Raving: Heya~! Time for chapter two~ WOOOO! ALCOHOL!
Allen: *blinks* Umm... should I trust you with booze?
Kanda: Don't trust her, period.
Raving: Pfft, mature, kanda. Reaaal mature. I'm trusted with alcohol!
Kanda: Ever had any?
Raving: ...Once. Stole it from my friend's mom's can of beer. Anyway, allen, Kanda.
Allen: Raving does not own D gray man.
Kanda: Or us.
Raving: But I can use them because I am doing so in this fic.
Allen walked through the halls, annoyed. As of late, that one friend of Lavi's that he'd fought... what was his name? Cana? Carma? Camer? It didn't matter. Well anyway, he'd been stalking him completely. He'd sworn he woke up and he saw him sitting on the window sill like a cat, just WATCHING him.
"Ah~! There you are, snowbell~" Allen froze at the voice that had purred in his ear. Jumping back, he saw Rilun and Camar (damn, the name came back as soon as he saw his face! XD) and froze. They were holding large bags full of alcoholic beverages, ranging from beer to moonshine. "Ah~ I see that you've noticed all the alcohol. Well, we're having a little party in my room. We were looking for you because Rilun didn't send you an invite." He shot a death galre at hie redheaded sister, who smirked.
"Brother, you hurt me!" She said, feigning hurt. Allen watched as the estranged demonic siblings rambled back and forth in demon. Finally, Camar threw his hands up and started saying something like he was giving up. Sighing, he turned back to Allen.
"Sorry you had to see that." He muttered. scratching around the base of his long ponytail. In Allen's mind, it put Kanda's ponytail to shame and looked extremely... sexy... WAIT, WHAT? He did NOT just think that! Camar smirked and bent down, kissing Allen for a brief second before pulling away and licking his lips.
"You taste sweet." He chuckled before grabbing the flustered boy and dragging him to his room, Rilun giggling along the way. Allen found himself when he saw Lavi, Lenalee, Krory, Komui, and Kanda in the large room. Then he blinked, staring at Camar in confusion. Camar laughed.
"I used magic so it's larger on the inside than it looks. It's just a dimensional edit." He said, dismissevly at the thought like it wasn't worth being thought about. Allen nodded, more confused than not.
"It means he made the room bigger without causing problems to the rooms around it." Rilun said, setting down her bags of booze.
"Oh." Allen said, embarresed he didn't know what Camar had ben saying. Rilun moved as Camar walked over, putting the booze in neat little lines according to their brand. Everyone but Lavi stared at the strange sight of the demon with a ruler making sure that the bottle's were extremely straight in a line. Once he was done, he pulled out some plastic cups and set them out. Turning to the group, he smiled.
"Pick your poison." he said, grabbing a full bottle of vodka, noticing the look he got from Lavi. "It's an expression, it means to get whatever booze you like."
Lavi shook his head. "I know that, I was just wondering if a good idea to give you alcohol." "Hey! I bought it! Do you KNOW where we had to go to get this stuff? We had to go home and come back after we talked our mother into letting us BUY the booze." Everyone ignored the two bickering people and got whatever they wanted to drink. Rilun noticed that Kanda wasn't touching the alcohol. Pouting she went over and tugged his ponytail. Whipping around angrily, cold cobalt met upset scarlet.
"Why won't you drink anything? Brother and I went through a lot for that alcohol." Kanda snorted at hos she said it.
"Why don't you just call it booze?" He snapped. Rilun pouted.
"It doesn't sound right mister "The-only-word-in-my-dictionary-is-soba-because-it's-only-one-syllable"." Rilun said, putting her hands on her hips. Kanda's eye twitched at the insult, making the succubus smirk. "Oh, did I touch a nerve? Well, it's obvious you're so stupid because you only say, like, ten words in a sentence. And that's HIGH for you!" Rilun stared as Mugen was pointed at her face.
"Shut up, demon." kanda grumbled. Rilun stuck her tongue out and swiped it along the blade of Mugen, cutting her tongue in the process. She let her blood flow onto the blade before going over and getting some alcohol. Kanda's face was undeniably red. What the HELL just happened?
After about two-or three hours, everyone but Kanda was drunk off theri asses. Krory was passed out on a couch, holding a bottle of wine and a ton more surrounding the vampiric exorcist. Lavi was currently running around with a drunk Lenalee on his back, being chased by an almost as equally drunk as the two teens, Komui. Rilun was currently topless and clining to a furiously blushing Kanda as she made sheep eyes at him. The best was Allen and Camar. Allen and the demon were playing strip poker and the two were down to their boxers. Kanda swore if bookman walked in and saw the insanity, he'd kick all od their asses. Then the door opened. It seemed like Kanda had summoned the devil (no pun intended) when bookman had come in. He blinked at all the chaos before sighing.
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" Bookman yelled, waking up Krory, who screamed and fell onto the floor, causing Lavi to trip over him and land on his face, Lenalee laying on top of the redhead. Komui slipped on a wine bottle and fell on his ass near the three. Rilun had screamed and hugged Kanda's head, making his face go into her cleavage. Allen had jumped and dropoed his cards while Camar crushed the bottle in his hands. Camar threw the broken bottle at Kanda, just barely missing the teen.
"UNHAND MY SISTER, YOU PERVERT!" Camar yelled, pointing a bloody hand at Kanda. Kanda pulled away from Rilun and got up in camar's face.
"SHE'S THE ONE WHO PULLED MY FACE INTO HER STRIPPER SIZED BREASTS!" He yelled, pushing Camar. That didn't end well. Camar recovered quickly and kneed him in the stomach. Kanda gasped for breath but in return punched him in the face. Camar hit the ground, wiping some blood that was running from his nose.
"You wanna dance, pretty boy? Alright. Let's dance." Camar threw himself at Kanda's legs, knocking him down. He punched Kanda in the face, breaking his nose. Kanda punched him in the chest, making the Incubus fall backwards. Krory, Lavi, Lenalee, and Komui were all watching from behind the couch back. They were one different teams. Lavi and Krory were cheering Camar on while Komui and Lenalee were rooting for Kanda. Soon, it turned into an all out brawl fest between them as they all got into the fighting spirit. Rilun and Krory were currently slapping and tugging at each others hair, face and clothes. Lavi had Komui in a sleeper hold. Lenalee had jumped on Allen and they were rolling around on the floor.
"ENOOOUUUGHHH!" Everyone stopped to see that Bookman was royally pissed and scrambled to look at least half-decent. They all received harsh whacks on the head and were stuck cleaning the room under the supervision of the elder. Bookman left when it was all clean and the teens were bandaged and exhausted from the entire clean. Camar groaned in annoyance.
"And he HAD to take the booze. That was fun, right guys?" Everyone made a mumble of 'Yes' and smiled exhaustedly at each other. Standing, Camar brought out some bottled water and handed one to everyone. Well, except Krory, he'd fallen asleep again. This time, he crashed on Camar's bed, looking extremely comfy. Good thing was that Camar's bed was big enough for everyone to sleep on so they did. Lenalee had fallen asleep with her head on Komui's stomach and curled into a ball. Komui had just sprawled out. Lavi and Rilun were asleep on either side of Kanda. Allen had fallen asleep on top of Camar, who had put blankets over everyone. Best thing was they were in a tight knot around Krory.
Aww~ Wouldn't you just LOVE to see that!
