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"We are back!" SideshowJazz1 announced. She was wearing a pitch black dressing gown. She grinned shyly. "Sorry about this. I've got study leave and couldn't be bothered to get dressed yet. Well, more questions to answer so we better get on with it. Let's start with wickaholic! In reference to her question to Fiyero last chapter: Yes I was talking about a chick version of Fiyero. Just to clear that up. We have a dare! Everyone must get dead drunk to the point where they have slurred speech. PARTY TIME!"

"Seriously?" Elphaba groaned. "I don't even like alcohol. I don't want to look stupid."

"I hate alcohol too." SideshowJazz1 reassured her. "But I don't have to drink it. Lucky me!" She grinned. "I'll take off hangovers for...let me see...Elphaba, of course, Glinda, Fiyero, Nessa, Boq, possibly Dorothy and the Wizard but probably not...yeah, that's it. But you guys still have to get drunk. Oh, and this reminds me of another fanfiction I read. Kudos to the author of "My Boyfriend Who Lives In Munchkinland"!"

SideshowJazz1 double-waved again and sixteen jugs of vodka appeared, two for each character. "OK, have fun!" SideshowJazz1 giggled.

"I hate this stuff." Nessa complained as she took her first sip. "Isn't there something a little less strong?"

"You'll be able to drink less of it if you drink vodka, because it's so strong." SideshowJazz1 explained. "I don't want to kill anyone with water intoxication...although if I hated Morrible a little more I'd make an exception..."

By now everyone was getting drunk and in all basic forms, they acted like they were a different person. SideshowJazz1 even asked Elphaba and Glinda to reenact the One Short Day number, and Elphaba, who would've usually refused, rushed into it. Even while drunk and slurring, her voice was still pretty good.

Out of everyone, it took Dorothy the shortest time to get drunk, and Fiyero the longest. But SideshowJazz1 did find it disturbing to see everyone acting strangely, and she double-waved a quarter of an hour later. Straightaway, no one was drunk, and only Morrible, the Wizard and Dorothy had hangovers.

"Everyone OK to continue the show?" SideshowJazz1 asked. The five ex-Shiz students nodded. "OK!" SideshowJazz1 said happily. "Our next reviewer is Shockheaded Peter's Sister again. OK...Ahh, you made Morrible wear the jogging suit and no make-up! Thank you so much for that. Oh, and Morrible, I'm gonna make you keep wearing it until my Economics exam on Thursday."

"What?" screeched Morrible.

SideshowJazz1 laughed at her, still reading. ""Cats" has some nice tunes, no real plot, but it looks good, so I think you'll have fun with it. I hope the dare for the cast to dress up as the characters works. Now I'm wishing I knew what it was about. Sorry, I won't be doing that dare." SideshowJazz1 scanned down. "Oh, this is a good dare. It's for you, Glinda! I dare you to swap outfits with Dorothy. You get to be a little farm girl if you're brave enough! Yes, Dorothy, you'd get to be a fairy tale princess for a while, but not if you keep squealing in that silly voice... oh, it's the only voice you've got. What a shame." SideshowJazz1 giggled.

Glinda looked at Dorothy's check dress and sighed. "At least it's not black.

Five minutes later, Glinda and Dorothy were in each other's outfits, although SideshowJazz1 made some adjustments to Dorothy's dress so it fitted Glinda better, although she refused to do anything to Glinda's dress, so Dorothy looked like a little girl in her mom's clothes.

"Glinda, you look pretty good in that." SideshowJazz1 said. "The blue goes well with your blonde hair. Dorothy, you still look stupid."

"By the way, what's wrong with my voice?" Dorothy demanded. "I can't help it!" She started crying again.

"Don't get your stage makeup on Glinda's dress with your tears!" SideshowJazz1 demanded. Dorothy continued to cry. "I'll make you relive the Kiamo Ko scene if you don't stop!" Dorothy immediately stopped crying, terrified of the thought. She glanced at Elphaba nervously, who seemed to be enjoying the situation being played out.

"OK, dare done!" SideshowJazz1 said. One Mexican wave later and the two were back in their old clothes which had never been altered. "OK, our last reviewer is Therealfae. Omg sideshowjazz1! If you like Pirates Of Penzance then well be BFFLES forever! Thanks! Now..Fiyero- I deserve a hug and I sort of protest intill I get one! ( cue fake humph). OK. Fiyero?"

Fiyero couldn't help a smile at having a third person asking for a hug. "OK." SideshowJazz1's double-wave made another girl appear. She darted over to Fiyero and threw her arms around him.

SideshowJazz1 grinned. "OK, the dare. Fiyero, this is yours too. I dare you to name all the girls you dated BEFORE Elphaba. She better listen."

Elphaba glared at the girl, who had finished hugging Fiyero, and folded her arms, waiting. Fiyero's eyes flickered around the group. "Um...well...I don't really remember the names of the first...uh...94...but I think the only other girl I do remember was Glinda." Glinda diverted her own gaze to the floor.

SideshowJazz1 sighed. "Player. OK, Therealfae, you can ask this."

The girl smiled and looked at Elphaba. "Elphaba- I can't think of anything for you. But can I also have a hug?" was her question.

Elphaba sighed. "Fine." Therealfae hugged Elphaba, then SideshowJazz1 did her double-wave and she disappeared. "Well, that's all the questions." SideshowJazz1 said brightly. "See you guys next time! Oh, and are Ozian economics the same as eco here? I really need help with policy...oh damn..."

More questions, more dares, send 'em in!