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W P m U- chapter two-deaths and new people...RAWR!

( A/ N pov)

Team Asuma had joined with Naruto after they had stopped at an inn for the night. They were running through the trees when Kakashi stopped and said "Hold it! They're close, 20 meters to the north east!" Naruto then leapt to the front of the squad, crept into the ring of trees by the clearing and stared.

"Naruto! Have you found them?" asked Shikamaru as he ran faster to get to Naruto. When he got there he saw that Naruto was just standing and staring. "Hey Naruto, what are y-" he trailed off as he saw what Naruto was looking at. There was a girl standing over a hole that had body parts of an akatsuki in it (judging by the cloak) but the thing that really caught his attention was that she was...dancing?

5 mins earlier

(tesa pov)

We were still fighting and it was obvious Hidan was getting tired though I still had heaps of energy (cuz I'm cool like that!). He was wielding his scythe with his mouth and was trying to cut me. "EARTH STYLE: VINE WRAP JUTSU!" I screamed as I made a few hand signs and slammed my hands to the ground. Vines suddenly speed out of the trees and wrapped Hidan up. "I'm getting bored, time to finish this, and then I'll go after your friend!" I chirped, I wonder if I swallowed a bird...that would be so sad! I used my katana to cut off his head and legs. "OW! I THOUGH WE HAD BEEN OVER THIS! THAT HURTS!"

"WTF? HOW ARE U NOT DEAD?"

"My god prevents that from happening. I am IMMORTAL! You can't kill me bitch." he said with a smirk. Annoying boys and their smirking.

"Hmmmm, what if I do this..." I stomped the ground and the earth under Hidans body parts, and his cloak and scythe, fell into a 9 meter deep hole. "THIS WONT HOLD ME! I'LL BE BACK!" "How? It's not like All the kings horses and all the kings men will be able to put u together again, humpty dumpty." MWAHAHAHAHA! I'm so ebil! I meant evil...don't judge me! "REALY HUMPTY DUMPTY IS THAT ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH!" "SHUT UP BITSY BOY! RAWR!" I screamed back at him as I started doing the weirdest victory dance ever in a circle around the hole.

That was about when I sensed someone behind me. OMG IM BEING STALKED! Wait, I'm always being stalked, never mind.

I closed up the hole by stomping again. HOW COOL AM I ! And turned to see whose ass I was kicking now, but there was no one there, OR WAS THERE? DUN DUN DUN!

Yeah...moving on.

"So, you managed to kill Hidan? Impressive, but now, YOU MUST FACE ME!" Kuzaku yelled as he jumped out of the bushes...and tripped over a root.

I sweat dropped.

As he stood up I asked "So did you go on your bounty hunt or were you just stalking me this whole time?" he smirked at me (DAMN WHY DO ALL GUYS DO THAT) and answered, "No i went on my bounty hunt."

"Well, who'd ya kill?" "Justin Beiber." "I am strangely okay with that, though young girls everywhere will be trying to kill you. So, how much money did u make?" As i kept him distracted I used byakugan to look at the surroundings. I noticed the river behind him and strange masks on his back.

'Hmmm, those masks are ugly...I WANNA SMASH EM! I can use water spikes! And they'll pierce his body too! PERFECT!

"$819 936 825 000 000 just for its hair" he laughed. I did too because I could totally imagine that, then it hit me, "Wait 'its'?" I questioned. "Well who knows whether it's a boy or girl?" "True."

What he didn't realize was that we were slowly stepping backwards towards the river. "So, how about a bet?" I had gotten an idea... MWAHAHAHAHA-choke cough-HAHAHA! "I'm listening." "I kill you, I get the money for Justin Beiber, you kill me, and you get all my money and anything you can sell." I said trying to disguise my happiness. "DEAL!" he yelled as he ripped off his cloak to reveal stiches everywhere and the masks. SOMEONE was excited...he looked like a 4 year old at Christmas, only creepier.

He pulled out a briefcase and laid it on the ground. I giggled "Well, it was nice knowing ya!" I chirped (poor bird). He pulled a confused face, but it turned into shock and pain, as 5 ice spikes ran through his back.

"How...did you...figure out...about my...different hearts...?" he whispered. "Different hearts? I just thought the masks were ugly and i wanted to smash them." 'WOW...thaaaats creepy.'

I thought to myself...WELL IT WAS!

He smirked (AGAIN WITH THE SMIRKING!), "It seems we underestimated you...you certainly live up to...the Pami name..." He trailed off as he fell to the ground, dead.

"Hmmmm, I should give u a proper burial." I said to myself as I re-opened the hole. "HAH! I TOLD U I WOULD CO-" Hidans speech was cut short because Kuzaku fell on his head.

"Annoying talking head." I muttered as I closed the hole up. "Well that didn't take long did it?" Miruku barked as he stepped out of the bushes he was hiding in.

"Nah, they were total push overs! Easy peasy! Itachi on the other hand put up a good fight, till I kicked his ass!" I laughed. "Marina actually put up a fight, but I usually beet her too! MWAHAHAHAHAH-choke-gasp-inhale-HAHAHAHA!"

Then I made a stone for the grave. When I was done, it said,

'Here lies Hidan and Kuzaku

Members of the akatsuki and teammates

They will be remembered by their strength and abilities

R.I.P.'

See! I'm a NICE PERSON!...sometimes..

(A/N pov)

Teams Asuma and team 7 came in about where the strange girl killed Hidan and were amazed at her skill. She just finished carving a grave stone so she placed it in the ground. "You can come out now too."

They all jumped down surprised, at how she knew they were there. "Who are you, wadda ya want, and do I have to kill u too?" she asked in a bored tone as she slipped into a battle stance.

It was Kakashi who answered her, "I am Kakashi Hatake, the copy ninja of the leaf, these are my comrades,"

"NARUTO UZUMAKI OF THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE!" answered the blonde knucklehead as he did a peace sign.

"Ino Yamanaka! Nice to meet you!" answered the preppy blonde.

"Shikamaru Nara...troublesome" answered the lazy pineapple haired brunette.

"Choji Akimichi." said the ...round brunette.

"Who are you?" Shikamaru asked.

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