"Ok Bugs, it is true that Lola and I have been having an affair over the past few months. But when she found out about Wile E and I, she was so supportive and understanding," confessed Road Runner.
Bugs was infuriated. "Oh and for that reason, you just go ahead and shag her...you're supposed to be gay aren't you?"
"Bugs!" snapped Lola.
"People can be attracted to both genders you know!" declared the bird.
"Oh right yeah sorry, you're bisexual. Pah! Coz, of course, that's a genuine sexuality," responded Bugs in a very sarcastic manner. The bird and female bunny gasped in shock at that comment.
"You see the thing is," continued Bugs, "I don't believe you have a sexuality doc, I think you just shag anything that moves. What you have with both Lola and Wile E means nothing…you wouldn't know love if it was standing right in front of you."
"Oh, and I suppose you know exactly what love is don't you Bugs?" spat Lola sarcastically.
Bugs was about to respond, but was interrupted by Wile E skipping into the room. "Hello, how are we all doing?" he bellowed. The three toons looked at the coyote as if he had gone mad. "Bugs, I want you to come with me."
Bugs stared at the coyote. "And leave these two alone? Ha, I don't think so, doc!"
"Oh come on, Bugs," replied Wile E. "They've done enough damage already, haven't they?"
Road Runner sighed. "Wile E! What are you up to?" he asked firmly.
"Nothing my dear, I just want a chat with my good friend, Bugs."
"Actually you know what Wile E," chimed Bugs. "I think I will leave these two alone, they can do whatever the hell they want. I don't care anymore."
"Fabulous!" chirped the coyote.
Bugs strode out of the room, as if nothing had bothered him (it was all an act of course). Wile E smiled at the couple and winked at Road Runner, he then left the room to join Bugs. The bird lifted an eyebrow, he knew Wile E was up to something, but he didn't know what.
"Let's get of here Wile E!" demanded Bugs.
"Oh, don't worry we are," casually responded Wile E.
The two toons left the house together and walked quickly down the road. Wile E kept looking at his watch.
Back at the house, Road Runner and Lola were drying themselves off from the shower. They had not spoken a word since Bugs and Wile E left. Lola stood in front of the mirror for awhile just staring at herself. Road Runner looked over at her and sighed, "We screwed up…big time."
"Hmph! Bugs deserved it, he cheated on me only very recently!" replied Lola.
"Yes but, I'm assuming that was only the once…us animals have been at it for awhile…and we've been constantly lying to everyone around us!"
Lola looked a little ashamed at herself after those words; she awkwardly rubbed her hands together. Deep down, she knew the bird was right.
"If only..," continued Road Runner. "If only, you hadn't seduced me that drunken night in Las Vegas."
Lola frowned and sharply turned her head. "Seduced you? So you're blaming everything on me now, are you?"
"Oh gosh! I didn't mean it like that…I'm sorry Lola, I shouldn't have said that."
Lola was about to reply, but paused. She sniffed the air, "Do you smell that?"
The bird looked confused. "Smell what?"
"It smells like burning."
Wile E and Bugs were still walking around town, going anywhere they could and getting as far away as possible from the house. The coyote looked at his watch, "One minute," he said.
Bugs looked puzzled, "What?"
Wile E smiled. "Don't worry."
Road Runner sniffed the air. "Yes, I can smell it."
"Well…where is it coming from?" asked Lola.
The bird marched out of the washroom and onto the landing. He was trying to follow the aroma, it was getting stronger already. Lola joined him and noticed fumes outside the landing's window. "Look!" she blurted out, whilst pointing at the fumes.
The pair of them rushed over to the window and looked out into the back garden.
Wile E once again looked at his watch. "20 seconds."
"What are you on about, doc?"
"Oh my god!" yelled Road Runner as he noticed the barrel of TNT neatly placed by the house. Its fuse was lit and decreasing fast, it was now extremely short.
Lola had noticed it too. "We've gotta get out of her!" she screamed.
"10, 9, 8…" counted Wile E quite calmly.
"Doc! What is all of this? You're starting to piss me off!" exclaimed Bugs.
Road Runner grabbed Lola's hand and together they raced down the stairs and out of the front door. The bird could have easily pegged it down the road to gain a safe distance, but he just couldn't leave Lola behind. Instead, he kept to Lola's pace which although was fast, it wasn't fast enough.
"3, 2, 1, BOOM!"
The house exploded. Lola and Road Runner went flying. A volcano of flames shot up into the air piercing the clear blue sky and sent an array of shattered pieces of the house all over the place. The toons landed violently on the hard, gravel floor covered in blood. The neighbours started emerging from their houses screaming and shouting.
"Someone call the police!"
"Someone call an ambulance!"
The explosion was heard faintly in the town. "What was that?" questioned Bugs. "You knew that was going to happen…you timed it perfectly." People in the town had stopped in their tracks and started to talk. There was a sea of concerned and worried faces.
Wile E shrugged. "I only blew up the house."
Bugs glared at him. "You what?"
"I blew up the house, Damian and Lola deserved it didn't they?"
Bugs was at the brink of screaming. "You mean to say that you blew up the house with Lola and Road Runner still in it?"
Wile E nodded. "They should be dead now."
Bugs cautiously backed away from the coyote. "You're a psycho!"
"But a lovely one," smiled the coyote.
After those words, Bugs ran. He needed to get back to the house to see if there was any chance that his fellow toons could still be alive.
Wile E watched him leave, shrugged and began to walk in the opposite direction.