"So today I and Thoren have a special guest. Anyone got a clue?" The crowd looks at Jay puzzled. They've never done a talk show before, just a ton of dead people. Ganondorf runs out on the stage bowing and smiling like a drunk six year old.

"Ganondorf! You stupid nimrod! We haven't introduced you to the crowd yet!"

"Oops. . ." Ganondorf said, wetting his pantyhose. Jay shot him in the butt with a light arrow and he screamed like a 15 year old girl. Not much better then drunk 6 year old but we're getting somewhere . . .

"Soooo after that untimely and disturbing inconvenience I will now introduce you to our very special and cuddly guest!" Thoren exclaimed.

"Give a round of applause for Ganondork the Fuzzy!"

"Ganon would you like a chair?" Thoren asked after the asked for (Everyone was terrified of Jay, Thoren, and all their friends.) applause. She gestured to an old torn up box that looked ready to collapse.

"I would love one. However I have an arrow sticking out of my butt."

"Oh I'll fix that for you!" The sound of tearing flesh echoed through the stadium. A scream that resembled that of a drunk 1 year old followed.

"Dang it. Now he's just a wimp."

"Let's see you have an arrow shot in your butt and torn out Jay!"

"Sure." Jay had Thoren shoot an arrow in her butt and tear it out. She didn't even wince.

"My turn!"

"Sure, why not?" This went on for the next ten minutes. The girls started breaking out in laughter while Ganon and the crowd stared on in disbelief.

"Of course this can't hurt us, we're invincible."

Ganondork the Fuzzy was getting tired of the crap that had been going on for the last 15 minutes so he took Jay`s suggestion (fearfully) and sat down on the old wooden box only to have it collapse under his weight.

"Ha ha" Thoren crowed "Ganon`s F.A.T."

She then took it upon herself to state the obvious.

"And in case you didn't know that spells FAT." Ganondorf clutched his stomach hurtfully.

"I`m not fat, I'm big boned." Ganon croaked.

"Are you sure about that? I have pictures of you with no shirt on and I don't see a lot of muscle." Jay laughed in the background. She then flexed her upper bicep which showed a boxer arm.

"Show off…" Thoren glares at Jay

"Hmph" Thoren then flexes HER upper bicep and shows a muscle the same size as Jay's but more awesome. The whole audience look at each other wondering how one muscle could be better than another. They all shrug.

"Well, we'd all love to keep laughing at Ganondorf, but we've run out of time. Sorry!" Jay yells into the crowd.

And then the world blows up!

I have absolutely nothing to say about this. I'm sure Thoren would, but it's on my computer, therefore she doesn't get the chance. I apoligize for any random tense or name spelling changes, as Thoren's famous for that crap.

-Jay Foren