Chapter 2: Whats Yaoi? And why the hell does it have to be water!

Octobers pov~

I grabbed my backpack from the wall we discarded them to. I saw out of the corner of my eye what seemed to be the leaders of the groups. Before I got to my room I turned around and called Kusibi. Kusibi came running up the stairs. "I need you to help me with my algebra homework." He thought about it for a second and looked at me devilishly. I sighed before staring at him"what do you want?" his smile grew "Mangas, Naruto mangas" "fine, just help me" we walked to my room.

~time skip till after homework~

We both walked down the stairs. What we came to find was a total disaster. I saw Teresa and Michiru fighting over something one of them said. Kaname sleeping on the sofa, controller in her hand. Nice to know someone can sleep with all this noise. Savanna was looking out the window for who knows what reason. The wolves at least were quiet…sort of. Blondie was beating up loli. Piercings and sky growling at them to stop. Bitey and stitches were growling at each other. All the other wolves either laying on the floor sleeping or watching the house become ruined. My vision sharpened as I barked out "STOP IT EVERY ONE OF YOU!" they dropped every thing they were doing and looked in my direction. Kaname fell off the couch she was sleeping on but, quickly stood up with a chibi in her hand. "What, what happened? Is someone trying to break in?" michiru faced me and said "oi, October, your eyes are red…again." So that explains why my vision sharpened. "Ok," I said making my voice calm but threatening enough. "Start cleaning up or else" I added a dramatic effect of popping my knuckles. They grumbled but got the work done. All the wolves were watching every move I made as if I was gonna turn into a demon or something. I sighed, great time to become a motherly figure now. "Michiru, did you finish your homework?" I yelled sitting on the sofa, she replied "yuppers I did it on the way overs!" She happily skipped over to where I was sitting and handed her math work over to me. I quickly examined it handed back to her and she skipped off probably to be like tobi or something. That reminded me "OI, stupidos get you butts over here, akatsuki meeting!" I yelled out making sure every one could here. Damn I have to get ready to; I looked across the room to the storage closet. I grumbled to myself "I knew there was a good use to that thing" I saw that some, mostly all of the wolves froze as I said the word akatsuki. This day is getting weirder and weirder.

Wolves povs~

All of the akatsuki froze when hearing their group name being yelled through out the house. All of them continued to stare at the girl. Millions of thing running in there head. How does she know them? Was she a spy? Friend or foe? Pein spoke up "ok every one like I said before, we keep an eye on her I want two members to fallow her and her comrades. Understood."It sounded more like a command than an order. Taka's leader as long as teams sevens looked toward their own groups saying "this goes along for all of you"pein looked towards both leaders, as if he was saying meeting now bring your team mates as well. Akatsuki members made a line going across as if an army ready to strike, taka and team seven fallowing suit. There leaders in front next to each others as generals. Pein being the leader was well the leader of the whole operation. He spoke in a clear, commanding voice "ok were splitting you all up into teams akatsuki," they straitened up at this "you will stay with your current teammate as for the others"he looked toward taka and team seven. "Consult your leader for any questions on who you're paired with. We will start pairing all of you up to a specific person when you have been placed with a partner. Dismissed!"

Team seven~

"Ok~ so who wants to be with who?"kakashi asked his team, sakura quickly returned his question. "Ne, I want to be with sasuke-kun~" kakashi ignoring everything quickly ignored her answer and said "ok sasuke and naruto your teams and sakura your with me."All of team seven looked as if their sensei had gone mad, and Sakura well she was about to die. All of them after recovering from shock went to meet up with pein.

Team taka (team taco XD)~

Sasuke was grumbling about having to work with the other teams. Especially the akatsuki, seeing as how he couldn't kill his brother in this form. "Karin you're with Jugo, so suigetsu you're with me. Do as I say or you'll find your self as my next target." he said and met up with the two teams.

All groups rounded up~

"Now that all of us are with a designated partner I suggest we choose a person to watch over. Leaders of the other groups will choose after the akatsuki goes first" Pein said to all the use-to-be-ninjas wolves. Pein and the two other groups looked toward the akatsuki after announcing "I would like if you kakashi and your partner would like to help lead along with me." All nodded their head in approval as did Pein."Ok now then, say the person you want to be assigned to when I call on one of you. Deidara, Sasori who do you want to be assigned to?" Sasori cleared his voice, and clearly spoke. "The girl named Kaname, Sir." Pein nodded his head and moved on. "Hidan, Kakuzu?" Hidan stepped up and said "that Bitch named Savanna" you could have seen his eye twitch if you were looking closely. He regained his composure. "Kisame, Itachi?" Kisame spoke "well that October girl looks interesting." (AN: Orochimaru? =0.0=) he then looked toward team 7's boys after approving with a nod. "And you two?"Naruto flinched a little from the commanding voice of Pein. Younger Sasuke spoke up "Teresa" he nodded and moved on to team taka. He looked straight into the cold emotionless eyes of their leader, Sasuke. "And you?" sasuke spoke up"first. I and Suigetsu will take the last person, the girl named Michiru.2cd. Karin and Jugo, assuming you know them will be with the one named Kusibi" pein glared but simply nodded and said "ok now go and report back to me or any of the leaders if anything comes up."

