Chapter Nine:
Angel of Thunder, Hear my Roar
"just because you said "Don't worry" doesn't gaurantee anything worth worrying about wouldn't happen"
-Kyon
"Note to self, keep Haruhi far away from other girls", that's what I was thinking as I ran to catchup with Ayanami, who despite appearances, is a very fast runner. I was out of breath by the time I made it to the nearest NERV entrance, just behind Ayanami who was trying to use her old card for access.
I ran her new card through the scanner and offered it to her,
"Here, I was trying to give this to you earlier-"
She snatched it out of my hand without a word and walked away, leaving me to wonder what goes on in her head. Did Haruhi piss her off? She wasn't particularly aggressive or anything, she just seemed annoyed.
Later we were on a very large escalator going down. I hate escalators, sure they're convenient, but I could probably walk down the stairs faster than this! After a few moments of silence, standing behind Ayanami, I worked up the courage to begin a conversation, which, looking back, was probably not a good idea.
"Uh... you said there was an emergency right? Shouldn't we be running down there?"
Ayanami kept her back to me and blankly stated "No" in that soft voice of hers.
"Well why not? Aren't there lives at stake?" I asked impatiently.
"It is not safe to run on an escalator... I know from expierience"
I'm not going to comment on that.
I awkwardly scratched the back of my head, nervous to speak after what happened earlier, which I'm going to try my best to forget about.
"Uh... hey, I'm really sorry about earlier"
"For what?"
"Well for... you know... Haruhi. She's like that, I really should have seen that coming and I apologize for any discomfort you might have had"
whoo! that was a mouthful! But out of all the things she could have said, the next words that came out of her mouth blew me away.
"...Speak for yourself"
Too shocked... for sarcastic retort...
"Uh... yeah... so anyway, if it's all the same to you, let's never talk about this again, okay?"
"Agreed"
So I stood there quietly, waiting for the escalator, which was slow as HELL, to finally take us deeper into NERV. I struck up another conversation to forget about earlier,
"So... do you like being a pilot?" I asked awkwardly
"It is my life" She replied quietly. There's definetly something wrong with this girl.
"Oh... well don't you ever worry about dying? I mean, things get pretty wild out there"
"I find it hypocritical for you to ask me that, as you let Suzumiya overpower you during the last battle, risk the fate of mankind, and you pretend nothing ever happened"
Hey, I tried to stay in control!
It felt wrong to be mad at Ayanami, there's just no way she'd understand.
"Well... if anythng, I think she may have saved mankind, we did beat the angel after all"
I can't believe I said Haruhi may have saved mankind, or the fact that I stood up for her.
I think I might have actually pissed off Ayanami, because she turned around and faced me. Although her face was blank, I could tell she wasn't pleased with what I said, I felt like I had just said something that went against everything she believed in. It's not a good feeling.
"That is debatable, however what is not debatable, is the fact that Suzumiya's actions were reckless and she was not adequately punished for her stupidity"
Okay now she's starting to piss me off, I'm the only person who can talk about Haruhi like that! And although everything Ayanami said was true, that doesn't give her the right to say it! She doesn't know Haruhi like I know Haruhi!
I crossed my arms and had an angry tone as I replied,
"Well I know Haruhi will never do that again. She's learned her lesson, and I don't appreciate you talking about her like she was some child, even the commander let her go! ...Although I have the sneaking suspicion that he's up to no good..."
She turned back around, defeated, or so I thought.
I started to feel bad about getting edgy with Ayanami, she didn't deserve that. I sighed and let go of my anger,
"Listen Ayanami, I'm sorry I got emotional, it's just that-"
Smack!
She spun around and smacked me, with an angry look in her eyes. Is there something in the water of Tokyo three? Because there's an epidimec of bi-polar disorder!
"What the hell was that for!" I asked, nursing my cheek, which now sported a very red hand print.
"Do not speak ill of the comander" she replied in a mix of anger and monotone I had never known could exist.
So Haruhi can molest her and she won't bat an eye, but I say one little thing about the commander and she bitch slaps me! What the hell is this girl's logic?
After a long, quiet ride on the escalator, I suited up and got into the insertion plug, sitting quietly.
"Why's your face red Kyon-kun?" Misato asked over the video link,
"I don't want to talk about it..."
Misato was saying something to the bridge crew,
"I can't believe how fast these things are coming, we barely have enough time for repairs as it is!"
Even when you're depowered, you still cause trouble, Haruhi...
"Eva unit one, prepare for launch! Switching to anti air equipment!"
