Byakuya and Senbonzakura
LEAVES OF GRASS
"I still think you should save her," said Senbonzakura. Her nose wiggled in bendy disapproval.
"I made a promise," said Byakuya stonily.
The tapir sniffed, though the effect was somewhat impaired by the fact that she had just plunged her proboscis into a heap of leaves.
"Suit yourself," she said in a muffled voice. "Just don't come running to me when it all goes pear-shaped."
"You know nothing of honour."
Senbonzakura shrugged, which was odd to see in a creature that didn't actually have shoulders.
"You can't eat it, can you?" she said. "At least a sister you can mate with. Where are you going?"
"I was hoping for a yuki-onna," said Byakuya bitterly.