HOLY CRAPPLES IM SOOOOOOOO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN SO LONG! alot of shits been happening with friends and stuff :/ it kinda put me on a creative blank for awhile and the fact that schools back and i have netball and BYTES and dancing...shits complicated
BUT I HAVE NOW UPDATED SO DONT KILL ME! (i'm talking to you Kitty-Wolf-Chan!)
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Chapter 10- I can't think of a chapter name…yeah…COOKIES!
Tesa POV
The rest of the trip went pretty smoothly. I beat up Kankuro a few more times, ate alot of ramen and pudding, said goodbye to the sand people and ate more pudding.
~Timeskip~
A few hours later we entered the village to find it in utter chaos!
"Whats going on?"
Sakura asked a random man who was running past them...in a toga? What the HELL?
"The Uchiha brothers are having a fight to the death! We're all DOOMED!"
Then he ran away...ok? Wait what? Sasu-monkey and Ita-weasle! BITCH NO!
Kakashi held Naruto back. "NO NARUTO! The Hokage won't want you to interfear!" He nodded grudgely. Sakura just stood there shaking slightly while Sai just stood there...blank of all emotions. I rolled my eyes. Kakashi glared at me too. "The same goes for you too Tesa."
"Pfft, FUCK THAT SHIT!"
I ran as fast as I could, pushing past Kakashi, and ended up jumping through the window of Lady Tsunades office in 5 seconds flat. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" I screamed. She looked taken aback for a minute, then disappointed.
"We have received word that Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha have agreed to meet somewhere. We don't know where, or why, but we do know when." My eyes widened in horror. The only reason they would agree to meet each other was for a fight to the death!
"WHEN GODDAMIT?" I had a feeling I knew where they were. They would pick a place with sentimental meaning to them, probably the old Uchiha compound to the east of Konoha. They used to visit there often. (A/N: i dont actually know where they meet so i just wrote that)
She flinched. She had never been yelled at like this by anyone but the blonde knucklehead. "T-Tomorrow, that's all we've b-been told." She stuttered. Tesa growled and slammed her fist into Tsunades desk, re-forming it to pieces.
"SEND ME OUT DAMMIT!"
"I'm afraid I can't do that. With the village in panic we need all the shinobi we can spare to try keep them under control. The chefs, tailors, post, delivery and all those other important people and jobs not getting done or doing anything. We need order, so I can't send anyone out until the fight is over and order returns. I'm sorry." Tesa fumed. THIS WAS HER FAMILY! The turned to jump back out the window.
"Next time you see me, I'll have saved the Uchiha Clan from extinction." She then jumped out the window. Tsunade sighed. She knew she wouldn't win, but still, Tesa would have been of more use in the village.
I ran off to find Naruto. If anyone would want to come help it would be him. I pounded on his door. "NARUTO GET YOUR LAZY ASS HERE RIGHT NOW AND OPEN THIS BLOODY DOOR!" He promptly opened it and I pushed him against the wall. "I know where Sasuke and Itachi are but the Hokage won't let me get a squad together, but she never said I couldn't get one person and go. Will you come with me to get them back?" I asked.
His eyes widened. "Just let me get some stuff!" He ran off into his apartment. I stood waiting at the door with my own bag already filled with clothes, food and weaponds. He took about one minute then he grabbed my hand and dragged me to the gate.
"HEY! WAIT!" The gaurds had caught us! "Where do you think your going? Tsunade-sama has the village on lock down." I had already though of this.
"Urgent mission. Tsunade-sama clarified that we may leave." They nodded and opened the gates, letting Naruto and I sprint out. Fools.
-2 hours later-
"Tesa, where are we actually going?" Naruto asked. I hadn't told him yet, just incase he doubted me and decided not to come.
"A place of sentimental value to both brothers. That's why they would agree to meet there." He sighed and nodded, knowing that that was all he was going to get from me.
After a few more minutes, I could see the clearing leading to the village. I stopped and held an arm out to Naruto, signalling for him to stop too. He stopped just behind me and eyed me suspiciously. I heard voices, about four. "Byakugan!" I whispered. I saw four people up ahead, one of them I recongnized all too well. I signalled for him to be quiet and follow me.
-With Suigetsu, Karin, Juugo and Kisame-
(A/N POV)
Suigetsu smirked in anticipation. He hadn't seen Kisame in too long. "Well, well, well, fancy seeing you here, Shark Bait." He said. The shark man grinned.
"Its been to long, Puddle Face." Karin sighed. Those two idiots were calling eachother names and Juugo looked like he was having another daydream about flying with the birds. Typical! And what about her? She was stuck there while her poor Sasuke-kun had a fight to the death battle with his brother! Boys!
She then tensed as she senced someone to the east of them. "Hey, dumbasses! We've got company." They all tensed and got out their weaponds, Juugo even stopped playing with the birds. Tesa and Naruto chose that moment to leap out of the bushes.
