Back again, with more questions!

"And we're back!" SideshowJazz1 announced. Brr had disappeared and it was back to the eight characters. Elphaba looked up from the book she was reading and scowled.

"I've just got to the climax when the bomb at the shopping centre goes off!" she complained.

"You can keep reading it after I've asked the questions." SideshowJazz1 told her. "In fact, you can read when you don't need to answer the questions. Oh, by the way, thanks for the homework help. You are awesome at math!"

"Get on with it." Morrible scowled. "I'm sick of being here."

"Well, I'm sick of you!" SideshowJazz1 shot back. "I'm only keeping you here because you have questions and no one likes you either. Anyway, we have wickaholic first! Heads up, Wizard!"

"What?" the Wizard asked. Straightaway ten cartons of eggs were smashed over his head. SideshowJazz1 smirked.

"There's a reason why we did that, Ozcar." she grinned wickedly. "You really need to learn to do what's right, not what everyone wants and believes. Resist the temptation of being wonderful."

"It's so hard, though." The Wizard sighed.

"Tough." SideshowJazz1 answered. She did her Mexican wave, and it seemed as if the hundred raw eggs had never appeared, with only the memory of it left. "Okay, now questions...this is for everyone except Fiyero: If you could kiss anyone except Fiyero (sorry Fiyero) who would it be?"

Elphaba scowled. "No one. I don't two-time."

Glinda nodded. "I say no one as well. I'll have to wait until I find another boyfriend. Which probably will be in a long time, if ever."

Boq brightened up. "I'd choose you, Glinda. You know how I've felt."

"But you're tin." Glinda pointed out. "Otherwise...

"He's not tin now!" SideshowJazz1 pointed out. "Why don't you kiss?"

"Fine." Glinda sighed. She and Boq did kiss. Boq went kind of dreamy, and Glinda smiled. She whispered something to him and they went back to their places.

"Hey to all Gloq fans out there!" SideshowJazz1 called. "Okay, let's move on."

Nessa glanced around before giving her own answer. "Well, if I'd answered before, I'd have said Boq. But now...I don't know."

Dorothy shook her head. "I don't really know anyone else that I'd want to kiss. I don't have a boyfriend."
"No one." Morrible said, scowling. "I don't want to kiss anyone."

"No one in their right mind would kiss you anyway!" SideshowJazz1 shot back. "Wizard?"

The Wizard sighed. "I'm over this. I wouldn't say anyone."

"That's kind of a disappointment." SideshowJazz1 said. "Next question is to Dorothy: You hate me, don't you?"

"I don't really know you." Dorothy answered. "So no, but I don't like you either. You don't like me, so I don't like you."

"Didn't you get the memo?" SideshowJazz1 said bluntly. "No one likes you. Not even Dodo."

"That's Toto!" Dorothy exclaimed.

"This is Wicked, so it's Dodo." SideshowJazz1 answered calmly. "Now, for the Wizard: Who do you hate more, me or Elphaba?"

"You, wickaholic." The Wizard answered. "I don't hate my daughter. I know the truth, even if I don't tell people."

SideshowJazz1 shook her head. "Liar." Suddenly she started singing an Emilie Autumn song. "I want to earn your trust,

Your faith, your heart, you'll never be deceived.

Liar, liar, liar, liar...that's what you are, Wizard. Shout out to whoever suggested the song for a Dark Knight fanfiction called Dance With The Devil, and the author, if they're reading this. That's how I heard of the song. Now-" She burst into helpless giggles. "Sorry, but the question is...for Fiyero...If you...were cloned you'd...kiss...yourself...wouldn't you?" SideshowJazz1 kept laughing, and then sighed. "OK, OK, I've stopped. Fiyero?"

Fiyero thought this over for a moment. "Well...if it wasn't that I was in love with Elphaba, I'd kiss a female version of me. But I'm not gay, so no."

"OK." SideshowJazz1 said. "Now, Elphaba: Who was your first boyfriend?"

Elphaba rolled her eyes. "Fiyero, of course. Who else would want to go out with someone like me?"

"Wicked fanboys." SideshowJazz1 replied. "If there are any boys into Wicked out there, review and tell me! Now, onto the next reviewer; Jamie Jazz! First question: Dorothy, I don't really hate you, it's OK."

Dorothy smiled a little. "Thanks."

"I don't hate you either." SideshowJazz1 says. "I don't like you, but, shamelessly advertising my stories, I have several where you are not an antagonist. On to the next question. Elphaba, this one's for you. You're awesome! How does it feel?"

