First off, sorry for the delay. I can be a very slow writer sometimes! To make of for it, Kuro and Fai are gonna have a very long Christmas chapter. So long, that it is being split into two parts! Oh, how fun! Enjoy!

Part Twelve – A Sexy KuroFai Christmas - Kuro POV

We used the last of my money on a taxi cab to go back to the hotel with my "groceries" and Fai's suitcase. The taxi cab driver was not only generous with the price, but he also took our little story just fine. I had a couple of dollars left over and the man didn't seem to suspect a thing. Then again, it isn't often you'd get a couple of men in a taxi pretending not to know each other. I had to hand it to Fai for his acting skills though. He might have had me convinced, had I not known he was still the same idiot who had come back to me last night. Well, technically I had went to get him, but whatever.

I exhaled and flopped onto the bed when we got into the hotel room. I was going to let Fai go first with the surprises since he had begged and begged on our way up to our room.

He took his suitcase into the bathroom for some reason as I took the food out of its containers and turned on the stove and the oven so that it would all be warm by the time we have finished exchanging gifts.

"Oh, Kuro-puuuu~!" I heard from behind. The sight before me when I turned around nearly took my breath away.

There was Fai, standing in the doorway to the bathroom, wearing just about the sluttiest thing I had ever seen. He was wearing boots, but his legs were bare up to his mid thigh where he was wearing some sort of furry, white and red mini-skirt. He was shirtless, but he did have some furry wrist cuffs, one red and one white, and a white collar, also furry. And to top it all off, Fai had on a Santa hat.

"Holy shit..." was all I could say to his new appearance. He was wearing... almost nothing! And it was turning me on.

He catwalked toward me, holding two wrapped gifts by their ribbons as I leaned back against the kitchen counter and watched. Fai leaned against me with his hands behind his back and I placed my hand on the soft fur on his butt. He was grinning from ear to ear.

"What the hell are you doing in a skirt, idiot?" I asked him, smirking and rubbing his butt.

"What are you doing using that kind of language with Santa?" Fai asked back, his voice lustful and his eyes half-lidded.

"What the hell are you doing in a skirt?" I repeated. Then a thought occurred to me. "What are you wearing underneath of that?"

"A thong," he said simply.

If I wasn't turned on before, now I definitely was.

"Come over here, little boy," Fai told me, backing away from me and catwalking to the bed. He sat down and crossed one leg over the other, looking at me, drawing me forward with his seductive gaze.

Before I reached him, he tossed me a present.

"Open it," he commanded.

I ripped off the wrapping, shaking my head and laughing a little to myself. I threw the paper on the floor and opened the rectangular box.

"Is this... one of those?" I asked him, pointing at what he was wearing.

"Go change,"

Fai nodded toward the bathroom door. I decided I would go along with whatever the moron had planned.

When I took a closer look at the box, I discovered that this was, I suppose one might say, the "masculine" version of what Fai had decided to put on. It came with a Santa hat, the same furry collar, a Santa belt, some gloves, a thong, and some tight, spandex pants that were a little too short to be called pants but not short enough to be called shorts.

I put the stuff on and looked in the mirror. It wasn't easy to get on. The thong was a little too small for me and the pants were so tight that even the slightest erection would be visible. Hell, it didn't even matter. He'd be able to see everything. I would never wear this shit normally, but I considered it another Christmas gift to Fai.

I stepped out of the bathroom and put on my own black boots before walking over to the bed and sitting down next to Fai, who was purring at me.

"Mmmm... that's much better. Now, have you been a good boy this year?"

"Psshh, yeah,"

I had been good this year. But next thing I knew, Fai was tackling me to the bed.

"That is not what Santa wants to hear," Fai told me, straddling me and pinning me down by my shoulders.

"Well, what does he want to hear?"

"You know you've been a bad boy. I checked my list three times!" he breathed, lowering himself down further, but not laying on top of me.

"Fine,"

"Fine, what?"

"...I've been bad," I falsely admitted, deciding that I would play along and make the best of what Fai was putting me through.

"How bad have you been?"

"Very bad!"

"What have you done that was bad?"