Anti air equipment? I have a bad feeling about this...
"Target in range, now entering lake tashi air space!"
"Eva unit one, equipped and ready to launch!" Mr Makoto said, followed by Misato's "Let's move out!"
Uhoh... the catapult again...
I gripped the butterfly controls as I was launched like a rocket once again, it's not easy getting used to this!
"I'm reading increased target energy levels!" said Mr Aoba,
Wait, charging? Charging what? I'm not even up there yet!
As soon as I got up to the surface, Misato screamed, "Kyon-kun, look out!"
Look out for what- "Oh god why!" I saw a giant diamond transform into... hell if I know what it is! But it blasted the hell out of me.
So there I was, locked in the catapult entrance, feeling like someone took a heated metal rod and stabbed me in the chest with it, digging around inside. It hurt so bad, all I could do was grip myself and groan in pain.
"Lower the sync rate!"
"Deploy the blast shield!"
For a few moments, the pain stopped, and I took a few deep breaths, cooling off in the rain which was a wierd eexpierience. I could feel the outside of the Eva cooling off considerably, but the plug felt like hot soup. Looking up, I noticed there was something large blocking the angel's blast, but it didn't last for long.
"The target is charging up again!"
For a moment, there was silence, and then a bright light, The blast melted through the wall and I felt as if I was embracing the sun. I screamed, I screamed so loud I wouldn't be surprised if Haruhi and Mikuru heard it from the shelters! I can't believe I actually lived through this, every angel battle seems to be either more complicated than the last, or just more painful so far.
I'd tell you about my surroundings, but I was a little busy screaming for mercy or sweet death, to take in the scenery.
The others were probably saying something, but as seems to be the growing trend, I was in too much pain to understand, I remember them yelling and a lot of agony, and then nothing at all.
I was alone on a train, where it was headed was beyond me. Everything appeared off, like some sort of squiggle vision, and there was orange, so much orange.
I sat in my seat, looking at nothing, just taking in everything I went through earlier.
"...I hate this place, It's one absurdity after another. And I'm expected to just go along with it. It's not right, human being weren't meant to have this kind of responsibilty"
Ayanami's slender figure was in the periphreal of my vision,
"Then why do you pilot Eva? You could easily leave if you wanted to" she said in that soft monotone of hers.
"If I don't do it, everything will just go to hell, I've always been like Atlas, carrying the world on my shoulders"
"That's not the only reason, is it?" Said Shinji, who appeared in the seat in front of me.
"What other reason could there be?" I asked
"I know why" Said a very familiar voice.
I turned around and looked at my reflection.
Oh god, not this guy again!
"Yes, this guy again, and I'm talkin' to you, so listen up!" My reflection said.
I haven't had a deep internal monologue like this since last year in Nagato's other world!
"You like the attention you get from Haruhi!"
Well it is nice, but not something to risk my life over!
"Admit it, you pilot Eva so Haruhi will praise you! You've spent most of your highschool life cleaning up after her, paying for her meals and generally being her slave boy, without one little word of thanks! Sure you hate this world, but part of you loves it because you get to see a side of Haruhi that's exclusive to you, and you alone!"
I turned to Shinji, who was watching the scene with amusement in his eyes,
"I think he's right, but there's even more to it if you ask me" he said quietly
"I know I'm right! And there is more to it!" My doppleganger was sitting beside me now,
"Why do you put up with Her? You've had so many chances to just walk away, and you wouldn't even be in this situation! So answer me this, do you love Haruhi?"
...W-what? ...do I love Haruhi?
"She's grown on you, don't deny it! You've grown accustomed to her little eccentricities, you'd be so lost if she just disapeared and never came back! When you woke up in the hospital after the first angel battle, you missed her! You even made a point to try to get her attention with that silly introduction speech at school! How could you complain so much about one person, but be so attached to them at the same time?"
"He makes a very good point, you know" Shinji interjected
Everything went black again and my senses slowly filtered in the world outside my body. There was a soft series of beeps, and what sounded like a respirator. I must be in a hospital room again. I could also hear the sound of pages being flipped. Nagato!
I opened my eyes and sat up to see Ayanami staring at me. They didn't put a catheter in me this time, thank god! But I felt numb all over my body, and cold, so very cold.
"Ayanami? I thought you were pissed at me?" I asked as she continued staring.
She completely ignored the question and began briefing me on the plan to beat the angel like a pre-recorded message.
