Epic Battles of Synthesizing

by Princess Ramen-8018

Which Vocaloid's rap flow is the dopest! See Vocaloids, UTAUloids, and Vipperloids battle it out in a twisted debate of foul wordplay! Based of NicePeter's "Epic Rap Battles of History"! I own nothing but the raps! Third battle up, Len K. vs Yuki Kaai!

3. Battle 3 Len vs Yuki

Okay, Ramen Princess here! I am just popping these battles outta the wazoo, but I really don't have much to do anymore. Anywhooglepenis, I got a review with a very shocking battle, but I loved it to pieces! And I just noticed, I used the word 'pedophile' in the last two, but it'll actually have relevance in this battle because of the person I'm using. Enough talking, let's begin!

Len Kagamine

VERSUS

Yuki Kaai

BEGIN!

Len:

I'm the number one star, all the girls are on me

You're an under-used voice of a child star wanna-be

Kagamine bitch, be ready for the solution

I wipe out your generation! Gekokujou, revolution!

Singing songs that don't even belong to me

Hell, I'm bigger than Beyonce while you're smaller than a flea

Under-aged munchkins shouldn't be singing with big boys

So why don't you go back home and play with your toys

Yuki:

Fucking Len Kagamine, always claiming you're no shota

While your dressing in a maid dress serving me soda

You got two men on your sack, are you really that weak?

I may have one, but I'm young, so that's reality

Stop being a little bitch to your own twin sister

And having gay affairs with Kaito and Gakupo, mister

You can suck on the penis I don't even have

But it's bigger than yours, so I have the last laugh.

Len:

I ain't no damn shota, you believe in that hype?

Shows you're immature, now ain't I right

Being a student to a teacher with a libido intended

That's a pedophile doll, I'll get both your asses suspended

A bitch little girl can't handle what I do

I can take all your shit and make it better times two

I'm the hottest that there is or was, and I've mastered what you did

Pack your shit, I'm the Vocaloid's only comeback kid

Yuki:

Don't underestimate me son, cuz you might get hurt

You gotta little popularity, but I came first

Make fun of Kiyo-sensei, you're going to hell

I sing beautifully on the chorus, while you panic and yell

I'm above the law, and I ain't even in my teens

You're the whore of the Vocaloids, you know what that means?

I rap shit so sick that your dick don't want more of this

I'm teacher Len, I now pronounce you dismissed

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!