"I didn't smack that fine ass of yours hard enough,"

I swung an arm up so that my hand would land on his rear end. He fell on top of me. I pushed him forward so that I could reach his lips. Fai kissed me eagerly, inserting his tongue into my mouth at the first opportunity. I could tell he felt like he had control. He was fighting me for dominance of the kiss. Neither of us had won by the time it was over.

"Mmmm, I liked that, Kuro-naughty," Fai said, licking his lips and raising himself from my body. I lifted up too and he sat down in my lap.

"You know, Santa, it's Christmas. The only gift I've received is this... tight costume."

"What if that's all I have for you?

"Then what was that other gift?"

Fai giggled as he retrieved it from beside him.

"This gift?"

"Yes, idiot, that gift," I said, reaching for the present, which Fai yanked out of my reach.

"Say please," he commanded.

"...please,"

"Please, what?"

"Please gift me the damn gift,"

"Lemme hear you beg," Fai told me, looking down at me. I didn't like being on the bottom at all.

"Tch... Gimme the present! Now!"

"Why should I?"

"Cause you got it for me, moron!"

"That's true… but I still haven't heard you beg…."

"Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, ple-!"

Fai stopped my fake begging with a quick kiss before he slammed the present into my chest.

"You're a terrible uke…." he mumbled, sitting up, crossing his arms, and pouting.

I paused unwrapping, putting the present aside, to tackle Fai down to the bed. Now I was on top and I was forcing my tongue against his. Not really forcing, he allowed it. I also ran my hand up and down his side, my thumb bumping into his nipple every time I passed over it until I stopped to squeeze his butt.

"Ahh,"

"If I were uke, you'd never get any of that again," I told him.

After he caught his breath, Fai wrapped his arms around my neck and pulled me back down, begging for more, which I gladly gave before he and I both sat up and I returned to unwrapping my gift.

Inside of the box there were three things.

"What's this?"

"Well, this…" Fai picked up the smallest of the things in the box. "...is a kit for your sword! To keep Ginryuu clean and shiny and sharp!"

"Huh. Ginryuu is getting a little dirty lately. Thanks."

"You're welcome!" He kissed me on the cheek. "Now, this one. I got this for when you go away to fight in the war after you join the military."

The second gift was a stationery set. The only people that I knew who had them were girls, but this wasn't the flowery, fancy kind. It was elegant, but somewhat masculine. The paper was a parchment colour with a header and footer line.

"And look! There's a new fun fact on every piece in the corner, since I know my man likes to be smart."

"Did you know that more than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a typical French kiss?" I read aloud, and Fai began to snicker.

"Would you like 40,000 parasites and 250 bacteria, my Kuro-sexy?"

That was one of the his dumb nicknames that I didn't get quite as angry about.

"You bet your ass I want it,"

I proceeded to exchange germs with Fai, but I ensured that I got 400,000 of his parasites and 2,500 types of his bacteria. That was no typical French kiss. It lasted about ten times as long, or until we were out of breath and my mouth tasted like Fai's instead of my own. That was fine though. He tasted good. I could tell he thought I tasted good too. We both sat up.

"Here's… your last… present…." Fai said, panting and handing me a scrapbook. "I plan to take… lots of pictures of us… in our last days of college… and we can put them all in here! That way," He leaned in closer and placed a hand on my shoulder. "you'll always… have something sexy to look at while you're away."

Fai kissed me. I chuckled and decided to say something flirtatious back.

"Heh. Thanks, but how could I ever forget that sexy face?"

I kissed his blushed cheek.

"Or that body…."

I began to explore his nearly naked self with my hands. He laid back and allowed me a free pass to do whatever I wanted. I began rubbing up and down his thighs.

"Or this… which I will definitely be seeing before I leave…."

I was talking about what was beneath his mini-skirt and inside his thong. It was pretty happy to see me, since it was poking up the skirt somewhat. I was so tempted to just rip the thing off and just dive right in, but what Fai said next halted me.

"I see someone's happy…."

He was referring to the same body part of mine that I wanted to see on Fai. I was surprised I hadn't been more conscious of it. I had about a half a boner and it was growing. Well, if it had any room it would be. The team of pants and thong were keeping me from reaching full, giant size.

"Well, it's my turn to play Santa now anyway, idiot."

I sat down on the edge of the bed and put Fai in my lap, but not on my… yeah. He wasn't right on top of it. That would've hurt.