"Listen, at zero hundred hours tomorow, operation Yashima is scheduled to begin"
What, no welcome back or 'about time!'?
"Pilots; Ikari and Ayanami, will report to terminal two, nineteen thirty hours today"
I just woke up, and you expect me to remember all this?
"Twenty hundred hours; the Evas, unit one and unit zero will take position. Twenty oh five, we launch"
And... you don't give a shit that I was almost melted, do you?
"After that, arrive at Futago mountain and wait for further orders"
After her briefing, she opened the compartment of some machine I didn't recognize.
"Your meal" she said softly.
I sighed and rested my face in my hand,
"I'm not hungry" I said blankly.
After the torture I went through today, and the wierd trip I had just now, eating was the last thing on my mind.
"Very well" She said, leaving.
"Ayanami?" she stopped and turned around,
"Yes?"
"...I'm sorry I pissed you off earlier"
I'm not sure why I've been apologizing so much lately, it just seemed like the right thing to do.
"It is fine, I apologize for striking you, there are things about each other that neither of us understand, goodbye" she said, leaving for real this time.
"Wow, I've never heard Ayanami say so much at once" said a familiar voice, I turned around and nearly jumped after seeing Shinji sitting cross-legged at the foot of my bed.
I glared at him, if this were an anime, there would be upbeat music playing in the background right now for satyrical purposes.
"What do you want?"
Shinji smiled and said, "I just happened to be near this plane of our reality and decided to stop by, I like to see things from up close once in a while." his attention was focused on my lunch, "Since you're not going to eat that, do you mind if I do?"
Your a god of some sort, why would you want to eat?
"Sure, help yourself" I said, massaging my temples.
"Thank you! I haven't eaten in forever!" he declared, helping himself to some noodles.
I sighed, "Anything you want to tell me about Ayanami?" I asked, crossing my arms in annoyance.
"Other than the fact that she's off limits?" he snapped.
Jealous much?
"Uh... no, I meant is she the key?"
"I don't feel like telling you right now" he replied moodily.
Now you're just being spiteful!
"Is there anything that I might need to know right now?" I asked, I could feel my brow twitching.
A pensive look came across Shinji's face as he thought about it, "Just that Ayanami is... very special, be nice to her"
It doesn't take a genious to figure that out! So he's just going to remain useless like he's been so far? Just my luck.
I sighed again, "I really miss Nagato..." I whispered to myself.
"She's closer than you think" Shinji said,
I grabbed him by the shirt and yelled, "What do you mean? Where is Nagato!"
Shinji smiled like a jackass, "I'm in a cryptic mood today, so I'll give you a clue"
If looks could kill, Shinji would have exploded by now,
"What's the clue?" I almost snarled, letting go of him.
"Stimulants!" Shinji said cheerfully, scarfing down the rest of the meal,"Sorry, I have to go now, and don't worry, everything will be alright!" He said happily, flashing the peace sign and disapearing.
I hate my life.
I was standing in the outskirts of Tokyo three with Ayanami, we were being briefed on the mission again. I don't feel like repeating all of the technobabble that went on so I'll just condense it for you, Basically they wanted me to use an enormous gun, called the "positron cannon" like a sniper rifle while Ayanami was supposed to use some kind of anti-heat shield made from a space shuttle to block the angel's attacks. The plan sounded good on paper, but believe me, it was anything but smooth. The positron cannon needed so much energy, that there had to be an enormous blackout across all of japan. You think I'm making this up? I wouldn't believe me either.
After the re-briefing, I sat next to Ayanami on a catwalk that supported our Eva's. The rain had let up for the most part and the sky was mostly visable. I looked up at the sky that had almost zero light pollution, I could see the stars and various gas clouds, it was beautiful. Was this what man saw when he first walked out of his cave? I had never seen the sky like this in my entire life.
Ayanami broke the silence,
"You seem worried"
To be honest, the upcoming battle was the last thing on my mind, I was mulling over the clue Shinji gave me about Nagato, stimulants, what could that mean?
I looked over to her direction,
"Hmm? I guess I am a little bit, but things have always worked out before"
"If you had more faith in the commander, there would be no need to worry what so ever"
I could make a sarcastic remark, but last time she slapped me, and she's about to get into her Eva, and I'm not curious to find out how much an Eva sized bitch slap would hurt.
"Hey, Ayanami?"
"Yes?"
I'm probably on thin ice right now, but I feel like I have to ask,
"Why do you have so much faith in the commander?"
