Yo! Princess Ramen of the 8018th District, front and center! Okay, so I watch alotta Epic Rap Battles of History by NicePeter and EpicLloyd, and I also listen to alotta Vocaloid. SO~, alongside the Epic Battles of Anime, I'll be doing this one solo! Place in your votes and let me surprise you with my next one! Just so we're clear, I own not the Vocaloid nor the idea of Epic Rap Battles. I only own the raps themselves! Saa, hizamazukinasai?
First Battle!
Miku Hatsune
VERSUS
Teto Kasane
BEGIN!
Teto:
Teal hair and blue eyes? How typical, bitch.
People think you came first, you're a second gen glitch
You're Jap's a bit rusty and you'r english is whack
My voice owns your shit, I won your popularity back.
Your songs get old quick, I've had you beaten awhile
Maybe if you get off of Len's dick and date a fucken pedophile
Oh, wait you do. What's that guy's name Kaito?
Bitch you've lost all game, now you're just in denial.
Miku:
A second gen glitch? Ha, you gotta be kidding me?
Your voice came from mine, you were a prank of stupidity
You wish you were me, a perfectly made android
But you are bitchy fakeass mini-me UTAUloid
I've rocked stages in Tokyo and L.A.
And what have you done? Gave people a voice to hate.
I've gotten more love and respect ain't nothin' better
You're a dial-up reciever, I'm a motherfucken beta
Teto:
So you wanna talk shit, only cuz you're in distress.
Sure, I'm popular cuz of you, but I stole your success
On top of that Rin, who came right after you,
Covered your songs and multiplied her fanbase times two.
I sang one song with you and Neru, Triple Baka
You may have sang the lead, but my background rose the song up.
My Fukkireta got memes on Google and dA
While your World is Mine depicts you as a lonely bitch in pain.
Miku:
This battle has you at your own wit's end.
You're just a downloadable, and I've got a Append
All your 3D models were made after me.
It's MikuMikuDance, not BitchChimeraThing
I'm a model of a winner, that's why you were made like me.
Singing songs like alchemy, made with a piano and a beat
I'm done rapping a robot who's an object of rejection.
Now kiss my teal blue panties as I steal the world's affection!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!