Well, next chapter. Enjoy.

"Hi!" SideshowJazz1 grinned to her invisible audience. This time, she was wearing a formal school uniform. She made a face at it. "Sorry about the uniform." she said. "I go to a private school and they're really strict. Everyone from Shiz was lucky because they didn't have to wear uniform. I have ever since I was seven years old. Every day." She sighed. "OK, our first set of questions is from twilightslittleangel. Cool name. First question is for Glinda. What was the most stupid thing you ever did at Shiz?"

Glinda thought for a moment. "Well...I'm not proud of a lot of things I did at the time. But after I got into the sorcery seminar and got the wand...Elphie, do you remember that time I accidentally turned our room sparkly and you had to fix it."

Elphaba smiled. "That was because you kept talking to me about your new sparkly shoes and hairband while you were trying to cast a spell. That was pretty stupid."

"That's what she thinks." Glinda explained. "And so many people looked because the door was open and they knew that it was me!"

SideshowJazz1 giggled. "The most stupid thing I've done in high school is much worse! And no, I won't say what happened." she added when some of the characters were about to speak. "Next question is for Morrible-"

"And you claimed to show respect for me!" Madame Morrible exclaimed with a scowl. "You cannot even bother to address me properly!"

"I don't want to." SideshowJazz1 answered, her expression darkening. "You don't deserve it. Anyway, the question is: Are people born stupid, or do they have stupidness thrust upon them?"

Morrible scowled and muttered. "Usually born stupid." She threw a pointed glance at the trio everyone else liked.

"Excuse me!" snapped SideshowJazz1, "But that question was not an excuse for you to let me know what you think about others. Number one: One of the people you looked at was Elphaba. She is very smart, and you know that! Number two: I already know what you think of Glinda, but she is not stupid, even if she is ditzy in everyday life – sorry, Glinda. Third: As much as it seems that way, Fiyero is a lot smarter than he lets on." She grinned. "And he has the best singing voice ever..." she said dreamily.

Elphaba scowled. Nessa sighed. "Oz...sorry, Earth to SideshowJazz1!"

"Hm?" SideshowJazz1. "Oh, sorry! I go that way whenever I think about someone like that. The only other boy that is adorable but taken and not real is Link from Hairspray. Speaking of which-" she did her Mexican wave and two Hairspray characters appeared – Link and the heroine, his girlfriend, Tracy, who looked around, and asked "What just happened?"

SideshowJazz1 grinned. "Hey, guys! I'm doing a fanfiction, and I was hoping you could join us!"

"Uh...there's kind of something going on at the moment." Tracy told her. "Can we get back now?"

SideshowJazz1 frowned, but said "OK. But Link, could you please sing something? I love your voice. And Tracy, you as well?" The couple gave her a look and she sighed. "Fine, I'll let you get back to Baltimore. I guess the world did wake up and see you and Baltimore, Tracy." She did her double wave and the two disappeared. "OK, fine, next question. Oh, it's for Dorothy! "What are your true feelings for 'Scarecrow'? (I hate calling him that..)" I hate calling him that too! Dot?"

Dorothy scowled. "I don't like being called Dot. But anyway, well, he's with the Witch, you said-"

SideshowJazz1 immediately started screaming. "Don't ever say that word again! She's Elphaba. Say it!"

Tears leaked from Dorothy's eyes, but she managed to say "He's with Elphaba, and my true feelings don't go past friendship, but I feel betrayed!"

"Thank you." SideshowJazz1 said calmly. "Next question, Fiyero: Care to enlighten me on what possessed you to get those pants from 'Dancing Through Life'? Was it a dare?"

"Why do I always get these types of questions?" Fiyero complained. "It didn't seem to annoy anyone at the time. I can dance better in them!"

"You dance a lot anyway." SideshowJazz1 said. "I'm supposed to be in study right now...I wonder what my teacher would think if I started singing 'Dancing Through Life'. Fiyero, don't come to my school even if you liked work. You'd get mobbed by half the single girls. Plus me. Anyway, last question...oh, Elphaba, this is for you! If Nessa's shoes were pink would you still want them as much as you do now?"

Elphaba scowled. "Just because I don't like pink doesn't mean anything. I wanted something to remember Nessa by. The shoes was what was left of her." Both sisters frowned at the mention of Nessa's death, the scowls directed sumaltaneously at the people responsible, with the exception of Glinda – after all, she didn't mean to kill Nessa.

