Hi! I'm back!

"Hi!" SideshowJazz1 said, grinning. "I'm sorry about all the long gaps in updates, but can't help it, I'm afraid. We'll start with therealfae's questions.We need some Nessa loving in here! I dare everybody to do whatever Nessa tells them to do for the entire chappie. Doctor Dilliamond, I dare you to step on Horriable Morriable's face. WITH YOUR FEET! There, just gave some love to some slightly forgotten characters. SHOW THEM SOME LOVE PEOPLE! "

Nessa smiled to herself. "I can have some fun with this. SideshowJazz1, mind getting me a glass of water?"

"Morrible, you can get your face trampled elsewhere." SideshowJazz1 said, clapping, then sending her away, before running to get Nessa's water, taking the dare. Once she got back, she got Morrible back, whose face looked more wrinkled than normal and bruised. SideshowJazz1 had to giggle.

"OK. Next up is musicalvampirelove. Okay, I have a question for Galinda and Elphaba. Or, better, take it as a
dare: You two are going to change your bodies, okay? So Elphaba is within Galinda's body and the other way around. And please tell me what this feels like... And NO, Elphie, you HAVE to wear Galinda's clothes! And she will wear yours!This is going to be so fun!" SideshowJazz1 clapped.

"I have to wear black?" Glinda, who was in Elphaba's body, shrieked. "It feels humiliating, that's how it feels, making me dress like that."

"My sentiments exactly." added Elphaba, who was in Glinda's body. "It's really disturbing to see myself talking like Glinda and I'm not used to looking liket this."

"You can go back to your own bodies after this chapter." SideshowJazz1 told them. "Next message is from BookWorm0001. Alright, dare for...Boq! Kiss Glinda on the cheek! Yeah, silly but I want to see the reaction on her face. Nessa, I dare you to give Dorothy a hug! I'm feeling evil right now, so Elphaba, throw whatever object you want at the Wizard! You also have to hold Toto...Dodo for ten minutes without hurting anyone or anything! Also, can I hug Fiyero? He's awesome! I'm a pretty serious girl, so I wont be a squealing fangirl if that lifts your spirits. Elphaba, don't worry I'm not about to steal your Yero.Well, Boq, that means you have to kiss Glinda in Elphaba's body."

Boq looked a little scared, but did it. Glinda giggled in an embarrassed way and said "Just don't do that again."

Nessa gave Dorothy the hug she was meant to, but than smiled sweetly at her and said "Leave the room for ten minutes so I don't have to look at you. Remember the dare?"

Dorothy scowled, but did it, passing Toto to Elphaba in Glinda's body. Elphaba patiently held him until it was time for Dorothy to come back in, at which point Elphaba threw SideshowJazz1's book of Beatles songs at the Wizard.

The Fiyero hug-request went up to 7, and the hug was received.

SideshowJazz1 smiled happily. "Cool! Next we have Twilla! I dunno. I forgot to review. Sorry. Oh wait-maybe I did review. I better go check.I can't remember, but it doesn't matter. The first dare is for Fiyero. Anywhoo...I dare Fiyero to pole dance. I'm in a loopy mood. DO IT!"

Elphaba scowled. "Seriously? First the hugs, now a pole dance? What's next, prostitution?"

"If you prefer I'll bring Twilla in and get everyone else but you and her to leave." SideshowJazz1 offered.

Elphaba sighed. "Fine. But don't make it take over ten minutes."

SideshowJazz1 grinned and clapped to bring Twilla in, then walked out with the other six members of the cast. All they could hear was squeals and giggles until the pole dance was over and everyone was back in their normal positions and Twilla was gone.

"Let me see..." SideshowJazz1 said. "OK, next is a bacon eating contest for everyone!"

Twenty minutes later, the whole cast felt sick and they'd all eaten the same amount. Half the cast had asked whether the bacon was Pig or pig, to which SideshowJazz1 reminded them that Animals didn't exist in her world.

"Next up!" she said. "Oh, Nessa, you have a question. How do you feel about cocaine?"

