Last time in this fic, Squidward had just gotten some loaded die, will he succeed? Press onward to find out.
Squidward entered the board game area again, this time with full confidence. SpongeBob was ready as always, but maybe not for what was coming to him. Squidward was patient when SpongeBob got another escalators. As soon as the die were given to him, Squidward pretended to drop them. On the floor, Squidward got out the loaded die and quickly threw the real die in the trash.
Squidward rolled with a burning passion and when he let them go…...he still got eels. Squidward's eye almost bulged out of their sockets! Squidward fell down and when he got the other dice out, he rolled 4 times and each time they were eels! Squidward was sweating when he looked up at Mr. Krabs who was laughing while he was folding his money!
"You know another old saying Mr. Squidward?" Mr. Krabs said, "Only fools make deals with the Devil boy! ARR arr arr arr arr arr arr arr arr arr arr arr arr arr arr arr!"
Squidward still kept his cool as he sat down and almost cried.
"Well," he said, "I lost."
SpongeBob touched Squidward's shoulder, "We can go another round if you want."
Squidward flicked SpongeBob's hand off and said, "No, no, let's just get to another game before I cry!"
"O…K!"
SpongeBob set up another game with the cards and pawn intact, the game this time being "The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt!"
"Now this game is a bit more complicated. First of all the goal is to get the treasure, of course you do this by moving your pawn with the roll of the dice. But in the middle of your journey you collect cards that basically dictate where you go whenever you stop moving. There are 8 types of cards, a "Go two steps card", a "Go five steps card", a "Go to jail card", a "Go ten steps card", a "Go to the seaweed with two leaves card", a "Switch places card", and a "Go to start card", all these cards are designed to make you lose."
"What about the go whatever number steps card?"
"I'm getting to that, anyway the last and rarest card is "Go to Treasure card", however even if you get there you have wait until it's your turn again, because I can also get to the treasure with a couple of lucky rolls. If we both get to the treasure before it's digged up we both dig the treasure and whoever gets it first wins. Also if you're right near the treasure by like one step you can't roll a ten or a five, it has to be a one."
"A bit complicated for a stupid board game-"
SpongeBob gasped,
"SQUIDWARD! This isn't some ordinary dumb board game, it's based on an actual treasure map, right Mr. Krabs? "
Mr. Krabs angrily glared at a little plastic treasure as he said,
"Arrgh"
"Anyway Squidward, since I went first last time I figured I might as well let you go first this time."
Squidward just shrugged and grabbed the dice (it was a single one this time); he hoped he'd get a nice roll this time, something he could just shout for. He rolled the dice and he got a 6.
"Woo hoo!" Squidward cheered as he moved his pawn ten steps. Squidward then happily grabbed a card as he wondered what kind he'd get. His head was sweaty, his mind was filled with excitement. Squidward raised the car in the air and proudly read:
Arrgh, you scurvy dog! Switch with one of your ship mates!
AN: Sorry I'm late guys I've been really busy this time, what with highschool and stuff. I personally believe by now chapter 2 is when this story starts to sound like Spongebob, maybe not to you but hey it's my opinion. Hopefully my fic'll start getting more attention. Hell, if I'm lucky maybe even SOLmaster might right me a review!
Hopefully next thime I'll post a more recent chapter in this unfolding tale!