"Aren't you gonna ask me what I want for Christmas?"

"What the hell do you want for Christmas?"

"Santa's supposed to be fat and jolly! You're angry... and muscular..." Fai said, rubbing my chest.

I growled sexily, leaning into his palm. "Damn right I'm muscular. I wouldn't be caught dead with a gut like his. So, what do you want for Christmas?" I would have pulled him closer, but Fai was making it… hard.

"I'm sure I'll love whatever you got me, Kuro-Santa,"

Fai kissed my cheek and put his head on my shoulder. I pulled his body against mine and kissed his cheek back, but kept his butt where it was in my lap.

"Here," I handed him the package full of all of the things I had gotten him. The idiot had actually gotten me some useful gifts. Thoughtful, too. But I knew what I got him would blow his mind.

"Oooh!" he exclaimed as he pulled out one of the gifts. "Chocolate! And in a heart shaped box? Awww~!"

Fai flung his arms around my neck to give me a kiss before going back into the box for the rest.

"Books! Thank you, Kuro-puu! I've been wanting copies of these for ever! ...What this?"

"Open it,"

Fai opened the envelope that I had stuck inside of one of the books. I waited for him to gasp when he saw what was inside.

Fai gasped.

"Kuro… what… what is this?"

"You can't read it, idiot? They're tickets!"

"Oh… my… gosh…." was all he could say. Fai had wanted to see The Sound of Music live for years, but never had enough money. It was one of his favorites. So I bought tickets for when the show came to our area later next year in April.

Fai hugged me with such force that I fell backward onto the bed. He repositioned himself so that he was straddled over top of me as he kissed me fervently.

"Oh, Kuro-sama…. Thank you so much! I can't imagine how much this must have cost you!"

"Forget about the price. This is a one time deal."

"And they're special back-stage passes! We get to… meet them?"

I had barely answered him with a yes before Fai smothered me with more kisses. I rubbed his back, he rubbed my chest. I stuck my tongue in his mouth, he gladly received it. We must have been laying there for half an hour. Fai couldn't say thank you enough. And a certain part of me couldn't have been more upset with those tight pants. I ached. If it wasn't for me having to change out of them, we would have probably stayed like that for the rest of the day.

In all of the excitement, we had nearly forgotten about eating anything. Fai wanted to try something new, as another sort of thankful gesture for the gift I had gotten him.

He had me lay on the bed in his lap while he fed me. I didn't want to spoil his mood in any way, so I allowed it, though under normal circumstances, I would have much preferred to feed myself. Especially when it was factored in how much food he spilled on my neck and upper body. But I suppose that was alright. He licked up anything he spilled promptly after dropping it. I was very glad at that point that I had changed into sweatpants and had taken off that thong.

"Mmmm, everything tastes better when your plate is Kuro-sama…."

Fai started saying kinky little things like that as well.

When we had both eaten, really, we didn't have much left to do. It was only late afternoon, so it wasn't quite time for sleeping yet. We sat in the middle of the bed.

I had a suggestion that could eat up a lot of time, but I had a feeling Fai would say no because of his whole "virgin til marriage" deal.

"No, I wanna hear your idea anyway, Kuro!"

"You're just gonna say no. There's no point."

"Then there's no harm in telling me!"

"…a bath…."

Fai blinked and then looked away. He knew I didn't mean an ordinary bath. I wanted to see Fai in his entirety, the rest of his body that the stupid costume he was wearing was in the way of. I wanted to feel his drenched skin on mine. I wanted no boundaries. He would be able to see and feel all of me, and I would be able to see and explore all of him.

I watched him consider it. I knew he didn't want to hurt me by saying no, but his morals were preventing a flat out yes. He was practically naked already. I didn't see why he couldn't take the rest off. But if he did say no, I would be able to live…. I had gotten this far, hadn't I? Waiting a few more months wouldn't kill me.

Hmmm... what's Fai gonna say? Yes? No? Yes, but with conditions? No, we're taking a shower? Oh, I think I've killed you all again with suspense. Maybe not. It's not that big of a deal, is it? Regardless, I have most of the rest of the chapter typed up and will post the rest either in a few hours or tomorrow. So you won't have to wait that long. Good bye!