Nessa thought for a moment, then answered "It really needs to be destroyed. What is with taking drugs anyway?"

SideshowJazz1 nodded. "The next question is from ComingAndGoingByBubble!" Glinda looked half sad and half happy, remembering the catfight when Elphaba said that, but pleased that someone would pay tribute to her.

"The question is for Elphaba!" SideshowJazz1 announced. "What do you think of Halloween and do you
ever see people being dressed up as you? I myself am guilty of said fact. I had homework last Halloween, but I had a Nessa outfit. I don't like facepaint, but if I didn't mind it, I would've dressed in black and painted my face green too!"

"I don't know whether that is flattering or insulting, to be honest." Elphaba replied. "Halloween pays tribute to horrifying things."

"It depends on the person." SideshowJazz1 said. "Your fans would have done it because they respect and admire you. You're actually one of my role models, along with Tracy from Hairspray."

Elphaba had to smile at that. "Well, thanks.

SideshowJazz1 moved on. "Next, we have Shockheaded Peter's Sister back! First of all, glad you're all right, Sideshow Jazz, and hope you have a wonderful holiday season. It was pretty good, actually. Nice images in that last fic, from the joy of Morrible hanging on the fireman's pole to the lush image of Fiyero perched on a tyre swing. It was better than it sounds, actually! I liked the reasons why the cast chose their favourite holidays. Any holiday is good for me, because it's time off work and I'm lazy! Enjoyed therealfae's request to be a bridesmaid at the wedding... Morrible could be a Maid Of Horror. Please can I sneak in a Christmas Dare? Nessa, I'd like you to dress up like a fifties rock n' roll chick and sing "I want Boq around the clock all night!" SideshowJazz1 giggled and said "Nessa, sing it! Oh, and dress up like one of the Pink Ladies from Grease to sing it!"
Soon, Nessa was quietly singing the song, looking like a very shy Pink. SideshowJazz1 clapped when she finished. "Our next reviewer is Twicked! There's just one question, and it's for you, Elphaba! If you had to choose between wearing pink for the rest of this story, or having to sit in the wizards lap for the rest for the story, which would you choose?"

Elphaba deliberated. "Wearing pink." she decided. The Wizard didn't react.

"And yes, dares are cool!" SideshowJazz1 said cheerfully. "Our next reviewer is Charlotte and Rashka! Charlotte has three questions, two dares and a comment. Well, the comment is the usual praise – thank you, thank you very much." SideshowJazz1 giggled and mimed taking praise. The first question is for Elphaba.Elphaba, can I come to your wedding? Pretty pretty pretty please with a cheesecake on top?Can I come too?"

Elphaba sighed. "All these fangirls...OK, you can come."

SideshowJazz1 jumped up and down childishly. "The next question is for everyone! What are you guys' favourite bands? I have about a thousand favourite bands..."

"I like mainly solo singers, like Katy Perry and Pink!" Glinda exclaimed. "I mean, come on – even the names are pretty! Taylor Swift is probably my overall favourite, though."

Elphaba reluctantly muttered "Solos, yeah. Avril Lavigne. Her old stuff is really good, like "Complicated" and "Freak Out", and also "Take Me Away", although I despise the lyrics to "What The Hell" and "Smile". "When You're Gone" is OK."

Nessa surprised everyone when she said "I actually kind of liked the old Spice Girls songs."

"Me too!" cried Dorothy. "It is the 2000s, so I'm not a little 1939 girl any more, so I can like 90s music, right?"

"Cascada." Boq said quietly. "The lead singer is so beautiful. She looks just like Glinda, in fact..."

"I don't like music." scowled Madame Morrible. "It's just a combination of sounds."

"Killjoy." SideshowJazz1 scowled back.

"I like some of the old bands." the Wizard said. "Like those 70s boy bands."

Fiyero was last. He looked a little bit reluctant, but he finally muttered "I like Atomic Kitten." The reaction was immediate, as everyone in the room burst out laughing.