Ayanami didn't make eye contact with me,
"He gave me purpose, without him or Eva, I have nothing"
I couldn't really think of a response, what would you say if someone told you that?
"I see... so anyway," I think it's time to steer this conversation elsewhere, "If anything happens, I've got your back, alright?"
Ayanami stood up, looking at the sky,
"Do not worry about me, I am expendable"
How can she be so careless with her own life?
"We're not samurai, Ayanami! You shouldn't go into battle expecting to die, there's barely enough pilots as there is!" I scolded her
She still looked to the sky, avoiding my gaze,
"You do not understand, perhaps you will in time, come on, it's time to go"
I was sitting in the plug, watching the angel from a large fortification they made for a sniper platform. Everything was quiet, even the higurashi seemed to be watching in silent awe. I had a much better look at the angel this time, let me fill you in; basically it was a giant diamond with a drill in the center of Tokyo three. I was told that it was a shape shifter, but as you know I didn't really get a chance to see it transform for obvious reasons.
"Alright Kyon-kun, load the cannon and get ready!" Misato ordered.
"Got it" I said out of reflex, cocking the gun and Zeroing in on the angel.
I looked at the timer on my Heads up display, which was a new feature, apparently. I had thirty seconds before operation Yashima was to begin.
I almost jumped as guns began popping out of the mountain side, why do they even bother? In my expierence, guns are next to useless against these things! The best they can do is distract the angels at this point, which I guess was the plan. I'd say it was an insane plan, but I couldn't think of anything better, so it looks We're going with this.
"Ten seconds, be ready Kyon!" I heard mister Aoba say,
"Ten, nine, eight, seven, six," the guns all around Tokyo three began to take aim, five, four, three, two, one!" In every direction there were flashes of light heading towards the enormous diamond and the sound of whistling death from the mortars, followed by screaming cruise misiles.
Holy shit! The angel just formed into some kind of cube-like... shape thing and deflected all of the shots! What the hell are these things?
I statred calibrating the range on my target as it turned itnto some kind of spinning wheel, and fired a thin pink line of laser in a circle, destroying all of the missiles that were flying towards it. Not just a few, ALL of them!
"Kyon-kun, you have permission to fire!"
Alright! Here goes!
I lined up the shot, which was really, really hard by the way, the cursor kept swinging around like a drunken Misato, not to mention the light rain was creating interference as well. It finally lined up agonizingly slowly, after which Misato ordered: "Kyon-kun, fire now!" I flinched a little as I fired the shot, I think I may have messed up...
I could feel the crackling of electricity scorching across my back as it was sucked into the gun and a blue line of pure photon energy shot out of the cannon, melting everything in it's path and cutting right through the diamond's A.T. Field, I don't think it knew what hit it! Yes, easy victory! An earsplitting shriek rang through the air as it split into shards, dead, or so I thought.
"It's charging! Energy readings rising!" Miss Ibuki screamed,
What the hell! It was reforming into what looked like a freakin' upside down staryu! There was a screeching sound as light gathered around the points of the star, and a blast of light hit me full force, evaporating the mountain that was covering us as it fired. I screamed as I was flung back, all the way off the platform,
"Kyon-kun, are you alright? Kyon-kun!" Misato screamed worriedly,
I slowly lifted the Eva up, crawling towards the cannon, I groaned, "I can do this, Misato" I shakily brought the Eva up, lifting the massive gun and tossing the eyescope aside. I bet Nagato could have taken this shot no problem, I gasped as realization hit me.
"She's closer than you think"
"Stimulants!"
"I am now flooding your system with stimulants"
Of course! Somehow she managed to get inside the Eva! She's been with me the whole time!
"Alright Nagato," I whispered, "I hate relying on you, but I could really use your help right now!"
The plug started to feel comfortably warm and welcoming.
I smiled through gritted teeth, "Alright let's do this"
I hefted the gun up as it began to lock on by itself, it was already targeting the center of the angel as I reloaded,
"Target's energy readings on the rise!" Miss Ibuki yelled, followed by Misato's "Kyon!"
The angel fired another blast, bigger than anyhting I've ever seen before. All around me, the environment was melting, but for some reason, I didn't join the hellish inferno, something was blocking the angel's death beam.
"Ayanami!" I saw her baring the shield against the angel's beam, as if to say "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
I heard the bridge bunnies talking over the video link,
"That shield won't last for long!"
"How soon can he fire?"
"Twenty seconds until barrel cool down!"
come on, come on! Cool down already!
