A/N I've been writing up a storm! Haha, I hope you guys like it, please forgive me though, I'm running out of good Kyon quotes, so you'll probably see quotes from different characters from now on, and in this case, one of my favorite bands; Mastodon. Sorry, I couldn't resist making the reference for this particular angel, it makes so much sense to me. But you guys don't really care about that when Asuka is here! Yay! This is the part where I say: Aww shit! Boutta get real! Ahem, anyway You've probably noticed Shinji has become more and more involved as things go on, and yes, he is so out of character. But if you had his abilities in this fic, wouldn't you spend alot of time amusing yourself?
So anyway; the usual, please read and review, and constructive critisicm is very welcome.
Also I just noticed that my chapter numbers are out of whack! I have two chapter sixes! Unless I fixed it, I'm pretty sure I didn't, anyway, since I can't figure out how to edit once these are posted, I'll just go with what should be the right order, I apologize for that, guys.
Also I really didn't intend for Kensuke and Touji to pretty much disapear, but that's how it happened, I guess Haruhi wanted it, and whatever Haruhi wants, Haruhi gets(uhoh was that a spoiler? You'll find out one day :P)
Chapter Twelve:
White whale - Holy grail
"Split your lungs with blood and thunder,
when you see the white whale,
break your backs and crack your oars, men,
if you wish to prevail!"
-Mastodon,
Blood and Thunder,
Album; Leviathon
I crouched behind Sohryu's seat, waiting for her to launch the Eva. This is so stupid! I have to wear a freakin' girls plug suit, not mention share a plug with this psycho! Although I should know I thing or two about sharing plugs with psychotic women... damn you Haruhi.
Sohryu started saying something in German, which I'm not even going to begin to try and translate, before the system crashed and we were surounded by red lights and foriegn words.
"You crashed it" I stated.
"You crashed it, moron!"
Go easy on the insults, I never call you names... to your face.
"How did I crash it?"
"You're causing background noise because you keep thinking!"
Kind of hard not too.
"If you must think, do it in German!"
"Do I look like I know German?" I snarked at her.
"No, you look like an idiot!" she groaned, "Fine, switch to Japanese!" she commanded the Eva, causing it to rise up, using the tarp like a cloak.
"Asuka, is that you?" Misato asked over the communications channel
"Who else would it be?"
"Yare, yare..." I muttered.
"...Kyon-kun, are you in there to?"
"Yep"
"...Why?"
"I wish I knew" I replied
There were scraping noises coming from the channel
"Suzumiya! ...You're interfering... with the mission!" Misato struggled out,
"Kyon! What the hell are you doing in there with a strange girl?-"
"-give that back!"
There was the sound of wrestling, as Sohryu and I looked at one another blankly
"Why do you hang out with her?" she asked,
"I'm still wondering that" I spoke to Misato next, "Misato, let her talk for a minute"
"...fine"
"Kyon? You better not get killed out there!"
I smiled, "Don't worry about me, we've got this situation under control, just let Misato do her job, okay?"
"...Alright" she groaned in defeat.
It sounded as if Misato swiped the mic back, "Alright you two, launch!"
"About time" Sohryu muttered.
"So... how exactly are we going to fight this-" I screamed as Sohryu launched her Eva up into the air, barely missing an attack by the Angel that split the ship in half, I still didn't get a good look at it, but it cut off our power supply.
"Shut up Ikari!"
"I don't like heights!" I said, remembering a very bad situation when Haruhi dragged me to that island.
We landed on another ship, nearly falling over the edge,
"Ready to play some extreme hopscotch?"
Oh come on!
"Not really!" I said as we jumped from ship to ship, until we made it to the main carrier,
"Asuka! Grab the backup power cable!" Misato ordered,
Sohryu balanced the Eva before it sent the whole ship sideways and did what Misato ordered as the Angel charged the carrier.
"Wait, what do we do?" Sohryu asked,
I sighed and gave the Eva a mental command to get the proggressive knive, hoping it had one,
"Hey! Don't order my Eva around, you dumkompf!"
I don't know what a 'dumkompf' is, but I'm guessing it's not a compliment.
"Just use it, guns are pretty useless against these things anyway" I informed her
Sohryu discarded the Eva's makeshift cloak and prepared for the angel's charge, bringing the knife to bare.
"Smile you son of a bitch" Sohryu muttered sadistically.
The Angel jumped on to the carrier, causing unit two to drop the proggressive knife as we wrestled it's gaping maw away from us.
Good lord, it was massive! It was all white with enormous fins and spikes all around it's body.