SideshowJazz1 sighed. "We've got another set of questions from happyeverafter72. Oh.." she did a Mexican wave and Brr appeared. "Hiya, Brr! You've got a question: Why did you want to kill Elphie when you saved her life? Were you just too much of a coward to resist the peer pressure?"

Brr shook his head. "No, I didn't know she'd saved me. I thought she was wicked."

SideshowJazz1 smiled kindly at him. "Well, now you know the truth. Next question. Elphaba: How did you feel when you were Galindafied? Did you agree you looked beautiful?"

"Well..it was mixed." Elphaba said, remembering that time. "I was happy to have a friend for the first time, but you know how I feel about pink. At the time, I didn't think I could be beautiful."

"I still think pink goes good with green!" chimed in Glinda. "Why do you hate it so much?"

"Well, I still think you're colourblind!" shot back Elphaba with a smile.

SideshowJazz1 started giggling hysterically. "I love it when you guys are like that!" she said. "Last question is for Glinda: Why did you give the shoes to Dorothy? WHY?"

Glinda's face clouded as she processed the question. "Well...I was angry!" she pointed out. "Plus, I was worried about her. I knew Elphie wouldn't be exactly happy with Dorothy, and nor was I, but part of it was because I truly believed it was the right thing to do."

SideshowJazz1 nodded. "We've got two more reviewers. Shockheaded Peter's Sister returns! Oh...Nessa and Boq, you both get hugs for your apologies! Frex doesn't because he's annoying and I'm glad I banished him from the fanfiction. Now, Fiyero...you've got a question. There have been so many heated discussions on Facebook about whether or not different actors played you 'properly' - personally I think every actor has their right to portray a character the way they see it. So out of all the actors who've played you on Broadway or in the West End,or even beyond that,whose performance did you like most?"

Fiyero sighed at the question. "Well, you may know that SideshowJazz1 likes the original cast best, and I agree with her on that account."

SideshowJazz1 gave a fangirly squeal. "Awww!"

Elphaba was getting annoyed at SideshowJazz1's continued Fiyero fangirl characteristics. "Could you quit swooning over him?" she snapped.

SideshowJazz1 smiled at Elphaba. "Calm down, El, I'm not trying to steal him. I just have a major crush on him."

"Well, would you mind not calling me El?"

"Fine, Elphaba." SideshowJazz1 said, unruffled. "Now, our last reviewer is wickaholic! First question is for Elphaba and Glinda: Who likes Gelphie?"

Both girls glanced at each other, then Glinda spoke up. "Why would people write something like that? Neither of us like other girls like that! Elphie and I are best friends and that's all."

Elphaba nodded. "I mean, who comes up with these pairings anyway? It's bad enough having people writing about what they think happens when Fiyero and I are alone, but this? Honestly?"

SideshowJazz1 shrugged. "Such is the joy and sometimes torture of fanfiction. I read Gelphie but I don't take it seriously. Next question...oh, neither of you said yes so that one is invalid, sorry. Ooh, this one is for the Wizard: Would you mind if I smash 100 raw eggs over your head?"
The Wizard frowned. "Of course I would! Wouldn't most people?"

"Well, if you want to come in virtually and do that, you're welcome to! Just say in a review!" SideshowJazz1 said brightly. "Last question is for Dorothy. No one likes you. How do you feel?"

Dorothy scowled. "SideshowJazz1 already said that!" She began to cry. "Why doesn't anyone like me anyway? I'm not such a mean person! I try to be nice!"

"You killed Nessarose and tried to kill Elphaba.Well, that's all the questions." SideshowJazz1 said matter-of-factly. "Glinda, I know you already helped me with makeup and stuff, but could you now help me with clothes?"

Glinda bounced up, back to her Galinda mode. "OK!"

"Also, Elphaba, would you mind helping me with my homework?" SideshowJazz1 asked. "And by the way, I've got this great book about discrimination you can read if you want."

A small smile appeared on Elphaba's face. "What do you need help with, exactly?"

"Be back soon!" SideshowJazz1 said brightly. "Keep sending in questions!" She turned back to Elphaba. "Well, do you know how to integrate differenciated equations...?"

Well, what I just said, please do keep sending in questions! And I would love some dares too!