Ayanami's shield was already begining to melt, snapping into pieces as her armour began to melt as well, It felt like I was standing in a blacksmith's forge from where I was, I can only imagine what Ayanami was feeling. The force of the blast was causing her to move backwards as the blast kept adding more force. Where the hell does this thing get it's energy? It's like Haruhi after downing three red bulls!
"Hang in there Ayanami!" I screamed before I heard a ding! That must mean the gun's ready to fire!
I pulled the trigger and fired right through the angels beam, it was like something out of dragon ball z, guess what angel? My galick gun is bigger than yours!
The Angel's pink beam began to dissapate as my blue one traveled through it, hitting the diamond dead on. That's right, scream you son of a bitch!
The angel let out a horrible death shriek as it blasted into shards once more, for the last time. There were tiny explosions of blood as it began to lose it's form and melt into the city.
Wait a minute... Ayanami!
Her Eva dropped into a nearby like, writhing in pain, so I ran to her aid and pulled the Eva up, trying to pull the armor back to release her plug, It had to be like an oven in there!
"Dammit! This isn't working!"
"does this thing have a combat knife or anything?"
What kind of question is that?
Of course! The proggressive knife!
I made a mental command for unit one to deploy the knife and grabbed it out of the shoulder pylon, plunging it into unit zero's back.
"Come on Ayanami, hang in there!" I screamed as I managed to pull back the armor, causing the plug to eject and spray blood everywhere. I placed it on the ground and forced my Eva to kneel so I could get out quicker.
I was out of the Eva and running along the country-side to Ayanami's plug, I could see steam rising from all over it. Please don't be deep fried, Ayanami!
I grabbed onto the hatch, turning it as the handles burned through my plugsuit, thankfully it was somewhat heat resistant or I probably wouldn't have got to her in time!
I nearly ripped the door open and jumped inside,
"Ayanami! Are you alright?" She was sitting in the plug with her head down, coughing.
"Come on, I'll get you out of here!" I said as I picked her up and brought her outside, laying her on the ground in my arms,
"Come on Ayanami! Breathe!" for a moment I thought I might have to perform CPR, but she coughed loudly, spitting up LCL, and opened her eyes.
"Don't ever say you're expendable again, Ayanami! Do you have any idea how much I was worried?"
She looked up at me with those gorgeus red spheres, confused, and maybe a little embarassed,
"I am... sorry... I don't know what to do in situations like this" ...That was a wierd answer.
I thought for a second,
"You should be happy Ayanami, happy that you're alive! Smile dammit!" I think I may have shed a tear at this point. And then, something incredible happened, she smiled, she looked so beautiful when she smiled, no wonder Shinji snapped earlier and told me she was off limits! Thank god Haruhi didn't see this... I felt like I was seeing Nagato smile for the first time, my heart might have stopped for a split second! I need to stop fawning over Ayanami like this... Haruhi is already jealous as hell over her.
I picked her up and leaned her on my shoulder,
"Come on Ayanami, let's go home"
"Ikari... no, Kyon, Thank you" She whispered as we walked back to the nearest NERV assembly.
Wait... did she just call me by my apparently given name? Things are going to get complicated from here on out...
"You're thanking me? I should be thanking you! You saved my life with that shield back there! I told you I had your back, and I meant it."
"But why?" she asked.
"Well, we're both pilots, Ayanami, can I call you Rei?" she nodded, "We're in this together until the bitter end, so what do you say, friends?" I asked, stopping and extending my hand.
She hesitated, looking at my hand cautiously,
"I've... never had a friend before..." I most certainly would be this girl's friend! Haruhi be damned!
"It's alright, Rei, don't you think it's a good idea for pilots to get along?" I asked
"...It is logical, but what about Suzumiya? I do not believe she finds my company enjoyable"
I'll just have to talk Haruhi into it, I remember Koizumi told me once that the only person Haruhi listens to is me, so I think I can make this happen. Dammit Rei deserves to have friends, nobody should go through all of this alone!
"Don't worry about her, I think once she hears that you saved my life, everything will be water under the bridge"
Rei grabbed my hand and shook it,
"Then I will have faith in your judgement"
That handshake marked the beginning of a very important alliance in this war.
(A/N: that was hard as FUCK! No wonder shockz gave up on his story... and that guy who wrote his in spanish, mister shockz, I do hope you continue writing your story, because it's excellent, and I think you write better than I do. I don't have much to say about this chapter, other than I really didn't like it. I don't think I captured the pure epicness of the battle with Ramiel, but I really, really want to move ahead to the great Asuka Langely Sohryu's debut in this fanfic. So if you would be so kind, leave some reviews, especially constructive critisism, since that will help me change this fic into something more entertaining, it's helped in the past. Thank you guys so much!
