Reunions
-with Tesa and the Uchihas before Naruto got there-
I arrived just in time to see Itachi kneeling on a roof, looking into a giant hole. IF THAT BAKA KILLED SASUKE HES GONNA GET IT! The building was surrounded by black flames, so I parted them using my fire bending and lept onto the roof, landing right behind Itachi.
"You complete dumbass." I whispered, just loud enough for him to hear. He gasped and turned around, going to hit me, but I caught his fist, smirking. His dazed expression matched that of Sasukes, who I discovered was in the hole.
"What...? But the clan was...? How...?" Ita was at a loss for words. I studied his face, he was bleeding from his right eye and mouth.
"NEVERMIND THAT! SASUKE GET UP HERE NOW SO I CAN FIX YOU BOTH! AND IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT CONTINUING THIS FIGHT I'LL JOIN IT!" I threatened. Sasuke jumped up and stood next to me as I examend Itachis wounds. Gasping at the severaty, I lay my older cousin down and began work on his eyes first. "You idiot, if you continued fighting you would have died or at least gone blind!" I told him. He grimanced.
"Tesa...it's you..." Sasuke stated. I rolled my eyes.
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK! WHO ELSE WOULD I BE? INO?" I questioned. He grimanced at the memories the name brought him, then glared at me.
"How do you know her?"
"Look at the headband, stupid!" I looked up from healing Itachi, and pointed at my Konoha headband. "Look familiar? It's from the village you left to join a pedophile who wanted your body!" I glared with so much intensidy, even Sasuke flinched.
"It's not his fault, Tesa. It's mine. I killed the clan and told him to hate me, he joined Orochimaru to gain the power to defeat me." Itachi stated. I gaped at him.
"YOU TOLD HIM WHAT? ARG!" After about 3 minutes of continuous swearing at them both, I finally calmed down enough to speak without shouting. "You two are stupider then Naru-kun!" Not that I was going to stop though. Sasuke whinced at the mention of that name. "Itachi, why don't you tell us why you really killed the clan."
He hesitated for a moment, then took a confused expression onto his face. "I don't know what your talking about, you already know, to test my abilities."
I facepalmed, as if I actually beleived him. People don't change from nice and caring to evil and genocidal in a day! "The REAL reason, Itachi." He sighed, realizing that I knew he was lying.
"Alright, here's what really happened. When the Kyuubi attacked 16 years ago, everyone thought the Uchiha Clan had ordered it, and were trying to tale over Konoha, which wasn't true. This then lead to the clan plotting to take over, out of spite at being accused of the Kyuubi attack. The Third Hokage and village Elders asked a mission of me, to gather information on the plot. I did. They then asked me to kill off the clan. It was either the village, or the clan, so I chose to kill off our clan." He looked at Sasuke mournfully. The younger Uchiha was shocked, sitting wide eyed next to me as I healed him, equally as shocked. "I said I would save Konoha, if they let me do one thing. Spare you, Sasuke."
-A/N POV-
Sasuke sat there, tears threatening to spill over the edge of his glistoning, onyx eyes. Itachi finished his story with a tear running down his face, remembering what he had to for the sake of the village. The Pami princess put one hand on each of their shoulders.
"You see, there's no reason for you to be fighting, so please, stop it and come back with me to Konoha, you will be accepted." The brothers looked at eachother for a few minutes, deciing on what to do.
Sasuke was the first to move, extending his hand to Itachi, who took it and pulled him in for a hug. The younger boy stiffened, then relaxed, and hugged his brother back. Tesa smiled, 'This is how it's supposed to be.' She thought to herself.
Two arms then snaked their way around her waist and pulled her into the family hug, as she laughed and allowed them the hug.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF RAMEN IS GOING ON HERE?"
The huggers looked up in time to see a blonde figure land on the roof and sprint towards the group. Tesa looked sheepishly at the brothers. "Heh, oh yeah, I may have brought along the knucklehead...hehehe..."
Said ninja jumped at the group, forcing them to separate, took the female into his arms, and jumped away with her, landing on the other side of the roof. "What the hell do you thing your doing? THEY'RE UCHIHAS! They might have been about to stab you for all you know!" Tesa furiously pounded him in the head a few times.
"BAKA! WE WERE HAVING A MOMENT AND YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN IT! THEY HAD JUST AGREED TO COME BACK TO KONOHA AND THEN YOU ACCUSE THEM OF THAT! DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BRAIN INSIDE THAT BLONDE HEAD OF YOURS?" Naruto ended up on the floor looking like a pancake as Sasuke and Itachi slowly inched away from the angry woman.
