OK, well I guess I'll just hand it over to my written counterpart!

"And we're back!" SideshowJazz1 announced brightly. She had her hair cut short so it looked similar to Victoria Beckham's hair, back when she was Posh Spice. "Firstly, this is regarding an earlier review mentioning Legally Blonde. I don't think I'll do it, but Glinda, if they did a remake of the film, you'd be perfect for the role of Elle." Glinda smiled.

"OK, now for the hugs for people who guessed where I got my pen name. The free hug from any character goes to...Liesie! OK, so next time you review, just say which character you want to get the hug from and you can come into the fic! Now, message to our other new reviewer, CharlotteandRashka, you don't need to message me to ask questions, just review! OK, now, I'll do that first. Okay, first, this is Charlotte, not Rashka, and I just have to say, you are awesome Fiyero! Like, as awesome as awesome gets! Truly sorry, Elphaba."

Fiyero grinned at hearing from another fangirl. "Thanks."

SideshowJazz1 smiled and said "Fiyero, you know why you get all these comments and hugs, right? Because most Wicked fans are girls! OK, Elphaba, you have a question. Would you mind if I hugged you? You're like, my hero! =)"

Elphaba sighed in annoyance. "OK, if you want."

SideshowJazz1 tried unsucessfully to click her fingers, sighed and clapped. "The double-wave is getting tiring." she explained.

Another girl appeared in front of Elphaba. She gave her a quick hug and then smiled. SideshowJazz1 grinned back. "Hey, Charlotte, right? I hope to see you again in this fic!" One more clap and she was gone.

"OK," SidshowJazz1 said. "We'll go on with Liesie! First one's for you, Glinda. I'm going as Glinda the Good to a church costume party. Do you have any Galindafied words or phrases with which I can pepper my speech while passing out candy to the kids? It would be wondiferous."

Glinda smiled. "Well, I see you have one...sort of. There's also 'hideouous', 'rejoicify',...if it has a 'fy' at the end, it's probably something I'd say!"

SideshowJazz1 grinned. "Hey, Morrible, this one's yours. I don't have a question, dare, or death threat for you, but I do want you to know that I blame you entirely for the 1939 Wizard of Oz film. You are the reason that Elphaba is widely regarded as the most nefarious movie villain of all time."

Morrible scowled, but didn't say anything.

SideshowJazz1 laughed. "That scowl'll give you frown lines...oh, too late. Now, next one...Nobody hates you, Dorothy. Here, have some Halloween candy. Also, get Dodo fixed. We don't need more yorkies in the world."

"It's Toto!" Dorothy cried. "But thanks for not hating me."

"Why did you call your dog that anyway?" asked SideshowJazz1. "Now say thank you for the candy."

"I'm not allowed candy." Dorothy said.

"Oz." sighed SideshowJazz1. "Just take it."

Dorothy obeyed, picking up a Butterfinger bar. She bit into it. "I love it!" she exclaimed. "Thank you!"

SideshowJazz1's smile appeared again. "Now to unveil my pen name's secret." she said. "Liesie got it when saying: I agree, Sideshow Bob is great, if a tad homicidal. The Sideshow is from my favourite Simpsons character. He's got it all; misunderstood, insane, mistreated...he's more tragic than most, even beating out the tragic stories of both Thropp sisters." Neither of the two women responded.

"OK, onto the next reviewer!" SideshowJazz1 announced. "This one is Twilla, back, cool! Boq, Boq, you are the new pin up boy o' Oz since Fiyero's sort of taken...pity...oh well."

"If that earlier chapter kiss meant anything it might not be for much longer." Boq said hopefully.

SideshowJazz1 shook her head. "Boq, you're not with Glinda. Get used to it. I'd have given up ages ago and settled for Nessa, if I were you. Now it's too late. How do you feel, knowing you let her die alone?" At that point, SideshowJazz1 couldn't help singing "Alone and loveless here, just the girl in the mirror, just her and me, the Wicked Witch of the East...we deserve each other." She gave a tiny smile. "Well, I missed my singing lesson to get my last six credits for Photography on Friday, so I'll just settle for this...although the song I've been practising is actually the Hairspray song 'Good Morning Baltimore'."

Nessarose sighed, thinking of her tragic tale with Boq. "Go on." she said.

"Oh, yeah." SideshowJazz1 said. "Everyone: If you got to have any 21st century technology, what would it be?"

"Ipods." Elphaba began. "Music helps when loneliness is all around. I got lonely when I wasn't helping Animals all those years!" she pointed out.

"Cellphones!" Glinda spoke up brightly. "Keeping in touch with people is really important, plus I could get Internet."

"Um...Gameboys and computers." Fiyero said. "So-"

"Pokemon?" said SideshowJazz1. "You'd be better off watching the TV show and rooting for Team Rocket, because they're a little more intelligent than Ash, at least."

"Whatever."

"OK, onto the next question." SideshowJazz1 said. She giggled and read out "Morrible; I 'pologise in advance. Wear a unitard for the remainder of your time. DO IT YOU WITCH! (replace the w with a b)." SideshowJazz1 clapped and Morrible was in a unitard. She was horrified.