It had jaws so big, megalodon would swim away in terror!
We managed to push it off the ledge, but it brought us down with it in those nasty choppers.
"What is this, extreme fishing?" I screamed
"Shut up, baka! You're distracting me!"
We fell to the bottom of the sea as the angel abandoned us,
"That's it, fishing!" Misato said over the com.
Me and my big mouth...
"-Kyon! Please don't die! Can you hear me?" Haruhi screamed over the mic
"Yeah, I'm fine, Haruhi!-" Sohryu cut me off,
"Quit interfering with the mission you idiot!" Sohryu yelled back,
"Why you-!"
Misato must have grabbed the mic again,
"Alright, heres the plan!-"
Sohryu and I screamed as the angel chomped down on us like a worm on a hook, it was not a pleasant feeling, I could feel those massive teeth impaling my stomach,
"Okay even better! Open it's mouth! We'll sink some battleships and have them self destruct once the angel swallows them!"
"This plan is insane!" I screamed as Sohryu and I focused all our will into getting the Eva to force the angels mouth open,
"Quit complaining!" She groaned out.
"The ships are almost there, keep it up!"
We finally managed to force the angel's mouth all the way open, just in time for a battle ship glide right in, breaking the angel's teeth and firing all it's ammo into the core, then exploding, sending Sohryu and I up into the air, like a blast from a slingshot. We lucked out and landed back on the carrier, too tired to move anymore.
Afterwords, we got out of the Eva, Sohryu used me as a step stool to get out by the way, and we got on another escalator... I'm so sick of escalators!
"I'm impressed, Ikari" Sohryu said as we headed down,
Finally! I'm not a bad pilot at all.
"Impressed that you didn't pass out from fear!"
...Go to hell, Sohryu.
Sohryu didn't give Haruhi and Mikuru even a passing glance as she passed them, figures, stuck up bitch...
I walked towards them as they were admiring Sohryu's Eva, unaware that I was behind them.
"Yo" I said non-chalantly
Haruhi turned around and screamed in joy, followed by Mikuru's 'eh?' and then another scream of joy, needless to say the girls tackled me to the ground in a hug,
"I was so worried, Kyon! I'm so glad you're okay!"
"M-me to!" Mikuru added
Slap!
Haruhi just slapped me, leaving a print on my face.
"What was that for?" there seems to be a pattern in this world...
Haruhi helped me up and buried her head in my chest,
"Don't ever make me worry like that again, you idiot..."
I hugged her back, confused,
"Haruhi, are you... crying?" I asked.
She was definetley crying, so was Mikuru, much more openly, I might add.
She pushed away from me and yelled, "I don't cry! Shut up you-" She cut herself off as she noticed my attire "...what the hell are you wearing?" She was laughing now, and pointing at me. Mikuru joined in with peals of girlish giggling... My humilation... is complete...
The next day, before class started, I talked with Haruhi and Mikuru about the last angel battle,
"I can't believe that Kaji guy just up and left us! What kind of man leaves women and children in an emergency?" Haruhi raged, looking at me, I had to agree, that guy was a dick. He might of had his reasons, but I can tell he probably didn't care about what happened to us.
"Some people are just like that, I guess" I said shrugging
"Yeah, and how about that Sohryu? What a bitch!" Haruhi said, crossing her arms and looking out the window with a glare.
"She wasn't very nice at all..." Mikuru interjected.
I have to agree, Haruhi of all people is a lot more pleasant than Soryhu! I know what I'm talking about too.
"At least we'll never have to see her again... you might, but that's your problem" Haruhi stated grouchily.
The teacher walked in with an anouncement,
"Alright students, before we begin class, we have a new student. Miss, care to introduce yourself?"
the three of us turned in unison to see... Oh god no!
"With pleasure! I'm Asuka Langely Sohryu, Charmed, huh?" She said, giggling girlishly.
You're so fake!
A/N: Whoo... so now Asuka is officially in the cast of this fic. ARE YOU EXCITED? I CAN'T HEAR YOU~! Lol, I'm so happy to finally get this far, things ought to be much more interesting now... heheheh.
Anyway, I'm interested in hearing your thoughts about this fic so far, please read and review!
I think I might actually be the very first person to actually get this far in an Eva/Haruhi crossover on any fanfiction site ever. Yay me! Bow down and worship me as though I were a god! Nah, just kidding, although you can if you want to.
But yeah, like I've said before, I'm very interested in seeing more Haruhi/Evangelion crossovers, because it can work! And it's always awesome!