"I didn't know." Naruto said as he picked himself off the ground. "And how the hell did you manage that without having to beat them up?" Tesa shrugged.
"I have my ways." Itachi smirked at the two shinobi. "Now," Tesa started, "I think it is time we all head back, ne?" The boys nodded in agreement, Sasuke and Naruto staring at eachother, curious as to the others relashionship with Tesa.
After a day or two, they finally reached the gates of Konoha. The trip getting there had been quite...interesting. Sasuke and Naruto were busy catching up and acting like both brothers and rivals. Itachi and Tesa on the otherhand, spent most of the time conversing over what to do with the situation of living in Konoha.
"So," Tesa shared a look with Itachi, "plan A?" He nodded and smirked. The others just stared at them suspisously, as they didn't pay any attention to the other two's conversation.
Tesa then kicked open the gate and strolled in, the others following behind her. Villagers everywhere ran away screaming at the sight of the Uchiha, whilst most shinobi stopped and stared. Sasuke glanced around at his old village with his always emotionless face. "Guys, what's plan A?" Itachi and Tesa smirked.
"Stroll in and see what happens." Naruto facepalmed, that was no way to deal with the situation! He sighed as he felt someone climbing onto his back.
"CARRY ME!" Obvious who that was. He rolled his eyes but complied, much to the amusement of the Uchiha brothers. The eldest Uchiha smirked at them as they entered the Hokage tower, everyone in the rooms eyes widening, and the receptionist cowering as they approached her desk.
Naruto spoke up, "We're here to see grandma Tsunade, is she in?" The frightened receptionist nodded, gesturing for them to make their way through. "THANKS!" The blonde dobe shouted back as the four shinobi made their way to Lady Tsunades office. Tesa jumped off Narutos back, much to his relief, and kicked open the poor wooden doors.
"WHAT DID I TELL YA! I TOLD YA I COULD DO IT!" The boys followed in behind her, making the Hokage tense in anticipation in case they attacked.
"Uh…wha-…hi?" Itachi nodded in acknolagement, whilst Sasuke just 'hnn'ed. The elder brother laid a scroll on Tsunades new desk, seeing as Tesa destroyed her old one, and explained,
"That scroll contains information on the Akatsuki and explains my actions all those years ago." She nodded, taking the scroll off the desk and looking at the seal on it. It was the seal of her old Sensei, the Third Hokage.
Sasuke stepped foreword. "I apologize for all of my actions since leaving the village, I was misled, manipulated and powerhungry. I promise to behave if you let me stay in the city, shinobi or prisoner." The Fith Hokage had alot of thinking to do on that one.
"Itachi, as soon as I read the scroll I shall get back to you on what do do, Sasuke...although you may be an arrogant ass, or so I've been told," Everyone looked at an innocent looking Naruto, "I will allow for you to stay in Konoha, but under strict supervision by anbu, and they will be ordered to sedaed at the first sign of criminal activity." Both brothers nodded, agreeing to what she had said. They were then dismisses and asked to wait for Tesa and Naruto in the lobby.
Tsunade glared at the two misfits for a minute, making them uncomfortable, before smiling and laughing. They pulled confused faces as they watched her mirth settle.
"Well done. I don't know how you did it, but I'm thankful." She engaged them in a suffocating hug. "The Uchiha brothers have been in the top ten priorities for 4 years, Itachi a few years before hand. After so many failed attempts to get one back, you two go out and bring them both back in a matter of days! WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A SCRATCH!" Tesa grinned and Naruto smiled widley at the praise, they thought for sure they were dead!
"Tesa's the one who persuaded them granny." Naruto admitted. Tsunade stared at both of them, wide eyed. Naruto for telling the truth and not taking credit for someone elses achievments, and Tesa for being able to persuade both brothers to come back. She then dismissed them, saying that when she talked to Itachi, she would ask him to pass a message onto them for her. She opened up the scroll and began reading. 'Interesting...' She grabbed a sake bottle from her not-so-secret stash and took a long swig.
Meanwhile, Naruto and Tesa met the Uchihas downstairs, and they all walked out of the building together. "So," Tesa started, "where do you guys want to go?" Itachi shrugged, not caring, whilst Sasuke gave it some thought.
"How about we all have dinner tonight?the konoha 12, now 14+1 (Itachi)?" Tesa huger him.
