

Absolute silence lay between Wile E and Road Runner. Quite coincidently, they too had just had a huge argument. Wile E was jealous of Road Runner and Lola spending so much time together and of course Road Runner was denying it all. They were a couple that tried to make everything look all happy and dandy on the outside, but truly they were falling apart. They were both actors and most of the time they were convincing at the 'happy' couple stuff. It was Wile E's initial idea to get married, it was his desperate attempt to try and bring him and Road Runner closer together, but in fact ever since the engagement, things had just been getting worse. Wile E became more jealous and Road Runner more controlling.

Since their argument, they had avoided each other around the house. Wile E was in the lounge sprawled out on the sofa with his drawing pad, trying to sketch anything he could to get his mind off things. Road Runner, however, was pacing around in the kitchen thinking things through. Wile E listened to his partner's footsteps padding on the kitchen's marble floor. For some reason, it made him sleepy and his eyes began to slowly close and his thoughts became random.

He had been drawing a desert landscape and now suddenly that landscape had come to life. He saw himself and Road Runner standing a few metres apart by a cactus, they were just looking at each other blankly without saying a word. A few seconds past and some tumble weed blew in between them. From then on, his mind went all over the place and his thoughts had truly become very random, for now Wile E was properly asleep.

"Wile E," called Road Runner from the kitchen. "Wile E?" The bird entered the sitting room to see his partner fast asleep on the sofa. There was a loud knock at the door, but Wile E did not stir in the slightest, so Road Runner left him be and went to answer the door.

Wile E woke up slowly and rubbed his eyes. He lazily got himself up and looked around, Road Runner was no longer in the kitchen and all was quiet. The coyote looked up at the clock realising he had been gone for a couple of hours. He let out a big yawn; he hated having naps in the day as it made him feel so sluggish.

His ears twitched, he thought he heard something – he thought he heard voices. He looked around once more, but saw nothing and yet again everything was still and silent. He shook his head and decided it was his tired mind playing tricks on him. He slowly got up to standing and plodded into the kitchen to make a coffee. His ears twitched, there was the noise again. This time it was louder, it was definitely voices coming from upstairs; Wile E knew he was not imagining things this time.

He lifted an eyebrow and scratched his head, he had not properly woken up yet, he was confused over what was going on. He dragged himself out of the kitchen, down the hallway and slumbered up the stairs, the voices were getting louder and clearer. Once he reached the landing, he heard the blasting water of the shower and realised the voices were coming from the washroom. The door was slightly ajar and Wile E naughtily had a peak in.

He gasped, he could not believe what he was seeing. It was like a whole tonne of bricks came crashing down on him or a massive knife cutting through his heart. In the shower was Road Runner and Lola hugging, kissing and caressing each other. He wanted to scream, he wanted to cry. Although he had been betrayed before by the pair of them, this time it seemed worse, much worse.

There was a knock at the door, but the couple in the shower did not hear it, they were too busy with each other. Wile E's jaw grinded and his fists clenched, they were not going to get away with this, not anymore. He ran down stairs and flung the door open and a small evil grin appeared on his face when he saw Bugs standing at his doorstep. "Ahhh Bugs! How lovely to see you!" he chirped.

"Hey Wile E, do you know where Lola is at? I really need to talk to her," the bunny asked.

Wile E chuckled. "Oh I know where she is!" With those words the coyote grabbed Bugs by the arm and yanked him inside.

"Wile E! What are you doing?"

"Shhh!" said Wile E putting a finger to Bugs' lips. "Just be quiet and follow me."

Bugs raised an eyebrow, but did as he was told. He followed Wile E up the stairs and onto the landing. He became even more confused when the coyote stopped in front of the washroom door. "Wile E, what is going on?" he asked.

The coyote nodded his head at the door. "Go in."

"I'm not going in there when someone's having a shower!" protested Bugs.

Wile E rolled his eyes. "Oh for God's sake!" He pushed Bugs into the washroom.

Road Runner and Lola were startled. Lola let out a little scream in fright. When the couple saw Bugs, horror hit their faces and they froze with the shower water still pouring onto them.

Bugs was equally in horror at what he saw. "What the…?"

Wile E casually strode into the room. "And just to let you know Bugs, this isn't the first time they've been at it, it's the….fourth, no fifth time? To be honest, I've lost count."

Road Runner darted a cold look at Wile E, but the coyote just smiled back. "Bugs.," said the bird calmly. "Don't listen to Wile E…it's not what it looks like."

"Not what it looks like!" exclaimed Bugs. "Then, what the hell is it, doc? I thought we were friends Road Runner, I thought I could trust you!"

Lola rolled her eyes. "Oh give off Bugs, you've done ten times worse!"

Bugs jabbed a finger at Lola. "You! You Missy can shut up!"

Road Runner put his hands in the air. "Please, can we all just remain calm!"

The shouting match continued for quite awhile in the washroom, despite Road Runner's efforts to keep the peace. No-one had noticed that Wile E had left the room. The coyote had made his way to the basement where all his TNT and various other explosives were. They were not the crappy explosives he used when filming at WB studios, that stuff could not even kill a mouse. This was the real stuff, the highly dangerous stuff.

The coyote cackled. "Oh, why can't people understand, you should never upset a coyote."