A/N: Hey guys, it's been a while, hasn't it? I apologize, things have been a little rough lately, and I haven't been hanging out with my friends as much as I'd like. But I think I've made up for that by the sheer numbers of chapters I've been writing, I hope you like them, and thanks for waiting so long. Another thing I wish to apologize for, I've been terrible with things like punctuation and grammar, not to mention my spelling has been awful, I'm usually pretty good with that stuff, I don't know what happened there. Anyway, those kinds of mistakes are a thing of the past... I hope. I've been doing some very careful prereading, not too mention I've had a hell of a while to do so, so hopefully reading this shouldn't be a pain for you guys.

I've also noticed in these next few chapters that characters are way out of character, especially Haruhi. I suck at keeping characters in character, I'm sorry.

Stop apologizing baka! Baka baka baka baka baka! You make me sick, with your... uh, stupidness! Is that a word? I dunno, I felt it. How's my Asuka impression, eh?

Shinji, get out of my author's notes! If you keep breaking the fourth wall, the fictional universe will collapse in on itself like a nuetron star! Also, that was a horrible impression, Asuka doesn't throw out insults that much.

Bla bla bla! You're boring, I'm gonna go bug Kyon!

Well good, that means you're leaving!

...Ahem, so anyway, I've already explained why characters may be a little out of character before, so I guess it's fine.

Anyway this is really just a small filler chapter, working my way up to the battle with Ramiel and giving Rei some more screen time, I think that term works for fanfiction. Did you catch all the TV references last chapter? If you got em all, thumbs up(I don't own them). Still not completely sure where this story is going, but the story still wants to be told, so let's find out together, shall we?

By the way, thanks for all the reviews and favorites so far, it really makes my day.

I guess I have been negligent to say, I don't own any references to other anime, music, movies or anything like that, so yeah, just thought I'd say that.

So a few things that need addressed:

All of Shinji's classmates I/E Rei, Asuka, Etc. are around Kyon and Haruhi's age. I can't really have Kyon point this fact out as he would have no idea, so just imagine them slightly more grown than they are in cannon.

As Mo Eazy pointed out, There is not enough explosive dialogue/drama between Haruhi and Kyon, and Kyon does need to realize he is a child soldier, Thank you for pointing that out Mo Eazy, but don't worry, it's coming. What would an Eva or Eva crossover story be without some form of soul crushing trauma? Lol, anyway I plan to make things get darker here and there. I have a few... (sharp intake of breath) horrible! things waiting for our protagonists in later chapters.

As always, constructive critisicm is appreciated.

One last thng that I must confess, I did say that I couldn't stand lucky star in an earlier chapter... I take that back, I gave it another chance, after surviving the incredible grueling first few episodes, I have found the show is actually quite enjoyable. The characters are incredibly adorable and very funny. Also the colors are pretty. So very pretty, that is all. I thought I'd say that in case you've seen some of my reviews for Lucky Star fics and thought that might of looked strange

And here is the first of a cubic butt load of chapters I have written in my time away from you, beautiful readers of , enjoy:

Chapter Eight:

I Mustn't Run Away

It's best for silent people to remain silent.

-Kyon

It was raining all day, so I ate inside with Haruhi and the others, which was fine by me. I guess at this point, I really didn't care one way or the other. I sat quietly and ate while I watched the dreary gray tempest outside, Haruhi and Ryoko were blabbing about some TV show and Mikuru was working on her homework. The dim light coming from outside gave the classroom a deppressing, colorless feel, very similiar to closed space. It was one of those bland days that make you question why you even bothered to wake up that particular morning.

I pushed my tray away half eaten, catching the attention of Haruhi, whose desk was lined up in front of mine,

"You look sad today Kyon, what's wrong?" she asked, staring at me and trying to transfer cheerfullness into me, at least I hope that's what she was doing.

