I'm back! Yay!

"Hi!" SideshowJazz1 grinned. She was now wearing her jeans again and a blue top with Dreaming Of Romance written on it in scarlet. "Well, the days are over, so Morrible is lucky enough to wear what she wants and look nice...oh yeah, she can't, she's always ugly. Whatever, on with the questions. I'll start with Twilla's. Well,if you can't dress them up as characters from Cats...How about Rent or Legally Blonde? If not; google the musical and the cats/characters/costumes...pretty pretty pretty please? I'll stop bugging you and think of some real dares. Damn! I don't know those musicals either. But what I will do is get them dressed up like Hairspray characters!" SideshowJazz1 smirked. "OK...Elphaba, you're Tracy (just use a pillow for her stomach), Glinda, you're Amber since you're blonde. Fiyero, you're Link, Nessa, you're Penny, Boq, you be Seaweed, Morrible, you should be Velma, but you're not pretty enough...screw it, just dress like her. Wizard, this is your lucky day, you get to be Corny Collins since you're the only other guy here. Dorothy...guess the only realistic part for you to look like is Inez. Oh, and also, you all have to sing a verse from one of the songs your character sings." She gave them a lesson on all the songs from the musical, plus the cut song The New Girl In Town and the exclusive song from the 2007 film Ladies' Choice.

Ten minutes later, likenesses of the Hairspray characters stood there. Elphaba, Dorothy and Boq wore makeup, so Elphaba appeared naturally white-skinned, and the other two seemed to be black, since that was a major part of the musical.

SideshowJazz1 looked them over. "Well, who would like to sing first?"

There was a pause before Glinda, dressed in pink and white with her blonde hair twirled on top of her head, smiled and said "I'll sing first."

"Which song?"

Glinda sang a verse from Cooties. "Black, white, red, green, every colour in between, dresses like a circus clown, somebody oughta hose her down, grew up in a cootie zoo, I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!"

Glinda sang it perfectly and spitefully, the way Amber would have.

SideshowJazz1 clapped. She insisted Morrible went next, because she knew the woman wouldn't want to. She sang a verse of (The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs with a bad grace. The Wizard sang the first verse of The Nicest Kids In Town, which had SideshowJazz1 giggling and singing the back-ups, since it was one of her favourites. Nessa quietly sang one verse of Mama, I'm A Big Girl Now. Elphaba hesitantly sang a verse of I Can Hear The Bells, although she sang it beautifully. Both Boq and Dorothy sang their respective parts of Run And Tell That, with Dorothy first singing Inez's part (although her voice was completely wrong for the bouncy young girl) and then Boq sang the last verse (though he also had the wrong voice, being too shy). Finally, SideshowJazz1 requested Fiyero sing all of the movie's song Ladies Choice. He agreed and sang the whole thing, making SideshowJazz1 (and all of the Fiyero/Link fangirls reading this, I'm sure) swoon.

Fiyero seemed to get into the part very much, singing with near-real emotion "Hey little girl listen to my plea

I come with a lifetime garuantee

One day maybe we'll find that baby makes three...

The ladies choice,

I'm the ladies choice..."

Finally, SideshowJazz1 smiled and stood up. "Okay, done." She did a double-wave and everyone was back in their original clothes. "Next we have a dare from Shockheaded Peter's Sister! This one is for Dorothy and Fiyero! Change clothes. He'd look so cute as a little farm girl! Yes, Fiyero, you can have a shower afterwards. Just don't try and get poor Elphaba to go into it with you!"

And soon, both were in the same predicament that Glinda and Dorothy were in last chapter. Dorothy still looked stupid, but Fiyero actually looked pretty good, considering that he was wearing girls' clothes. But then, how can something so trivial as clothes keep back the perfection that every Wicked fangirl is drawn to...

"Have you finished with going on about his perfection?" Madame Morrible yelled at SideshowJazz1, who was typing the happenings up as she spoke. "And stop typing what I'm saying!"

"It's what the readers want." SideshowJazz1 answered. She did one more Mexican wave and the two were back as if they'd never worn each others' clothes. "Fiyero, are you going to take the offer of a shower, cause there is a separate room." SideshowJazz1 pointed to a bathroom with a sliding door on the side. "You can lock the door."

"Well, OK." Fiyero answered.