"Its a proud day when you realize your cousin has a brain!" She pretended to wipe away a tear of pride, before being rudely shoved away by the youngest Uchiha.
"Hnn."
"Yeah yeah, quite ya whining!"
"Hnn."
"No, you may not kill me."
"Hnn."
"I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Naruto looked between the two strangely. "Weird..I'm gonna go gather everyone and tell them to meet for BBQ with 2 special guests!" He then sprinted off in some random direction. Itachi sighed, feeling like the only normal one in the group.
The Pami princess had an epiphany. (A/N: Dear Kitty-Wolf-Chan, an epiphany is not a phoenix!) "WAIT! WHAT DID WE DO WITH YOUR TEAMMATES!" The boys eyes widened as they facepalmed. They had forgotten all about them!
-Meanwhile-
"OI SHIT FACE! WHICH WAY NOW?" A blue haired boy with a drink bottle asked the red-headed skank.
"HE WENT LEFT DUMBASS!"
Kisame sighed, this was going to be a long trip. At least he'll get Itachi back...hopefully.
-Back in Konoha-
By the time everyone except Tesa and the Uchihas had arrived, it was about 6:30pm. Everyone was weairing their usual day-to-day gear when they don't have a mission. Ino sighed in exasperation. Naruto-Baka wouldn't tell them who the guests were and they were getting anxious.
"Oi Naruto, when are they getting here?" Shikamaru asked, obviously getting irritated too.
"They'll get here soon, it's only just 6:30! Be patient!" Kiba rolled his eyes. That was rich coming from the dobe.
The door opened to reveal Tesa, hair in a bun with fringe down, wearing a black singlet with a black and red ruffle skirt and black combats. She immediatly caught everyones attention. She smiled as she walked over to the group. "Hey, sorry I'm late, I had to get them into suitable clothes!"
"Who's them?" Sakura asked curiously. Tesa smiled and nodded towards the door.
"The pains in the ass, and tonights special guests."
Itachi and Sasuke walked in with perfect syncronization. Itachi was wearing a black long sleeved top, with blue jeans and black Nike. Sasuke was wearing a black wife beater with the Uchiha emblem on both sides, black baggy jeans and black and blue All-Stars.
The whole resturant went quiet as everyone watched them walk over to stand beside Tesa. "Ladies and Gental-people, may I indroduce the new and improved, Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha!" That earnt her a thwack on the head from the youngest brother.
"Hnn, moron." He nodded towards the people at the table and sat, as did Itachi. Tesa rolled her eyes.
"I see I'm going to have to beat the emo-ness out of you two." Naruto snikered.
"Temes an emo."
Sasuke glared at the Kyuubi container. "Watch it, dobe."
"HEY! WHO YOU CALLIN A DOBE, TEME!"
"WHO YOU CALLIN A TEME, DOBE!"
Everyone around the table (except for Shino and Sai) facepalmed. It was just like old times.
The rest of the night went well, they told eachother about what happened while the Uchihas were gone, how Tesa and Naruto had gotten them back and Ino and Sakura fangirled over them...alot.
"Tesa, Sasuke and I are going back to the Uchiha estate, we were wondering if you would like to live with us?" Itachi voiced on their way home. It was the usual four again, Naruto and Sasuke were talking about howuch everyone had changed in the four years they had been gone.
Tesa gave it alot of thought, whilst clinging to Itachis arm like a life preserver. "Mabey in a few weeks, I want to give you guys some time I settle in before I make your lives a living hell." Itachi smirked.
"You sound just like her." This befuddled the poor, already idiotic girl.
"Who do I sound like?" He smirked again, a cocky, arrogant, I'm-gonna-fuck-with-your-mind kinda smirk. How she loathed it. He gave her a quick hug and said goodnight, before walking away, ignoring Tesas protests.
Sasuke did the same, as did Naruto...well he more glomped her.
"Oh and Tesa," Itachi called back, "I'll get a room ready for you, black I presume." With that he and Sasuke walke out of sight, leaving her with Naruto.
"Ya know, sometimes I think he does that just to irritate me." Naruto nodded in agreement. "If he does that again, he's meeting Fred the Frying Pan." Naruto chukled.
"Goodnight Tesa-chan."
"Night night Naru-kun!"
"And don't forget what Sunday is!"
"What's Sunday?"
"EASTER!"
"CRAP WAFFLES! I NEED TO GO SHOPPING!"