I pulled my wallet out and handed my NERV access card to her,

"Just one of those blah days, you know? Here play with this"

Haruhi grabbed it immedietly with an excited 'Ooh!' showing it to Mikuru, who's desk had been moved next to her's. I turned to Ryoko, and handed her card To her as well,

"Doctor Akagi wanted me to give this to you" I said plainly before she offered her thanks.

I turned to Haruhi again and asked,

"Hey, how well do you know this city?"

She looked up from my card with stars in her eyes, eager to help,

"Really well! Like the back of my hand, why?"

"I was wondering if you could help me find Ayanami's apartment after school, do you mind?"

She smiled that million watt smile that I knew all too well,

"Absolutely! I tracked her down last year to get information on NERV," she then frowned, "But she just stonewalled me, even slammed the door in my face!"

Haruhi was stalking people for information, that's really not surprising at all. Should I be relieved or worried? I know I'm definitely going to need to keep a tight leash on her either way, for her own sake.

"You really shouldn't be badgering pilots for info, you know. You can get in alot of trouble with NERV that way" Ryoko warned, only to be ignored.

She's already in enough trouble as it is...

I hadn't really noticed, but for the last few minutes, the sun had been breaking out of it's dull prison, causing the classroom to brighten to a warm orange temperment. Can she effect the weather too? Looking back, the weather did seem to have a habit of syncing up with her moods.

After school, I walked down the street with Haruhi as the rain began to fade away, after Tsuruya agreed to walk Mikuru home. Apparently they lived in the same apartment complex, which I thought was strange, since in the old world, I had the impression that Tsuruya was the heiress to a rich, possibly Yakuza family.

"What gave you the idea that Tsuruya was rich? Her parents work for NERV like everyone else's" Haruhi said, looking at me strangely.

"I don't know where you got the idea she was a Yakuza heiress either, maybe Ryoko was right about the Eva scrambling your brains, have you had any tests lately, maybe a brain scan?"

Dammit no! But what can you expect when I'm the only one who remembers the old world?

"I'm fine, Haruhi" I said in an annoyed tone, I'm really getting sick of that question.

"Why are you so grouchy?" She asked in an annoyed tone.

I ignored her as I took in my surroundings, this place was awful! We were outside a large, rundown apartment complex, trash lay all around the sidewalk. Seriously? You'd think in a city where buildings pop out of the freaking ground that they'd be able to afford housing that was remotely... livable.

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure Ayanami lives in this one" Haruhi said, walking up to the entrance to the very worst building on the block.

Seriously this place is disgusting!

I took in more of my suroundings as we walked up a flight of filthy stairs, there were stains on nearly every step, come on, you have to be trying to make it this horrible! Was that a blood stain? I think that was a bloodstain. What kind of maniac would put a teenage girl in this hellhole?

"I feel really bad for Ayanami... you'd think they'd give a pilot better living conditions, I mean, look at this place!"

My thoughts exactly, let's just get in and get out, I think I'm going to be sick.

Haruhi found the the door marked with the same number on the card and knocked, causing the door to crack open.

The lock is shit too? this is just too much!

"Ugh! This is just awful! It just makes me want to march all the way down to the nearest NERV building and give them a piece of my mind!"

To tell the truth, I had been considering the exact same thing, but if I know Haruhi, and I do, her idea of a piece of mind would end disastorously.

And with that, Haruhi, being who I knew her to be, simply walked in, uncaring for Ayanami's right to privacy. I tried to grab her by the arm, but she was already inside.

"Haruhi, what do you think you're doing?" I followed her inside, knowing she wouldn't listen to me anyway, "At least take your shoes-"

I looked around the apartment, taking in the horrors of chaos. Remember how I said Misato's apartment was a swirling nexus of discord when I first moved in? I take it back, Comparing Misato's apartment in it's original form and Ayanami's place right now is like comparing a public restroom to an oil spill. There were trashcans overflowing with bloody bandages and mail scattered about everywhere, Kronos and the other titans had originated in choas, but I bet even they wouldn't step foot in this place!

"Nevermind, I guess it really wouldn't matter, do you think she was robbed?"