Omake: Annoying Eva pilot
Gendo Ikari looked down on the new replacement pilot from the opening above the eva cages, Shinji had been blasted into a coma by sachiel's patented cross-plosion an hour earlier.
"And you will pilot it" he said menacingly
"Okay! That sounds like fun!" said the talking orange.
"This isn't a game, orange, you could get killed!" Misato said worriedly.
"Me get killed? Ha! commander! Hey commander! Hey! Hey!"
Gendo Ikari took a deep breath,
"What?"
"Hey commander! Hey! Hey!"
"WHAT!"
"Your an apple! Hahahahaha!"
Gendo clenched his fists and screamed,
"Get him in the damn Eva NOW!"
The Eva was launched up to the street to face the third angel, but it just stood there unmoving,
"Alright orange, just focus on walking" Ritsuko buzzed in.
The annoying orange sat in the plug for a moment, confused.
"I don't know how to walk, I don't have any legs! Hahahahaha!"
Ritsuko Akagi bit her lip in frustration,
"Oh god dammit! We're doomed!"
meanwhile the annoying orange had discovered something,
"Hey what's this do?" he asked as he somehow turned on the loudspeakers,
"Whoa cool!" he boomed over tokyo three.
"Quit screwing around!" Misato screamed
The orange ignored her as he turned his deadly talents on the angel.
"Hey! Hey angel! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey angel! Over here!"
Sachiel turned towards the purple monstrosity once more, confused. Hadn't it already defeated this one?
"Hey! Hey! Hey Angel! Hey! Can you do this?" The annoying orange stuck out his tongue and began making stupid noises, "Nya nya nya nya nya! Nya nya nya nya nya!"
The angel tilted both it's skull faces in even more confusion, were the lilim trying to annoy it to death?
"Hey! Your an angel! Hahahaha!"
Indeed the lilim were, sachiel tried to cover it's non-existing ears as the annoying orange let loose it's horrific talents full force,
"Hey! Hey! Hey! You look like an Emo godzilla! Hahahahaha! Hey emo Godzilla! Hey! Hey! You don't talk much do you?"
Sachiel was laying on the ground in a fetal position, shaking in horror.
"Hey emo Godzilla! Hey! Is it nap time? I'm not tired at all! Hahahaha!"
Sachiel picked itself up, it was determined, it could defeat this abomination the same way it did the whiny one. Sachiel charged up it's jesus beam(trademark) and aimed for Eva unit one, until...
"Hey! Hey emo godzilla! Hey! Knife!"
Sachiel looked around as if to say "what?", and then a giant knife fell from space and split it in half, core and all, causing a massive explosion.
"Where the hell did that knife come from?" Misato asked in utter confusion.
"I guess it was time for him to go, so he had to Split! Hahahahaha!"
THE END
2nd Omake, because I just had too: Epic anime time(epic meal time parody, which I don't own, along with the annoying orange)
Yo! I'm Kyon, and this is EPIC ANIME TIME!
(For all the marks... the hell is a mark?)
First we're gonna take a hit show like Evangelion, and we're gonna add Haruhi Suzumiya! Cuz we don't play around fool!
Then we add more Haruhi! And Haruhi and Haruhi and Haruhi! Stoic alien! More Haruhi! Wrap that Eva up in more Haruhi! I run this fanfic, fool! Then we add an explosion, and Koizumi! A sparkly explosion! Them Hater angels never knew what hit em!
(finished product)
Haruhi sat in the entry plug of unit one, ready to charge that hater angel, when suddenly, for no reason at all, Koizumi exploded.
"Kiiiiiyyyyyyaaa!"
Insane with rage,(and jack daniels) Haruhi Charged Sachiel like king Leonidas in that scene where he screamed "This. Is. Sparta!"
The universe imploded in a spectacular show of lights... and bacon. And that hater angel never knew what hit it.
(Kyon's ending note)
So we just made a crossover with Evangelion and Haruhi, and we kicked it up a notch! We love this crossover, fool! If you're writing a fanfic and it's not an Eva/Haruhi crossover, then you best re-assess what the f*! you're doin' online!
Next time: we crossover warhammer 40k with care bears!
(A/N: lol you can write whatever you want guys, I just love that line. :) So... yeah, read and review if you'd be so kind. Hey that ryhmed!