n: hey guys, im sorry i haven't updated in a while but,
IM IN EUROPE! SUCK ON THAT BITCHEZ! MWAHAHAHAHHAHA!
M/B: *hits her over the head* get to the point...loser...
n: RAWR! WEINER JACKET! anywho, i havent done any spell checks or anything and there are barley any capitals! ENJOY!
Disclamer: M/B: she's not sane enough to own Naruto or any of the charactors
n: HEY! THATS NOT NICE IMMA SEND MY PINK NINJA BUNNIES AFTER YOU! RAWR! but i don't own T.T
W P m U-chapter three-Introductions
(tesa POV)
As the strangers intruduced themselves i had 1 thought for each;
Kakashi: cool
Naruto: loud
Ino: preppy
Shikamaru: lazy
Choji: ...fat
'oh wait lazy dude asked me a question!' "tesa, tesa pami." i answered hesitentally.
"o-of the p-pami clan?" the blonde male, naruto stutteted out, 'obviously not very bright...i like him!'
"is there another?" i asked in a DUH voice.
Everyone looked shocked, youd think they never saw a girl before, SHEESH! "but, aren't they all dead?" asked mr pinapple ( HIS HAIR LOOKS LIKE A PINAPPLE OKAY!)
"i was the only survivour." i replied with a mutral expression. "oh, im so sorry." ino said sympathetically. "dont be, after the attack i came to these woods and made some new friends," i said as i patted miruku "and since you havent attacked yet shall i assume im safe with you?" i asked smiling like my usual happy, optomistic self.
(naruto POV)
'wow...shes prettier then sakura! Be smooth naruto. she asked a question, be smooth like sasuke.'
"YOU BETCHA! NARUTO UZUMAKI AT YOUR SERVICE!"
'THAT WAS SO LAME! IDIOT!'
(tesa POV)
I couldent help but giggle at narutos goofy answer. "okie dokie then, would you like to enter my domain?" i asked still giggling, as i gestured to my house...
OF DOOM!
"wait,how do we know your trust worthy?" asked shikamaru. "well i, wait...i dunno, trust me? Leaf and pami were allies right? And the royal family dose, or did, have family living there right."
"really who?" ino jumped up and down like she was on a trampoline. "umm, hinata and neji hyuuga and sasuke and itachi uchiha." "wow, who knew?"
"so am i trustworthy yet or do we still have another hour of questioning cause i gotta get the case of money inside and i REALLY gotta sit down." i wined, i tend to do that.
"she seems alright to me." said the oh so silent choji. "yeah, and plus im tired! We HAVE been running for two days straight." naruto put in.
"yeah!"
"kakashi?"
"PLEASE!"
Kakashi sighed in defet. "alright, i hope you dont mind." he said to me smiling. "not at all!" i chirrped grinning. "by the way, if you dont mind me asking, are you guys on a mission or what? Cause you just stopped to watch while i killed 'old and stichy' and buried him and 'rest in pieces' boy in da hole." i asked as we walked into my lair...i sound ebil! LOLAGE!
"we were actually on a mission to kill the two men you just killed." answered mr pineapple. "oh...oopsie?" 'IM SUCH AN IDIOT! well then again THEY attacked ME.' i thought to myself as i put the breifcase down on my wooden coffee table.
"actually you saved us the trouble of doing it ourselves, so thanks." ino said. " anytime! So make yourselves at home and no feet on the table naruto," with that they were off. "would anyone like something to eat and/or drink?" i asked as i got myself some water from the fridge.
"can i have some ramen?"
"can i please have water and a salad? Im on a diet."
"just a water thanks. This is so troublesome."
"MEAT PLEASE!"
And lastly,
"sake if you have it, and a ham and cheese sandwich?"
"comin right up!" i said as i got out the drinks and ingredients to make the food. By the time i had everyons orders (lol, im a waitress at a restront!) they were all sitting down on the couches and chairs. As i got the last ingredeants i noticed that all the pork was gone.
"MIRUKU! Come here please!" i called out. A few seconds later he walked in with the sock monkey i made him. "yeah, what is it?" "wheres the pork? Cause i dont see it?" i asked, hands on hips as i glared. "umm...well...you see...I GOT HUNGRY SO I ATE IT WHILE YOU WERE OUT PICKING BERRIES!" he finally cracked. I sighed. "hey choji, what meat do you want?" i asked him.
"ALL THE MEAT YOU GOT!" came the LOUD reply. "CHOJI! BE POLITE! WERE NOT AT A BBQ BUFFET!" screeched ino as she bonked him on the head. "its okay!" i said laughing. "im a vegiterian. I only have meat in the fridge for miruku and anyother carnivours i meet, quite like yourself." i grinned at choji.
A few minutes later i finished everyones order. "okay. So we got a salad for ino, sandwich for kakashi, ramen for naruto and meat platter for choji." i said as i handed them their food. I had gotten myself a salad too.
"tesa, would you excuse us for a sec?" asked naruto as he finished his ramen and gathered all konoha shinobi.
"nah, go for it." I answered suspicious.