Haruhi looked around the room,

"No, I think Ayanami's just a slob"

I hope so, but just from looking at Ayanami, you'd never know she was so messy, I guess you really can't judge a book by it's cover... god, I miss Nagato...

"You'd think that she'd pick up at least a little bit-"

Haruhi turned around and glared at me, it's always scary when she does that, Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorne!

"Don't be a sexist pig! Just because she's a girl doesn't mean she has to be a neatfreak! I'm a girl and I don't clean like mad!"

"I bet your house doesn't look like this, though"

She looked like she was about to say something but she stopped herself, lacking a good counter.

"Shutup Kyon..."

Without any better options, we called out for Ayanami,

"Miss Ayanami! Kyon has your new card! Miss Ayanami?" Haruhi called, walking around what I'm guessing was both the bedroom and the living room.

"I guess she's not here, maybe we should wait a while?" Haruhi said, sitting on Ayanami's tiny bed and bouncing up and down like a kid with ADD

"Don't sit on other people's furniture without asking, don't you have any manners?" I scolded, while I stood in the center of the room.

"Your not my dad! And besides, nobody's here, don't you think they'd want us to be comfortable while we wait?"

"Don't you think they wouldn't want us in their apartment while they're not here?"

She crossed her arms and pouted, still bouncing on the cheap matress,

"But we have to wait, you have to give her the card don't you?"

I scratched the back of my head,

"Well they didn't say it was urgent or anything..."

I jumped when I heard Ayanami's silky soft voice,

"What is not urgent?" She asked, standing in the other hallway, naked as the day she was born.

Oh god... nose bleed...

Haruhi, being Haruhi, latched on to the naked Ayanami, staring at her crotch.

This is the worst possible situation to have Haruhi in! ...or the best? Gah no! I'm not a pervert!

"Look Kyon, it is blue!"

Ayanami tilted her head to the side, confusion clearly illustrated on her face,

"I do not believe this is correct social behaviour, do you wish to become one with me, Suzumiya?"

I have never seen Haruhi's face get so red, I caught the blue haired enigma as Haruhi freaked out and pushed her into me,

"I'm not a lesbian!"

"Then you are a bi-sexual?" Ayanami asked, her soft, pale flesh pressed against my body... If I had spidey senses, they'd be tingling right now... not that anything else was!

Haruhi's face went another shade of red,

"Shutup! And get off him! Don't you have any shame?" she screamed as she pulled Ayanami off me and grabbed my hand.

Well aren't you the pot calling the kettle black? And you pushed her into me!

"Come on Kyon, let's leave!" she yelled, pulling me out the door,

"...Okay" I said blankly, my mind numb from the shock of the situation.

A raging tempest looked like it was about to rain down some doom as I walked Haruhi home, Her face looked like it was about to bust a vein.

"I can't believe that slut just threw herself at you! I thought Ayanami was a decent person! And what's with that 'Do you wish to become one with me?'? Is she so desperate, she'd take anything that walks?"

Haruhi continued her rant while I recovered my cognitive faculties, what the hell hust happened?

"And to think that-" I cut her rant off with an explosive "Dammit! I forgot to give her the card!"

I grabbed it out of my pocket and began to head back, until Haruhi nearly tackled me to the ground.

"Oh hell no! I'm not going to let you walk back into that hornball's den!"

I sighed deeply, perhaps if I use a little bit of logic?

"You threw her into me" I said blandly, "That doesn't make her a slut, and besides, you were groping her-"

"I am not a lesbian!" she screamed at me, as thunder accented her shout.

Gee there's nothing freudian about this at all.

I raised my hands in a non-aggressive manner,

"I didn't say you were!"

I think that might of helped calm her down, this is one pandora's box I do not wantto open.

Haruhi turned her back to me as the storm seemed to let up slightly,

"Alright then..." she said quietly, then turned back to me with a glare, "So did you like it?"

"Like what?" I asked, raising a confused brow.