Elphaba smiled. "It's nice to know that. Thank you."

"I'm going to ask this next question too." SideshowJazz1 said. "It's for Fiyero. Can I give you a hug? Please :D"

Fiyero looked at SideshowJazz1 for a moment. "If it's a hug...OK, both of you can."

SideshowJazz1 gave one of her most fangirly squeals. "Me first, me first!" She flew at Fiyero and gave him a huge hug. "OK!" She smiled and did her Mexican wave. Another girl appeared in the room, and she did the exact same thing SideshowJazz1 had just done. "And while you're here," SideshowJazz1, "There's one more question. It doesn't really apply, as it was if the answer had been no, but it's to Elphaba. If I can't give Fiyero a hug, can I give you a hug?"

Elphaba frowned a little. "If you know me well enough, you'll know I'm not big on hugs, but OK."

"Me too?" SideshowJazz1 asked.

"Fine." Elphaba sighed. Both girls hugged her, but quickly. One double-handed wave and Jamie Jazz disappeared.

"OK, next reviewer!" SideshowJazz1 said brightly. "We have some dares now, first from Shockheaded Peter's Sister. First one is for the Wizard: I dare you to stand up to Morrible and tell her she's a manipulative old hag. I don't think you were as much to blame as she was for everything, you were her puppet. Now let's see you cut those strings."

The Wizard frowned. "I don't really think that, but I guess if I have to...Madame Morrible, you are a manipulative old hag."

SideshowJazz1 giggled. "That was a fun thing to hear. Next dare is for Morrible. I dare you to wear a sweatshirt, jogging pants and no make-up for three whole days and check yourself in the mirror every hour. Bet you can't hack it! You're gonna have to do it!" SideshowJazz1 did her double-handed wave and a mirror appeared in front of Morrible, and she was wearing the specified outfit. She screamed.

SideshowJazz1 smiled. "I'll leave that on for three days. Now...I'm sorry. There's a dare for Avaric, and he's not here. I would bring him here, but I don't know him well enough, and I haven't read the book. I'm really sorry." She sighed. "OK, now we have twilightslittleangel, but I now know her as Twila! Nice name. I think this is for everyone. Team Edward or Team Jacob? Of course, if they are Team Alice I totally understand...I'm Team Alice!" SideshowJazz1 said. "Although I'm also kind of Team Renesmee too..."

Elphaba scoffed. "Twilight? I'm not really into that, but if I had to choose, I'd say Team Jacob. Edward's too perfect and all controlling. But I don't really like either of them."

"Team Edward!" squealed Glinda. "But I wouldn't mind being Team Alice too! She's awesome!"

"I'm not a fan of supernatural romance." Nessa said quietly. "But I'd say Team Edward."

Fiyero seemed to have a similar attitude to Elphaba. "By the way, I don't like guys, and I already have a partner. But if I had to choose a girl...oh, I don't like any of them."

Boq's eyes flickered around the group. "I'm into girls too. I'd say Team Rosalie, because she's nearly as beautiful as Glinda. But she'd never want me..."

"Superficial." SideshowJazz1 muttered under her breath.

"Team Jacob." Dorothy said. "He's cooler."

Morrible smirked as she said "Neither of them. Team Victoria, even if she died."

"You would choose that sadistic killer." SideshowJazz1 remarked. "Wizard?"

"Likewise, although there is no such thing, I'm with Laurent."

"Wow, you two picked similar characters to yourselves. Now on to the dare. Ooh...I, the evil authoress Twilla, dare ALL of the poor, tortured souls to dress up in complete Cosplay of their favourite Cat from Cats. I'm so mean. Extra points if you sing and dance." SideshowJazz1 read. "We're doing Cats next year for the Senior School production. Uh...I know nothing about it. Everyone else is really excited, but I heard from a certain YouTube vlogger that it is overrated and doesn't tell a coherent story. I'll just have to wait and see. After all, we've already done stuff like first Guys and Dolls and Fame, then Pirates Of Penzance, West side Story, The Music Man, Beauty and The Beast, Joseph And The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat, and this year we did Jesus Christ Superstar. Now...well, huge apology to Twilla, I know absolutely nothing about Cats, as I said. Well, that's all the questions and dares." SideshowJazz1 said regretfully. "Keep sending them in. Elphaba, where have you got to with the book, out of interest?"

"The Cross girl is drinking like her mom." Elphaba muttered.

"Oh."

Well, yeah, questions and dares. Big apology for the two dares that didn't work. Kudos if you know what book I let Elphaba read.