"First the jogging suit, now this...thing?" she exclaimed.

"We're all enjoying your humiliation." SideshowJazz1 remarked. She turned to the Shiz students. "Right?" All of them nodded with smiles. "Now, let me see...Fiyero, this question is for you! Fiyero; How do you feel, become the 2nd most lovable Wicked character?"

Fiyero had to smile at this. "Considering, pretty good. Especially since I thought it was Glinda before this time."

Glinda looked disappointed, and SideshowJazz1 smiled at her. "C'mon, Glin, we all love you as well. And one of the reviewers gave me a dare I can't fulfill...but I'll do what I can, and you're gonna love it! Now...All of you poor, tortured souls, I would really like to know if you can knit, sew, or have some really secret feminine hobby. I don't...nothing feminine, anyway...I've said too much."

The rest of the characters didn't look like they were going to answer the question anytime soon. "OK, fine. We'll move on to therealfae!" SideshowJazz1 said brightly. "Heehee...evil Furbies...Sideshowjazz1, I have a dare for you! I dare you to update this on October 30. Apparently then it's Wicked Day! And I dare all of you to celebrate the Glinda way! You all must preform ALL the Glinda-like festive activities, and Glinda have complete control over how to plan it, where it's at, and the dress code. Elphie, even if she explodes pink glitter on you, you MUST WEAR IT! Also, I the genius am have created Ozbook, a Facebook for Oz! GENIUS! All reveiwers Sideshowjazz1 wants at the party are allowed! Dare for the Wizard, look up what steenbok means. POSSIBLY SEE YOU THERE! I've been studying so hard that I couldn't update at the right time, but in honour of the dare, all of my reviewers of my Wicked stories are invited! Glinda?"

"OK!" Glinda said in her most bubbly tone. "Pink glitter...thanks for the idea! We have to have everything pink. Oh, since it's in this world, let's rent the biggest club in Vegas, and before, I'll give everyone amazifying makeovers!"

Two hours later...

All the girl reviewers and likeable female characters were in pink glittery costumes, except for Elphaba, who had been allowed to wear black, although Glinda had insisted on her wearing pink shoes and glitter on her (stylishly cut) dress. Most people were dancing, and Fiyero had had fangirls asking for just one dance, pleading even. He'd obliged them for a bit, but then ignored most of them and went to stay with Elphaba, who didn't want to dance, and was still insecure about dancing in front of the reviewers.

Finally, after hours of fun, SideshowJazz1 clapped and everyone was back as they were before. "OK, now we have Shockheaded Peter's Sister! Boq... here's a dare for you. I want you to sing some Heavy Metal. Because that's what you are now, isn't it? If you won't sing I'm going to ask our glorious author if she'll make Dorothy chase you with a can opener. Sure. OK, Boq...sing!"

Boq sighed, and began, but then stopped. "I don't know the words, and I really don't want to." SideshowJazz1 clapped her hands and Boq was back to tin.

SideshowJazz1 grinned in an evil way. "Dot, here's the can opener. Go for it." Dorothy had to run after Boq with a tin opener, but SideshowJazz1 soon clapped again and Boq was in his human form. She smiled.

"OK, one more message...This is as enjoyable as it was when it started, and it's not easy to keep a

comedy series going. Lovely stuff. Aw, thank you! OK, now, the next message is from someone new, OneWickedWitch. First off, please throw a bucket of ice water on dorothy. Who would like to do the honors?"

It was Nessa who glanced at Dorothy and said quietly 'I will." A bucket of water appeared next to her and she tipped it onto Dorothy, making the little girl scream.

"Oh, stop it, you'll be dry next chapter." SideshowJazz1 said. "And you won't get pneumonia in this fic!" She smiled sweetly. "Dorothy, you also have a question. How does it feel to know most people hate you? Don't cry!"

Dorothy's teeth were chattering, but she managed to answer "I d-d-don't l-like it."

SideshowJazz1 rolled her eyes. "Obviously. I think we wanted something more interesting. Whatever. Wizard: How did you ever become a "wonderful" wizard? You don't seem that wonderful to me..."

The Wizard sighed. "Only because I'm from this world and floated down to Oz. Gossip spread, and everyone thought I was a Wizard in no time."

"Finally," SideshowJazz1 said "Elphaba: why are you so awesome?"

Elphaba rolled her eyes. "Does that have an answer?"

SideshowJazz1 grinned. "Elphaba, just take the compliment. We have one more reviewer! Another new one, called EpicFail! Just a message: amazing chapter. i love this fanfic, and can't stop laughing at any part. They

are well written and i love the reactions to the quesions. (P.S I wouldn't mind breaking100 raw eggs over the wizards head). Well, that's everything! Sorry for the long time it took to update, I'll be faster after November. My exams will be over! In the meantime, keep reading, and keep smiling. Peace out!"

Sorry for the long wait! Seriously, I will keep updating.