"One more question for everyone!" SideshowJazz1 called. "Do you peoples like cheesecake? I have a somewhat unhealthy obsession with it... don't judge me.I can't eat cheesecake, I'm supposed to be cutting down on calories."

"That's why I won't eat it!" Glinda exclaimed. Pretty much everyone else agreed that cheesecake was good, though they wouldn't obsess over it.

"OK, Charlotte also has sent dares!" SideshowJazz1 reminded the cast. "The first dare is for you, Wizard!I dare the wizard to eat 7 whole cheesecakes at once! (I've done it before,so, yes, it is actually possible)."

The Wizard did it, but felt pretty sick afterwards. SideshowJazz1 cruelly didn't bother to acknowledge it and continued on to the next dare. "It's for everyone! I dare all of you to run around Wal-mart shouting random songs. My friend and I did that once... we got kicked out of Wal-mart...We don't have Wal-Mart in this country, but we have K-Mart, so we'll go to the one in St Lukes, since I've been doing a course in Western Springs nearby. Listen, you all have to sing one particular song from Avenue Q, just to make it harder. What will it be?"

Elphaba chose "I Wish I Could Go Back To College" and Glinda decided on "Mix Tape". Nessa and Boq ended up choosing the same song- "There's A Fine, Fine Line". Dorothy cluelessly chose "Special", making SideshowJazz1 laugh hysterically, since the song was basically seduction. Fiyero decided to sing "Schadenfraude", since it was, of course, kind of funny. The Wizard decided on "It Sucks To Be Me", being self-pitying. Morrible was less prone to this, even though everyone hated her, and refused to choose. So SideshowJazz1 chose for her, and made her sing "You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want".

Everyone was kicked out except Nessa, because she kept singing quietly and no one could hear her.

"I'll keep the praise to myself, but thank you, Char!" SideshowJazz1 said. "Our next reviewer is Twilla! Oh wait, she already reviewed. Oh, whatever, anyway, she has a question. Okay, there is a guy I like, and my friends say he likes me back. Should I ask him out myself, or wait 'till he does it?"

"I'd wait for more information and hear it from him first." Elphaba suggested.

"It's your one chance." Fiyero pointed out. "I think you should ask him out."

"A guy should be the one to ask a girl out!" Glinda argued. "I think talking to him is OK, but wait for him to ask the question."

The other characters said nothing. SideshowJazz1 still seemed happy enough. "We have one more reviewer! Oh, this is so tiring. I think I'll stop with this fanfic soon. Our reviewer is BookWorm! We've got messages to all the characters. Okay, Dorothy as an answer to why everyone hates you, it's because you're in a Wicked fix sweetheart. I don't hate you, I don't adore you, but I like you. You didn't mean to kill any of the Thropps. Elphaba, you're totally awesome and I give you a bucket of water to throw at Dorothy if you wish. Glinda, where did you hide the Gimmerie? Also, please return it to Elphaba. Madame Morrible,be glad you're a teacher like my mom or I would call you Horrible Morrible, you are mean and cruel, but you're a strong woman. Here's a gold sticker. Fiyero, you rock, and I ask you to kiss Elphaba for as long as she let's you. Wizard, you annoy me, and because I prefer the book, I consider you much more evil than Elphie. Still, cool disguises. Nessarose, sorry you died, I like you and support you. Here's a ruby sticker. Boq, nothing to say to you except you're sweet for crushing on Glinda for so long, but it hurt Nessa, please ask for forgiveness. Elphaba, your opinion on the people who play you on Broadway? Virtual stickers to all in their favorite colors! Yes, even Madame Morrible, the Wizard, and Dorothy!"

There were thank-yous and exclamations everywhere. Fiyero did the long kiss asked for, and it lasted for about two whole minutes before they broke away for air. SideshowJazz1 was looking enviously at Elphaba when it ended, but she quickly continued "I'm really sorry about the delay, but I had a load of reviewers, as you can tell. I hope to see all the reviewers soon! Bye!

There! I hope that makes up for the wait! You can keep reviewing, but I probably will end the fanfic soon.