Berlin,
When will you learn that my interests lie not in strength, but in fine arts and cuisine? That older brother of yours has no class, unlike a distinguished nobleman like myself.
And a slave? Slave is too strong a word to use. I mentioned in passing that I wanted a cup of tea, only to then walk towards the phone to converse with my good friend Italy. Germany then "rage quit" (as Prussia would put it) and made me some tea. No orders issued, no slavery. Simple, yes?
And by the way, your whole "beer on the doorframe" prank was unsuccessful. If Philippines happens to contact you about me being drenched in water, tell her my hot water pump burst and almost burned me in several places. Send her my apologies for my reaction to her question as well if you don't mind.
With class,
Roderich Edelstein
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Prissy twat,
Class? HA! That's a joke. Just because you dress up your clothes all elegantly (I've seen you buy those so called "dress shirts" from the freaking market) and have a big house does not make you classy!
My little brother did not need to do your stupid fucking chores! He was having...bigger problems, alright? You know what was happening. Germany wanted Italy to stay away, he was afraid that Italy would get sucked into his problems. Germany is considerate like that.
He also wanted to stay isolated at that time...but that's beside the point!
I had a feeling the "beer on the doorframe" trick wouldn't work. I knew Italy was coming over to your place, so I tightened the knob for the hot water pump. Knew you'd try to fix it, knew you'd get sprayed.
Fuck off and stay away from little brother. You've caused him enough problems already.
Fuck you,
Berlin (Nadja Beilschmit)
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Ouch...very hostile. But thanks again StSenna!
And also, if anybody's willing to be Germany or Prussia, that would be amazing!
Bye for now : )
xxrubyredrosesxx