Naruto gapped. "YOU AGAIN?" He shouted at Kisame. The shark man smirked.
"Long time no fight, small fry." He held his sword out ready to attack. Tesa looked around at the whole group, her eyes landing on one person in particular.
"SUIGETSU?" He stepped forward.
"TESA?"
"HOLY CRAP WAFFLES IT IS YOU!"
Just like in the movies, they slo-mo ran towards eachother and hugged. The others just stared them like they had grown two heads.
"How have you been?" Tesa asked once they parted.
"I've been alright, I have to put up with that gorilla over there everyday, but I'm alright. What about you?"
"Not too good actually, I'm looking for the Uchiha idiots but I can't seem to find them!" They all looked startled.
Karin spoke up. "What would you have to do with Sasuke-kun, bitch?" No one gets to take her hottie! Tesa looked at her and grimanced, she didn't notice the red-headed hoe before.
"More then you I expect. Where is he, since you obviously know." The whore snorted.
"As if I'm telling you. What do you want with him?" Naruto, ho had been surprizingly silent during the
most of the conversation, finally decided to speak up.
"TO BRING JIM BACK TO KONOHA!" (A/N: I know it says Jim but it's too funny to change XD) Juugo stepped infrount of the path leading to the brothers.
"You have to get past us first!" He activated his curse mark, Suigetsu, if reluctant, got his sword back out, Kisame pointed his sword at Narutos neck and Karin just stood there...because she's useless. The Konoha shinobi smirked, looked at eachother and smirked. They had planned for an intervention like this.
Naruto created 10 shadow clones, as did Tesa, but she and her clones looked different. Their hair had grown longer and developed red streaks, their canines looking more like fangs, their eyes turned black and they developed a red aura which surrounded them, making 3 long tailes on each one. Tesa had gone into the third tale state of her Bijuu. The crimanals looked taken aback.
"I'm going to ask you nicley, move aside." Tesa bared her fangs at them, as did her clones. They all flinched, but stood their ground. Naruto nodded at the real Pami, it was all going to plan. She then nodded back and glared at the attackers. "You have made your decision...NOW ICECREAM!"
"..."
Using their confusion as a diversion, the real Tesa sprinted past them and down the path, to the Uchiha brothers. Team Hebi cursed, as did Kisame. They made a move to follow her, but were all stopped and circled by the Tesas and Narutos. "I don't think so!"
-With Tesa-
Tesa POV
HA! IT WORKED! IT ACTUALLY WORKED! I hadn't been expecting it to but it did! I ran faster and faster, almost flying towards the bakas. There was smoke rising in the distace, and lighting was gathering quickly. What if I don't make it in time? What if one of themselves already dead? What if their both dead? WHAT IF-NO! DON'T THINK LIKE THAT!
-For once I agree with you-
'Oh, it's you again _'
-Yes it's me! Who else would it be? Tom Felton?-
'OMG WHERE?' I looked around, seeing no Dracos in the area. 'That was mean~!'
Inner Tesa sighed. -No, that was you being completly idioctic and gulible! NOW HURRY UP!-
I griminced, hearing voices in your head was not a good thing, it's worrying. I pushed those thoughts aside as I saw them. THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES!
-With Naruto, Kisame, Tesas clones and Team Hebi-
(A/N POV)
All the Naruto clones had been wiped out and so had two of the Tesa clones. Naruto dodged another punch, aimed at him by Juugo. He repented with a kick of his own, hitting Juugo square in the jaw and sendidng him flying. A Tesa clone quickly ran over and knocked out the fallen ninja, preventing him from getting back up and retaliating. Karin used that opertunity to throw a kunai at the clone, but another deflected it and paried with their own, getting a cut on Karin in the process.
Kisame had taken to trying to slice Naruto with his sword, but due to training with Tesa and her Katana, he dodged each blow with ease. What he didn't expect was for Suigetsu to appear behind him and kick him in the back. He was thrown forward and into a tree. Suigestu smirked, but that smirk quickly disappeared as a Tesa clone smashed her heel into his forehead, redusing it to water.
Naruto was shaky standing up, but was helped by a clone. He growled. "ENOUGH!" Blue chakra began to form in the palm of his hand. "RASENGAN!" The clones took notice of his technique, posture and chakra flow as he created it and charged. He aimed it at Suigetsus stomach and as he pushed it forwards, the water ninja turned into a puddle...with a face?
Suigetsu griminced. "RETREAT KARIN! If he turned me into a puddle your no match!" The person puddle moved away, into the forest.
Karin stayed, locked in battle with the Tesa clones, who where hardly trying mind you. "IM A BIT BUSY! IT WOULD HELP IF YOU FOUGHT FOR ONCE!" The clones got bored, and decided to just knock her put already.
Naruto spinted in the direction the real Tesa did as the clones dispersed. No way was he missing out on all the action!
After a while, he caught up, only to see a befuddleing sight.
MB: *creepy pedo voice* im comeing :)
N: -_- im not related to you
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