SideshowJazz1 smiled as he left.

Elphaba glanced up from the book she'd been reading since the chapter started, the sequel to the last book she'd read. "Why does it have to be my partner?" she sighed.

"Because he's gorgeous, you're beautiful, and you're both awesome." SideshowJazz1 added. "OK, next reviewer is WickedSuperFan! Apparently there's been some Ipod trouble, but anyway, questions: Morrible, I hate you and I hope you die in a ditch with the Wizard and Dorothy."

"That isn't a question!" Madame Morrible scowled.

"You want the mirror and the jogging clothes again?" SideshowJazz1 threatened. "I can easily force you to leave them on until the end of my last exam, which is next Thursday." Morrible was silent. "OK." SideshowJazz1 grinned. "Next question is for Elphaba. Did you ever consider not being friends with Glinda after all of the mean things she has done to you in the past?"

Glinda's gaze went straight to the floor as her friend replied. "Well...I do think she did some mean things, but she apologized, and I did some mean things too, even if the musical casts me in a rose-tinted light. I helped break her heart, even if it was one of the best things ever to happen to me."

SideshowJazz1 smiled happily. "Check the For Good scene for the day they tied up the loose ends. Now, one more question: Dorothy, why did you land your house on Nessa and ruin one of the most amazing

friendships in the world?"

Dorothy scowled. "I didn't land the house on her! It was Madame Morrible that sent the twister. The house just happened to have me in it. And just for the record, the ruby slippers appeared on my feet and I couldn't get them off!"

"At what point did you try to take them off?" SideshowJazz1 pointed out. Dorothy fell silent. "Now, we have wickaholic!" SideshowJazz1 said happily. "There's a dare for Morrible: Eat a dozen raw eggs. Apparently its a good hangover cure.."

"WHAT?" shrieked Morrible. "First the loss of makeup, now this?"

"Stop complaining and breaking my eardrums!" SideshowJazz1 ordered. "Just do it!" And she did.

SideshowJazz1 continued to read. "That's it! I'm pashing Fiyero!" Fiyero had finished showering by that time, and a small smile appeared on his face at that comment. Elphaba glared at him for a second.

SideshowJazz1 finished reading the dare. "I dare everyone to play with a ouiji board. Uh-oh...please don't let this end up like The Exorcist..."

Nevertheless, ouiji boards appeared in front of each character. Dorothy immediately played with hers, and five minutes later, she said in a demonic tone "I ****** ****** ****** **** hate all of you ****** *******! I'm going to kill the bitch that tried to take my-"

SideshowJazz1 did a double-wave and Dorothy was back to normal. She blinked. "What happened?"

Everyone pushed their ouiji boards away in fear. SideshowJazz1 had a peppy smile on her face. "No exorcisms today!" she said brightly. "OK, our last reviewer is therealfae! First question is for Elphaba: What is

your most favorite song from Wicked? Also, what shampoo do you use to make your hair so shiny?"

"'Defying Gravity' is my favourite song." Elphaba said immediately. "Although 'As Long As You're Mine' and 'For Good' are pretty close. My hair...um, well, I usually use Sunsilk. It's cheap, but it's quality."

"I use that too." SideshowJazz1 smiled. "But my hair isn't naturally as beautiful. Fiyero- have you ever played pokemon, I'm just wondering...Oh, I used to like the TV show, but I hate Ash cause he's a stupid brat. There is something on YouTube where he admits how stupid he is, though."

"Pokemon?" Fiyero said. "No, but it sounds fun. When are we gonna get more technology in Oz?"

"On to the dares." SideshowJazz1 said brightly. "Wizard, this is your one. I dare you to throw black coffe in horrible morrible's face. Anyone who wants to can throw one too."

A cup of black coffee appeared with everyone except Morrible. They all threw their coffee at her, cup and all. Glinda's cup broke on impact, since she'd thrown hers so hard. Morrible screamed, drenched with the brown liquid.

SideshowJazz1 continued. "Nessa, you also have a dare. Good! I dare you to poke Elphaba 239 times."

Nessa looked surprised, but she said "Um, OK." she began to do so, but very softly.

"OK, that's all the dares and questions." SideshowJazz1 said. "But keep sending them in! I need something to do after my last exam!"

OK, keep the questions coming, please!