October's POV~

I lazily got up from the couch and headed toward the storage closet. Opening the door I turned the light on. The two racks of clothes laired with dust, I made my way over to the far right picking up a pile of clothes and set them back down after getting what I needed. I shook the black with red clouds coat off ridding it of anything in or on it. I put it on deciding to leave it open and made my way toward the dining room. I looked down at Midnight seeing him taking his nap. I then faced my attention toward the other wolves, they had split up. I then began thinking 'why am I taking care of them? I don't mind I have more company but there just animals not people. Why can't it be like in one of those fan fictions that I and Michiru are always reading aloud? Speaking of michiru.' Michiru quickly came rushing through the open space that was coming from the hallway. Teresa, Savanna, Jocelyn, Kaname and Kusibi fallowing all dressed in akatsuki cloaks fallowing. They all seated around the table and we had started the 'meeting'. "We need to speak about those wolves. Speaking of them, were the hell are they at anyway?" I asked Michiru looked toward the entrance to the living room and they all came in and went separate ways standing in pairs by a certain person. We looked down at them as soon as Midnight started growling. Kaname had gotten Sasori and Blondie. Michiru had gotten Shadow and Sharky the second. Savanna had gotten Bitey and Stitches. Kusibi got Rose and Jello. Teresa had gotten shadow the Shadow the second and Fredrick. Jocelyn had gotten Zetsu and Lollipop. I looked to see Midnight on all fours glaring to death Nightmare and Sharky. The rest were under the table watching everyone. I shook the odd feeling of something or someone watching us. "Ok then, we need to find out what's happening with (random name time) Jared aka Orochimaru." Kaname groaned depressingly. The roomed tensed for a moment before I continued. "kaname I know you hate him but still we had a bet. Just give him back his manga." Kaname growled "yeah but he's just gonna lose it or set it on fire. Besides it's the first one where we get a hint of sasunaru!" she added a dramatic effect by making the chair fallback palms on the table. I did the same "I don't care Kaname we had a deal do I make myself clear. And im having a real hard time trying to not to run over there and hurt you!" the tension came again making the air around us 10 pounds heavier. We had failed to notice Michiru come skipping in with 7 glasses and 18 bowls of Fruit punch, what she failed to notice was Kanames tipped over chair. She tripped over it sending everything she was holding flying landing all over us and the wolves. There was a lot of poofing sounds and we all retreated to the kitchen coughing and gasping for air. I looked back seeing 18 blurry figures of people I immediately yelled out "quick grab a weapon! And FAST!" I then noticed Michiru was missing "shit where's Michiru-"I heard a scream coming from the almost-cleared smoke I grabbed a knife and waited for the smoke to clear the rest of the way. What we saw next sent us into shock. Michiru was being held by one of the naruto characters to be specific Sasuke, except he looked the same just without a shirt and wolf ears? Michiru had a nosebleed thanks to having one of her dreams fulfilled. "Che, Michiru well get you out on a minute just hang on." I held my knife up defensively I turned my head slightly to see the rest of my friends gone I turned back to the rest of them there they were struggling to get free. All the boys thank god had shorts on as for the girls they were in a shirt and shorts along with the wolf ears. 'Well at least it isn't like those other fanfics' Midnight then whimpered he was being held by none other than tobi and Deidara. "Let them go." I said my vision got sharper signaling they had turned red. 'Thank you Kishimoto for f'ing my life up even more.' Pein stepped forward and spoke "Incase you haven't noticed little girl your surrounded. I suggest if you want to make it out alive along with your friends drop the weapon." His eyes looking into mine I replied with a smirk "not a chance" I took off into the living room they dropped my now unconscious friends to the floor and chased after me. I flew up the stairs weaving through hallways and I ended up in my room quickly turning and locking the door and got a shotgun from my closet I put my knife on my dresser there was a thump at my door I quickly opened the doors to the balcony and looked for an escape route incase I needed it. There was a loud thump again 'damn if they hit it one more time-'the door crashed open and they all created a pile up. 'This is a sight worth seeing if I wasn't running from them.' I pulled out a katana from my dresser ready to strike at any moment, they recovered quickly. All of them ready to strike as well, Pein spoke again "we don't want a fight if necessary we will." I thought about what my choices were, lower my weapon and possibly make a truce with them or end up getting killed by a bunch of maniacs the might go after my friends. I lowered my weapon but still ready to attack if needed. "We want to make a truce, we will co-operate with you and your friends we ask you let us stay here with you till we can get back to our land." He spoke stepping forward. I thought about for a second and I spoke "deal but there will be some rules. Along with other stuff." He nodded in improvement and turned back to the mob of people. I had to bite my bottom lip to keep from laughing as there tails swished from side to side.