"Having her naked body pressed up against yours!" She spun around and gripped me by the collar of my shirt, "Admit it! I'm shocked you can still walk around after that!"

...No comment.

Go with the flow. You said that once, didn't you Haruhi?

"Listen, I'm not interested in Ayanami like that, okay?"

I think that was technially going against the flow, but it seemed to make her feel better, although the storm was still there.

Had I actually opened up a different Pandora's box?

"Kyon... I want to say something, but-"

She was cut off as Ayanami rushed over to us, fully clothed.

"There has been an emergency" she stated plainly as she ran off towards the nearest NERV entrance.

I turned slowly to meet Haruhi's gaze, she looked like Sephiroth for a moment, burning inside with violent anger,

"Listen, I'm really sorry, but I have to go, Okay?"

Haruhi took a deep breath, seeming to bury her anger deep inside, "Fine, just go"

I was about to run off until a thought occured, "Make sure you stay in the shelter this-"

bad idea, she cut me off immediately, "Just go!"

I ran off after Ayanami in fear.

I really did open Pandora's box, I was just trying to be nice by including her today, and I had literally brought down the thunder.

A/N that got a little wierd eh? Well... Evangelion is wierd! But in a good way. I don't want to talk about this chapter much, it's kind of embarassing. But I just love that opening scene where Kyon hands Haruhi his access card and says"Here, play with this" as if she was a child. makes me lol everytime I read it.

Here's a late Christmas present, I hope you guys like Churuya!

I don't own the Adventures of Churuya-san either. I own nothing, can I stop doing disclaimers now?

Omake:

The adventures of Churuya-san: Evangelion Edition

Part one: Gendo

Churuya had just got done with her sync test and was walking towards Gendo Ikari in her green plugsuit with an adorable smile on her chibified face(is that even a word? Lol)

"Commander! Hey commander!" she asked innocently,

Gendo Ikari turned around and regarded her coldly,

"What do you want?"

Churuya raised her stubby arms excitedly,

"Do you think Evas like smoked cheese?"

"No"

Churuya frowned,

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, now go away, I'm busy"

"Nyoron~" she said sadly

Part Two: Asuka

Churuya had just got home to Misato's apartment after a long day of school, but that didn't bother her, she happily walked in and took her shoes off, ready to make dinner for everyone.

Asuka had gotten home a few minutes later and carelessly flung her shoes off.

"Asuka-chan, Hey Asuka-chan!" Churuya called cheerfully.

The red head sighed and asked: "What?"

"I'm going to make dinner, do you like smoked cheese?"

Asuka looked at her blankly and said: "No, nobody likes smoked cheese you stupid midget, make something German"

Churuya, who only knew how to make smoked cheese, bowed her head in shame and walked to her room,

"Nyoron~"

Part Three: Koaru

Koaru Nagisa walked down the street to school, humming ode to joy with as little tone as possible in the morning sun. The ashen blonde, supposedly albino boy was met with a peculiar situation, Churuya ran up to him, waving her arms excitedly,

"Koaru-kun, Hey Koaru-kun!"

"Yes?" he asked blandly.

"I think you're super cute! Will you go out with me?"

The covert angel stared blankly at her and replied:

"I only love Shinji-kun"

Churuya's good mood evaporated,

"Nyoron~"

Part Four: Rei

One blue haired Rei Ayanami sat quietly in her seat during class, staring out the window, until Churuya poked her on the back,

"Ayanami-san! Hey Ayanami-san!"

Rei turned around and said nothing, regarding her with strict apathy,

"Ayanami-san?"

Still, Rei said nothing.

"You don't talk much, do you?" Churuya asked with a sad face.

The odd girl turned back to the window, ignoring the green haired Chibi.

"Nyoron~"

A/N: Lol everyone is so mean to Churuya-san, even in the actual show! So how about this Omake? Did it do anything for you? A tickle? Anything at all? Should I make more of these? Is this even what an Omake is? Why am I asking you all this stuff? Readers! Hey readers! Do you like smoked cheese?

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