Chapter 5: Nice to see you.
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When Hermione got up the next morning the rumors had died down a bit. There was a rumor going around that she was Professor McGonagall's and Dumbledore's love child. Well it was half true. Hermione was angry that Harry and Ron weren't talking to her still. She woke up early again and went to her mother's office to ask for some advice.
When she got to her mother's office the portrait basically ignored her. "Fera Verto" The portrait still wouldn't open. "Come on, "she moaned in frustration. "Let me in! I have my mother's temper. FERA VERTO!"
When she opened the door she was shocked to see her mother and a man making love on the desk. "EWWGH! SEE YOU LATER MOM!" She ran out quickly and puked her guts out on the stairs. She wiped her mouth on her sleeve and went to see Madame Pomphrey. When she got down to the hospital wing no one was down there. She felt as if she were going to be sick again. She quickly got down to the floor and put her head into a waste basket.
Madame Pomphrey came in and held back Hermione's hair as she puked. When she was done Hermione said "I feel terrible. Thanks to my Mom!"
"What did Minerva do?"
"It's more like whom."
Madame Pomphrey looked a little disturbed but she just went and got Hermione a few potions. Hermione lay down on the bed staring at the ceiling when she saw another person come in. It was Draco Malfoy. His blonde hair in disarray.
"What's wrong with you Hermione?" he asked. Wait… did he say Hermione? Not Mud blood or Granger but Hermione?
"I just puked my guts up thanks to dear old mom." She wondered why she was even talking to him. But she had to be polite.
"What'd she do?" he asked looking curious.
"More like who. I saw her making love to some guy in her office" she replied.
"Ewe. McGonagall did the dirty. That is just wrong."
"So why are you here Draco?"
"I was umm…. Attacked by some seventh years who were looking for a fight. They just wanted to have fun so they pushed me down the stairs and I hit my head."
"Ooh that sounds like it hurt. "
"Yeah it did. I need to make sure I don't have a concussion."
"Ms. McGonagall, I need you to take these potions. Then you can leave."
Hermione quickly started to gulp down the nasty potions. They were green, vile, puce colored and disgusting. She quickly got up and waved goodbye to Madame Pomphrey and Draco.
Hermione quickly left the hospital wing and went to Gryffindor tower. She grabbed her book bag and headed back down to the great hall. When she got there Ginny was sitting with Dean. She quickly whispered into his ear and he nodded. He frowned. Ginny got up and sat down next to Hermione.
"Sup' Mione?"
"I just got back from the hospital wing. I saw my mother doing the nasty"
"You WHAT?"
"Yeah it was gross. She is too old for that. And to think that the Flamels used to do it."
"The who?"
"No they are a muggle band Ginny. The Flamels made the sorcerers stone."
"Oh them. But that's just wrong. I mean how could she do that."
"Just wait until she starts calling me Elena"
"Elena?"
"It's my real name. I just prefer Hermione because I'm used to it."
"Kewl. Have you Harry and or Ron made up yet?"
"No. Not yet. I really miss them too."
"Can I go yell at them?"
"Be my guest after lunch. I have class now."
"Bye!"
Hermione went to potions and then to transfiguration. After Transfiguration her mother held her back and said "I have a visitor for you in my office at lunch. Come then." Hermione went to History of Magic and then to her mother's office. She got there and said "Fera Verto"
The portrait opened and her mother stood there with a man. The main was pale and had snakelike slits for eyes. You-know-who was there in her MOMS OFFICE! She would have freaked out but he was her father.
"Elena meet your father. Tom meet Elena."
"Nice to see you umm… father."
"And you Elena. Now I know we haven't exactly gotten to know each other but I would like to get to. I will talk to you and you will one day take my place."
"Dad I don't think I can do that."
"Why not?"
"I'm friends with Potter."
"WHAT?" Voldemort screamed in out rage. HE raised his hand and then everything went Blank for Hermione.
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