'That was too easy' I thought 'makes me wanna play Black ops now.' All of us came down stairs Kusibi was barley waking up the rest were rubbing their necks. "OWWWWIE!" Michiru yelled I laughed. "So I guess it doesn't always have to be water its FRUIT PUNCH!" Kusibi spoke up "Why water? Why not Fruit punch?" they were on there feet now and heading toward the living room were numerous amounts of blood came from there noses. I suddenly remembered the guys had no shirts and some how WOLF EARS! "So I thought when they turn back there not suppose to have anything on? What's the deal with the wolf ears anyway?" kaname asked I shrugged. "Let's just be happy they have something" I said flopping down on the couch. 'Click, Click, Click' went the remote as I flipped through the channels "Ne there's nothing good on" I said throwing the remote down. They were all exploring the living room. Michiru then started laughing as I turned my stereo on. "Hm?" I said looking into the kitchen to see Michiru pulling on to black wolf ears of none other than, Tobi. What was even more disturbing was his tail was swishing from side to side and he was…purring? I couldn't help but laugh at the scene displaying in front of me. "Interesting," I said turning into the hallway. "Every thing is so quiet it too quiet" then I heard glass breaking quickly rushing toward the kitchen were Suigetsu was standing over a "Tea cup?" I growled 'damn I just bought that one to.' "Ok every one into the f-ing living room!" I yelled through out the whole house.

~a few minutes later~

All of them were either squashed up on the 2 sofas I had or sitting on the floor. I tried my best not to take a picture of this. 'Gawd they look HAWT!1' 'oh god not you again. What now Rin?' 'Nothing just staring at the what seems to be all 17 year old boys' 'yeah I'm gonna ignore for as long as I can' 'N000ooo.' "Che, anyway I guess we should introduce ourselves then eh?" I said looking towards my friends standing on the right side of me. They nodded their head vigorously and Michiru stepped forward. She inhaled a gigantic breath and spoke "HI, MY NAME IS MICHIRU, TAMIKA. IM HYPER 24/7 SO CHA! I WRITE FANDOM ABOUT RANDOM THING IN MY HEAD. ! ANY QUESTIONS?" I could have sworn I went deaf for a minute or two. Both Sasukes looked like ghost when she said the last few words. Tobi raised his hand. "Tobi has a question for Michiru-sama" she ran up to him smiling like crazy "YES TOBI?" "Will you and your friends be Tobi's best friend?" she grabbed him in what we called her 'hug of dooms no jutsu' "YES LITTLE TOBI WE WILL BE YOUR FRIEND! NOW LET'S GO AND WATCH MY FRIENDS EXPLAIN THEMSELVES TO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! She and him were at the front of us both of them holding hands? 'OK..' Kusibi stepped up now he took a breathe and spoke calmly "Kusibi, Takamaru at your services. Straight A student and have the weirdest friends in the world." He did the Might Gai pose. I shuddered at this and he sat down next to Karin? Savanna stepped up 'oh god' "Savanna, Guerrero here motherf******. Straight F student and f****** student any mother****** questions?" Hidan raised his hand and asked "wanna go out B****" "Hell yeah!" she went over to him and sat next to him on the floor. Teresa stepped up now "Teresa Hernandez, A's and B's student and that's all I have so yeaaah." she sat down on the right of Suigetsu. 'That went well' Jocelyn went now then it was Kaname and I go last. "Jocelyn I don't want to say my last name for it reminds me of certain events that have taken place over my life. I only like a specific kind of music and can sing like an angel. I don't want to disclose and personal information other than I have these attacks every so often where my dog over by the door warns me to take these special type of pills. Yeah that's all I have to say." She sat down over by the door with Clayton. Kaname stood up from were she was sitting next to me and said "Kaname is my name playing is my game. Naw just kidding but im Kaname I don't feel like telling my entire full name so just call me that. And no im not a stupid Hyuuga I just have abnormal colored eyes. If you ever compare me to a Hyuuga you will regret it." She sat back down I just smirked and finally said mine "October is my name I don't use my last name due to my past. I have no family and I own everything you see. I only tell those who I cherish what happen to me and don't go asking any of my friends what happened because they tell me everything people ask them. As for when I get angry I can't really explain my eyes turning red other than I had it from birth. As for the rules 1: no sacrificing in this house. 2: were going shopping because people will recognize you. 3: you can go anywhere in this house but my room or my parents room 4:no killing anyone for revenge i have enough of that already 4:absolutely and i mean ABSOLUTELY no explosions. If I have to ill add more later now come on me and my friends will show you to your bedrooms assuming you want one if not your sleeping on the couch." I walked up the stairs, all of us divided into groups of 3. 'I forgot why do I have about 25 extra bedrooms not used? Oh yeah that's right my parents were crazy lunatics wanting 26 children joy! "OK choose a bedroom and here's a sharpie go write your name on your door." I said handing everyone sharpies "don't sniff them" Tobi quickly put the lid back on.

~after everyone has a room~

We were all seated in the kitchen Kaname, Michiru and Kusibi were all huddled round my laptop. "I swear to god if you're looking or reading anything having to do with Yaoi I will personally block all mature content on there." They instantly clicked out of several things when I finished that. I couldn't help but chuckle I swear there like my little brother and sisters to me. I sighed and then I noticed Jocelyn taking one of her pills and going upstairs. i looked at the clock 5:07 pm. i better start dinner but im to lazy maybe i'll just order pizza. lets see 18, 19...25 people i might just get 10 pizza's i got my cell phone with the Akatsuki cellphone charm attached to it, it got there attention immediately. Ignoring the stares of cunfusion I called Pizza Hut "yes i would like to place an order for 10 pizzas...5 pepperoni and 5 hamburger and that's all" there was some talking on the other line and i said ok and hung up. Michiru looked at me expecting a time "2 hours tops" she nodded and went back to searching for something. "ok what the hell are they looking up on there?" i saw all of there faces go red hinting something perverted. i quickly stole the laptop from them and stared at the picture in front of me. was that blood coming from my nose? i took in a huge breathe and stare at them they all hid behind the closet person to them who was none other than Tobi. i yelled at them the highest i could yell "WHAT THE HELL HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT LOOKING AT MADAITA!" They fell to the floor laughing i closed the link on Deviantart and went to fanfiction. (a/n: that sounds familiar.) then i heard the most horrible thing you could hear on earth for the topic, Tobi asked "October-chan whats yaoi?" i swear i fell unconscious because i found my self on the couch when i woke up. i opened my eyes to meet Kakashi staring at me, my fist made its way to his nose and i sat up. He was on the floor holding his nose his team around him. i smiled and said "Sorry kakashi it's just a problem i have with people staring at me when i wake up" I heard the doorbell ring and i grabbed my wallet from under the sofa i heard Kakuzu mutter something along the line of 'so that's were it was' i opened the door to find the boy from my school named Chris holding the pizza i handed him the money and he gave the pizzas he smiled and i waved goodbyeto him. i closed the door after i gave him 15 dollars for tip. i set the pizza down on the kitchen table and everybody came rushing in and sat down plates and cups ready ro be used. i went to the storage and got 3 two litters of Pepsi i set them down and we started eating after i served everyone there slices.

~after dinner~

Me and the wolves were all gathered in the TV room all of us on the floor laying down or on the couches all of my freinds left after dinner thanking me. 'this day turned out good so far kinda unusual though you would have thought they would have turned back into-' there was a poofing sound and when the smoke cleared there was 18 wolves staring at me. I laughed they howled ' oh yeah definitely a good day. I'll worry about who goes to school tomorrow watched the rest of Kill Bill and i opened the doors to there rooms letting them enter and jump on there beds. after saying goodnight to all of them i went to my room and locked the door opening the balcony doors i collapsed on my bed and instinly fell asleep.

AC789: AHHH IM SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING FOR ABOUT 2 MONTHS i have just been reading some other fanfictions. so if you will forgive my exscuses will you still have the hart to review. ok i know i made a few minor grammer mistakes here and there so don't bother pointing them out if you do please send them in a PM and not a review please!~ ok im gonna exspand on the yaoi part in later aka next chapter and tel in a review who should go to school! :D lol madaita id my freinds fav paring as for mine well you can just ask me ;D ok so YAY spring break ill update this friday or thursday dependin if i get enough reviews so review and i dont own anything but mu OC'S sort of i mea i just asked my freinds what they want to be in my story so cha btw jacob if ur reading this awsome story lol best twilight paring ever XD. HMMM i wonder whats gonna happen with Hidan and Savanna tell in a review as for the others hmm will love blossom oe will hate break out? will 3-4 people review for a early chapter? will i ever own naruto? Will anyone pray for Japan and its people? also the reason for not updating is because of writers block wich i finally got rid of the other 3 versions of this. 2:became a guitar hero addict my name is AKATSUKI4EVER in case any one plays gh warriors of rockok im gonna stop typing due to it being 3:17 am PLEASE REVIEW AND WATCH JACEY62'S VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE ITS HALARIOUS.